tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post8569916556770925759..comments2024-03-26T10:38:14.331-04:00Comments on Jewish Humor Central: Funniest Tweets From Citi Field Anti-Internet Asifa (Rally)Alhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-29995084088669044972012-05-24T09:30:36.583-04:002012-05-24T09:30:36.583-04:00On my opinion it’s right ideas about limits for ch...On my opinion it’s right ideas about limits for children in using Internet. But if to be honest we are not able to close Internet access for them totally and can’t control every step. In this case possible to use special services, for example UsualHero (dot) com. This company works in branch of teenager’s security and development in social networks like Facebook. So if we can’t forbid to use Facebook we can ask professional like UsualHero to help us!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-87095271712867886142012-05-23T17:40:41.778-04:002012-05-23T17:40:41.778-04:00Everyone who came is a full time working person an...Everyone who came is a full time working person and does not take from the government.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-50940911175100984072012-05-23T00:57:42.229-04:002012-05-23T00:57:42.229-04:00I am @alfassa but those great Tweets weren't m...I am @alfassa but those great Tweets weren't mine, i just reposted them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-13503513060652319712012-05-22T14:52:24.052-04:002012-05-22T14:52:24.052-04:00What a mean to say. Where you born perfect?What a mean to say. Where you born perfect?Rivka Deutschhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04203324104409166912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-3638309859554013442012-05-22T14:20:30.767-04:002012-05-22T14:20:30.767-04:00Thanx. By the way, a number of my jokes made it he...Thanx. By the way, a number of my jokes made it here second hand. Check out @TurxJokes.Turxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-84472261765110196632012-05-22T12:20:53.853-04:002012-05-22T12:20:53.853-04:00I believe you missed the point of making the Asefa...I believe you missed the point of making the Asefa available on the internet. That is exactly how the message can reach those who need the message. In other words the internet usera indeed are a desired audience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-29073548198045902252012-05-22T02:37:31.124-04:002012-05-22T02:37:31.124-04:00Really it's a shame for us that we have to cri...Really it's a shame for us that we have to criticize everything that goes in the world, in our community, and perhaps arrogantly in others' communities. Now, for your help I think this Jewish video goo.gl/BQH4G will really make you feel grateful!Saifhttp://online-outsourcing.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-11019350214156045922012-05-22T00:25:04.789-04:002012-05-22T00:25:04.789-04:00I don't know but I replaced it with a video of...I don't know but I replaced it with a video of everyone singing V'taher Libeinu.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-16924832321734289282012-05-22T00:23:59.917-04:002012-05-22T00:23:59.917-04:00I have no idea what, why, or who. But I replaced i...I have no idea what, why, or who. But I replaced it with a video of all attendees singing V'taher Libeinu.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-59535017560570481192012-05-22T00:22:40.959-04:002012-05-22T00:22:40.959-04:00I updated all of the tweets with the authors' ...I updated all of the tweets with the authors' handles. Thanks for the suggestion.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-54490139409535743392012-05-21T22:23:42.827-04:002012-05-21T22:23:42.827-04:00All complainers should have come to big cicle-shri...All complainers should have come to big cicle-shriek themselves like Trog and Dongle did! Anyone can tell these man having problems because using WAY TOO MUCH new things. We tried to help by tell them simple rules (1) use natural method for clean teeth with sharp stick or squirrel tail only, (2) keep ANY sloth over three hands high out of cave at all times (does NOT matter how fluffy) and (3) not put clear stone magic over eyes! Bad for eyes and only make sons who cannot hit broad side of mastodon when not wearing. http://bit.ly/JlyF39Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-41675671026337350732012-05-21T21:01:18.923-04:002012-05-21T21:01:18.923-04:00The moral code you claim they are trying to preser...The moral code you claim they are trying to preserve would be far better served by treating women with the respect and dignity they deserve, by not harboring and holding fundraisers for pedophiles, by not putting people in cheirem simply because they dress or act differently than you and by not closing your eyes to all the good that comes from the rest of society including the internet. Ahavas yisrael was clearly not served by this "sell-out" crowd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-8340263517186054472012-05-21T20:39:16.050-04:002012-05-21T20:39:16.050-04:00And to all those people writing these ugly comment...<b>And to all those people writing these ugly comments, the asifa was about internet FILTERS and not against modern day technology. Glad to clear things up.</b><br /><br />The asifa had nothing to do with filters. It was a desperate attempt on the part of your holy <i>gedoylim</i> to hold on to the power that is sifting through their fingers.Jeff Eygeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11967707883565162538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-32935769750524104022012-05-21T19:47:19.634-04:002012-05-21T19:47:19.634-04:00I was in the asifa and I am NOT a chasid. And to a...I was in the asifa and I am NOT a chasid. And to all those people writing these ugly comments, the asifa was about internet FILTERS and not against modern day technology. Glad to clear things up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-64746079455710559722012-05-21T19:43:47.181-04:002012-05-21T19:43:47.181-04:00All these comments but no one gave these people a ...All these comments but no one gave these people a compliment ,for taking initiative to try to preserve the moral code within their community. Everyone just busy making fun of them instead. Perhaps if people would pay attention they might learn something. These people have survived since the time of Shabbtai Zvi, lived though persecutions too many to mention and have been able to retain a sense of identity within an ever evolving world, living right along side the mainstream populations. Yes, the internet is dangerous to them, because it exposes their group to something that cant be controlled. And this is a first for something like that within society in general.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-90359461123985433002012-05-21T19:26:52.399-04:002012-05-21T19:26:52.399-04:00Was the YouTube video removed because of Rabbi F.E...Was the YouTube video removed because of Rabbi F.E. Waxman's hate speech?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-68108120490593902112012-05-21T18:43:28.242-04:002012-05-21T18:43:28.242-04:00All the men who attended are obviously the fathers...All the men who attended are obviously the fathers that are home at night to control what their children see and what enters their homes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-42126721252885821932012-05-21T15:58:36.275-04:002012-05-21T15:58:36.275-04:00It wasn't intended to be complete. I just got ...It wasn't intended to be complete. I just got the idea while watching the live streaming last night and focused on what I thought were the funniest ones coming in between 8pm and midnight. Stay tuned. There may be a second post coming soon.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-69320431591538520642012-05-21T15:55:55.302-04:002012-05-21T15:55:55.302-04:00Anonymous, you and Dani are right. This was the fi...Anonymous, you and Dani are right. This was the first time I used Twitter. So now I know. I've started to add the tweeter's handles to their tweets. It will take awhile but check back later to see the updated post.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10910917666491102989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-12469262137852759962012-05-21T15:42:13.806-04:002012-05-21T15:42:13.806-04:00There was one you missed" "Oy, I wish th...There was one you missed" "Oy, I wish the rebbeim would stop with the speeches and let Lady Gaga perform already!"Bennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-17255556861266129552012-05-21T14:52:43.585-04:002012-05-21T14:52:43.585-04:00Isn't it true they were all fighting for seats...Isn't it true they were all fighting for seats in Section 8?Joe Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08323404435530725206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-86207166972471873242012-05-21T14:36:46.176-04:002012-05-21T14:36:46.176-04:00As one who follows the best Jewish tweeters on a r...As one who follows the best Jewish tweeters on a regular basis I'd like to point out that although this list is pretty good most Asifa jokes were already tweeted in the weeks leading up to the asifa so the list is nowhere near complete...Turxhttp://www.twitter.com/turxjokesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-28115282921256495562012-05-21T13:55:24.804-04:002012-05-21T13:55:24.804-04:00This is great. But I think it's a shame that y...This is great. But I think it's a shame that you didn't attribute the tweets -- this is a great site, but you shouldn't be stealing other people's work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-18199627022663963682012-05-21T13:40:27.431-04:002012-05-21T13:40:27.431-04:00You left out the best part: Important Guidelines f...You left out the best part: Important Guidelines for the Asifa at Citifield<br />http://dteitelbaum.blogspot.com/2012/05/important-guidelines-to-asifa-at.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6849096789079758312.post-26483964717731052442012-05-21T13:37:39.936-04:002012-05-21T13:37:39.936-04:00Chilul Hashem, the tweets r hysterical though...Chilul Hashem, the tweets r hysterical though...Shai Reefhttp://www.talmudhabli.comnoreply@blogger.com