Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Gary Gulman is a funny stand-up comedian whom we featured here previously. We got many requests to bring him back with other routines, so here he is again. In an interview by the JDate editorial team
published online, Gulman reflected on how he includes Jewish themes in his
comedy.
Judaism plays an enormous role in my
life. It’s a great contributor to my identity. It’s common ground I share with
many of my friends and a lot of the people I work with, partially by osmosis —
being around people with certain values which my family shares, Jewish values
and Jewish culture — as well as going to Hebrew school and reading and learning
more about Judaism… going to Israel.
In this clip Gulman gives us his reaction to the Al Chet recitations on Yom Kippur and the relevance of the confessions to actual deeds done.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this variation on a classic Myron Cohen joke. Here's the setup: Sam Shapiro, the best cutter in a dress manufacturing shop in Brooklyn, was also the most punctual. He was there every morning at 8 am.. And then...
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he shifted his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
It's
an oldie but goodie that you've probably heard before, but like many of
these, we find it interesting to see the same joke told in a slightly
different way by a different joke teller.
Here's
the setup: One evening an elderly couple go out to a McDonald's. The restaurant is packed. It's full of young couples and families. They look for a table and find a table. And then...
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), aDC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences.He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four otherscientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UVlamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. Heserved on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of GreaterWashington for many years.
Mickey also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. It's a variation on a classic Myron Cohen joke. Here's the setup: Sam Shapiro, the best cutter in a dress manufacturing shop in Brooklyn, was known for his punctuality. He showed up every day at 8 am. But one day...
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: A mechanic was working on a car when he saw a friend of his, a cardiologist in the shop, evidently waiting for his car. And then...
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench across from the town hall where a big flower show is going on. One of the old ladies says to the other "Boy, life is so boring. For five dollars I'd tear my clothes off and run through that flower show and streak them all" And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Lenny Schultz was an American comedian who performed
during the 1970s on television and at comedy clubs in New York City. His
madcap style of improvisational comedy influenced other comedians such
as Robin Williams, Gallagher, Carrot Top, and David Letterman.
Throughout his comedy career he continued working as a high school gym
teacher and was known to leave clubs early on school nights. Schultz said that both principals and fellow teachers would ask him for autographs after seeing him on TV the night before. Schultz was known among his fellow comedians as a "hard act to follow".
In this routine from 1977 Schultz tells the story of how it all began--the planet, life, everything-- complete with realistic sound effects.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: After a tiring day of work the commuter sat on the train, happy to close her eyes and get a few minutes of sleep. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Andy Kaufman's career was taking off in the 1970s, from the stage of the Improv comedy club in New York to Saturday Night Live and appearances on several variety and talk shows. He introduced his foreign man character and his lip sync to the Mighty Mouse theme. As he deconstructed the idea of the stand-up comedian, his only hope, in his words, was to entertain.
A favorite piece of an Andy Kaufman performance was audience participation, whether it was singing along or going out for milk and cookies after the show. In this bit from 50 years ago, he invites the audience to join him in a sing-along.
The
Borscht Belt Festival in Ellenville, New York, celebrated its fourth year last month. Catskills fans from all over descended on the festival at
the Borscht Belt Museum for a dose of nostalgia, Jewish comedy, and
classic Jewish food as it was served in the hotels of Sullivan and
Ulster Counties.
The festival lasted only for a few days but the museum is open during the summer on Tuesday through Sunday from 10 am to 5 pm. It's closed on Mondays.
The museum is currently featuring a new exhibit called Catskills Romance: Love and Desire in the Borscht Belt.
It traces the relationships — both conventional and otherwise — that unfolded across the grand hotels and humble bungalow colonies. It celebrates the resort owners, maitre d’s, social directors (tummlers), dance instructors, and staff who masterminded countless successful matches, and explores the beautiful rituals of courtship that defined Catskills summer. The exhibit highlights the essential spaces, activities, and ingredients that sparked connection: the poolside scene, the Mambo nights and Champagne Hour competitions, and the world-class entertainment that made the resorts irresistible to singles and couples alike.
Beyond the nostalgia, the exhibition uncovers more complex narratives: tales of hidden desire, lost innocence, and the enduring memories guests carried home long after the season ended. Drawing on rare artifacts, vintage photography, oral histories, and the iconic popular culture the era inspired, Catskills Romance offers an intimate, elegant look at a world where tradition and transgression mingled poolside — and a single dance could change a life forever.
The exhibition contains mature content and is not suitable for all ages. Parental discretion is advised.
Here is a the 3-min film that the museum is showing that describes the history of the Catskills resort era.
It's anotherMonday
and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing an
oldie but goodie that we recently rediscovered in a rich treasure trove
from Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Old Jews Telling Jokes started out as a website created in 2009 by Sam Hoffman and Eric Spiegelman. The website and
subsequent book, CD, and DVD were the result of their renting a
storefront in Highland Park, New Jersey, and videotaping the old jokes
told by their parents and friends.
The
jokes, told by Jews 65 and older, have been widely reprinted and
reposted on the Internet. At Jewish Humor Central, we have used some of
the video clips in our Joke to Start the Week on Mondays. Now that we've
found a new collection of these jokes, we will be posting them in the
coming weeks as our Monday offering.
Here's one joke told by gynecological surgeon Michael Goldberg.
It's anotherMonday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing an oldie but goodie that we recently rediscovered in a rich treasure trove from Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Old Jews Telling Jokes started out as a website created in 2009 by Sam Hoffman and Eric Spiegelman. The website and
subsequent book, CD, and DVD were the result of their renting a
storefront in Highland Park, New Jersey, and videotaping the old jokes
told by their parents and friends.
The
jokes, told by Jews 65 and older, have been widely reprinted and
reposted on the Internet. At Jewish Humor Central, we have used some of
the video clips in our Joke to Start the Week on Mondays. Now that we've found a new collection of these jokes, we will be posting them in the coming weeks as our Monday offering.
Here's one joke told by NYU professor Larry Zicklin.
In 1987 Comedian Jackie Mason made an appearance at the annual gala for Tzivos Hashem, the international children's organization inspired by the Lubavitcher Rebbe.
The honoree was Mason's older brother Rabbi Bernard Maza. Mason used his classic observational humor to poke fun at cultural quirks, assimilation, and traditional Jewish life, while praising the vital work of instilling Jewish identity in youth.
His unique background as an ordained rabbi allowed him to connect deeply with the crowd, delivering rapid-fire punchlines that kept the room laughing.
Here is Mason's speech at the event honoring his brother. Enjoy!
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder reflects on Jewish attitudes toward comedy in a time of war.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: Gittel would nag her husband Moshe all the time. The only relief he would get was when he would go away with the mule and be a buyer and seller of scrap metal. From this he made a living. And then...
It's
hard to believe, but Andy Kaufman has been gone for 42 years. Kaufman,
for all the funny characters he portrayed, insisted on being known as a
song-and-dance man. According to his Wikipedia biography, Kaufman "was a popular and eccentric American entertainer, actor and performance artist." "Elaborate ruses and pranks were major elements of
his career. His body of work maintains a cult following and he continues
to be respected for his original material, performance style, and
unflinching commitment to character." Kaufman
came to prominence with his "Mighty Mouse" routine on the first
Saturday Night Live show. He portrayed a garage mechanic from an
unidentified European country on the sitcom Taxi, which also
starred Danny DeVito and Jewish actors Judd Hirsch (Alex) and Carol Kane
(Simka) and featured Dr. Joyce Brothers as herself in this episode. The character he played on Taxi,
Latka Gravas, had a Jewish and Eastern European feel to it even though
it was never specific. The dialect, language and rituals were all made
up, but whatever your ethnicity, they made it seem that they captured
some of the flavor of the "old country", whatever it was. Kaufman
was born in New York City and grew up in a middle-class Jewish family
in Great Neck, Long Island. He died at the age of 35 from a rare form of
lung cancer. For years his fans thought he was faking his death as
another elaborate prank. Here
is a video of Kaufman performing what he characterized as "A song which is sung every year at harvest time in the islands of the Caspian Sea." The performance is entirely in one of his "Foreign Man" dialects and the audience is only too happy to join him in his funny gibberish. Enjoy!
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar takes a deep dive into singer Lana Del Ray's hit song Summertime Sadnessand ridicules its premise.
He says "Summertime sadness? Summertime is the best time ever. The only time you have summertime sadness is if you order watermelon and it's not sweet enough. The only time you have summertime sadness is if you don't have air conditioning in your house."
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: Rabbi Mendel Kaplan is at home and the phone rings. He picks up the phone and says "Hello." And at the other end the man says "This is the Internal Revenue Service." And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman 38
years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 72 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations. We are looking forward to seeing her perform on Sunday, February 14, 2027 at the Kings Point Theatre in Delray Beach, Florida.
Rita is at her best when observing the differences between men and women in life, relationships, and of course, sports. From her hit comedy special LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, Rita hilariously takes on communication, her husband's hypochondriac tendencies, and their relationship to sports.
It's another Monday, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a joke by Rabbi Bob Alper.
Rabbi
Bob Alper is the world's only practicing clergyman doing stand-up
comedy... intentionally.
His fresh, contemporary, and totally "unorthodox" style has been
delighting audiences internationally, from the top NY comedy clubs to
The World Bank and The National Comedy Center. And his unique brand of
intelligent, 100% clean humor appeals to people of all faiths.
Bob's
a special favorite on the clean comedy channels of Sirius/XM Satellite
radio, and he's appeared on Showtime, CNN, and Good Morning America.
Here's
the setup: A guy said to his friend "You know, I had one of the most exciting nights of my life last night. I went out on the town with my girlfriend and her twin." And
then...
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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