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Monday, June 10, 2013
A Joke to Start the Week: "Brand New Rolls Royce"
It's Monday again. Where did the weekend go? Oh well, if we have to go back to work, we might as well start the week off with a joke. Here's one from our favorite source, Old Jews Telling Jokes.
Today's joke teller is 94-year-old real estate agent Malcolm Mason. Here's the setup:
A guy all his life wanted a Rolls-Royce. That's all he thought about, day and night. Finally he reaches a year when he can buy a Rolls-Royce. So he buys one. He's driving the first day, stops at a red light, and sees another brand new Rolls-Royce next to him. And then...
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