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Monday, May 13, 2019
A Joke to Start the Week - "An Exact Portrait"
It's Monday again and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Here's another great oldie from Old Jews Telling Jokes. Today the joke teller is salesman and amateur theater director Arnie Finkel.
Here's the setup: Sarah decides she's going to go to a portrait painter. So she goes in and says to the portrait painter: "I want you should make me a portrait exactly as I am. Don't exaggerate nothing. Just exactly the way I look."
And then...
Enjoy!
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good one. the children will also go crazy looking for the jewels.
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