Monday, January 19, 2015

A Joke to Start the Week - "Portrait"


Here we go again. It's Monday, the start of a new week, and time to start it off with a laugh. Once again, Old Jews Telling Jokes comes through with an oldie but goodie to face the challenges of a cold January. (Unless you're in Florida, where cold doesn't apply.)

For the month of February, we'll be posting our daily entries from Miami Beach, and entertaining groups in Deerfield Beach. If you're in South Florida and looking for a one-hour program of the funniest Jewish videos on the Internet for your club, synagogue, organization, or private function during February, just contact us at akustan@gmail.com and we'll work out the details.

Today's joke teller is 76-year-old Jerry Fisher, a retired rabbi. Here's the setup: This elderly Jewish lady is having her portrait done. And the artist gets done with this beautiful portrait of her. And she says, "OK, now I want you put on a very expensive looking necklace" and then...

Enjoy!

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