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On a Thursday night in Crown Heights, cholent takes center stage as a Shabbat preview. The slow cooked stew made for Shabbat tables becomes the excuse for a neighborhood-wide crawl.
Eitan Levine, a New York based writer and comedian, moves from legacy delis to newer spots, chasing kishka, perfectly cooked potatoes, and that deep, schmaltzy Jewish umami he calls Jewmami. What unfolds is more than a food review. It is a portrait of Crown Heights itself, where cholent is shared, debated, and held as a living piece of community.
In this video, Levine analyzes and tastes the cholent of five Brooklyn restaurants and gives each cholent a rating.
It all started with a question posed by a group of Yeshiva students in Israel to a weekly bulletin on Jewish law. They expressed their concern about whether weekday consumption of cholent, the beef stew traditionally eaten on Shabbat, diminishes the sanctity of the day.
Feasting on cholent on Thursday nights has become a popular activity among Yeshiva students in Israel, and also in Yeshiva communities in the United States.
A charedi rabbi, Yitzchok Zilberstein, responded to the question with what appeared to be a ruling that the practice is forbidden.
Citing Talmudic, Kabbalistic and later rabbinic sources, Zilberstein
wrote that it is “very appropriate not to eat [cholent] on weekdays, so
that one can delight in it on Shabbat as is proper.” He went on to note
that cholent is not only spiritually designated for Shabbat, but that
its heavy ingredients may even pose a health risk when eaten without the
merit of the holy day.
The ruling was quickly picked up by haredi news outlets, with some
dramatic headlines interpreting the text as a formal prohibition.
The simmering public response about Zilberstein’s ruling was enough to provoke a partial retraction.
His grandson, Rabbi Chaim Malin, emphasized that the original response
was not meant to impose a universal ban, but was rather intended as a
recommendation for those seeking to elevate the uniqueness of Shabbat.
The statement noted that cholent served at mitzvah meals — weddings,
bar mitzvahs and other religious celebrations — is fully permitted, as
is the Thursday-night practice of serving it in yeshivas, with the rabbi
clarifying that students should follow the guidance of their yeshiva
leadership. The statement concluded: “Let the humble eat and be
satisfied.”
If you want to check out the best cholent spots in Israel, there's a YouTube channel called Cholent and Chill that rates the many restaurants that feature cholent in all of its varieties on Thursday nights.
Talking about Jewish food is both mouth-wateringly delicious and just a
little complicated.
While Ashkenazi Jews (Jews from Eastern Europe) are used to foods like
gefilte fish and matzah ball soup, these dishes would be foreign to a
Jew from The Middle East, North Africa or Ethiopia who would prefer to
chow down pkaila, shakshuka, t’bit or doro wat.
What connects Jewish foods, apart from being delicious, is that they
developed from economic necessity and were often a way for poor
communities to create something tasty from very little.
While some of these dishes have been forgotten over time, others are
enjoying a culinary renaissance and gaining new generations of fans.
So pull up a seat and join us on this delicious culinary journey as we
take the lid off the culinary melting pot of Jewish food.
Yasher Koach to Unpacked (formerly Jerusalem U) for this enlightening video. Enjoy! A
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Today we're bringing
you part two of our report from Kosherfest 2018.
On Tuesday, the first
day of the show, we interviewed representatives of companies exhibiting a
variety of products, some of which were prize winners and others that just
appealed to us as being unusual or of special interest. We posted four segments
yesterday and we're posting another five today.
The products are Israeli style shwarma sausage, Kosher Cook kitchen utensils, a prize winning wine, cured smoked salmon, and a lightbulb designed for Shabbat use.
More than 400
exhibitors lined both sides of seven aisles to vie for the attention of
visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados seem to have found their
way into the hall) who tried to manage noshing and stuffing literature into the
bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by
attendees). And there was plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some of the samples
were meat, some were dairy, and some were pareve. But all three types
were scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to keep kosher had to make
careful choices.
We apologize for the
loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees milling about the exhibit space
while we were conducting the interviews. Use of earbuds or headphones is
recommended.
Enjoy!
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Mediterranean Crisp Tortas from Spain, healthy mini fruit pops, kosher barbecue, and Israeli craft beer. These are some
of the prize winning and unusual products on display yesterday and today for
the thousands of visitors representing all aspects of the food industry at Kosherfest 2018 at the Meadowlands
Exposition Center in Secaucus, New Jersey. More than 400
exhibitors lining both sides of seven aisles are vying for the attention
of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados seem to have found
their way into the hall) who try to manage noshing and stuffing literature into
the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by
attendees). And there's plenty to nosh and to stuff. Some of the
samples are meat, some are dairy, and some are pareve. But all three
types are scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to keep kosher has
to make careful choices. The vendors are
hoping that visitors will make bulk purchases, and some of the newer, smaller,
and foreign companies exhibiting for the first time are hoping to find
distributors who will bring their wares to your local supermarket. If you love
kiddush, can make a case for being in some kind of food-related business, have
a few hours to spare and don't mind walking a a quarter mile to a parking lot,
this is the place for you. It's still open all day today, Wednesday, from
10 am to 4 pm. The on-site registration fee is $110. We interviewed
a few of the exhibitors and got closeups of some of the more unusual delicacies
in this video for you to savor. We're presenting them in two parts today
and tomorrow. We apologize
for the loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees milling about the
exhibit space while we were conducting the interviews. Listening with earbuds
or headphones is recommended. Enjoy! A
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According to the website of the Orthodox Union, the kosher certification agency has given its certification to the Impossible Burger, a meatless creation that mimics the taste and look of a beefburger and even "bleeds" like the real thing. The OU website says:
As kosher Jews, the cheese burger, or
even eating dairy following a burger, have always been off limits. That
is, until Tuesday, May 22, when Impossible Foods partnered with the OU to certify their Impossible Burgers as OU Kosher’s newest kosher products. The Impossible Foods Company
differentiates itself from other vegetarian companies by making
especially authentic tasting meat, cheese and fish that can fool even
the sharpest tongues.
The Impossible Burger, their first
kosher product, is made using wheat, coconut oil, potatoes, and special
ingredient, Heme, a molecule that gives the burger its meaty taste. Heme
contains iron and can be found in every single plant and animal. The
Heme molecule in plant based Heme is identical to the Heme molecule
found in meat. That’s what allows for the richness of the Impossible
Burger.
What
chefs say differentiates the Impossible Burger from other veggie burgers
is simple: the Impossible Burger really does bleed like a meat-based
burger.
“Getting Kosher certification is an
important milestone,” said Impossible Foods CEO and Founder Dr. Patrick
O. Brown. “We want the Impossible Burger to be ubiquitous, and that
means it must be affordable and accessible to everyone–including people
who have food restrictions for religious reasons.”
With this meat free technology, kosher Jews can finally enjoy a burger with whatever toppings they want, including cheese!
It sounds great, but where can you find it? It's not yet available in supermarkets -- only in select (so far not kosher) restaurants. According to Dani Klein, creator of the YeahThat'sKosher website, the only kosher restaurant that carries the product is Shilo's in Los Angeles.
The downside? Shiloh’s is a meat restaurant.
Much of the excitement for the Impossible Burger was to mimic the
taste and texture of real meat and add real cheese for a near-authentic
cheeseburger. Shiloh’s can’t offer that unfortunately.
Numerous kosher restaurants around the country are testing the
Impossible Burger in their restaurants, and YeahThatsKosher will be
updated as more kosher places add this hot new item to the menu.
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Every
year new American diplomats arrive in Israel to serve at the American Embassy.
This year the embassy staff decided to test their "guts" with a couple of dishes that
are most closely associated with Rosh Hashanah.
These reactions you don't want to miss. US Ambassador to Israel David Friedman makes an appearance at the end of the tasting.
Enjoy!
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Today
we're bringing you part two of our report from Kosherfest 2016.
On Tuesday, the first day of the show, we interviewed representatives of companies exhibiting a variety of products, some of which were
prize winners and others that just appealed to us as being unusual or of
special interest. We posted five segments yesterday and another four
today.
The products are Unorthodox Wines from South Africa, Cheesecake cones, Kosher Sake from Japan, Asian Meals in a Box, Seaweed Chips, Dyna-Sea Surimi Imitation Crab Cakes, Kosher Korean Kimchi, Smartfruit drinks, Manischewitz Matzo S'mores and Matzo Pizza Kits for Kids.
More
than 400 exhibitors lined both sides of seven aisles to vie for
the attention of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados
seem to have found their way into the hall) who tried to manage noshing
and stuffing literature into the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by attendees). And
there was plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some
of the samples were meat, some were dairy, and some were pareve. But all
three types were scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to
keep kosher had to make careful choices.
We
apologize for the loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees
milling about the exhibit space while we were conducting the interviews. Enjoy!
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Unorthodox Wines from South Africa, Cheesecake cones, Kosher sake, Asian meals in a box, Seaweed chips, Pareve chocolate spreads, Matzo S'mores, Matzo Pizza, Smart Fruit juices, and Kosher Korean Kimchi. These are some of the prize winning
and unusual products on display yesterday and today for the thousands
of visitors representing all aspects of the food industry at Kosherfest 2016 at the Meadowlands Exposition Center in Secaucus, New Jersey.
More
than 400 exhibitors lining both sides of seven aisles are vying for
the attention of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados
seem to have found their way into the hall) who try to manage noshing
and stuffing literature into the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by attendees). And
there's plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some
of the samples are meat, some are dairy, and some are pareve. But all
three types are scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to
keep kosher has to make careful choices.
The
vendors are hoping that visitors will make bulk purchases, and some of
the newer, smaller, and foreign companies exhibiting for the first
time are hoping to find distributors who will bring their wares to your
local supermarket.
If
you love kiddush, can make a case for being in some kind of
food-related business, have a few hours to spare and don't mind walking a a quarter mile to a parking lot, this is the place for you. It's still
open all day today, Wednesday, from 10 am to 4 pm. The on-site
registration fee is $100.
We
interviewed a few of the exhibitors and got closeups of some of the
more unusual delicacies in this video for you to savor. We're
presenting them in two parts today and tomorrow.
We
apologize for the loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees
milling about the exhibit space while we were conducting the interviews.
Enjoy!
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Today we're bringing you part two of our report from Kosherfest 2015. On Monday, the first day of the show, we interviewed representatives of eight companies exhibiting a variety of products, some of which were prize winners and others that just appealed to us as being unusual or of special interest. We posted four segments yesterday and another four today. The eight products are BBQ
Pulled Beef Brisket, Chocolate Leather, Fancy Desserts, Black Bean and
Chickpea Brownies, Double Ale Cheddar Cheese, Caramel Corn, EZ-Prep
Gefilte Fish, and a Do-it-Yourself Vanilla Cookie Chanukah House.
More
than 400 exhibitors lined both sides of seven aisles to vie for
the attention of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados
seem to have found their way into the hall) who tried to manage noshing
and stuffing literature into the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by attendees). And
there was plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some
of the samples were meat, some were dairy, and some were pareve. But all
three types were scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to
keep kosher had to make careful choices.
We
apologize for the loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees
milling about the exhibit space while we were conducting the interviews.
Enjoy!
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BBQ
Pulled Beef Brisket, Chocolate Leather, Fancy Desserts, Black Bean and
Chickpea Brownies, Double Ale Cheddar Cheese, Caramel Corn, EZ-Prep
Gefilte Fish, and a Do-it-Yourself Vanilla Cookie Chanukah House.
These are some of the prize winning
and unusual products on display yesterday and today for the thousands
of visitors representing all aspects of the food industry at Kosherfest 2015 at the Meadowlands Exposition Center in Secaucus, New Jersey.
More
than 400 exhibitors lining both sides of seven aisles are vying for
the attention of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados
seem to have found their way into the hall) who try to manage noshing
and stuffing literature into the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by attendees). And
there's plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some
of the samples are meat, some are dairy, and some are pareve. But all
three types are scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to
keep kosher has to make careful choices.
The
vendors are hoping that visitors will make bulk purchases, and some of
the newer, smaller, and foreign companies exhibiting for the first
time are hoping to find distributors who will bring their wares to your
local supermarket.
If
you love kiddush, can make a case for being in some kind of
food-related business, have a few hours to spare and don't mind walking
half a mile to a parking lot, this is the place for you. It's still
open all day today, Wednesday, from 10 am to 4 pm. The on-site
registration fee is $90.
We
interviewed a few of the exhibitors and got closeups of some of the
more unusual delicacies in this video for you to savor. We're
presenting them in two parts -- four products today and four products
tomorrow.
We apologize for the loud background noise from the 6,000 attendees milling about the exhibit space while we were conducting the interviews.
Enjoy!
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Two Americans from the midwest have been posting videos of their reviews of a service that sends monthly boxes of local snacks from countries around the world. In this video they taste products for the first time that we and many of our readers have tasted on visits to Israel or in the Israeli products aisle in local supermarkets.
Bamba, Bissli, Elite, Pesek Zman...Yum! These two are obviously not regular visitors to Israel or shopping in local stores that carry Israeli products. Their reactions are fresh (like the food, we hope) and candid. Do you agree with their love of Bamba with hazelnut filling and distaste for halvah? Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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JTA reports that Hebrew National, makers of hot dogs that generally win consumer contests for best tasting frankfurters, but are eschewed by many Orthodox Jews who don't trust their triangle K kosher certification, has been running short videos on its home page that show its hot dogs on skewers with cheese and shaved bacon.
Dan Skinner, a public relations manager for Hebrew National, told JTA
he doesn’t see any problem with the videos, which were produced in
partnership with Tasting Table, which produces content for food
companies and runs a culinary website.
“Our hot dogs follow very strict kosher standards in terms of the
preparation of the hot dogs themselves, and keeping that kosher process
is very important to us,” Skinner said. “But our consumers eat the hot
dogs for a number of reasons. Some stick to our hot dogs for kosher
reasons, and some eat our hot dogs for reasons of taste and preference.
For those consumers we have presented recipe options that are not
necessarily kosher recipes in the strictest sense.
The article cites a survey that shows that only 14 percent of consumers polled in that survey said they seek out kosher for religious reasons.
Rabbi Menachem Genack, CEO of the kosher division of the Orthodox Union,
told JTA that
in general there is no inherent problem with companies advertising the
use of their kosher products in non-kosher recipes — but there are some
exceptions.
“It depends on the context,” Genack said. “A kosher product that’s
sold to the general population, if it’s not confusing in any way, that
would be OK. If it’s a company that’s selling kosher meat and there’s a
real potential for confusion, that would be a problem.”Granting of O.U. certification is not dependent only on the food,
Genack said.
The O.U., the largest kosher certifier in the country, does
not offer certification to restaurants or caterers that violate the
Jewish Sabbath, and it would not certify an establishment whose ambiance
does not comport with Orthodox values, such as a strip club, even if
the food were strictly kosher. He also noted that the O.U.’s contract
with food companies includes a clause that places limits on advertising
that might damage the O.U. brand.
“Kosher supervision does not only relate to the kosher food; it’s
also the ambiance,” Genack told JTA. “A lot of these things are judgment
calls.”
But judgments can be subjective. It didn't take long for us to find a couple of products certified by the O.U. that could give the wrong impression that ham and pork are kosher because Mrs. Schlorer's Ham Glaze and Sauer's Pork Rub are shown with the OU on their labels and described as exclusively seasoning those treif meats.
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There seems to be a surge of videos showing reactions of non-Jews to eating Jewish food for the first time.
We've already run a few of them in previous months, but we keep seeing new attempts by different posters to introduce these dishes to people who haven't a clue as to what they are and what they taste like. Here's one of the latest videos called The Ultimate Chasidic Food Taste Test. We wouldn't categorize schmaltz herring, p'tcha (which they call gala), gribenes (which they call grieven), cholent (which they call yapchik), Yerushalmi kugel, and kishke as Chasidic, but simply as Jewish food from the old country. But if they want to call these delights Chasidic food, it's OK with us. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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This
week the Jerusalem Post featured a report on BuzzFeed's funny video
about popular Israeli snack and how typical Americans might react to
them. BuzzFeed, a popular US humor website, was creating a sequel to two
of their previous hit videos, The Jewish Food Taste Test, and Hanukkah Explained by Christians. The new video, called Americans Try Israeli Snacks, zeroes in on some of the most popular Israeli snacks and shows young Americans tasting and reviewing them. The Jerusalem Post reported that:
The
brave tasters all marveled over Elite's milk chocolate bar with popping
candies, bewildered by the chocolate treat's tendency to "crackle in
your mouth!"; One reviewer was reminiscent of Harry Potter eating the treat, saying "Fred and George Weasley would totally think of something like this." Bamba
was received with some hesitation, as some were disappointed to be
greeted with a peanut-buttery flavor as opposed to the cheesey cheetoh
flavor they expected, a result of the two snack's similar appearance. Bissli got rave reviews despite it's unappealing shape which reminded one man of, "some sort of rodent poo." Crembo
got compared to Pokemon's Diglett character, and, more realistically,
to a Malomar, another variation of a chocolate covered marshmallow treat
popular in America.
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Carrot cake macaroons, chocolate candy hamantaschen, gluten-free ginger snap cookies, kosher "crab, lobster, scallops, and shrimp", hemp flour and seeds, tea ice pops, and Marzipan rugelach from Jerusalem.
These are some of the prize winning
and unusual products on display yesterday and today for the thousands
of visitors representing all aspects of the food industry at Kosherfest 2014 at the Meadowlands Exposition Center in Secaucus, New Jersey.
More
than 325 exhibitors lining both sides of seven aisles are vying for
the attention of visitors (trade only -- but some kiddush aficionados
seem to have found their way into the hall) who try to manage noshing
and stuffing literature into the bags provided by some vendors (and rolling suitcases brought by attendees). And
there's plenty to nosh and to stuff.
Some
of the samples are meat, some are dairy, and some are pareve. But all
three types are scattered around the show floor, so anyone trying to
keep kosher has to make careful choices.
The
vendors are hoping that visitors will make bulk purchases, and some of
the newer, smaller, and foreign companies exhibiting for the first
time are hoping to find distributors who will bring their wares to your
local supermarket.
If
you love kiddush, can make a case for being in some kind of
food-related business, have a few hours to spare and don't mind walking
half a mile to a parking lot, this is the place for you. It's still
open all day today, Wednesday, from 10 am to 4 pm. The on-site
registration fee is $90.
We
interviewed a few of the exhibitors and got closeups of some of the
more unusual delicacies in this video for you to savor. Enjoy!
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Odds are that you ate some or all these foods last week at a Rosh Hashanah or Shabbat meal, and probably didn't think twice about it. But what would happen if you put these heimishe traditional Jewish foods in front of non-Jews who never heard of them and never tasted them? Just a few days ago, BuzzFeed Yellow, the website that posts all sorts of funny videos, posted this one and it already has more than a million page views. So it's likely that you've already seen it, but we couldn't resist posting it on Jewish Humor Central because it's such a perfect fit for our site. It even inspired us to create an hour-long comedy program called Jewish Food Follies to add to the roster of programs and lectures that we're doing around the USA and in Israel. How did the non-Jewish tasters react when they sampled our delicious dishes? You have to see the video, but here are a few examples: GEFILTE FISH: "It's like if tuna got pushed into a ball and got compressed for hundreds of years." KUGEL: "It's like it wants to be macaroni and cheese and also wants to be a cake but doesn't know which one it is yet." MATZAH BALL SOUP: "I would eat this all day. I would have sex with this." CHOPPED LIVER: "This is poop. It seriously looks like diarrhea. The consistency is exactly like Fancy Feast." RUGELACH: "It's real packed in. It has the same consistency as gefilte fish." MANISCHEWITZ WINE: "I could get wasted off this at a nice Passover or Bar Mitzvah." Enjoy! (A
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Gluten-free matzo balls? Rukhl Schaechter and Eve Jochnowitz, the Yiddish speaking chefs from the Jewish Daily Forward, found a way for gluten-restricted seder participants to enjoy chicken matzo ball soup with ground nuts substituting for matzo meal. Of course, if anyone is allergic to nuts, oh well... According to the chefs, the resulting product is not going to be as fluffy as traditional matzo balls, but it will be very tasty (geshmack, in Yiddish). We're posting this a few days before seder night to give you time to incorporate this recipe into your cooking plans. As usual with our Yiddish recipe sessions (we've posted 20 in the last four years -- see "Est Gezunterheit" in the list of keywords in the left column) we're including a few funny-sounding Yiddish words that are used in this episode. If you're a follower of this series, you've heard most of them already.
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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