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Showing posts with label Jewish Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jewish Holidays. Show all posts
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder explains why we buy a "not tasty lemon" to bring happiness into our sukkah.
Sukkot shopping in the USA can be very different depending on where you live. In communities with large Jewish populations like New York, New Jersey, Los Angeles, and Miami Beach, you may find a few items.
Nothing like the displays of matzot, gefilte fish, and grape juice that we see for Pesach, but at least there is some recognition of the holiday. In areas with small Jewish populations signs of Sukkot and Simchat Torah simply do not exist.
In Israel, however, Sukkot shopping can be a surreal experience with an overwhelming selection of products -- not only food and drink, but an endless supply of the four species and sukkah accessories and decorations, and lots of toys made just for the holidays.
A few days before Sukkot, Malkah Fleischer made a video on her phone of her journey to an Osher Ad supermarket in Israel. Just as she did in a Pesach shopping video and a Sukkot shopping video that we posted last year, she documented the vast number and variety of products filling the many aisles of the cavernous space stocked with endless piles of merchandise, organized for Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews based on their respective customs and traditions.
After a dizzying tour of the supermarket, you'll either be jealous of the many choices offered to Israeli customers, or grateful that your choices are limited to a manageable number of products.
We will be celebrating Sukkot from tonight through Simchat Torah next Sunday, so Jewish Humor Central is taking the week off and will return on Monday, October 5 with a very special announcement. Watch for it!
We wish you Shabbat Shalom and Chag Sukkot Sameach!
Gary Gulman is a funny stand-up comedian whom we featured here previously. We got many requests to bring him back with other routines, so here he is again. In an interview by the JDate editorial team
published online, Gulman reflected on how he includes Jewish themes in his
comedy.
Judaism plays an enormous role in my
life. It’s a great contributor to my identity. It’s common ground I share with
many of my friends and a lot of the people I work with, partially by osmosis —
being around people with certain values which my family shares, Jewish values
and Jewish culture — as well as going to Hebrew school and reading and learning
more about Judaism… going to Israel.
In this clip Gulman gives us his reaction to the Al Chet recitations on Yom Kippur and the relevance of the confessions to actual deeds done.
Every year when Yom Kippur
comes around, we search the internet for something appropriate to post.
Jokes just aren't right for the most serious and spiritual day of the
Jewish year, and the music videos that appear in the weeks before the
other holidays either don't appear for Yom Kippur or seem inappropriate for the awesomeness of the day. So we're left with Kol Nidrei,
which has been sung and recorded by almost every cantor and singer in
the world, including the great Jewish cantors and popular singers such
as Neil Diamond, Johnny Mathis, and Perry Como. Most of our readers will hear Kol Nidre
chanted three times tonight when they attend their local house of
worship, and the melody will be the same, regardless of whether it's
Orthodox, Conservative, or Reform. Today we're posting a version of this traditional start to Yom Kippur because some of our readers can't get to their shul, synagogue, or temple because of illness or physical limitations. This
year we're sharing a version by Cantor Yitzchak Meir Helfgot, Chief Cantor of New York's Park East Synagogue.
Admired for his incredible range, Chief Cantor Yitzchak Meir Helfgot is beloved and revered as one of the greatest and most important cantorial voices of the 21st century. He enthralls audiences all over the world with his passion and unbounded joy in bringing sacred Jewish music and opera classics to life.
Cantor Helfgot was born in Tel Aviv, Israel. From the tender age of five, after hearing Moshe Koussevitzky’s recording of “Akavia Ben Mahalalel,” Yitzchak Meir knew what his life’s calling would be. At just eight years old, Cantor Helfgot recorded his first works, and then spent much of his childhood and teenage years studying voice and nussach (the art of prayer).
We hope this melody puts you in the proper mood to experience a meaningful day of prayer and reflection. G'mar Chatimah Tovah!
Where did the time go? In three days Jews around the world will mark the start of the New Year 5787 as we welcome Rosh Hashanah, the start of the Yamim Noraim (Days of Awe). Ten days later we will observe Yom Kippur followed by the holiday of Sukkot.
Counting down to the High Holiday season, let's start with Shana Tova, a song posted by Brian M. Jacobs.
The
holiday of Shavuot starts tonight. Although the two day
holiday (one day in Israel) commemorates the giving and receiving of the
Torah, it is the least well known and the least observed of the three
pilgrimage festivals. Shavuot
doesn't have the vibrant visual symbolism of Pesach and Sukkot. Besides
the festive meals that are part of every Jewish holiday, there is an
emphasis on all night study and the reading of the Megillah of Ruth in
the synagogue.
Here's a refresher from Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, offering six facts about the holiday, one of which we didn't know about until today.
We'll
be observing the two days of Shavuot tomorrow and on Shabbat, attending
classes, eating cheesecake, and reading the Megillah of Ruth
with new insight. We'll be back on Sunday with our usual mix. Shabbat shalom and chag sameach!
Today is Yom HaAtzmaut, Israel's 78th Independence Day. Last night, at the conclusion of Yom Hazikaron, the traditional torch-lighting ceremony took place at Jerusalem's Mount Herzl.
Assorted dignitaries and hundreds of flag-waving spectators flooded
into the makeshift stadium at Mount Herzl, marking the return of a live
audience to the ceremony for the first time since 2023, with war and
wildfires having kept them away for the past two years.
Among those in attendance were Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and
his wife Sara, Knesset Speaker Amir Ohana, Supreme Court Chief Justice
Isaac Amit and IDF Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Eyal Zamir. Joining them was
Argentina's President Javier Milei, who was selected to light a torch at
the ceremony — the first time the honor has been bestowed on a foreign
leader.
Before delivering a short speech praising Israel and its relationship with Argentina, Milei enthusiastically joined Israeli singers in performing the Spanish song Libre, made popular by singer Nino Bravo.
As we get ready for the last days of this Passover holiday, let's travel back in time 62 years to Israel in 1964 where Israeli singers Geula Gill and Yehoram Gaon recorded some Pesach songs which are now rare recordings.
They sing Betzet Yisrael Mimitzrayim, Yatzanu Mimitzrayim, Be'egozim, and Adir Hu.
We hope you enjoyed our Pesach postings. Jewish Humor Central will not be posting on Wednesday and Thursday. We'll be observing the last two days of this Chag and we'll be back with our usual mix on Friday.
Pesach
is coming, and it's coming soon. In six days we will be sitting down to
the seder in Israel, and the first of two sedarim in the diaspora. To
get in the mood, we will be sharing some new music videos for the
holiday right here on Jewish Humor Central. Today we start with Six13's latest entry, A Michael Jackson Passover.Anchored
by a strong Jewish identity and driven by a mission to connect Jews
around the globe with their heritage through music, professional Jewish a
cappella group Six13 are the originators of today's Jewish a cappella
sound.
They've
performed to rave reviews at the White House, and many more at
synagogues, religious schools, JCCs, fundraising events, B'nai Mitzvah
and private affairs alike. They’ve appeared all over mainstream media,
been cited by Billy Joel and Bruno Mars, received numerous awards for
their eight best-selling CDs, been selected as finalists for casting in
NBC's "The Sing-Off", and garnered more than 20 million views online.
As we start the countdown to next Wednesday's seder, come and moonwalk right out of Egypt with Six13's Pesach homage to the King of Pop. Ponder the meaning of maror and... Bubbe Jeanne ???
Today is the long awaited holiday of Purim. We're welcoming this Yom Tov by singing the traditional prayer Al Hanissim together with the SAR High School Kol Kaveret Choir in Riverdale, New York.
The video was recorded at the American Dream mall in New Jersey.
Enjoy, and Chag Purim sameach to all of our readers!
We've been following Elon Gold and posting some of his shtick on Jewish Humor Central for the last 17 years.
Elon is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. He starred in
the television series Stacked. He also starred in the short-lived
sitcom In-Laws.
Known for his impressions, including those of Jeff
Goldblum, Howard Stern and Jay Leno, Gold was a judge on
the ABC celebrity impersonation competition series The Next Best Thing.
Gold was also in the movie Cheaper by the Dozen as a cameraman from the
Oprah Winfrey show.
Gold attended the Westchester Day School in Mamaroneck, NY
and the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy (MTA)/Yeshiva University High School
for Boys in Manhattan, NY. He is a practicing Orthodox Jew.
Today
we're sharing a performance by Gold at The Laugh Factory in which he takes a deep dive into Jewish holidays and how they tell us when to be happy and when to be sad.
Every December, Voices of Liberty, the resident a cappella singing group at The
American Adventure at Walt Disney World's Epcot Center gives a two minute nod to Hanukkah by singing a short
medley including I Have a Little Dreidel and Hevenu Shalom Aleichem.
The singing is exactly the same every year, down
to the short introduction to the medley and the Dickens caroling costumes.
But what did you expect? Spontaneity? It is Disney, after all, and
Jewish visitors will likely be pleased at the inclusion of some blue and
white in the otherwise red and green holiday festivities.
This video, recorded last week in Florida, is the conclusion of our annual Hanukkah video series. Tomorrow we'll be back with our usual mix of Jewish humor, music, nostalgia, and Yiddishe nachas.
The Miami Boys Choir was founded in Miami in 1977 by Yerachmiel Begun,
a well-known Jewish composer and musician at the forefront of the
Orthodox pop genre.
Begun, a native New Yorker, moved the
whole operation to New York City in 1980. MBC concerts are major events
in the Jewish community, and in 1995 the group made Jewish music history when 15,000 people attended one of their shows at Nassau Coliseum.
Chananya Begun says his father composes all of the group’s
songs – more than 500 and counting, including 32 full-length albums.
In this video the Miami Boys Choir sings Chanukah Nights. Enjoy!
Every year Epcot Center at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida celebrates Hanukkah as part of its Festival of the Holidays.
This year Hanukkah Storyteller Zachary dramatized the Hanukkah story and illustrated it with a medley of traditional songs including the Ladino song Ocho Candelas as sung in Argentina.
This presentation started on November 28 and will continue until December 30.
Dancing with the Stars recently featured its first-ever Hanukkah-themed dance in a holiday special, choreographed by Jewish pro Alan Bersten to Matisyahu's "Miracle", incorporating menorahs, dreidels, and hora steps for a powerful moment of Jewish representation that resonated with viewers.
Bersten, along with fellow Jewish dancer Val Chmerkovskiy
and other pros, created the routine to make Jewish kids feel seen and
proud, receiving praise as a milestone for the show's history.
The dance included spinning oversized dreidels, formations resembling a menorah, and steps inspired by Jewish folk dances and Fiddler on the Roof.
IDF Rabbinate Band, officially known as the IDF Military Rabbinate Choir (or Ensemble), is a musical group that is part of the IDF Orchestra and the Military Rabbinate.
It primarily performs at military ceremonies and events to strengthen
the connection of soldiers, especially religious ones, to Jewish life
and culture.
The
ensemble performs at various military functions, such as swearing-in
and track-ending ceremonies, particularly in combat units with a high
percentage of religious soldiers and commanders. It also visits wounded
soldiers in hospitals to lift spirits.
The band maintains an active presence on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where videos of their performances, including covers and holiday-themed medleys, are shared.
Yesterday they posted a medley of songs to celebrate the first night of Chanukah.
Hila Ben David is an internationally acclaimed vocalist whose powerful voice transforms ancient prayers into contemporary soul-stirring music. Bridging the gap between Celine Dion-style vocals and spiritual Jewish melodies, she creates a unique sonic experience that resonates with audiences across 191 countries.
Following a profound spiritual awakening in 2020, Ben David embarked on a bold musical journey, reimagining traditional prayers through modern arrangements. Her distinctive blend of pop vocal prowess and sacred texts has earned her millions of organic views and a devoted global following.
Often compared to Enya and Celine Dion, her music serves as a bridge between worlds - where contemporary pop meets timeless wisdom and personal prayer meets universal emotions.
Each song is crafted as a spiritual experience, designed to open hearts and elevate souls through the power of music.
Let's join Hila in welcoming the first candle of Chanukah with the traditional song Maoz Tzur.
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar carries on about Jewish holidays --how there are so many of them, which is his favorite, and the wonders of Moroccan food.
We've been following Elon Gold and posting some of his shtick on Jewish Humor Central for the last 15 years.
Elon is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. He starred in
the television series Stacked. He also starred in the short-lived
sitcom In-Laws.
Known for his impressions, including those of Jeff
Goldblum, Howard Stern and Jay Leno, Gold was a judge on
the ABC celebrity impersonation competition series The Next Best Thing.
Gold was also in the movie Cheaper by the Dozen as a cameraman from the
Oprah Winfrey show.
Gold attended the Westchester Day School in Mamaroneck, NY
and the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy (MTA)/Yeshiva University High School
for Boys in Manhattan, NY. He is a practicing Orthodox Jew.
Today
we're sharing a video clip of Gold on stage in a short bit of
observational comedy about two Jewish holidays that are not fun and what would happen if we had one holiday when the "Do Not's" become "Do's".
Jamie Elman & Eli Batalion are filmmakers, writers and performers hailing from Montreal with credits spanning 25 years of theater, music, television and film - from starring in Mad Men, House MD and Curb Your Enthusiasm to writing, directing and producing films shown at the Sundance, Toronto, Berlin and SXSW film festivals.
Their unique friendship spawned an irreverent tribute to the Yiddish language, culture and comedic tradition they were reared on. Calling it YidLife Crisis, they hatched the world’s first Yiddish sitcom, toasting, roasting and wrestling with the modern Jewish experience. Its popularity has led to various awards and nominations, over 4 million online views, frequent live performances across North America and Europe, and hours of documentary content covering their travels and the Jewish diaspora.
To get ready for Shavuot, which starts tonight for one day in Israel and two days in the diaspora, Jamie and Eli are back in Montreal to visit Rabbi Lisa Grushcow at Temple Emanu-El-Beth Sholom for a humorous discussion of the holiday and its association with cheesecake. See video below.
We will be observing Shavuot tonight, tomorrow, and Tuesday, so Jewish Humor Central is taking a few days off. We will be back with our usual mix on Wednesday.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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