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Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Norm
Crosby was a Jewish comedian from Boston who served time on the Borscht
Belt circuit and in Las Vegas hotels. He was known mainly as a source of
malapropisms that he integrated into his comedy routines.
Crosby became a frequent guest on TV talk and
variety shows, including Dean Martin’s, and subsequently was a perfect
choice as a regular roaster on the hugely popular Dean Martin Celebrity
Roasts of the ‘70s, writing lines like: “Wilt Chamberlain is an
insulation to young people all over the world. Wherever he appears,
after every game the kids give him a standing ovulation.”
Here is a performance by Crosby on the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour in 1970.
Norm Crosby, a Jewish comedian from Boston, was known mainly as a master of malaprops that he integrated into his comedy routines.
Crosby became a frequent guest on TV talk and
variety shows, including Dean Martin’s, and subsequently was a perfect
choice as a regular roaster on the hugely popular Dean Martin Celebrity
Roasts of the ‘70s, writing lines like: “Wilt Chamberlain is an
insulation to young people all over the world. Wherever he appears,
after every game the kids give him a standing ovulation.”
In this video clip from a 1973 roast of Kirk Douglas, Crosby delivers a steady stream of malapropisms while praising Douglas for his achievements as an actor.
Enjoy!
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Norm
Crosby, a Jewish comedian from Boston who served time on the Borscht
Belt circuit and in Las Vegas hotels, died yesterday in Los Angeles at the age of 93. He was known mainly as a source of
malapropisms that he integrated into his comedy routines.
Crosby became a frequent guest on TV talk and
variety shows, including Dean Martin’s, and subsequently was a perfect
choice as a regular roaster on the hugely popular Dean Martin Celebrity
Roasts of the ‘70s, writing lines like: “Wilt Chamberlain is an
insulation to young people all over the world. Wherever he appears,
after every game the kids give him a standing ovulation.”
Crosby
continued with a busy schedule in the following decades, and was the
Los Angeles co-host of the Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association
telethon for over 25 years, until Lewis was unceremoniously dumped from
the annual event in 2011. In later years Crosby performed at casinos, Friars Club roasts, and on cruise
ships.
We previously posted video clips of Crosby co-hosting Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association telethons in 1987 and 1997.Here is a clip of a Crosby performance on The Dean Martin Show in 1967.
Enjoy!
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Norm
Crosby is a Jewish comedian from Boston who served time on the Borscht
Belt circuit and in Las Vegas hotels. He's known mainly as a source of
malapropisms that he integrates into his comedy routines.
Crosby became a frequent guest on TV talk and
variety shows, including Dean Martin’s, and subsequently was a perfect
choice as a regular roaster on the hugely popular Dean Martin Celebrity
Roasts of the ‘70s, writing lines like: “Wilt Chamberlain is an
insulation to young people all over the world. Wherever he appears,
after every game the kids give him a standing ovulation.”
Crosby
continued with a busy schedule in the following decades, and was the
Los Angeles co-host of the Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association
telethon for over 25 years, until Lewis was unceremoniously dumped from
the annual event in 2011. In later years Crosby, who is now 91 years old, performed at casinos, Friars Club roasts, and on cruise
ships.
We previously posted a video clip of Crosby co-hosting a Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon in 1987. Here he is ten years later, at a MDA telethon in 1997. Enjoy!
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Norm Crosby is a Jewish comedian from Boston who served time on the Borscht Belt circuit and in Las Vegas hotels. He's known mainly as a source of malapropisms that he integrates into his comedy routines.
The 88-year-old comedian is still performing at casinos, cruise ships, and at Friars Club roasts. His malapropisms are legendary. For example, he delivers lines like “Wilt Chamberlain is an insulation to young people all over the world.
Wherever he appears, after every game the kids give him a standing
ovulation.”
Here is a video clip of Crosby co-hosting a Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Association telethon.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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