A Joke to Start the Week - "The Art Collector"

It's another Monday, and it's time for another joke to start the week. Here comes another one from Toronto's Jewish Folks Telling Jokes, a night of comedy to benefit Jewish Family and Child, one of the foremost Jewish service agencies in North America.

We previously posted a few jokes that were told at the event, a Canadian contribution to the world of Jewish humor, probably inspired by the off-Broadway show Old Jews Telling Jokes, still touring around the USA.
 
We'll be posting more of these jokes on upcoming Mondays. Here's another oldie but goodie, told by Marvin Yontef.

Here's the setup: Schwartz has made a little money. Now he needs a new interest that's consistent with having a few dollars in his pocket. And then...

Enjoy!

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(From the Yiddish dictionary: Ongepotchket = Messed up, slapped together without form, excessively and unesthetically decorated.)