A Joke to Start the Week - "Orthodox Jews in Church"

It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long Island in Suffolk County.

After a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you today. Yes, we know it's a real oldie, but we think it's still a goodie, and deserves a place in every Jewish joke teller's repertoire. 

Here's the setup: It was a cold, wintry, stormy day when two Orthodox Jews are looking for a place to take shelter. The closest place was a Catholic church. So they go into the church, sit in the very back, and then...

Enjoy!