Thursday, March 14, 2013

HaHafuch Comedy Special: Top Chef: Jerusalem - The Ultimate Kosher Challenge


HaHafuch, the comedy improv troupe based in Jerusalem, is at it again. We've already posted a few of their funny skits, including Jerusalem's Next Top Model, Real Housewives of Jerusalem, and Man on the Street: What Israelis Really Know About the US and Canada.

Now, as they're preparing for their next comedy show in Jerusalem on March 27, they released a new skit poking fun at Top Chef, the American reality cooking competition show. Never missing an opportunity to lighten up the sometimes serious rivalries between the many kashrut certifying authorities in Israel, this skit focuses on the challenges of preparing a kosher meal that would be acceptable to the many groups of kashrut-observing Jews in Israel.

Enjoy! 
(And, if you're going to be in Jerusalem on March 27, join us at the show as Jewish Humor Central captures the skits on video to share with you!)

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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

A Special Performance: Israeli-Iranian Singer Rita Rocks the United Nations


Last Tuesday evening a very special event took place in the General Assembly Hall of the United Nations in New York City. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon was there to introduce the program and he was followed by Vuk Jeremic of Serbia, the president of the General Assembly and Ron Prosor, Israel's ambassador to the UN.

But this was anything but a UN Israel-bashing session. In fact, there was nothing but praise for Israel and the Jewish people. It was a concert featuring Rita, Israel's most celebrated and successful singer and her nine-piece band, only the third time that the diplomatic venue was converted into a concert hall. Rita, whose full name is Rita Yahan-Farouz, was born in Teheran and immigrated to Israel with her family when she was eight years old.

As Yitzhak Benhorin wrote in Yediot Aharonot's Ynetnews.com,
Under the banner, "Tunes for peace," the Israeli singer performed at the UN headquarters in New York in the presence of the UN secretary-general, the General Assembly president, ambassadors, diplomats and Jewish community leaders. An Iranian television crew was also spotted in the auditorium.
The idea, according to the concert's organizers, led by Israel Ambassador to the UN Ron Prosor, is to "convey a message of multiculturalism, harmony and peace – the foundations of the United Nations organization." Rita sang on stage in Hebrew, English and Farsi, languages which she said "represent ancient civilizations."
The General Assembly hall was packed. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon welcomed Rita and the audience cheered, whistled and danced in the aisles.
This is probably the longest video we have ever posted, running about an hour and 20 minutes. We don't expect everyone to watch the entire show, but it's here in case you want to. If you're rushed for time, we suggest watching the first fifteen minutes of speeches praising Israel, and skipping ahead to the one hour mark, when the Persian singing and dancing starts to get wild, and to the 1:10 mark, when Rita launches into one of her most popular songs in Hebrew, The Legend of the Sun and the Moon.

Enjoy! 

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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Locusts Everywhere, Including on Your Dinner Table


Locusts...they're everywhere in Egypt, heading for Israel, and they're all over the media. Swarms of 30 million of the little critters munched their way through Egypt last week and some have already invaded parts of Israel. While farmers are concerned about the damage that the insects can inflict on their crops, some gourmets and lovers of exotic foods are eagerly awaiting their arrival on their dinner plates.

Moshe Basson, chef and owner of the Eucalyptus restaurant in Jerusalem, has long been preparing locusts as a crispy delicacy. Surprisingly, locusts are kosher, and were featured three years ago as the dessert for a Mesorah Dinner, an eighteen-course feast that featured unusual dishes that, despite all appearances and tastes, were actually kosher. They included udder of cow, which tastes like meat in milk, an otherwise forbidden food, and the shibuta, a fish that tastes like pork. But the piece de resistance was a plate of fried locusts.

Last week, writing in The Media Line, Linda Gradstein reported:
This week’s invasion of locusts from Egypt offers adventurous home cooks an opportunity to try something new for dinner this week – locusts, which most rabbis say are kosher, can be prepared many different ways.
“You can sauté them like shrimp with garlic, baby cherry tomatoes, lemon and saffron,” Moshe Basson, owner and chef of the Eucalyptus restaurant in Jerusalem, which specializes in Biblical foods, told The Media Line. “You can make them like french fries, or you can poach them like lobster, roll them in egg yolk, chickpea flour and spices and them deep fry them.”
About seven insects constitute a main course, Basson says. They are high in protein and low in calories. He says that similar to shrimp, to prepare locusts you take off the head and the small wings. The legs are the tastiest part, he contends. Basson himself says that in the past few days he has gotten a good supply of the insects from friends who have gone down to southern Israel to bring him back bags full. Gathering locusts is easy, he says.
“In the evening just before sunset when the temperature drops the locusts find a place and go to sleep on trees and bushes everywhere—you have just to pick them,” Basson, who often picks his own spices in the hills around Jerusalem, said. “In the morning when the weather warms up they will start to eat and within an hour they can turn a field from green to brown by eating all of it.”
In Israel, the swarms of locusts – the most seen since 2005, have not been welcomed by farmers who fear extensive crop damage. Drivers caught in the swarms are also not fans. But for some epicureans, locust offers an opportunity for free, sustainable eating.
We don't often repeat videos in Jewish Humor Central, but since we posted a video of eating locusts in our story about the Mesorah Dinner in 2010, when we had very few readers, we thought you'd like to see a locust eater in action now. Here are two videos, the first a current news report about the swarms hitting Egypt and then the 2010 clip of the feast in Jerusalem.

Enjoy!


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Monday, March 11, 2013

A Joke to Start the Week: "Show Me the Baby"


It's Monday, and you know what that means at Jewish Humor Central -- another joke to start the week off with a smile. Once again tapping into the bountiful collection of Old Jews telling Jokes, we found Richard Levine, retired from the printing business, 80 years old, telling this joke about a woman, also 80 years old, who miraculously conceived, carried, and gave birth to a healthy baby boy.

She brings him home. A friend comes over and says, "Becky, I came to see the new baby boy. Show me the boychik." Becky says, "You'll have to wait." And then...

Enjoy! 

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Sunday, March 10, 2013

Na Nach Nachma Nachman Meets Gangnam Style in Israel


For anyone observing trends in the music scene around the world and seeing members of the Breslover Hasidim sect singing, dancing, and planting graffiti wherever they find a space in Israel, it was only a matter of time before the Na Nachs, as they are called, discovered the Gangnam Style video made popular by the Korean singer Psy, and merged the two into a unique performance.

The Na Nachs have been performing their street theatrics all over Israel. They can be recognized by their distinctive knitted white kippot. The Na Nachs follow the teachings of Rabbi Nachman of Breslov according to the tradition of Rabbi Yisroel Ber Odesser (called the Saba, or grandfather, by Na Nachs). The Saba is believed to have received an inspirational note, called the Petek (note), from the long-deceased Rebbe Nachman.

Na Nach Graffiti
Devotees of the group make themselves quite visible in the streets of Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and other Israeli cities as they dance atop and around moving vans to techno-Hasidic musical compositions, with the goal of spreading joy to passersby. They distribute their literature from sidewalk tables on the downtown streets and near bus stations, often accompanied by blaring music.

The Na Nachs are Everywhere
Their large, white, crocheted yarmulkes bear the name and song from the petek that Rabbi Odesser revealed: Na Nach Nachma Nachman Meuman. Besides publicizing this phrase on billboards and bumper stickers, Na Nachs and their admirers have painted graffiti, sometimes simple, sometimes very elaborate and artistic, all over Israel.

Enjoy!

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Friday, March 8, 2013

Welcoming Shabbat With Beautiful Melodies: "Yedid Nefesh"


The Shabbat Song Project is an Israeli effort to spread the light of Shabbat, with popular singers performing traditional Shabbat melodies with new and eclectic arrangements. The arrangers and singers deserve a lot of credit for their creativity and use of a wide range of instruments and musical styles to present in a new light songs that we usually hear only inside a synagogue.

We intend to bring you a few of their beautiful renditions on Fridays, when we prepare to welcome Shabbat. The first in this series is Yedid Nefesh, a piyyut (poem) usually sung on Friday night just before the Kabbalat Shabbat (Welcoming Shabbat) service begins.

According to Wikipedia, this beautiful poem is commonly attributed to the sixteenth century kabbalist, Rabbi Elazar ben Moshe Azikri (1533-1600), who first published it in Sefer Charedim (published in Venice 1601), but Azikri did not claim authorship of it and there have been other suggested authors (e.g. Judah Halevi, or Israel Nagara). The Hebrew Manuscripts at Cambridge University Libraries by Stefan C. Reif (1997, page 93) refers to an appearance of Yedid Nefesh in the Commentary On the Book of Numbers by Samuel ben David ben Solomon, a manuscript dated to about 1438—long before Azikri's birth. Azikri's philosophy centered around the intense love one must feel for God, a theme that is evident in this piyyut. The first letters of each of the four verses make up the four letter name of God, known in English as the tetragrammaton.

The artists appearing in this video are Ilan Damari, Roi Levy, Nadav Bachar, Rabbi Oded David, Tamir right, Neria Moyal, Shahar Ariel, Ehud Ariel, Eyal Maoz, Yaniv Ahiel, Ofer Shechtman, Omer Horvitz, Ronen Tessie, Israel Kasif, and Michael Michaeli.


Enjoy and Shabbat Shalom! 

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

The Funniest Rabbis in Cleveland: Rabbi Lauren Werber on Cultural Differences in Dining Etiquette


Continuing our series on the Funniest Rabbi in Cleveland, in today's episode Rabbi Lauren Werber, spiritual leader of Temple B'nai Abraham, takes to the stage to deliver her standup comedy routine.

Starting off by explaining that she often counsels couples who are considering intermarriage, she goes into a funny description of the cultural differences that show up in restaurant dining habits. She contrasts dining etiquette using examples of  Jews (her relatives of Eastern European origin) and rural North Carolina Southern Baptists (members of her husband's family.)

For example,she tells of the odd behavior of the Southern Baptists:
- When they are shown a table, they accept it even if there's a draft or if it's in the center of the room.
- They sit without complaining.
- They actually order items from the menu. Then they talk.
- When they talk, one is talking at a time. And they actually pause to let someone else talk.
- They plan on going to a movie, and they all agree on what to see.

Then she describes the scene as her 15 congregants go to the same restaurant and bring the server to tears with the 15 different ways they want their water. 

Finally, she tells one of our favorite jokes, The Cow From Minsk, the joke that always brings the house down with laughter.

Enjoy!

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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Funniest Rabbis in Cleveland: Chabad's Rabbi Shmuel Friedman


We don't know what it is about Cleveland that produces funny rabbis, but rabbis of all denominations and genders are having a good time there delivering more than weekly sermons. Today we continue our series with a funny standup comedy routine by Rabbi Shmuel "Shmuli" Friedman of Chabad of Cleveland in Beachwood.

Rabbi Friedman starts out by reading his welcome in the style of a nervous Bar Mitzvah boy. After saying he can't tell any irreverent jokes, he launches a few of them.

Then he explains how rabbis and congregants don't find the same things funny. Rabbi Friedman ends his set by telling about the rabbi who was so poor that the only thing he had to tell time was a bell in his living room. How could he tell time with just a bell? Well.........

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Funniest Rabbis in Cleveland: Rabbi Dan Roberts Reads Synagogue Bulletin Bloopers


Continuing with our series on the Funniest Rabbis, today's standup comedy routine is by Rabbi Dan Roberts, Rabbi Emeritus of Temple Emanu El in the Cleveland suburbs.

Stepping up to the stage, Rabbi Roberts doesn't lose any time and starts his eight and a half minute monologue with a story of the time he was called to perform a wedding in the middle of a flight to Orlando. That serves as the introduction to a series of jokes about weddings and the reading of a collection of synagogue bulletin bloopers.

Examples: 

Rabbi Roberts spoke briefly last Shabbat, much to the delight of his audience.

The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind, and may be seen in the basement on Tuesday.

Join us for Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.

Please join us for our next sermon: "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our cantor and the choir practice."

Enjoy!

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Monday, March 4, 2013

A Joke to Start the Week: Real Estate


Another week, another old Jewish joke. This one is also from the Old Jews Telling Jokes archives and is told by Alan Kessler, the 79-year-old president of the American subsidiary of a Japanese construction firm.

Here's the setup: Jake gets on a plane and a big Texan sits down next to him. They exchange greetings. The Texan boasts about the size of his ranch. Then it's Jake's turn...

Enjoy!

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Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Funniest Rabbis: A New Series: Cleveland's Dr. Kiva Shtull


Last week, five Cleveland Rabbis walked into a museum to compete for the title of Cleveland's Funniest Rabbi. The event took place at the Maltz Museum of Jewish Heritage. This was the second year that the contest was held. We're reviewing the performances and will share the best ones with you in a new standup comedy series that we're running this week on Jewish Humor Central.

Let's start with the winning performance at this year's contest, by Rabbi and Mohel Dr. Kiva Shtull. Dr. Shtull is the spiritual leader of Congregation Shir Shalom in Bainbridge Township.

Strutting across the stage looking like Groucho Marx with his mustache and cigar, Dr. Shtull unleashes a series of jokes about religious differences among clergy, including one about Father Flanagan who asked him if he remembers the pain of his circumcision. Rabbi Shtull's deadpan reply? "I don't remember any pain, but I couldn't walk for a year!"

Enjoy!

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Friday, March 1, 2013

Super Bowl of Cholent


In many homes and synagogues Shabbat isn't Shabbat without a big bowl of cholent that's been cooking all night. The concoction of beans, barley, potatoes, meat, and whatever else you want to put in it, is something to look forward to for Shabbat lunch.

The folks at Shabbat.com created this video for our entertainment and to publicize the service that they provide worldwide in matching travelers to homes observing Shabbat, helping them to find their "perfect challah."

As they put it on their website, whether you say Shabbos or Shabbat, however you pronounce it, the day of rest remains a peaceful oasis of holiness and tranquility in our tumultuous times that we wouldn't miss for the world.

Shabbat.com reaches out to business and pleasure travelers, backpackers, returnees from a trip to Israel, and anyone who wants to have a Shabbat experience, regardless of how limited or extensive their Jewish background is. For safety and security, the organization makes profiles and photos of guests and hosting families available to each other, and asks guests to provide two references.

Guests find a host by searching the website by country, state and city. There are other search fields as well which will allow the guest to find the perfect host with whom they would feel comfortable spending Shabbat.  They can then contact the family to make arrangements using the contact information provided.

Shabbat.com claims 34,612 members who have been invited to over 211,489 invites in 2,824 cities and 110 countries around the world.

Enjoy and Shabbat Shalom!

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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Jon Stewart's Daily Show Tackles the Left Wing War on Purim


When Brooklyn Assemblyman Dov Hikind ignited a firestorm by dressing up as a black basketball player wearing blackface makeup, an Afro wig, and an orange jersey on Purim, he was criticized by the press for being insensitive and politically incorrect. His public apology was mocked by Jon Stewart on his news parody Daily Show.

But Jessica Williams, the show's "Senior Purim Correspondent" kicked the comedy up a notch by accusing the politically correct left of waging a war on Purim. With mock anger, she accused Hikind and others who wear Superman and other pop culture costumes of denigrating the holiday by not dressing up in traditional costumes of Esther, Mordecai, and Haman. 

You have to watch the second video. It gets funnier and funnier as Williams' anger builds to a frenzy.

Enjoy!

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(A tip of the kippah to Jack and Penina Kustanowitz for bringing these videos to our attention.)
 

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

12 Minutes With Comedian Modi at Aish Center Gala


We've been following comedian Modi Rosenfeld, professionally known as Modi, ever since we started blogging more than three years ago. 

We love his delivery and the way he incorporates his yiddishkeit and menschlichkeit and knowledge of Hebrew, Yiddish, and Jewish tradition into his humor, whether it's parody or just plain stand-up comedy.

We found a video clip of Modi's appearance at the Aish Center's 5th Annual Gala last November at the Museum of Jewish Heritage in New York City.

In twelve minutes, Modi touches on many topics, including the perils of raising 17 children, the Concord Hotel in the Catskills, New York Mayor Bloomberg speaking in Spanish, Chassidim speaking in Yinglish, and driving a SmartCar in New York.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Hava Nagila Around the World: Street Circus Theater in Venice


As if 25 versions of Hava Nagila weren't enough, we found a new one just posted last week showing a street circus troupe called Orkestrada Circus performing this classic song a few days ago in the streets of Venice, Italy.

This is a particuarly jubilant version, as the dancers, dressed in circus costumes, whether for Purim or not, dance wildly through the streets.

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 25, 2013

A Joke to Start the Week: Alan Dershowitz and "New Wife"


It's another Monday and we're back to work (except for our readers in Jerusalem and other walled cities who are celebrating Shushan Purim today). So it's time for another joke to start the week.

This week we're once again dipping into the Old Jews Telling Jokes collection and coming up with an oldie but goodie told by a star performer, noted attorney and author Alan Dershowitz.

Dershowitz has been called "the best-known criminal lawyer in the world" and one of the nation's "most distinguished defenders of individual rights." He was defense counsel in some of the biggest celebrity trials of the 20th century. He is presently the Felix Frankfurter Professor of Law at Harvard Law School. Alan was born in Williamsburg, in Brooklyn, in 1938. 

This week we're completing a ten day lecture tour in South Florida and were inspired to include this joke after telling and hearing countless jokes like this one -- in hotels, in shuls, at Shabbat lunch, at a Purim seudah, and at a full-to-capacity 1200 seat playhouse in one of the senior villages that give this area its character.

Enjoy!

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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Purim Shpiels: One of the Best - A Les Miserables Parody


Today is Purim, the funniest day of the Jewish year. On this day even the most serious of our brethren and sistren let their hair down and open all the bottles of single malt scotch as they celebrate the victory of the Jews in Persia over their enemy Haman.

For weeks leading up to Purim, members of synagogues around the world have been creating parodies, spoofs, satires, some musical, some readings, to perform for their friends and fellow congregants at the traditional Purim seudah (festive meal) in the late afternoon and into the evening.

Some of these Purim shpiels appeal only to the members of the individual congregations as they are full of inside jokes and local references. We've been watching the few that have more universal appeal, and more are coming in every day. It's our intent to share with you some of the best ones, even if it's a few days after Purim.

Today we're sharing a Purim shpiel by members of the Mount Sinai Jewish Center in Washington Heights, New York, one of the entries in a Purim parody contest. We haven't seen all of the entries and we don't know which won first prize, but this one seems a winner to us, so we're posting it on the day of Purim. Some of our readers may remember last year's prize winner, The Frumest iPhone Ever.


Today's post is a takeoff on Les Miserables, including most of the songs from the show/movie, with lyrics expressing the trials and tribulations and joys and sorrows of life in a Modern Orthodox shul. If you're not familiar with some of the references, there's a lot of interplay on the practice of the Orthodox and some of the more right-leaning Modern Orthodox of avoiding any contact with members of the opposite sex and listening to womens' voices. These are known as shomer negiah (literally, observance of touching) or "being shomer" and kol isha.

Enjoy, and have a Happy Purim!

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Friday, February 22, 2013

Symbolic Purim Foods: The Yiddish Chefs Show That It's More Than Hamantaschen


What food is most closely associated with the holiday of Purim? Hamantaschen, of course. But it's not the only symbolic food that's prepared for Purim, at least in some households where there's an equally strong tradition to prepare kreplach, also known as varenikes and pirogen, for the joyous holiday.

In today's video, the Jewish Daily Forward's Yiddish-speaking chefs give the reason for the popularity of kreplach on Purim, and take us through all the steps to produce these tasty dumplings for the holiday. Why the one English word dumpling suffices, but we need three Yiddish synonyms, God only knows.

What's the reason? A major Purim theme is God's hidden role in saving the Jewish people from the evil plans of Haman. Nowhere in the Megillah is God even mentioned, but He is always there in the background, guiding the actions of Esther and Mordecai. Just as God's role in the story is hidden, so are the fillings of the kreplach/varenikes/pirogen. The complete recipe follows the video.

Enjoy and have a Happy Purim!

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Purim is Almost Here: Ultimate Hamantaschen from Joan Nathan


According to an article by Joan Nathan in Tablet, the online magazine, hamantaschen, Purim’s traditional triangular cookies, are relatively new to the Jewish gastronomic scene. They most likely originated in Bohemia, in what is now the Czech Republic, just two or three centuries ago. 
Nathan, author of ten cookbooks and a regular contributor to The New York Times, Food Arts Magazine, and Tablet Magazine, writes:
The earliest American recipe I could find for mohn maultaschen (poppy seed tartlets, which we would recognize as hamantaschen) was in 1889’s “Aunt Babette’s” Cookbook: Foreign and Domestic Receipts for the Household—published by Edward Bloch, who was from the Bohemian village of Grafenried.
There aren’t that many ingredients, but that doesn’t stop bakers from having intense preferences; you’ll hear about mine in the video. However you make them, though, there’s one rule to follow: Save a few for yourself.
Editor’s note: The recipe calls for 1 teaspoon of baking powder, not 1 tablespoon as indicated in the text of the video.


Wednesday, February 20, 2013

12-Year-Old Israeli Performer Sings Yiddish Classics


Last year in Jerusalem's International Conference Center at a party celebrating the mass Bar Mitzvah of 110 orphaned boys coordinated by Colel Chabad, professional child singer Daniel Pruzansky sang two Yiddshe classics: A Yiddishe Mamme and Oyfn Pripetchik. 

Daniel Pruzansky was born in 1999 and he lives in Rosh Ha'ayin. He plays the piano and clarinet and knows how to sing opera. When he was six he won the first place in a young talent competition becoming the solo singer of the band Kinderlach. At the age of nine he released his first album which contains sixteen songs and he represented Israel at the Slavic Bazaar festival two years ago.

Daniel and five girl singers have formed a band called Kids.il. The group’s name refers to Israel’s international domain suffix, which is .il. Working with musician Ohad Hitman, they wrote the song Let the Music Win, the Israeli entry in the Junior Eurovision contest. 

In the first video below, Daniel sings A Yiddishe Mamme and Oyfn Pripetchik. The video that follows is the official entry in the Junior Eurovision contest, with Kids.il singing the chorus in four languages: English, Russian, French, and Hebrew.  

Enjoy!

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(A tip of the kippah and a copy of our e-book Jewish Humor on Your Desktop: Humor in Jewish Life to May Herlands for bringing this talented young singer to our attention.)

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Comedy Showcase: Johnny Lampert at the Chinese Restaurant


Johnny (Jonathan) Lampert is a Jewish comedian who specializes in performing Jewish comedy at temples, JCCs and other Jewish events all over the USA.

He is a regular at New York City's and Los Angeles' best comedy clubs including The Comic Strip, Caroline's Comedy Club and The Improv. Johnny has also made numerous television appearances on MTV, A&E's Caroline's Comedy Hour, Comedy Central, and HBO Comedy Showcase.

In this video clip, Johnny gives his impressions of ordering in a Chinese restaurant.

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 18, 2013

A Joke to Start the Week: "I Want to Have a Monkey"


It's another Monday, but it's President's Day. It's still the start of the work week, but not for the lucky ones who have the day off. Either way, it's still a good day to start with a joke. 

Today we're bringing back 84-year-oldMilton Glaser, who told the joke about the magician and the sledgehammer last month. Glaser is a graphic designer best known for the I Love New York logo, his Bob Dylan poster, the logos for Sesame Place, and New York Magazine, which he founded with Clay Felker in 1968.
 
This is a Sam and Sadie joke. Here's the setup: Sam and Sadie have been married 60 years and they're having dinner one night. Sadie says: "Sam, I want to have a monkey." And then Sam says...

Not all of these jokes get us rolling on the floor laughing, but we get an extra kick when we see the joke teller cracking up as he delivers the punchline, and that's the case with this one.

Enjoy!

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