Comedian Benji Lovitt Offers "Thanksgivukkah Pie" Music Parody to Celebrate the Occasion

Because of the convergence of Chanukah and Thanksgiving Day this year, we're seeing lots of new music videos created for the occasion, by musicians and parodists old and new. 

We've been posting them as they come in, using some discretion to bring you only the ones we think are the best, and anticipating a reprise of all of them at the end of Chanukah to give you a chance to vote for the best one.

We were hoping that some of our favorite comedians and parodists would join the fun and we were very happy to see that Benji Lovitt, an American comedian who relocated to Israel seven years ago, has produced Thanksgivukkah Pie, a funny animated parody of American Pie. The original song, by by folk rock singer/songwriter Don McLean, was a number one hit in 1972. It's a recounting of the aftermath of the 1959 plane crash that killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper. 

Just in case you want to add some fun to your Thanksgiving celebration by singing Benji's song, we're including the lyrics just below the video.

Enjoy!

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A long, long time ago

I can still remember how that oil used to last a while

And I knew if it made it eight

Then Jews would get to celebrate

And then we’d be rejoicing with a smile

But this year’s just unprecedented

A holiday that’s so demented

Chanukkah plus turkey

It doesn’t get more quirky

I can’t remember if I cried

From Jewish and American pride

My apple pie is extra fried

The day the chags collide

CHORUS:

So try my new Thanksgivukkah pie

It’s delicious, not nutritious, and it’s so good you’ll cry

Like soofganyot, it is super deep-fried

So don’t eat more than one or you’ll die, don’t eat more than one or you’ll die

Now the Pilgrims stood up to the Greeks

And the Maccabees threw such a feast

Or maybe I mixed up my facts

When we eat the dreidel, it gobbles loud

And we spin the turkey which wobbles proud

I think I’ve lost my mind, got to relax

Let’s appreciate this special day

With the Macy’s Hanukkah Parade

The floats are on the go

Nes gadol haya po….SHAAAAAM!

So gather round with all your friends

Sing Maoz Tzur until the end

And stuff yourself, I recommend

The day the chags collide

CHORUS:

So try my new Thanksgivukkah pie

It’s delicious, not nutritious, and it’s so good you’ll cry

Like soofganyot, it is super deep-fried

So don’t eat more than one or you’ll die, don’t eat more than one or you’ll die

The Brothers Gat (Amazing Rabbis, Breslov Brothers) Welcome Shabbat With Mi Ha'Ish

Hasidic guitarists and singers Gil and Aryeh Gat, recent favorites of ours and many of our readers, keep appearing on the Rising Star TV show in Israel. 

After turning in crowd-pleasing performances of songs by the Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, the Eagles, and Pink Floyd, their appearance last week gave them an opportunity to show their talent in performing songs from traditional Jewish sources.

Psalm 34, written by David while he was fleeing from King Saul, has become an integral part of the Shabbat morning service. It includes the paragraph:

Mi ha'ish he'chafetz chaim
ohev yamim, lir'ot tov

מִי-הָאִישׁ, הֶחָפֵץ חַיִּים אֹהֵב יָמִים לִרְאוֹת טוֹב
נְצֹר לְשׁוֹנְךָ מֵרָע וּשְׂפָתֶיך מִדַּבֵּר מִרְמָה
סוּר מֵרָע, וַעֲשֵׂה טוֹב;בַּקֵּשׁ שָׁלוֹם וְרָדְפֵהוּ

Who desires life, loving each day to see good?

Netzor leshoncha me'ra
u'sfatecha medaber mirma
sur me'ra va'ase tov
bakesh shalom vi'rodfehu

Then guard your tongue from evil and your lips from speaking deceit. 
Turn from evil and do good, see peace and pursue it.

As we prepare for Shabbat in Jerusalem, we wanted to share this Gat Brothers performance.

Enjoy and Shabbat Shalom!

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Hasidic Puppet Rock Band Gets Into the Thanksgivukkah Spirit

What happens when four words (Hasidic, puppet, rock and band) that you would never put together in a sentence combine to provide a unique entertainment that makes sense once in 77,000 years? 

You get Buba Myses, the Hasidic Puppet Rock Band, which this week released their entry into the competition for Best Thanksgivukkah Music Video. (We're trying to share most of them with you and we'll conduct a survey during Hanukkah to get your opinions on which one is the best.)

Their song, complete with lights, sound, and of course, puppets in Hasidic dress, is a parody of a pop culture song called Scream and Shout, that reached 311 million page views on YouTube. Don't ask us how; we only heard the song for the first time today.

So who are these guys with the giant puppet heads? As Ben Sales reported in JTA's Telegraph blog,

The one thing that separates this video from the ever-growing number of Jewish parodies on YouTube: the band members are Hasidic. They’re also puppets. The band name Buba Myses, Yiddish for “grandma tales,” is also a play on the Hebrew word buba, which means puppet.

But as much as the presentation is impressive, I’ve gotta say that the character I identify with most is the bewildered guest. If I came to a Thanksgiving dinner only to be greeted by a bunch of Orthodox puppets, I’d be pretty confused, too.

Enjoy!

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(A tip of the kippah and a copy of the Kindle Edition of our new book Israel is a Funny Country to Zvika Klein for bringing this video to our attention.)

Here Comes Thanksgivukkah, and Boston Leads the Way

With Chanukah and Thanksgiving Day arriving together next week, the city of Boston is going all out to insure that both holidays get the attention that they deserve. 

The whole city, including the mayor, are all set to celebrate in ways both traditional and new.

The website JewishBoston.com created a special additional website for the occasion and filled it with historical information, recipes, a page for kids, and instructions on setting the Thanksgivukkah table.

They sent a reporter into the street to capture reactions from people in the street and to interview Thomas Menino, Boston's mayor about how they plan to celebrate, pronounce, and spell Thanksgivukkah.

So join in the fun, and enjoy!

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Maoz Tzur and Happy Hanukkah From Chemistry Students at Israel's Technion

Haifa's Technion - Israel Institute of Technology can always be counted on to come up with clever and inventive ways to welcome Jewish holidays. 

This Chanukah is no exception as the students of the Technion's General Chemistry Student Laboratory bring us their version of the traditional Chanukah song Maoz Tzur.

What's their innovation this time? Filling laboratory flasks to different levels producing the notes of the musical scale, in effect creating a new instrument.

Enjoy!

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(A tip of the kippah to Sheila Zucker for bringing this video to our attention.)

A Joke to Start the Week: "Israeli Rowing Team"

Here we go again. It's time to start off another week with a joke. It's definitely not a new one because as we often say, there's no such thing as a new Jewish joke. But the old ones keep us laughing every time we hear them. 

This oldie but goodie is one of our favorites, especially as we head to Israel for a month of looking for funny situations to share with you.

Today's joke teller is Paul Eisenman, another veteran of the Old Jews Telling Jokes ensemble. He's 86 years old with a career in advertising and public relations.

Here's the setup: The State of Israel decided that they wanted to get into the international competition of rowing and so they formed a team and they did terribly. They participated in competitions and they invariably finished last, and by a wide margin, So....

Enjoy!

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"Chanukah, Oh Chanukah" Gets New Lyrics For Joint Celebration With Thanksgiving

Before music videos with parodies of popular songs appeared on the Internet, the most frequently played Chanukah songs were I Have a Little Dreidel and Chanukah, Oh Chanukah. 

The latter typically showed up in three versions, the original Yiddish ("Chanukah, oy Chanukah, a yom tov a sheiner, a lustiger a freilicher, nisht do noch a zeiner..."), the Hebrew ("Yemei HaChanukah, chanukat mikdasheinu, b'gil uv'simcha me'maalim et libeinu...") and the English ("Chanukah, oh Chanukah, Come light the menorah, let's have a party, we'll all dance the hora...").

With the first day of Chanukah coinciding with Thanksgiving this year, songwriters everywhere are rushing to publish new versions of this classic song that blend the two holiday traditions. A rendition with some of the best lyrics we've seen so far and retitled The Thanksgivukkah Song was created by Gil Brodsky and in the video below is performed by Gil and Margie Brodsky,  We're including the lyrics just below the video.

Enjoy!

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Thanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah,
Come light the menurkey
Let's have a party
With latkes and turkey.
Maccabbees and Pilgrims
Americans and Jews
Thankfulness and freedom—
The lessons we choose.

Chorus:
So come spin the dreidel,
And lighting the candles we gloat.
Hearts skip a beat
For we know soon we'll eat
Pumpkin pie and some sufganiot!
Hearts skip a beat
For we know soon we'll eat
Pumpkin pie and some sufganiot!

Thanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah,
A joyous occasion
Everyone join in
This rare celebration
Lift up high your voices
With songs and with cheers.
The next one won't come for
79 thousand years. (Chorus)

Thanksgivukkah, Thanksgivukkah,
A marvelous yuntiff
Bringing together
The rebbe and pontiff.
Blending our traditions
Can give quite a shock:
Nays gadol hayah sham נס גדול היה שם
At Plymouth Rock (Chorus)

Just Published! Our Book of Funniest Israel Videos. Get Kindle Version Free in Amazon Promotion

Over the four years of Jewish Humor Central's presence on the Internet, we've collected and posted more than 1200 jokes, funny happenings, and humorous tastes of Jewish culture. The mix included hundreds of anecdotes with a connection to the land and people of Israel.

We selected the best of the bunch, some 120 blog posts with associated video clips, and published a book about them called Israel is a Funny Country. The book, containing links to more than six hours of Internet video, went on sale this week at Amazon.com in both paperback and Kindle (e-book) versions. The price of the paperback version is $8.99 and the Kindle version is $5.99.

As part of the book launch, Amazon is making the Kindle version available free ($0.00) to everyone for this weekend only (Friday November 15 through Monday November 18, 2013. After the promotion is over, the regular prices go back into effect, but with Amazon's new BookMatch program, anyone who buys the paperback version will get the Kindle version free (no time limit on this offer).

This is a great opportunity to get these 120 video gems on your Kindle, iPad, tablet, iPhone, Android and BlackBerry smartphone, PC and Mac, and access them whenever and wherever with the free Kindle Reading App provided by Amazon.

What kinds of anecdotes and blog posts are included? You can look inside the book and see the table of contents on the Amazon page for the book. Here are two examples:

Enjoy!

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The Ballad of Thanksgivukkah - a Once in 77,000 Years Production

The unusual concurrence of Thanksgiving Day and the first day of Chanukah this year has resulted in an outburst of creative music videos, comedy routines, satire, and parody. Some are individual efforts and some are ensemble performances. 

But this is the first time we've seen what looks like an entire school -- faculty, staff, and student body -- all participating in an extensive production.

Kehilla Schechter Academy in Norwood, Massachusetts is really getting into the spirit of the two holidays by performing The Ballad of Thanksgivukkah, an original production number by Rabbi David Paskin, the Head of School. (Lyrics and performance schedule are on the school's web page.) Also known as the Rock n' Roll Rabbi, he has won wide praise for his accomplishments across the spectrum of Jewish life, as a rabbi, educator, and musician.

Here's the school performing The Ballad of Thanksgivukkah. It's energetic and uplifting. Too bad it's not going to be performed again for another 77,000 years!

Enjoy!

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Juliana Margulies Tells David Letterman Where to Meet Every Jewish Person in New York

Juliana Margulies, star of the CBS TV show The Good Wife, was David Letterman's guest this week on his late night show. The conversation was about holidays, and where and how she celebrates them. 

Margulies says that her favorite holiday is Thanksgiving, and that she's responsible for hosting the day for her family.

When Margulies says that she and her husband get on a plane every Christmas morning, Letterman implies that it's an odd way to celebrate Jesus' birth. Margulies clues him in about Jews traveling on Christmas. She reveals her strategy for finding an empty plane, only to find that other Jews have the same idea.

We don't know if Letterman's apparent surprise at her approach to Christmas is real or a put-on for laughs, but either way, it's a funny moment.

Enjoy!

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Thanksgivukkah: The Movie Trailer - A Very Stereotypical Over-the-Top Parody

"A tale of stereotypes gone completely out of control." That's what the narrator of this parody movie trailer says in the tone that we've become accustomed to hearing in most movie trailers, especially for horror films.

But this is no ordinary horror film. It's a parody, a satire, a spoof of the horror film genre applied to the unique concurrence of Thanksgiving and Hanukkah this year. 

The mock movie trailer is a product of the zany comedic minds of Yisrael Campbell, the Catholic convert who became a Hasidic comedian and Gary Rudoren, director of the Jerusalem-based improv comedy group Hahafuch.

As Renee Ghert-Zand reported Sunday in the Times of Israel,

“The Sullivans’ Thanksgiving Day is about to become eight days of hell,” the voiceover announcer says as Campbell, his wife and many children show up at the door.

“Are you ghosts?” asks the teenage daughter of the non-Jewish family. “No, we’re the Rosenblums,” answers the Jewish mother in a sinister nasally voice.

“We were going for an energetic take on this whole Thanksgivukkah thing, and we were looking to be a bit edgy and to do something outside of what others have been doing,” Rudoren explained. “We came up with the idea of a horror movie. It’s actually a parody of what a hack Hollywood writer would actually pitch.”

So enjoy, and remember...it's a parody.

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A Joke to Start the Week: "Air Conditioning"

It's Monday morning. Time to share another old joke from the archives of Old Jews Telling Jokes. Today's jokester is Fred Rubin, a 64-year-old television writer, producer, and visiting professor.

Here's the setup: Around the 1920's three Jewish brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max Schwartzman, invent this miraculous machine that can instantly cool the air in a room.

They decide to take it to Henry Ford, the great industrialist. And then...

Enjoy!


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Subways Are For Sleeping - Hoodie Meets Yarmulke on Q Train - The Story Behind the Viral Photo

Back in 1961 a musical called Subways are for Sleeping with book and lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green and music by Jule Styne debuted on Broadway. 

Last week the phrase took on new meaning as a photo snapped on a New York City subway train went viral on the Internet. As reported on ABC-TV Eyewitness News, a young African-American man wearing a hoodie fell asleep on the shoulder of a man wearing a yarmulke and continued to snooze for a half hour as the train rumbled along. 

Isaac Theil, a retired accountant, was headed home on the Q subway train to Queens when the passenger sitting next to him rested his head on Theil's shoulder. Sensing a New York moment, an unidentified photographer captured the image and uploaded it to the Internet.

As Reuven Blau reported in the New York Daily News,

Another rider was amazed at the scene — a black man sleeping on the shoulder of a white man in a yarmulke — so he gently asked if he wanted help to wake the slumbering straphanger.

"He had a long day so let him sleep. We've all been there," Theil responded.

The other rider captured the moment with a quick cell phone picture that he then posted online with a brief explanation.

The picture and caption has gone viral on the Internet, with 1.3 million “likes” and 172,563 shares on Facebook. It’s also received a whopping 228 comments on reddit, where it was originally posted.

"There's still hope in humanity," said Facebook user Michael Bartley, whose comment alone got 13,583 likes.

"I don't see a black man and a Jewish man — I see two people," added Georgina Gainsford-De Giogrio.

Theil, an Orthodox Jew, is surprised by all the attention — and there was a lot of it, thanks to social media.

"I just kept steady so he would be able to sleep," said Theil, who had been returning home from watching his granddaughter on the Upper East Side. "It wasn't easy to do because he was dead weight."

And the reddit user who started it all is amazed how it has become an international sensation.

"It really wasn't about the ethnicity of the people," he told The News, asking to remain anonymous. "It was just more that New Yorkers, especially in the subway, don't want to touch people or have them get in their personal space. That was striking to me and made me smile and I thought was a very nice gesture."

Alas, the unidentified man wasn't able to doze off the whole ride because Theil had to exit the train at Newkirk Ave.

"I didn't want to scare him awake," Theil recalled. "I turned around to look at him and he was dazed."

Enjoy!

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Comedy Classics: Henny Youngman on Dick Clark Live

It's been more than a year since we posted a stand-up comedy routine by Henny Youngman, the king of the one-liners. If you remember Henny, it's probably for his most famous line, "Take my wife, please." But Henny was much more than that one joke. He could deliver the one-liners, one after another in rapid succession.

In 1988 Henny appeared on the Dick Clark Live show, and delivered a barrage of jokes that had the audience laughing nonstop. This is a different set of jokes from the ones we posted last year and runs about five minutes. In this set, he jokes about his wife, Tammy Baker, his recent trip, President Bush, the Carnegie Deli, Italian people, his doctor, and his grandson.

Enjoy!

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Modest or Too Sexy? Los Angeles Jewish Community Debates Merits of Beautiful Wigs

There are a number of reasons women wear wigs: medical reasons, celebrities want sexy hair, and some Jewish Orthodox women want to remain modest. But what happens when the wigs they choose to wear are just too long, too wild, and too sexy? 

Israeli Rabbi Mordechai Shmuel Ashkenazi of Kfar Chabad entered the debate in February by saying that long-haired wigs are not proper head coverings because they look too much like a woman's real hair, or better.

Rabbi Ashkenazi wrote that “Rabonim, and chiefly the Rebbe, preferred that women cover their hair with a wig and not with a tichel (head scarf) since the wig will cover the entire head along with the hair on the sides.” He added that it's obvious that this should be noticed as a ‘foreign’ covering and not like natural hair.

In his letter, which drew many comments, pro and con, he said that “long and wild wigs, even more so when they are made of real hair whose purpose is to look like real and natural hair, cannot be considered as a proper hair coverings by a wig.” He asked the administration of his seminary to only allow wigs that fall till the shoulders and not any longer.

Those are exactly the kind of wigs worn by Chava Tombosky in Los Angeles, who began wearing a wig after getting married, as is custom. She's a mother of three and a popular Jewish musician.

Most long wigs constructed with real hair cost more than a thousand dollars and many are designed to turn heads.

JN1, the global Jewish-interest news channel, joined the debate by showing examples of the wigs and interviewing Tombosky and Geula Newman, a Jewish head covering expert. 

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Fire Halts Knish Production: Forward Yiddish Chefs Come to the Rescue With Pumpkin Knishes

Last week a fire at the Gabila's Knish Factory brought knish production to a sudden halt, endangering the supply of the square, crispy, fried potato filled Jewish delicacy to delis and supermarkets everywhere.

The story was picked up by local and national media, with interviews of company representatives and deli customers broadcast on the nightly news.

Fortunately, the Yiddish chefs of the Jewish Daily Forward were putting the finishing touches on the latest video of their cooking series, Est Gezunterheit, in which they show how to make knishes with pumpkin filling and potato-mushroom-onion filling from scratch. 

We assume that these homemade delicacies will be a temporary fix for lovers of the Gabila's brand because the Forward knishes aren't square or fried, or even the round variety found at some delis. They're small and made in the shape of Stars of David.

As usual in watching the kitchen action at the Forward, we picked up a few more Yiddish words to share, starting with Chanudank, the Yiddish version of Thanksgivukkah, the rare occurrence of Chanukah and Thanksgiving on the same day. The Yiddish word for Thangsgiving is Dank Tog.

Banye - Pumpkin
Pishke - Can
Fets - Shortening

Here are the Yiddish chefs at work in the Forward kitchen.

Enjoy!

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Kvelling For Thanksgivukkah: The Countdown Begins

By now you've heard some of the hype surrounding the upcoming once in a thousand lifetimes convergence of Thanksgiving with the first day of Chanukah on Thursday, November 28. 

It last happened in 1888 and won't happen again for another 77,798 years. If you assume a lifetime is 120 years, that's actually 648 lifetimes until menurkeys (menorah + turkey) appear on the scene again.

We know you wouldn't expect Jewish Humor Central to ignore this phenomenon, so today we're starting our Thanksgivukkah coverage of the superholiday with a song written for the occasion by Lauren Mayer, an award-winning songwriter, professional entertainer and music teacher who entertained us last year with A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah. 

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week: Young Jews Telling Old Jokes - "My Rabbi is the Best"

Every Monday we start the week with a joke, usually an old Jew retelling an old joke. We've brought you clips from the Old Jews Telling Jokes collection and from our own video recordings of old Jews at Kutsher's Resort in the Catskills and volunteer joke tellers at locations where we've done our comedy shows. 

We don't see an end to the supply of jokes and old Jews to tell them, but we think it's a good idea to start cultivating a new generation of Jewish joke tellers. Talya Miller made it easy for us to start by having her old joke posted on YouTube by her father, Rabbi Jason Miller, a rabbi, kashrut supervisor, entrepreneur, blogger, writer, speaker, and stand-up comedian.

Seven-year-old Talya, having heard the joke told by her father some time ago, shows that the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree by delivering the joke in fine form. Here's the setup:

One time, three guys are walking home from shul, and they're talking about how great their rabbis were. The first guy said "My rabbi is the best. Let me tell you a story about it." And then...

Enjoy!

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Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places: Building a Jewish Community in Iceland

A Jewish flame is burning in snowy northern Europe. Rabbi Berel Pewzner, a Chabad emissary, has set up shop in Iceland, with 100 Jews in a general population of 300,000. 

Pewzner is likely to be among the 5,200 shluchim (emissaries) from more than 80 nations who will gather tonight at the South Brooklyn Marine Terminal for the Chabad annual banquet, called the Kinus Hashluchim.

The keynote speakers will be former U.S. Senator Joseph I. Lieberman of Connecticut, and Rabbi Dov Greenberg, co-director of the Rohr Chabad House–Jewish Student Center at Stanford University in Palo Alto, Calif., who has been selected to represent his fellow shluchim.

Why Iceland? After traveling the world building Jewish communities, Rabbi Pewzner needed a new challenge. He says that "a couple of years ago I got bored of the mainstream and was looking for something new and exciting. I said 'Hey, what's up with Iceland?' I flew over there for Passover with five suitcases of matzo, meat, and kosher grape juice, put an ad in the newspaper, got the word out through Facebook, and 50 people showed up."

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More Unexpected Traces in Jewish Places: The Gat Brothers Sing The Eagles' Hotel California

Aryeh and Gil Gat, known as The Gat Brothers and The Breslov Brothers and to some, The Amazing Rabbis, made a big hit on the Israeli TV talent show Rising Star earlier this month when they performed Simon and Garfunkel's hit Sounds of Silence before a cheering audience. When we posted the video here we got some of the highest ratings from our readers since we started Jewish Humor Central. 

We take that as a vote of confidence and we'll keep an eye on Aryeh and Gil, and bring you some more of their performances, whether we find them on stage or in the streets of Jerusalem, where they seem to have taken up residence on Jaffa Road and in the Mamilla Mall.

Last week the brothers returned to the Rising Star stage to perform the Eagles' Hotel California to an equally enthusiastic audience. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!

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