Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
The Mezinke
dance is a dance done at Ashkenazi weddings when a youngest child
is married off, after all of the elder siblings are already married.
The
parents, siblings and their spouses take part (there are both mixed and
separate versions). Each dancer is armed with an ornate
tinsel-decorated broom and dustpan. With these
festive implements, they mime sweeping the youngest child out of the
door as the dance music rises to a joyous, frenzied tempo.
The
origins of the Mezinke dance are obscure, but it appears to be a
Chasidic custom. There are obviously a number of politically correct
reasons not to do the Mezinke dance - it may hurt the feelings of guests
who have older, unmarried children, and it suggests that the parents
are, heaven forbid, delighted to be offloading their youngest child.
We never expected to see the dance performed, minus the broom and dustpan, in a swimming pool in Bulgaria. But that's exactly where the video below was recorded and posted by folk dance teacher Ira Weisburd. Enjoy!
A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE
TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM
WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Today we welcome Shabbat with Shalom Aleichem sung by Andrew Susman and his band. Andy is a Song Leader, Cantorial Soloist, and founder of The Megiddo Project, a band that performs at Shabbat Journey and Sound Healing, a Yoga center in Coral Springs, Florida.
The service announcement invites attendees to "Inhale Peace, Exhale Release.
Nurture Your Soul with Music, Movement, Mantra and Meditation."
Andy has more than 25 years of experience as a song leader and been
affiliated with numerous synagogues in both Miami-Dade and Broward
Counties. He was a member of JNF’s National Performing Artists’ Troupe, on staff for over 20 years at various JCC and BBYO Summer Camp programs, and twice attended HAVA NASHIRA, the National Song Leaders Institute sponsored by the Reform Movement. He is also a member of the Folk Club of South Florida ( Dade ) and Broward Folk Club. Andrew started playing in college as a hobby, later evolving into a song leader and cantorial soloist, using the guitar as a vehicle to tell stories whether through words or melody alone.
Andy considers himself to be an eclectic Jew, gleaning from all
movements and ‘Schools of Thought.’ His goal is the creation of a
meaningful service that speaks to the heart, mind and soul of the
congregation. His repertoire includes a blend of Traditional Hazzanut,
Israeli Folk, Traditional American Folk & Contemporary
“Pop”/American Jewish Folk melodies.
Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!
A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE
TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM
WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Today's
throwback skit goes back 40 years to 1979 when the late, great Gilda
Radner was riding high on Saturday Night Live with her brilliant cast of
invented characters.
One of our favorites was Roseanne Roseannadanna, a
character based on Rose Ann Scamardella, a former anchorwoman on
WABC-TV's Eyewitness News in New York City. The character also appeared later in Radner's live one-woman shows. Let's turn the clock back 40 years to 1979 when Gilda appeared as Roseanne Roseannadanna on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update to report on the King Tut exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE
VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU
GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE
TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH
HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK
ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO
IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Helaine Witt has been writing jokes and doing standup comedy for 32 years. She has written for Joan Rivers and other comedians, and has been touring the comedy club circuit.
Her work includes one liners, current event jokes for presentations, speeches, and comedy roasts. A retired schoolteacher, she includes anecdotes from her teaching days in her routines. Here's an appearance by Helaine at New York City's Gotham Comedy Club. Enjoy! A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE
TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM
WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Wendy Liebman has
been performing stand-up comedy for more than 20 years. We like her style. It's
mostly clean and reminds us of Rita Rudner, another of our favorites.
Wendy has been called the master of the one-liner with subliminal afterthought.
Her distinctive style includes quick, clever follow-ups after her jokes. She
starts the joke leading it to one direction then changes it. As in "This
Thanksgiving I made a 28 pound turkey ... pot pie," or "I really like
to shop....lift."
She has appeared at comedy clubs and most of the late night TV shows. According
to her website, she counts
among her accomplishments the American Comedy Award for Best Female Standup in
1996, and clue #23 down in a New York Magazine crossword puzzle in 2010.
In this video
Wendy appears on America's Got Talent and talks about being a woman comedian.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT
YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO
REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON
IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
In August 2012 we started a weekly feature on Jewish Humor Central -- the Monday Joke to Start the Week. We find it hard to believe that in the last seven years we've posted 280 jokes from many sources -- all of them clean and family-friendly. Jewish jokes, especially those told by old Jews, tend to be somewhat risque or off-color. If we didn't have a policy of posting only family-friendly jokes, we would have a virtually unlimited supply of new (well, actually not new but previously unposted) jokes to share with you. We haven't run out yet, and we still have a small supply of these jokes to post for the rest of this year. As we get to the bottom of the list, we're asking for your opinion on whether we should end the series when the clean jokes run out or whether we should start re-running some of the more popular old jokes. Please let us have your opinion in the comments section below.
In the meantime, here's today's joke. It's another one from Toronto's Jewish Folks Telling Jokes, a night of comedy to benefit Jewish Family and Child, one of the foremost Jewish service agencies in North America.
We'll be posting more of these jokes on upcoming Mondays. Here's another oldie but goodie, told by Ellen Levine.
Here's
the setup: Sam is driving down the highway, minding his own business. He looks in the rear view mirror and he sees that the police are after him. And then...
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT
VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON
THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE,
FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO
IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
In September and again in October, the historic Yiddish organization The
Workmen's Circle invited owners to bring their dogs for an event in Central Park where dogs are taught commands like
'sit' and 'down' in Yiddish.
The class was organized by Workmen’s Circle,
a progressive Jewish community and education nonprofit. “People want to
teach their dog Yiddish,” said David Dossick, the event manager at the
Circle. “It’s a New York thing to do.”
Steve
Zelman, 69, from Sutton Place, Manhattan, was there with Ollie, his
longhaired miniature dachshund to “meet some nice Jewish dogs,” he said.
Edna
Schwartz, also 69, came in from Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, with Puma,
her miniature poodle, for the training aspect. “My family would yell at
us in Yiddish, so this reminds me of my childhood,” she said. “My dog is
here to learn how to behave, listen and respond.”
Enjoy! A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Every Friday we try to welcome Shabbat with a musical variation on the liturgical poems that comprise the Kabbalat Shabbat service. Over the years we've posted 30 versions of Shalom Aleichem, 28 versions of Lecha Dodi, 52 versions of Adon Olam, and many other renditions of familiar Shabbat melodies. They represent all points on the Jewish spectrum, from Reform to Orthodox. But no one synagogue or group has given us more to post than the Los Angeles community known as Beit T'shuvah. In addition to regular weekly services, it's mission is to guide individuals and families towards a path of
living well, so that wrestling souls can recover from addiction and
learn how to properly heal. The Beit T'Shuvah faith-based model, founded
on authenticity and wholeness, integrates spirituality, psychotherapy,
Jewish teachings, the 12 Steps, and the creative arts. They are a
compassionate, supportive community, devoted to building an empowering
sense of belonging and purpose to everyone who seeks it. They
also have a knack of fitting the familiar Shabbat tunes to different pop music genres, including, Rock and Roll, Country and Western, The Beatles, and most recently, the Motown Sound. Here's an excerpt from last week's service with the shul band welcoming Shabbat with Lecha Dodi set to the 1961 Motown song Please Mr. Postman, the debut single by the Marvelettes and the first Motown song to reach the number-one position on the Billboard Hot 100 pop singles chart.
Please Mr. Postman became a number-one hit again in early 1975 when the Carpenters' cover of the song reached the top position of the Billboard Hot 100. It has been covered several times, including by The Beatles in 1963.
Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
One of Sid Caesar's many talents was mastering the art of pantomime. His weekly TV program, Your Show of Shows, was the venue for Sid to display this talent. We have posted episodes of Sid pantomiming a piano concerto and a woman getting dressed. Lets turn the clock back 67 years to April 1952 when Sid appeared in pantomime on Your Show of Shows as a performing seal with Imogene Coca as his trainer. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
Ashley Blaker is an internationally acclaimed British Orthodox comedian, seen and heard on TV and radio across the world. He has performed on five continents including tours of the UK, USA, Canada, South Africa, Israel and Australia.
His five week run Off-Broadway was called ‘a slickly funny stand-up show’ by the New York Times. In August 2018, Ashley made his debut at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe with a sold-out run of his show ‘Observant Jew’.
Today we're sharing another stand-up routine by Ashley Blaker. In this video, Ashley reflects on Jewish men walking around in suits and wearing baseball caps to avoid looking Jewish. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
In February 2017, Toronto's Beth Tzedec Congregation celebrated the life, words and music of the legendary
Leonard Cohen with a Kabbalat Shabbat service and dinner, special Shaẖarit service and a community concert.
Batsheva
Capek is a Canadian Jewish folksinger who is living in the USA with her
song writer – composer husband. At the Leonard Cohen Tribute Concert, she sang her own Yiddish translation of Cohen's classic Dance Me to the End of Love. She preceded the song with a short story about how she met Cohen at a dinner in Toronto's King Edward Hotel. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT
VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON
THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE,
FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO
IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO. If you'd like to see Cohen's original music video of this song, here it is. So far it has been seen 50 million times on YouTube.
We
were lucky to discover a collection of more jokes from the talented
Toronto joke tellers who put on a performance of Jewish Folks Telling Jokes, a night of comedy to benefit Jewish Family and Child, one of the foremost Jewish service agencies in North America.
We'll be posting some of these jokes on upcoming Mondays. Here's another oldie but goodie, told by Norman Gilbert.
Here's
the setup: The restaurant opens. Every day Moishe comes in and he sits at the same table. The waitresses love to see him come in. One day he doesn't come in. And then...
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO IS NOT
VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON
THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE,
FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO
IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
The amphitheater in the Mini Israel Park at Latrun is home to some of
Israel’s greatest outdoor summer concerts. The concerts at Latrun are
conveniently located for the center of the country, and attract some of
Israel’s greatest musicians every year. The intimate venue, with
beautiful peaceful surroundings is a brilliant place to enjoy great
music.
On August 15th, 2019, 8,000 people came together at the Latrun
amphitheater to sing about love and how it triumphs everything. This
happened thanks to one newlywed couple called Yariv and Elinore, who
after participating in Koolulam events that strengthened their love,
decided to fund a mass singing event instead of a traditional wedding.
This enabled thousands to experience what they had felt while attending a
Koolulam event almost two years ago. And this is what it looked like...
Koolulam is a social-musical initiative, meant to bring together people
from any and all walks of life. The idea is to simply stop everything
for a few hours and just sing - together. A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
Late
in 1995, four enthusiasts gathered in the Ramot suburb of Jerusalem, to
sing choral music they recalled from synagogue services in their youth.
Since then the choir has grown to 40 choristers, native Israelis and
Olim from 4 continents who share a love of the great tradition of Jewish
liturgical music and of singing together.
The
choir appears regularly at concert halls and synagogues throughout
Israel. Their list of approximately 250 performances includes
appearances alongside some of the finest cantors in the world as well as
artists in different genres. They have appeared in concert with the
Israel Symphonette Orchestra on national television and
radio and have also performed at the residence of the President of
Israel.
The
choir's repertoire consists mainly of Jewish liturgical music and
includes Chassidic and Israeli songs, pop, opera and folk music. All
activities are performed on a voluntary basis. They perform regularly in
support of various Israeli and Jewish charitable and social causes. A
distinctive feature of the choir's activity is their active
collaboration with ensembles of the same genre, inaugurating and hosting
joint concerts in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.
The choir's name derives from Ramatayim-Tzofim, in the hill country
of Ephraim, birthplace of Samuel the Prophet, mentioned in the Book of
Samuel 1 (1:1) and associated with the suburb Ramot, Jerusalem.
In this video they sing Yedid Nefesh, a liturgical poem that is sung before the start of the Kabbalat Shabbat service on Friday nights. The lead singer is Yitzchak Meir, and the choir is conducted by director Richard Shavei-Tzion.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
In the Marx Brothers film A Night in Casablanca Ronald Kornblow (Groucho Marx) takes over as
the manager of a luxurious hotel in Casablanca, in the aftermath of
World War II.
After discovering that both of his predecessors had been
murdered, Kornblow begins to fear for his safety -- especially when Nazi
Count Pfefferman (Sig Ruman) tries to take over Kornblow's job in a bid
to get his hands on valuable items that were stashed in the hotel by
the Nazis at the tail end of the war.
In this funny clip from the film, Groucho has his way in dealing with hotel guests.
Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO. #Throwback Thursday #TBT
Orny Adams (Adam Jason Orenstein) delivers a powerful, incisive stand-up routine that
vacillates between the relevant and the absurd. Orny attacks what’s
wrong with the world and sometimes even what’s wrong with Orny. He’s
brutally honest, satirical and his performance is ceaselessly
energetic.
We first ran into Orny Adams at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal
two years ago. Last year we posted a comedy clip of Orny in one of his
Showtime specials. Orny has been performing on late night TV shows
and other comedy venues, and he's a regular at the Just for Laughs Festival.
Here's an excerpt from one of his recent Just For Laughs Festival performances. In it he busts a texter and then talks about why he's glad he didn't grow up with
Facebook and the different things you notice when you get older.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
On Friday, US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo visited Israel and the home of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. In a joint statement they reaffirmed the strong close relationship between the two countries. At the end of the meeting, Netanyahu and US ambassador David Friedman showed Pompeo the residence’s
sukkah, or temporary booth, built for the Sukkot holiday.
“Since you’re visiting here on the holiday of Sukkot, we sit in the
sukkah during the Feast of Tabernacles. We remember what it was like
when we didn’t have a permanent home,” said Netanyahu.
“We sit here to have our family meals and visitors sit here in the sukkah.”
“When you put the schach on the top, it is supposed to be porous
enough so that you can see the stars. One problem is what do you do when
it rains? The answer is you go in.”
“This is a typical sukkah, and my kids used to draw drawings for it.”
Tonight and Monday we celebrate the holiday of Shemini Atzeret followed by Simchat Torah on Tuesday. We'll be back with more Jewish Humor Central postings on Wednesday.
Chag Sameach!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
This week we welcome Shabbat with Ana b'Koach, a liturgical poem from the Kabbalat Shabbat service that appears in the siddur just before Lecha Dodi. It's a Kabbalistic prayer composed by Rav Nehunia Ben Hakannah.
Known
as the 42-letter Name of God, Ana b'Koach is a unique formula
built of 42 letters written in seven sentences of six words each. Each
of the seven sentences correspond to the seven days of the week, seven
specific angels, and to a particular heavenly body. The letters that
make up Ana beKo'ach are encoded within the first 42 letters of the book of Genesis.
The
kabbalists explain that this combination of letters takes us back to
the time of Creation, and each time we meditate on a particular
sequence, we return to the original uncorrupted energy that built the
world. By performing the Ana beKo'ach meditation, we enrich our lives with unadulterated spiritual Light and positive energy.
This version of Ana b'Koach is sung by Hallel, an Israeli women's chorus led by Merav Brenner. The Hebrew text and translation appear below the video. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
On this Throwback Thursday let's go back to December, 12, 1972 when Don Rickles had fun with a TV audience, walking up the aisle and finding willing and unwilling subjects to poke fun at.
Don Rickles was one of comedy’s most famous funnymen. For over 55 years
he appeared in top showrooms and concert halls throughout the world.
He was regarded among the world’s top entertainers. Rickles earned the
nicknames “The Merchant of Venom” and “Mr. Warmth” (coined
affectionately by Johnny Carson) for his style of humor in which he
poked fun at people of all ethnicities and walks of life. Rickles’ style was never mean-spirited—it was all just part of the act. In reality, most
knew him to be quite genial and pleasant. It has been said that being
“insulted” by Rickles is like “wearing a badge of honor.”
This is classic television comedy, perfect for fans of Dean Martin
Celebrity Roasts, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, The Dean Martin
Variety Show, and other great comedy.
Rickles was one of the last of the great old-school comedians.
This vintage segmeint from his 1972 special show him at his original,
insulting best!
Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO. #Throwback Thursday #TBT
In a TV interview on the PBS show Metro Focus, host Jack Ford has a conversation with Jeremy Dauber, Columbia professor and author of the book Jewish Comedy: A Serious History. The interview touches on an analysis of Jewish humor -- its nature, its development, and its vital role throughout Jewish history. Dauber's book contains plenty of jokes to illustrate the rich tradition of Jewish humor. Dauber explains how humor has sustained the Jewish people, even through the harshest of times. Jewish comedy is not just an American phenomenon -- it goes all the way back to the Bible. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
With Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur in the rear view mirror, Sukkot is suddenly here. Starting tonight, we'll be spending lots of time in the Sukkah --eating, drinking, and spending special time with family and friends. Some of us may also be sleeping in the Sukkah, weather permitting. As we head into a seven day period of saying special blessings while holding the lulav, etrog, myrtle and willow branches together and giving them a good shake, let's get the holiday off to a good start with Rebbetzin Tap and her entourage. Rebbetzin Tap is Kerry Bar-Cohn, the only female
chiropractor in Ramat Beit Shemesh near Jerusalem, where she lives with her husband
David and four sons. But that's only her day job. As "Rebbetzin Tap," she produces music and dance DVDs for children, as well as online courses
and a plethora of YouTube videos, whose goal is to emphasize the “joy”
component in Judaism and in life, and to teach self-esteem and
empowerment.
Why Rebbetzin Tap? Because tap dancing is part of all her music videos. She has a background in stage performance, first as a
child, then attending the High School of Performing Arts in New York,
and subsequently returning to performance ten years ago after making
aliyah.
We'll be taking tomorrow and Tuesday off to celebrate Sukkot, and we'll be back with our usual Jewish Humor Central mix on Wednesday.
Chag Sameach!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Temple Kol Emeth is a Reform synagogue in Marietta, Georgia. Last month they featured a Simon and Garfunkel Shabbat, where they set most of the traditional Shabbat melodies to tunes made famous by the folk duo. Today we're posting one of the Kabbalat Shabbat songs, Lecha Dodi, set to the music of Scarborough Fair, and performed by the Ahavat Torah Band, led by Cantor Blake Singer. Singer has
been the Cantorial Soloist for Temple Kol Emeth since 1986. His
folk-style music for guitar and voice are used during worship services
and lifecycle events. Blake incorporates a balanced blend of music into
the worship experience, drawing from a wide variety of music genres that
include traditional, Hassidic, camp, folk, country and rock & roll. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM
THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST
CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL
WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START
THE VIDEO.
We
thought that we had run out of Buddy Hackett videos and were pleasantly
surprised to find another batch of Buddy's appearances on the Johnny
Carson Tonight Show. It's rare to find a Hackett video these days,
especially one that's clean.
So go back with us 41 years to 1978 when Buddy made one of his visits to Carson's late night show.
In
this episode, Buddy tells stories about an unusual treatment for severe headache pain and his new vegetarian diet.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM
THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST
CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL
WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START
THE VIDEO.
J-TV: The Global Jewish Channel is based in London. It features weekly segments on Jewish wisdom, current affairs and entertainment.
This year they've cooked up an amazingly appetizing recipe for Yom Kippur. There aren't many recipes for this fast day, but here's one you'll be sure to try.
We'll be attending synagogue services tonight and tomorrow, but we'll be back on Thursday with our usual mix at Jewish Humor Central.
Wishing you an easy and meaningful fast.
G'mar Chatimah Tovah!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK
ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE,
FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Now You Can Book Engaging Multimedia Programs for 2026 and 2027 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2026 and 2027 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 26 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, go to www.jewishhumorlive.com
Subscribe now. Start each day with a smile. No cost, no obligation, no spam.
Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
Happy Holiday of Simhat Torah
-
Happy Simhat Torah! The holiday starts this evening, Friday, Oct. 2nd. It
is the last day of Sukkot and celebrates the receiving of the Torah from
God. ...
The Sukkah: Our Effort and Our Trust in Hashem
-
by R. Eliezer Simcha Weisz There is something striking about the way we
celebrate Sukkot. For seven days, we leave the security and comfort of our
homes an...
Was Benoît Mandelbrot Jewish?
-
Yes, Benoît Mandelbrot was a Jew. The Times obituary says he, "was born on
Nov. 20, 1924, to a Lithuanian Jewish family in Warsaw. In 1936 his family
fled ...
Thoughts on the Haggadah by Rabbi Eli Teitelbaum
-
[image: Story 375601404]
We just recently were able to find the latest version of my fathers, Rabbi
Eli Teitelbaum Z”L, thoughts on the Haggadah and conve...
Hamantaschen: The Symbolism behind Purim Cookies
-
Purim is a celebration of masquerade, Mishloach Manot, Hamantaschen and
book of Esther reading. Every Jewish holiday focuses on a special dish and
the tria...
Thank you for your support!
-
Thank you very much for supporting our work at The Muqata. We appreciate
your contribution and hope to be able to keep bringing you the most up to
date ...
Boarding School Massachusetts
-
Every fall the Massachusetts Health Connector provides information
concerning the public higher education institutions and designed to prevent
offenders ...
A chat with some protesters…
-
Originally posted on don of all trades:
Hi protesters, it’s me, Don. Do you remember me? No? I’m a police officer.
We’ve met before. Excuse me? Did you say...
Jerusalem Walking Tours for Sukkot
-
It is about time that I brought back my “Jerusalem: Meet Jerusalem” walking
tour series. And while I am nearing completion on a few new ones that I
hope to...
Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam
-
Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company,
comes this devilish concoction. Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a
shmear, mak...