A Yom Yerushalayim Tribute: One Call Away - Superman's Got Nothing on Israel

Today is Yom Yerushalayim, Jerusalem Day, a day which causes us to reflect on the marvel that is Israel and its eternal capital.

Israel is only the world's 152nd biggest country, but it's always one of the first to send disaster relief all over the globe. Whether its an earthquake in Haiti, a tsunami in Japan, or a typhoon in the Philippines, the Israel Defense Forces are only one call away to deliver a field medical corps hospital where it is most needed.

Israel brings children from all over the world to its hospitals for medical treatment, even from countries that are at war with Israel.

Israel also brings its advanced technology to rural African villages. Volunteers build schools, medical clinics, and provides tools for solar power and clean water.

The words of the popular song One Call Away by Charlie Puth say it perfectly....Superman's got nothing on me, I'm only one call away.

Enjoy!

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Israel's President Rivlin Joins Singer Yehoram Gaon in Hebrew Version of Arlo Guthrie Classic

Earlier this month Israeli president Reuven Rivlin joined famed Israeli singer Yehoram Gaon in a rendition of Gaon's popular Hebrew version of Arlo Guthrie's song City of New Orleans. 

The original song was composed by Steve Goodman while traveling from Chicago to New Orleans on the Illinois Central Railroad’s City of New Orleans. Goodman recorded City of New Orleans in 1970 and released it the next year on his self-titled album. John Denver released a cover of City of New Orleans in 1971 but it was Arlo Guthrie’s version – released in 1972 on his album Hobo’s Lullaby – that made the song famous. 

The Hebrew version, Shalom Lach Eretz Nehederet, was a big hit in Israel, with the words rewritten to describe the beauty of the land of Israel from north to south and from east to west.

As we approach Yom Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Day) next Monday, we're posting the Rivlin-Gaon duet, followed by a solo performance by Yehoram Gaon, and the original song performed by Arlo Guthrie.

Enjoy!

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President Reuven Rivlin and Yehoram Gaon singing Shalom Lach Eretz Nehederet


Yehoram Gaon singing Shalom Lach Eretz Nehederet


Arlo Guthrie singing City of New Orleans

Throwback Thursday Comedy Special: Sid Caesar in "20 Minutes for Lunch"

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Throwback Thursday has become a weekly social media posting trend to let readers and viewers look back fondly on some of their favorite memories -- hence the "throwback" theme.
 
At Jewish Humor Central, on most Thursdays we've been posting a nostalgic video clip from a very old TV show or movie that brings back happy memories. 

Today we're going back 62 years to April 10, 1954, when Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows was in full bloom, and filled with clever skits featuring Sid and his regulars -- Imogene Coca, Carl Reiner, and Howard Morris. 

Let's take a few minutes to watch Sid as a shlemazel trying to have a peaceful lunch in a very busy restaurant staffed by waiters who are probably not making big tips. The skit is called "20 Minutes for Lunch" but actually runs only 6 minutes.

Enjoy!

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Comedy Showcase: Introducing Daniel Steinberg - Rabbi and Stand-up Comedian

Daniel Steinberg spent the 1990's interning for Saturday Night Live and writing for Howard Stern. 

In 2000 he took a short trip to Israel that lasted seven years and resulted in his becoming a rabbi and Jewish educator, first in the Bay Area, and then in Columbus, Ohio.

Now he has developed a unique brand of clean, corporate-friendly comedy, and performs it at events and venues around the Midwest. 

Here's a taste of Daniel's stand-up comedy in which he likens a man's installing a car seat in a minivan to giving birth.

Enjoy!

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Groucho and the Marx Brothers Return to the New York Stage

I'll Say She Is, the legendary musical comedy that was the Broadway debut of the Marx Brothers, opens this Thursday at the The Connelly Theater.

I'll Say She Is is a revue in which the Marx Brothers attempt to thrill and amuse a wealthy heiress in search of excitement. Their resulting adventures, in a riotous series of comedy sketches and musical numbers, take them to Wall Street, Times Square, a Chinatown opium den, and even Napoleon's palace.

I'll Say She Is established the Marx Brothers as one of the greatest comedy acts of all time. However, unlike their later stage musicals The Cocoanuts and Animal Crackers, it was never adapted for film, or revived on stage. The show was lost to history, until writer, performer, and Groucho Marxist Noah Diamond spent six years researching, restoring, and adapting it. Diamond's new book Gimme a Thrill: The Story of I'll Say She Is, the Lost Marx Brothers Musical, and How it Was Found has just been released by BearManor Media.

The Off-Broadway premiere at The Connelly will star Noah Diamond as Groucho, Seth Shelden as Harpo, Matt Roper as Chico and Matt Walters as Zeppo with Melody Jane in the ingénue role of Beauty, Kathy Biehl as the dowager Ruby Mintworth and Jennifer Harder and C.L. Weatherstone in featured roles. 

I'll Say She Is runs May 28 - July 2. Performances are Thursdays - Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 and 7 pm with an added performance on Weds. June 1 at 8pm. The Connelly Theater is located at 220 East 4th Street between Ave A & B in the East Village. Tickets are $35 ($25 for students & seniors), available at 212-352-3101 or www.illsaysheis.com.

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week - "The Genie and the Bridge"

It's another Monday and it's time for another Joke to Start the Week. 

This week we're welcoming Michael Hirsch as a new member of our joke-telling family.  

Michael has a passion for telling jokes, and has been sharing lots of them in print with his personal email list. Now he'll be seen by our more than 5,000 subscribers to Jewish Humor Central.

Michael, an investment advisor for individuals and institutions, is a graduate of Brooklyn College, Class of '66. He attended Telshe Yeshiva during high school and Yeshiva Netzach Yisrael during college. When he's not telling jokes, Michael enjoys participating in triathlons.

Here's the setup for today's joke: A man is walking along the beach in Asbury Park, New Jersey. He looks down in the sand and there's some gold object stuck there. And then...

Enjoy!

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The Great Jewish Comedians: Morty Gunty, Nightclub and TV Stand-Up Comic

Nightclub comic Morty Gunty (1929-1984) began his stand-up routine in the Catskills in the early 60's, appearing on various television programs such as The Ed Sullivan Show, The Jack Paar Show, he made the talk/variety show rounds like most up and coming comics did. 

He debuted on Broadway in 1967 in "Love in E Flat" and hosted his own local television show for children called "The Funny Company". His only venture into films would be What's So Bad About Feeling Good? and Woody Allen's film Broadway Danny Rose.

Here's a video clip of Gunty doing his stand-up comedy on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1965. 

Enjoy!

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Second Annual International Festival of Jewish Performing Arts Starts June 15

Last year the National Yiddish Theatre Folksbiene (NYTF) presented KulturfestNYC, the international festival of Jewish performing arts that attracted more than 50,000 attendees in one week.

This year the festival returns for three months, from June 6 to August 29. With over three-dozen separate events in venues across the city, the summer-long festival welcomes artists and groups from France, Romania, Japan, Israel, Russia and the U.S.

The Festival's eclectic programming includes concerts at SummerStage in Central Park; City Winery; Joe's Pub at The Public; the Robert F. Wagner Park in Lower Manhattan, and The Paper Box in Brooklyn. The theatre events take place at the Baruch Performing Arts Center, and the Museum of Jewish Heritage, 36 Battery Park Place, which is the Festival's headquarters.

A number of outdoor and family cultural events -- including a street fair, music brunches, singalongs and barbecues -- are also scheduled throughout the Festival, emphasizing cross-cultural and cross-generational audience engagement.

The festival kicks off on Wednesday evening, June15 at 7pm at SummerStage in Central Park. The free program will be the return of "Yiddish Soul" -- this year featuring the internationally acclaimed Dudu Fisher. A remarkable concert blending Eastern European and American music, "Yiddish Soul" will bring together an eye-popping minion of cantorial and Chassidic superstars, including Netanel Hershtik, Yanky Lemmer, The Maccabeats, Joseph Malovany, Lipa Schmeltzer and Zusha. 

Here's a sample of the 2015 Yiddish Soul program.

Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!
 
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Lag B'Omer in Israel: Bonfires, Singing, and Dancing to Celebrate 33rd Day of the Omer

Today is Lag B'Omer, the thirty-third day of the countdown of 49 days from Pesach to Shavuot, a day that is celebrated in Israel as it is nowhere else. And in Israel, the celebrations in the northern town of Meron are the most elaborate of all.

It's traditional to light bonfires at the start of this holiday that, in Israel, means one or two days off from school and a welcome break from the joy-restricted days of counting the omer starting on Passover.

Why bonfires? These commemorate the immense light that Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai introduced into the world via his mystical teachings. This was especially true on the day of his passing, Lag B'Omer, when he revealed to his disciples secrets of the Torah whose profundity and intensity the world had yet to experience.

The Zohar relates that the house was filled with fire and intense light, to the point that the assembled could not approach or even look at Rabbi Shimon. The biggest bonfires and celebrations take place in and around Rabbi Shimon’s tomb, located in Meron. Hundreds of thousands attend the festivities every year, and the round-the-clock celebration, singing and dancing are unparalleled.

In previous years we posted video clips from the great celebrations in Meron. Today we're sharing a video that was taken just last night during the bonfire lighting, singing, and dancing at the Western Wall (Kotel) plaza in Jerusalem.

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Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places: Hevenu Shalom Aleichem as a Chanting Mantra in India

Over the years we've come across renditions of the Hebrew song Hevenu Shalom Aleichem in unexpected locations around the world. But none has been as unique as our discovery of this version in a chanting mantra in a part of India that you probably never heard of.

The video below was made in Auroville, an experimental township in Viluppuram district in the state of Tamil Nadu, India, near Puducherry in South India. It was founded in 1968 by Mirra Alfassa (known as "The Mother") and designed by architect Roger Anger. As stated in Alfassa's first public message about the township, "Auroville is meant to be a universal town where men and women of all countries are able to live in peace and progressive harmony, above all creeds, all politics and all nationalities. The purpose of Auroville is to realize human unity."

Although originally intended to house 50,000, as of May 2014 the actual population was 2,345 (1,804 adults and 541 minors), coming from 50 nationalities including 86 Americans and 31 Israelis. The community is divided up into neighborhoods with Tamil, English, French and Sanskrit names like Aspiration, Arati, La Ferme, Auromodel and Isaiambalam.

So if Hevenu Shalom Aleichem were to appear as a chanting mantra anywhere in the world, it shouldn't come as a surprise that it would happen in Auroville, India. The chant is led by Israeli singer Niva Harel.

Enjoy!

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The Great Jewish Comedians: Larry Storch on The Hollywood Palace in 1965

Larry Storch is one of the oldest living Jewish comedians. He was born in New York City in 1923. He attended DeWitt Clinton High School in the Bronx with Don Adams, who remained his lifelong friend. 

He is best known for his comic television roles, including voice-over work for cartoon shows, such as Mr. Whoopee on Tennessee Tuxedo and His Tales, and his live-action role of the bumbling Corporal Randolph Agarn on F Troop.

Storch never graduated from high school because of hard times in the Great Depression, instead finding work as a stand-up comic for $12 a week opening for bandleader Al Donahue at the band shell in Sheepshead Bay. He served in the United States Navy during World War II on the submarine tender USS Proteus with Tony Curtis.

An impressionist, Storch does hundreds of voices and dialects ranging from Muhammad Ali to Claude Rains. This has proved useful for cartoons. He has voiced characters in numerous TV and film animations including The Batman/Superman Hour, The Pink Panther Show, Groovie Goolies, The Inspector, The Brady Kids, Cool Cat, Koko the Clown, Treasure Island, Return from Oz, Scooby-Doo, Tennessee Tuxedo, Aesop's Fables, Oliver Twist and many more. Larry had worked with Mel Blanc and June Foray at Warner Bros.-Seven Arts. 

He was the first actor to voice Batman's arch enemy, "The Joker", in The Adventures of Batman segments produced by Filmation animation in the late 1960s. Larry continued his association with Filmation as a voiceover actor in other series the company produced including Journey Back to Oz where he voiced Aunt Em and Uncle Henry's farmhand Amos. This Kansas character did not have an alter ego in Oz. Storch also provided the Tin Man's speaking voice while Danny Thomas provided the character's singing voice.

Storch appeared on many variety shows, including Sonny and Cher, Laugh-In, Hollywood Squares, Playboy After Dark, and The Hollywood Palace, with several appearances on the The Ed Sullivan Show, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, and The Steve Allen Show. Jackie Gleason personally asked Storch to fill in for him in the summer of 1953 while Gleason was on hiatus. This led to the 10-episode The Larry Storch Show with guest stars including Janet Blair, Risë Stevens, Dick Haymes, and Cab Calloway.

At the age of 93, Storch is now "semi-retired". He likes to play his saxophone in the park and does occasional memorabilia shows to greet his many fans. He signs autographs at film festivals, including Chiller Theater and the Mid-Atlantic Nostalgia Convention. He is currently working on his autobiography.

Here's a funny video clip of Storch in a standup comedy bit on The Hollywood Palace in 1965. He is introduced by Janet Leigh.

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week: "Building a Tunnel"

So it's Monday again, and we just can't start a new week without an old joke. We've been fortunate to find joke tellers to join in this weekly jokefest. Once again we bring you a joke from Bob Hertzendorf, our favorite certified hypnosis counselor.

Last week we met Bob at a show we did at  at the Four Seasons Country Club and Spa in Lakewood, New Jersey, where he is the president of the Jewish Cultural Club. After exchanging a few jokes, Bob assured us that the jokes will keep on coming.

Here's the setup for today's joke: The powers that be at City Hall in New York have come to the realization that the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel is overloaded. Too much traffic. So the decision is to build another tunnel. And then...

Enjoy!

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Comedy Showcase: Monica Piper Shows How to Relieve Stress

When Emmy award-winning comedy writer and comedian Monica Piper brings her laugh-out-loud advice to corporate America, something happens.  Audiences leave laughed-out, less stressed and armed with skill-building tips on how to FIND the FUNNY in their jobs and lives. 

Through hilarious insights and stress-busting techniques, Monica compels her audiences to laugh at themselves and find a NEW OUTLOOK on their productivity in both their professional and personal relationships.

Monica was the head writer of the #1 children’s animated series, Rugrats, for which she won an Emmy Award. She has headlined across the country, most recently at fundraisers for City of Hope, and The National Alliance on Mental Illness.

Last year she wrote and performed a one-woman show called Not That Jewish for the Jewish Women's Theatre in Santa Monica, California.

Here's Monica doing a stand-up comedy routine about stressful situations. Enjoy!

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Unexpected Traces in Jewish Places: Cuban-American Rabbi Leads Young Congregant in Adon Olam

El Centro de Estudios Judíos  “Torat Emet” is a Spanish-language Jewish education and spirituality center for Jews from all over Latin America who live in the New York area of the United States. 

The weekly classes and events are held at its synagogue at the Lincoln Park Jewish Center in Yonkers, New York, an inclusive Modern Orthodox Jewish congregation that seeks to foster spiritual growth through prayer, acceptance, community, and fellowship.

The congregation is led by Rabbi Rigoberto Emmanuel (“Manny”) Viñas who grew up in the traditional Sephardic home of Cuban Jewish parents who came to America after the Cuban Revolution in 1960.

Born and raised in Miami, Florida, he prepared for a rabbinic career at local Yeshivot and attended local Sephardic synagogues that were predominantly Spanish-speaking and of Cuban origin. 

In 1989, Rabbi Viñas moved to New York to continue his studies at Touro College. He completed his training as a scribe with ordination (kabala in sofrut) at Yeshiva University under the tutelage of Rabbi Shmuel Schneid, a master scribe from Monsey, New York. He also has “Yoreh Yoreh” ordination from Kollel Agudath Achim under the leadership of Rabbi Aharon Zeigler of Boro Park, Brooklyn, New York and a second “Yoreh Yoreh” ordination from Yeshivah VeKollel Zichron Hizkiahu Yoel, also of Boro Park. 

At present he is continuing his studies at Kollel Agudath Achim for semicha as a dayan (judge) “Yadin Yadin” from his Rebbe, Rabbi Aharon Ziegler. Rabbi Viñas has dedicated his career to serving diverse Jewish communities by bringing Klal Yisrael (all Jews) together regardless of denomination, form of practice, race, ethnicity, or any other differences. He is also the Chaplain for the Yonkers Police Department.

As we welcome another Shabbat, let's enjoy a traditional rendition of Adon Olam by a young student of Rabbi Viñas.

Enjoy and Shabbat shalom.

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Throwback Thursday Comedy Special: Rare Standup by Woody Allen in 1964

Throwback Thursday has become a weekly social media posting trend to let readers and viewers look back fondly on some of their favorite memories -- hence the "throwback" theme. 

At Jewish Humor Central, last month we started posting a nostalgic video clip from a very old TV show or movie that brings back happy memories. Now that Passover is behind us, we're returning to this weekly feature with an old clip of Woody Allen early in his career when he spent a lot of time doing standup comedy.

In the early 1960s, before he started down the road of producing, directing, and acting in 65 films, Allen began performing as a stand-up comic, emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. As a comic, he developed the persona of an insecure, intellectual, fretful nebbish, which he maintains is quite different from his real-life personality. In 2004, Comedy Central ranked Allen in fourth place on a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics, while a UK survey ranked Allen as the third greatest comedian.

For this Throwback Thursday, let's turn the calendar back to 1964 and see Woody in a standup routine talking about his experiences surviving on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

Enjoy!

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Israeli Classic Song Showcase - "Nolad'ti LaShalom"

Today we're starting a series of classic songs that came out of Israel during its formative years and in the years that followed. Some of them were prize winners at song festivals and others are just beautiful products of Israeli musical talent. 

The songs will be posted here periodically along with our usual mix of humor, jokes, funny happenings, and Jewish traces in unexpected places.

It's fitting that we're posting our first selection in this series, Nolad'ti LaShalom, on the 5th Yahrzeit of Shulamit Kustanowitz.

Shuly, the inspiration for Jewish Humor Central, was not only a wonderful wife, mother, savta, author and journalist, but also served as a gentle censor of some of our posts that otherwise might have entered the blogosphere with questionable content.

She was born as World War II was ending, and wrote:

I was born on May 1, 1945, so my stone should read, in Hebrew, “I was born for the peace (noladti lashalom).” We, of this generation, will remember it as part of a song of modern Israel, that I have been born for a peace that’s just starting to come but is meant for the ages. For the historically aware, however, the association will be the peace the world felt on its first day without Hitler, and it was for that date that I was named.

Here is the classic Israeli song Nolad'ti LaShalom, sung by the group called Sexta. The Hebrew lyrics appear as subtitles and the English translation is below the video.

Enjoy!

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I WAS BORN TO PEACE

I was born to the melodies and to the songs of all countries I was born to the language and the place too to the few and many who will give peace a hand. Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah ah ah....... Chorus (X2) I was born to peace - let it arrive I was born to peace - let it come I was born to peace - let it appear I want, I want to be in it already. I was born to the dream and in it I see that peace will come I was born to the desire and the belief that it will come after thirty years. Chorus... I was born to a people two thousand years old. that have a land and it has a piece of heaven and it sees, watches the day unfold and it's a beautiful moment, moment of peace. Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah ah ah....... Chorus...

The Great Jewish Comedians: Betty Walker in "A Call From Long Island"

Betty Walker (1928-1982) was a Jewish-American comic who performed primarily during the 1950s and 1960s. She was born Edith Seeman in Elizabeth, New Jersey to Latvian immigrants.

Walker had a very pronounced nasal Yiddish accent that fit the stereotype of a yenta. As soon as she started to speak you knew that you would soon be laughing. She was the star of a few notable comedy record albums, and contributed greatly to their success. They included You Don't Have to be Jewish, When You're in Love the Whole World is Jewish, Hello Ceil, It's Me and The Yiddish are Coming, The Yiddish are Coming. 

Today we're sharing two of her best routines, one long and one short. Here are A Call from Long Islalnd from You Don't Have to be Jewish and The Opening from The Yiddish are Coming, The Yiddish are Coming.

The recordings precede the days of video and YouTube, so just close your eyes and listen and imagine the scene while you laugh.

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week - "A Very Long Password"

It's another Monday, another day for a Joke to Start the Week. This is a busy week for us, the start of our summer season of Jewish humor lectures at adult communities, camps, synagogues, and Jewish Community Centers.

This Thursday we'll be performing at the Four Seasons Spa and Country Club Community in Lakewood, New Jersey. If you're interested in one of our 18 unique hour-long programs of Jewish humor, give us a call at 201-796-9273 or email at akustan@gmail.com and we'll send you the list of programs and booking information.

Here's the setup for today's joke: The New York branch of the Israeli bank, Bank Leumi, decides to carry out an audit of the passwords their customers use to access their online accounts. And then...

Enjoy!

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Tovah Feldshuh Sings "Where's the Bathroom?" on "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" TV Show

Tovah Feldshuh, the talented Jewish actress who portrayed Golda Meir in the Broadway show Golda's Balcony, has performed in many Broadway and TV shows such as Law & Order.   

Back in 2010 we wrote about her comedy and singing talents and posted videos of her one-woman show in which she sings songs from Gershwin to Judy Collins and inhabits a gallery of hilarious characters, ages 8 to 80.

Now Feldshuh has a new role, that of the divorced and overbearing Jewish mother of lawyer Rebecca Bunch, whose romantic adventures are chronicled in the TV sitcom series Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

A highlight of the show's first season was the appearance of Feldshuh, rushing into her daughter's home after a plane trip and looking for the bathroom. The song Where's the Bathroom? is hilarious and tells everything you need to know about their relationship.

Enjoy!

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