Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with the Cantors, Rabbis, and Cantorial Soloists of Toronto's Temple Sinai who join their voices in this virtual choir. They sing Adon Olamto the lively tune of "Ok Blue Jays," the beloved anthem of the Toronto Blue Jays, who are playing against the Los Angeles Dodgers in this year's World Series.
This creative musical mashup celebrates Jewish tradition with a playful twist, uniting voices from near and far to uplift and inspire. Whether you’re a fan of Jewish music, baseball, or simply love seeing communities come together through song—this performance will make you smile.
Tamar Meisels is an Orthodox Jewish wife and mother living in Israel. She is a mom of 4 children, working full time in data. She posts videos about values, Judaism, Israel, personal development, family tips and cooking.
She has posted videos about the history of the Yiddish language. In this video Tamar focuses on eight Yiddish words that Israelis use every day, often assuming that they are Hebrew. But actually most of them have origins in Yiddish.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic episode from 2001, hilarious hidden-camera antics unfold at a pumpkin patch. People creatively—and sometimes comically—attempt to carry as many pumpkins as possible. Watch the many ways that people develop unique strategies for this fall challenge.
Last winter, Bad Shabbos,
a hilarious comedy film about a disastrous Friday night dinner on New
York's Upper West Side, made its debut in Florida Jewish film festivals.
Those who have
attended a Shabbat dinner — which occurs on Friday and kicks off the
Jewish Sabbath — know that the traditional greeting is “good Shabbos.”
The ensemble comedy “Bad Shabbos” telegraphs its silliness right from
the title.
Directed by Daniel Robbins,
the movie takes place over a disastrous dinner on the Upper West Side,
where David (Jon Bass) and Meg (Meghan Leathers) — a newly engaged Jew
and gentile — plan to introduce their parents for the first time. But
before they can start, a disturbing prank by David’s brother, Adam (Theo
Taplitz), goes awry, causing an emergency that the family must hide
from the Midwestern in-laws. The crisis involves a body and a ticking
clock, as well as a zany, meddlesome doorman (Method Man, always
welcome) added for good measure.
In the video below, Kyra Sedgwick, a leading actor in the movie, invites you to join in the fun. Enjoy!
It's another
Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a
joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier
Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe.
He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and here's
the setup: There was this fellow who would come each night to the bar and he would order two big glasses of Crown Royal. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
David Steinberg, Canadian comedian, actor, writer, director, and author, was one of the
best-known comics in the United States during the late 1960s and mid-1970s. He appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson more than 130 times (second only to Bob Hope in number of appearances) and served as guest host 12 times, the youngest person to guest-host.
Now 83 years old, David is the son of Yasha Steinberg, a strict, Romanian-born rabbi. He got his start in comedy at the Second City in Chicago, where he did improv for six years. He was known for his funny sermons based on suggestions from the audience.
In this 1968 video clip of his first appearance on Johnny Carson's show, he delivers a sermon based on the lives of Solomon, Job, and Moses. After his sermon, he sat on Carson's couch with Anne Meara and defended his biblical references as coming from a place of respect and warmth.
Gershom Sizomu (born 1969) is a Ugandan rabbi serving the Abayudaya, a Baganda community in eastern Uganda near the town of Mbale who practice Judaism. Sizomu is the first native-born black rabbi in Sub-Saharan Africa. He is also the first Chief Rabbi of Uganda. Sizomu is a member of the Ugandan Parliament.
As a Rabbinic Fellow at the Institute for Jewish & Community Research, he came to the U.S. to 2003 to study in a five-year graduate program at
the Ziegler School of Rabbinic Studies at the American Jewish University in Los Angeles. He graduated in 2008 and was ordained as a rabbi under the auspices of Conservative Judaism.
In this video Rabbi Sizomu sings Lecha Dodi at a Kabbalat Shabbat service with Cantor Jenni Asher who has sung as a cantorial soloist since 2020. As of September 2024, Asher works as the music director and cantorial soloist for a Conservative synagogue in Los Angeles. She was ordained as a cantor in 2025, becoming the first known black woman to hold the role.
Lea Koenig was born in 1929 in Łódź, Poland, to a secular Jewish family of Ashkenazi Jewish descent. Her parents were the Yiddish actors Dina and Józef Kamień. She spent her childhood in Poland, then in Tashkent, in the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic. Her father was murdered in the Holocaust.
In the end of the 1940s, Lea Koenig and her mother emigrated to Romania, where she began studying at National University of Arts in Bucharest and debuted at Jewish Theatre. In 1961, she emigrated to Israel.
Primarily acting in Hebrew, Koenig performs in Israel and all over the world also in Yiddish theaters.She speaks English, Hebrew, German, Polish, Romanian, Russian and Yiddish.
Koenig, now 95 years old and nicknamed the First Lady of Israeli Theatre, had an important role in the popular Israeli TV series Shtisel, where she played Bubbe Malka, Shulem Shtisel's mother.
In this video she sings My Way in Yiddish, with the original English lyrics that Paul Anka wrote and gave to Frank Sinatra translated to Yiddish by Zvi Stolper. The clip was produced with the kind support of The National Authority for Yiddish culture.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In this classic episode from 2001, Candid Camera staffer Jose casually removes items from other shoppers' carts as he stroll down the aisles of a supermarket.
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar carries on about how glad he is to be living in Israel despite the need to be on the lookout for incoming missiles and siren alerts. His difficulty with the English language is funny and endearing, but the English subtitles make him easy to understand.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: A couple went to see a marriage therapist after 15 years of a very unhappy marriage. The therapist brought them into the office and said "Sit down." Before he started anything else the woman started into a litany of all the problems that they've had in their marriage. And then...
One
of the joys of posting videos on Jewish Humor Central is discovering
new versions of traditional Jewish and Hebrew songs as they are
performed around the world, often in unexpected places.
Since we started Jewish Humor Central in 2009 we have posted 130 different versions of Hava Nagila. The song
has shown up in many countries, including some unexpected ones (Scroll
down the left column on this page and click on Hava Nagila in the
Keywords list and you'll see what we mean.) Today
we're posting a version of Hava Nagila that Russian figure skater Mark Kondriatuk used as background music for his performance last week at an open skating session of the Russian natiional team.
Noam Buskila is a proud Israeli Jew: husband, father,
singer, musician, and soldier in the IDF. He’s on a mission to
strengthen connections to Israel through singing and music.
Since October 7th, 2023, Noam performed at more than 80 communities around the world.
Noam
brings his signature warmth and spirit to each amazing performance,
inspiring audiences around the world with pride in their Jewish
heritage.
In this video clip recorded at the 300-year-old Portuguese Synagogue in Amsterdam, Noam sings Shalom Aleichem to welcome Shabbat.
Today we're turning the clock back 50 years to 1975 when Eydie Gorme sang As Time Goes By on The Ed Sullivan Show.
The song was written by Herman Hupfeld in 1931. It became famous when it was featured in the 1942 film Casablanca, sung by Dooley Wilson as Sam. The song was voted No. 2 on the AFI's 100 Years...100 Songs special, commemorating the best songs in film (surpassed only by "Over the Rainbow" sung by Judy Garland).
Gormé
was born in the Bronx to Sephardic Jewish parents Nessim Hasdai
Gormezano and Fortuna "Fortunee" Gormezano. Both her parents were born
in Turkey. The Gormezanos spoke several languages at home, including
Ladino (also referred to as Judaeo-Spanish). Due to its close
relationship with Castilian Spanish, Gormé was able to speak and sing in
Spanish. She was distantly related (by marriage) to Neil Sedaka.
Eydie
and her husband and singing partner Steve Lawrence have been among our
favorite singers for many decades. Eydie died in 2013 and Steve in 2024. We miss them both but we still enjoy their duets and solos thanks
to YouTube.
In America, shopping for special foods and Judaica items for the Sukkot holiday varies from easy to impossible, depending on what neighborhood you live in. Not so in Jerusalem, where the whole city is a Sukkot marketplace, especially in stores like Osher Ad, Israel's answer to Costco and similar large stores.
Just before Sukkot, Malkah Fleisher, wife of Yishai Fleisher, the international spokesperson for the Jewish Community of Hebron, went shopping.
In this video,
recorded a few days before Sukkot which starts tonight, Malkah takes us
on a tour of the Osher Ad store in Jerusalem, where everything you might
want for the holiday and items you didn't know existed are available.
Yishai is a podcast host, pro-Israel advocate and political advisor. Malkah is an Israel-rights activist, host on the Yishai
Fleisher Israel podcast, and a marketing communications strategist at
JNS. She is a graduate of Cardozo Law School and a wife and mom raising
three kids in Judea.
We will be celebrating Sukkot from tonight through Simchat Torah next Wednesday, so Jewish Humor Central is taking the week off and will return on Thursday, October 16.
It's not every day that we discover a new Jewish standup comic, let alone a 91-year-old one who has been certified by Guinness World Records as the oldest female comedian in the business. But today we came across D'yan Forest, whose real name is Diana Schulman.
D’yan Forest leads a double life. By day, the 91-year-old singer and
comedian is Diana Schulman, an aficionado of golf, swimming and
cappuccinos. By night, like Clark Kent morphing into Superman, she
transforms into D’yan Forest, a fedora-tipping, ukulele-strumming
spotlight-stealer with as much material locked in her memory as a
Homeric bard. She holds the Guinness World Record for “Oldest Working Female Comedian,” though her gleeful laugh and booming showbiz belt makes it easy to forget her age.
She has a comedy special, A Gefilte Fish Out of Water,a
tour of her life from her earliest days
(“I didn’t even know what Jewish was, or that I had it!”) to her
nonagenarian ones. We'll be sharing some excerpts from the show in the
coming weeks. Today we're posting her story about her encounter with
Christian hymns at Middlebury College in Vermont.
Today we welcome Shabbat with a rendition of Mizmor Shir by Dor Kaminka & Cantor Jenni Asher of Hamakom congregation of Los Angeles.
Hamakom is an inclusive Jewish community creating meaningful experiences through communal connection, celebrating, worshiping and
learning. Hamakom means “The Place” and represents the understanding
that spiritual life begins when you seek the extraordinary within the
ordinary.
Hamakom has programs for all ages, from The Nook (Infant
& Toddler Center) to an Early Childhood Center, one of the city’s
most respected; from a vibrant and inclusive JLC Religious School to Adult Education programs and Shabbat services.
Every year when Yom Kippur
comes around, we search the internet for something appropriate to post.
Jokes just aren't right for the most serious and spiritual day of the
Jewish year, and the music videos that appear in the weeks before the
other holidays either don't appear for Yom Kippur or seem inappropriate for the awesomeness of the day. So we're left with Kol Nidrei,
which has been sung and recorded by almost every cantor and singer in
the world, including the great Jewish cantors and popular singers such
as Neil Diamond, Johnny Mathis, and Perry Como. Most of our readers will hear Kol Nidre
chanted three times tonight when they attend their local house of
worship, and the melody will be the same, regardless of whether it's
Orthodox, Conservative, or Reform. Today we're posting a version of this traditional start to Yom Kippur because some of our readers can't get to their shul, synagogue, or temple because of illness or physical limitations. This
year we're sharing a version by Shai Abramson, the Chief Cantor of the Israel Defense Forces, as recorded during a rehearsal on October 2019at the "Shaarei Shamayim" synagogue in Toronto. Cantor Abramson was accompanied by a choir conducted by Gabriel Shuraki.
We hope this melody puts you in the proper mood to experience a meaningful day of prayer and reflection. G'mar Chatimah Tovah!
Today
we're sharing a Yiddish version of Elvis Presley's big hit "I Can't
Help Falling in Love With You". It's sung by Lea Kalisch and with Rabbi
Tobias Moss on guitar.
Lea Kalisch is a multi-genre multi-lingual singer, actor, dancer, skater, and producer. Some know her as the Eshet Chayil of Hip Hop.
Tobias Moss is a rabbi at Temple Israel in Minneapolis, a musician on YouTube and busking on the streets, and a creator of digital content known as Rabbi T.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: It's the first day of college and the dean is holding orientation. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman 37
years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 71 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations.
In
this 1989 video, Rudner shares hilarious anecdotes about unusual
pre-comedy jobs, from helicopter stewardess to envelope cleaner. This
stand-up routine also covers the absurdities of homeownership and the
perils of loaning money to friends. Enjoy a comedic journey through
everyday life!
Late
in 1995, four enthusiasts gathered in the Ramot suburb of Jerusalem, to
sing choral music they recalled from synagogue services in their youth.
Since then the choir has grown to 40 choristers, native Israelis and
Olim from 4 continents who share a love of the great tradition of Jewish
liturgical music and of singing together.
The
choir appears regularly at concert halls and synagogues throughout
Israel. Their list of approximately 250 performances includes
appearances alongside some of the finest cantors in the world as well as
artists in different genres. They have appeared in concert with the
Israel Symphonette Orchestra on national television and
radio and have also performed at the residence of the President of
Israel.
The
choir's repertoire consists mainly of Jewish liturgical music and
includes Chassidic and Israeli songs, pop, opera and folk music. All
activities are performed on a voluntary basis. They perform regularly in
support of various Israeli and Jewish charitable and social causes. A
distinctive feature of the choir's activity is their active
collaboration with ensembles of the same genre, inaugurating and hosting
joint concerts in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.
The choir's name derives from Ramatayim-Tzofim, in the hill country
of Ephraim, birthplace of Samuel the Prophet, mentioned in the Book of
Samuel 1 (1:1) and associated with the suburb Ramot, Jerusalem.
In this video they sing Oseh Shalom, the closing sentence of the Kaddish and the Amidah.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder comments on how we are becoming dumber.
Thanks to our loyal
subscribers and casual readers worldwide
who have joined us during the year.
We started Jewish Humor Central on October 5, 2009 and it's been going strong with more
than 4800 blog entries and more than 12 million page views over the last 15 years.
We appreciate your
loyalty and we hope to keep bringing you a daily mix of Jewish humor in all of
its forms -- traditional, eclectic, musical, unbelievable but true, and just
funny, tempered with touches of nostalgia and Yiddishe nachas. We'll be observing Rosh Hashanah on Monday evening, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and we'll be
back posting again on Thursday. Here's wishing you a happy, healthy, joyous,
prosperous and funny New Year from our family to yours!
Micha Gamerman was born in 1983 in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Soon after his marriage, Micha began rabbinical studies, graduating as a Rabbi and Mohel.Currently, Micha performs Britot throughout Brazil.At the same time, Micha is an active educator for hundreds of children in the Jewish Community in São Paulo, Brazil.
Micha grew up with the gift and art of singing.He always accompanied famous artists in the various concerts the community organized.Over the years, Micha became a sought-after singer at weddings and various events throughout the country.In recent years, encouraged by family and friends in the community, he transitioned to international music.
His songs are hits on major Jewish music radio stations in Israel and the United States.Micha recently performed major concerts with singers Yaakov Shwekey, Ohad Moskowitz, and Itzik Dadya and appeared to packed houses at several events in Israel and beyond.
In this animated video, Micha sings a medley of Kabbalat Shabbat songs.
We're taking a one day break from jokes and humor to share with you a heartfelt and special speech by Charlie Kirk about why, although he was not Jewish, he was a devout Shabbat observer.
In this speech, Kirk shared his personal journey and deep conviction about observing the Sabbath at the Will You Be Made Whole Conference 2025. As one of his last messages, Charlie explained why taking a Shabbat—from Friday sunset to Saturday sunset—is a transformative practice that blessed his life with peace, rest, and a break from the noise of the world.
Though no longer with us, his powerful testimony invites everyone to discover the blessing and joy of Shabbat rest, rooted in faith and God's Commandments.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt from 23 years ago, a team member stood on a street corner and offered passers-by samples of cheese that he said were possibly spoiled. Would you eat one? Surprisingly, most people didn't let the warning prevent them from eating free food.
Shahak Shapira is an Israel-born, Berlin-based comedian. His comedy show on German TV got canceled so fast, most people didn’t even notice he had one. He recorded a stand up special for Comedy Central, which would have been awesome, but it was Comedy Central Germany.
He also wrote two best sellers, which would be very impressive if this was a poetry slam. New York, Tokyo, Cape Town, Paris, London, LA, Barcelona - Shahak has successfully bamboozled audiences around the world into thinking he’s funny and even tricked world class comedians like Jim Gaffigan, Iliza Shlesinger, Maz Jobrani, Ari Shaffir and Joe List into letting him open for them.
In this banter with his audience, Shahak gets an education about the jumping click beetle larvae attacking potatoes.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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