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Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Yom Kippur begins at sundown tonight. Whether or not you fast, whether you attend services in a synagogue or via Zoom or live streaming, we wish you a meaningful Day of Atonement.
To get in the mood for the day, we're sharing a new version of Kol Nidrei by Cantor Azi Schwartz of New York's Park Avenue Synagogue.
In the spirit of renewed tradition, here is a new interpretation of Kol Nidrei. It blends the ancient melodic motifs with contemporary harmonies and orchestration, offering a modern reflection of this timeless Jewish prayer.
Josef "Yossele" Rosenblatt (May 9, 1882 – June 19, 1933) was an Ashkenazi chazzan and composer. He was regarded as the greatest cantor of his time.
Rosenblatt was born on May 9, 1882, in the Russian Empire. The scion of a long line of cantors, Rosenblatt's devoutly religious upbringing prevented him from receiving
formal musical training at any of the great academies of his day. He
began his career as a member of the local synagogue choir. Quickly
lauded as a "wunderkind", or child prodigy, Rosenblatt's solo career was launched. At the age of 7, he moved with his family to Austria.
Rosenblatt's fame extended beyond the Jewish world earning him large concert fees, a singing role in the 1927 film The Jazz Singer, and the sobriquet "The Jewish Caruso".
Rosenblatt corresponded with many of the great tenors of his day. It is told that upon hearing Rosenblatt sing "Elli Elli", Enrico Caruso was so moved that he ascended the stage and kissed him.
We searched the internet for a video of Cantor Rosenblatt singing Kol Nidrei, but only could find audio recordings with accompanying photos. So that's what we're posting today.
The Yiddish Philharmonic Chorus began as a musical expression of the Jewish labor movement. It was founded in 1922 as the Freiheit Gezang Farein, an outgrowth of the leftist Morgen Freiheit
Yiddish newspaper. In 1948, the Chorus changed its name to The Jewish
People’s Philharmonic Chorus—likely to avoid scrutiny during the
McCarthy era. Now that it's a century old, they changed the name
again—to reflect the goals of learning, enjoying, and promoting the
Yiddish language and Yiddish choral music.
The chorus is a multigenerational thirty-five-voice
ensemble. They're students, professionals, and robust retirees, all in
love with singing and committed to promoting Yiddish language and
culture through beautiful four-part harmony.
Led by conductor Binyumen Schaechter, they perform each spring and fall at Merkin Concert Hall and most summers
at the North American Jewish Choral Festival. They've also performed at
Symphony Space, Carnegie Hall, Shea Stadium, West Point, Queens College,
the World Trade Center site after 9/11, and places of worship
throughout the New York metropolitan area.
Today we're sharing a video of the chorus singing a medley of songs for Rosh Hashanah, Sukkot, and Simchat Torah.
Attending High Holiday Services has been a real challenge in this year of coronavirus. We've all gotten used to wearing masks, social distancing, sanitizing with spray disinfectant, and wiping down surfaces.
But applying these new safety measures can result in some funny situations. Whether it's praying, eating, or blowing shofar, here are many ways in which our new reality has created hilarious scenarios of their usage.
Enjoy!
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With Rosh Hashanah only nine days away, we're continuing our sharing of music videos with a new version of Bashana Haba'ah (In the Coming Year), a song of hope for the year to come.
This version is sung by the Maccabeats. Originally formed in 2007 as Yeshiva University’s student vocal group,
the Maccabeats have recently emerged as both Jewish music and a cappella
phenomena, with a large fan base, more than 20 million views on YouTube, numerous TV appearances, and proven success with four albums.
Though the Maccabeats aren’t your grandfather’s synagogue choir, their
ideology and identity play an important part in what they do. Strongly
committed to the philosophy of Torah u-Madda, the integration of
traditional and secular wisdom, the Maccabeats perform an eclectic array
of Jewish, American, and Israeli songs.
Enjoy!
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We're only 10 days away from the start of Rosh Hashanah, and it's time to start sharing some videos that focus on the High Holidays.
Last year, before coronavirus social distancing set in around the world, the 92nd Street Y released Reset, a new song and video.
Reset features music and lyrics by Noah Aronson and Abigail Pogrebin and was shot on mobile phones by people all over the world, from New York City to the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, from Ghana and Belarus, Turkey, Israel, Guatemala and beyond, all making music together.
Click CC to follow along with the lyrics!
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J-TV: The Global Jewish Channel is based in London. It features weekly segments on Jewish wisdom, current affairs and entertainment.
This year they've cooked up an amazingly appetizing recipe for Yom Kippur. There aren't many recipes for this fast day, but here's one you'll be sure to try.
We'll be attending synagogue services tonight and tomorrow, but we'll be back on Thursday with our usual mix at Jewish Humor Central.
Wishing you an easy and meaningful fast.
G'mar Chatimah Tovah!
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Yes, we know it's another Monday, and that usually means it's time for another Joke to Start the Week. But we're in the midst of a month of Jewish holidays that started with Rosh Hashanah and continues with Yom Kippur, Sukkot, Shemini Atzeret and Simchat Torah. So we're holding off with the weekly jokes until the Monday after the holidays, and instead bringing you content that's more appropriate for this month. Yesterday we posted a beautiful rendition of Hava Nagila by the Budapest-based Sabbathsong Klezmer Band. Today we're posting their version of Avinu Malkeinu as we prepare for Yom Kippur. Wishing you an easy and meaningful day of prayer and fasting. A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
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The liturgical poem (Piyut) “Come to Us with Mercy” was composed by the scholar and lyricist, Freha bat Avraham bar Adiva.
Freha was born in Morocco in the 18th
century, and migrated with her family to Tunis due to the pogroms in
Morocco. The pogroms spread to Tunis in the 1750’s, causing Freha’s
father and brothers to flee. Freha’s fate is not known.
She wrote the piyut “Come to Us with
Mercy,” with its chorus “Who at morning time hears my voice” as a
private supplication to the Almighty, and a request to bring redemption
to the Jewish people.
The words of the supplication teach us
about the riots against the people of Tunis and of Freha’s hopes to be
saved and for the Land of Israel to be freed from Ottoman rule. She
describes this hope by praying that Israel would inherit the land from
“the hand of Ishmael” (MiYad Yishmaeli). Her request seems a little
strange to people of our time, however, in her time – such a request was
appropriate. Some have called to slightly alter the words in order to
reflect the return of the Jewish people to their land, so that it reads
“Immediately – My God will hear” (MiYad – Yishma Eli).
In the sixth verse, we learn about Freha’s personal hardship and suffering, when she uses the nickname“Bat Yosef – Daughter of Joseph”,
hinting at the biblical name of the Jewish people “House of Joseph”.
This is a unique, feminine personification of a people that longs to
return to its land, and over the years the nickname “Bat Yosef” became
her nom de plume.
It is customary to sing the piyut in
Sephardic congregations during the High Holidays and in many Masorti
congregations in Israel during Rosh Hashanah services. The poem can be
found in the Masorti Machzor Pote’ach Sha’ar for the High Holidays.
Cantor Saralee Shrell-Fox, a member of
Maayanot, a Masorti congregation in Jerusalem, and a cantor at Moreshet
Yisrael, composed this beautiful melody for Freha Bat Avraham's piyut
together with her son Maayan.
It may be that many liturgical poems
have been written by women and have disappeared over the generations.
Freha’s supplication might only be one example amongst a wealth of poems
and feminine creation that was produced in Spain and in North Africa.
By re-introducing liturgy written by women into our prayers today, we
reclaim a feminine voice that has been lost to us.
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(A tip of the kippah to Dan Mosenkis for bringing this piyut to our attention.)
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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