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Today is Purim. Many of us listened to the reading of Megillat Esther last night in synagogues of all denominatioins and in many locations. Today the Megillah is read once again and the day features sharing of food items with friends (Mishloach Manot) and gifts to the poor (Matanot L'Evionim). On Shabbat, the day before Purim, Rabbi Diana Fersko of the Stephen Wise Free Synagogue delivered a sermon that included reflections on Jewish humor in general, and the role of humor on Purim.
Rabbi Fersko received her ordination from Hebrew Union College –
Jewish Institute of Religion in New York City where she was the
recipient of numerous awards for academic excellence. She also holds a
master’s degree in Hebrew Literature. During the short sermon, she tells a few old and familiar Jewish jokes, and advises to spend Purim emoting, singing, clapping, and laughing. She notes that the Talmud says that God himself dedicates specific time each day to laughter and joy, and encourages us to follow that example. Happy Purim to everyone! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Last November, the rabbi and cantorial soloist of Temple Avodah, a Reform congregation in Oceanside, New York, led a Shabbat service utilizing the words and music of The Beatles in a very creative and meaningful way. Sure, there have been many services set to popular music and to songs from Broadway shows, and this wasn't the first use of Beatles songs in a synagogue service.
But Rabbi Uri Goren, the Chilean-born and educated spiritual leader,went a step further and delivered an eight-minute-long sermon called "Speaking Words of Wisdom" that creatively incorporated lyrics from eleven Beatles songs. Cantorial soloist Jessica Gubenko sang the Friday night service to seven Beatles songs. Shalom Aleichem - A Little Help From My Friends Lecha Dodi - Eight Days a Week Borchu - Hey Jude Mi Kamocha - Obladi Oblada V'Shomru - And I Love Her Shalom Rav - When I'm 64 Oseh Shalom (Kaddish) - Imagine Rabbi Goren took key excerpts from the lyrics of Let It Be, All You Need Is Love, Can't Buy Me Love, Help, Love Me Do, Nowhere Man, Yellow Submarine, Here Comes the Sun, From Me to You, Eight Days a Week, and The Long and Winding Road and turned them into a sermon on how to be happy and find God. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! (A
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Beatles Shabbat Sermon - "Speaking Words of Wisdom"
We're not kidding. Without qualification, this video is the funniest Jewish parody we have ever seen.These are words we don't use lightly. Kol HaKavod to the Stanmore and Canons Park Shul players in Stanmore, a suburb in Northwest London.
The Stanmore shul is Orthodox, and its 2200 members make it the largest synagogue in all of Europe. Les Miserabbis, a parody of the musical Les Miserables, was first shown on Purim, but it goes far beyond a Purim show. It's an inspired, professionally done performance that takes you through the experience of Shabbat services in a synagogue with a loving wink, and you don't have to be Orthodox or have attended an Orthodox synagogue to enjoy it.
The music mirrors the original score, and the lyrics delightfully satirize the goings on in the synagogue service from opening the ark for the Torah reading through the conclusion of the service with the singing of Adon Olam, with many funny stops along the way. The parts of the service that are satirized include the constant standing and sitting, the gabbai singing "Gabbai of the Shul" to "Master of the House," a bar mitzvah, the toddlers' service, and the rabbi's plaintive call for a minyan, "Empty Pews in Empty Shtiebels." There are a very few lines that are specific to the shul's London neighborhood, but the humor in the parody is universal. It's all done in very good taste, and it's well worth taking the 26 minutes out of your busy day to have a good laugh and enjoy the parody from beginning to end. If you agree, please forward this post to your personal email lists to spread laughter around the world. (A
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As we head to our synagogues, shuls, and temples tomorrow night and Shabbat for Yom Kippur services, we will be a
willing audience for sermons delivered by our rabbis, who have been
preparing for weeks to deliver a meaningful spiritual message to their congregations. In most synagogues, Yom Kippur brings out the largest audience of the year, and the rabbis do all they can to deliver their most powerful message. The Itche Kadoozy Show, started in 2003 as a muppet-like series about Jewish holidays, has gone through a few revisions and relocations and has emerged as a series on a funny new Jewish web site called shmideo.com.
In this episode, the muppet characters, including one who is a talking slice of gefilte fish complete with carrot on top, teach Rabbi Itche Kadoozy the five rules for the perfect Yom Kippur speech. It's cute, funny, and most important, meaningful.
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(A tip of the kippah to Jack Kustanowitz for bringing this video to our attention.)
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
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