A Joke to Start the Week - "Overcoming Fear of Flying"

Last month, some of our jokes to start the week came from a Jews Telling Jokes night earlier this year at Chabad of Downtown San Diego. Today we're sharing another joke from that event told by Rabbi Zalman Carlebach, spiritual leader of the shul. 

Rabbi Carlebach was born in Johannesburg and went to Torah Academy. He studied in Morristown, Leeds, England, and Pretoria where he received his Rabbinical Degree. As a student Rabbi, he traveled from rural Australia to Kathmandu, Nepal to share the beauty of Torah with others.

Somewhere along the line he learned to tell jokes. 
Here's the setup for this one: The first time that Sadie was flying on an airplane, the air hostess realized that she was so scared that she gave her a magazine to keep her mind off her flight. And then...

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week - "The Stolen Camel"

Another Monday, another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're bringing you another joke from California, where Chabad of Downtown San Diego had a comedy night earlier this year.

It attracted joke tellers including Esther Richler, whose joke we're featuring this week.

Here's the setup:  Hymie Goldfarb's lifelong dream was to own a camel. So he retired and moved to Florida. He's fulfilling his dream and he's buying a camel. And every day he goes parading up and down Collins Avenue. And then...

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A Joke to Start the Week - "Your Back Lights Are Not Working"

A few weeks ago, our joke to start the week came from a Jews Telling Jokes night earlier this year at Chabad of Downtown San Diego. Today we're sharing another joke from that event told by Rabbi Zalman Carlebach, spiritual leader of the shul. 

Rabbi Carlebach was born in Johannesburg and went to Torah Academy. He studied in Morristown, Leeds, England, and Pretoria where he received his Rabbinical Degree. As a student Rabbi, he traveled from rural Australia to Kathmandu, Nepal to share the beauty of Torah with others.

Somewhere along the line he learned to tell jokes. 

Here's the setup for this one:  A driver is stopped by a policeman. He asks why he was pulled over. "Was I speeding?" "No." "Do I not have a license?" "Yes, you have a license." The cop tells him "Your back lights are not working." And then...

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week - "Called up to the Torah"

Last week, our joke to start the week came from a Jews Telling Jokes night earlier this year at Chabad of San Diego. Today we're sharing another joke from that event told by Rabbi Zalman Carlebach, spiritual leader of the shul. 

Rabbi Carlebach was born in Johannesburg and went to Torah Academy. He studied in Morristown, Leeds, England, and Pretoria where he received his Rabbinical Degree. As a student Rabbi, he traveled from rural Australia to Kathmandu, Nepal to share the beauty of Torah with others.

Somewhere along the line he learned to tell jokes. Here's the setup for this one:  In shul, you get called up to the Torah to get honored. One guy who was going through quite tremendous financial troubles was asked by the gabbai to come up to the Torah. And then...

Enjoy!

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A Joke to Start the Week - "A Month of Inheritances"

Another Monday, another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're bringing you a joke from California, where Chabad of Downtown San Diego had a comedy night earlier this year. It attracted joke tellers including Gary Wolfson, whose joke we're featuring this week.

Here's the setup: Hymie says "What's wrong? You look terrible." Abe says "Oy, it's been such a crazy few months." Hymie says "Why? What happened?" And Abe says "Well, last month my cousin died. She was from Sydney, Australia, a very rich lady. She left me $50,000." And then...

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