Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
In 1987 Comedian Jackie Mason made an appearance at the annual gala for Tzivos Hashem, the international children's organization inspired by the Lubavitcher Rebbe.
The honoree was Mason's older brother Rabbi Bernard Maza. Mason used his classic observational humor to poke fun at cultural quirks, assimilation, and traditional Jewish life, while praising the vital work of instilling Jewish identity in youth.
His unique background as an ordained rabbi allowed him to connect deeply with the crowd, delivering rapid-fire punchlines that kept the room laughing.
Here is Mason's speech at the event honoring his brother. Enjoy!
Temple Rodef Shalom is a Reform Jewish congregation
located in the Northern Virginia suburbs just outside Washington, DC.
Since its founding in 1962, it has grown into the largest Jewish
congregation in Virginia, serving over 1,800 households from close–by
communities like McLean, Arlington, Falls Church, and Vienna.
Cantor Sydney Michaeli served for two
years as the Student Cantor at Temple Shaaray Tefila, and two years as
the Cantorial Intern at Park Avenue Synagogue, both on Manhattan’s Upper
East Side. While in school, Cantor Michaeli was a JDC Weitzman Fellow
for Global Jewish Leadership and a UJA Federation Graduate Fellow. She
has led multiple Birthright trips and participated in the iCenter’s
Birthright Israel Fellowship. Cantor Michaeli was ordained from Hebrew
Union College-Jewish Institute of Religion in May 2023 upon completing
her thesis and recital about the intersection of baroque oratorio and
Jewish music.
Today we join Temple Rodef Shalom in welcoming Shabbat with a jazzy version of V'Shamru, part of the Friday evening service.
For
almost half a century, from the 1930s to 1976, The Barry Sisters,
Claire and Merna, were the voice of Jewish jazz in recordings, nightclub
acts, and television appearances on The Jack Paar Show, The Tonight
Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
In this Throwback Thursday musical special, Claire and Merna perform wrote "All of Me", a popular song writtten in 1931 by Gerald Marks and Seymour Simons. They performed it on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1962.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt set in a shopping mall, staffer Jose posed as a driver of a parking lot shuttle. Customers thought that the shuttle would take them to the mall entrance, but the sign on the shuttle said "Park and Ride" and that's exactly what it did -- after they parked they were taken on a ride around the parking lot.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder reflects on Jewish attitudes toward comedy in a time of war.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: Gittel would nag her husband Moshe all the time. The only relief he would get was when he would go away with the mule and be a buyer and seller of scrap metal. From this he made a living. And then...
It's
hard to believe, but Andy Kaufman has been gone for 42 years. Kaufman,
for all the funny characters he portrayed, insisted on being known as a
song-and-dance man. According to his Wikipedia biography, Kaufman "was a popular and eccentric American entertainer, actor and performance artist." "Elaborate ruses and pranks were major elements of
his career. His body of work maintains a cult following and he continues
to be respected for his original material, performance style, and
unflinching commitment to character." Kaufman
came to prominence with his "Mighty Mouse" routine on the first
Saturday Night Live show. He portrayed a garage mechanic from an
unidentified European country on the sitcom Taxi, which also
starred Danny DeVito and Jewish actors Judd Hirsch (Alex) and Carol Kane
(Simka) and featured Dr. Joyce Brothers as herself in this episode. The character he played on Taxi,
Latka Gravas, had a Jewish and Eastern European feel to it even though
it was never specific. The dialect, language and rituals were all made
up, but whatever your ethnicity, they made it seem that they captured
some of the flavor of the "old country", whatever it was. Kaufman
was born in New York City and grew up in a middle-class Jewish family
in Great Neck, Long Island. He died at the age of 35 from a rare form of
lung cancer. For years his fans thought he was faking his death as
another elaborate prank. Here
is a video of Kaufman performing what he characterized as "A song which is sung every year at harvest time in the islands of the Caspian Sea." The performance is entirely in one of his "Foreign Man" dialects and the audience is only too happy to join him in his funny gibberish. Enjoy!
A
Korean-American musical prodigy who plays everything from violin to
guitar to piano, Dieker was raised in a devout Catholic home where she
played church music every Sunday with her three siblings.
But
after a rebellious stint in her 20s in which she struggled with
addiction and depression and gave up religion, Dieker stumbled into an
unusual gig with a traveling Jewish prayer band in Kansas City.
Dieker got sucked into the world of bar mitzvahs, Jewish holidays and
Shabbat, and before she knew it was rediscovering spirituality – this
time from a Jewish vantage point.
Dieker started working at a Reform synagogue
in 2012 as a pianist, quickly picking up Hebrew and helping lead songs
during services. A year later she became the musical director at The
Temple-Congregation B’nai Jehuda in Overland Park, Kansas, working with
the rabbi to redesign the congregation’s High Holiday services.
Her interest in Judaism deepened, and she took her first trip to Israel.
On Hanukkah 2016 she formally converted to Judaism. She chose for herself the Hebrew name Rafaela Zimra.
In this video, Dieker joins the clergy of Temple Israel in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan in welcoming Shabbat in a most unusual way with Lecha Dodi.
If you were expecting a joke today, we're sorry to disappoint you. Today is Tisha B'Av,
an annual fast day in Judaism which commemorates the destruction of the
First and Second Temples in Jerusalem and the subsequent exile of the
Jews from the Land of Israel. The day also commemorates other tragedies which occurred on the same
day, including the Roman massacre of over 100,000 Jews at Betar in 132 CE. Instituted by the rabbis of 2nd-century Palestine, Tisha B'Av
is regarded as the saddest day in the Jewish calendar, a day in which
all pleasurable activity is forbidden, and is marked by synagogue
attendance the night before and during the day. But that doesn't mean
there's no singing, or more accurately, chanting.
The highlight of the day's service is the chanting of the megillah of Eicha (Lamentations), written by the prophet Jeremiah. Eicha is read in synagogues and in groups meeting indoors and outdoors. If
Eicha's dirge-like melody and mournful lyrics don't speak to you,
there's another musical way to get into the mood. In 1975 Don McLean performed his hit song Babylon in front of a live audience in Dublin and had them singing along with him. The lyrics are just perfect for Tisha B'Av, adapted from Psalm 137 in Tehilim (The Book of Psalms).
Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
In
this classic episode the Candid Camera team rigged an office to look like a robbery had just taken place. Allen Funt played the role of the victim who was bound and gagged. This prank was designed to explore social behavior, examining whether individuals choose to intervene or ignore someone seemingly in distress. What would you do if you walked into the office and witnessed the scene? Unbind him? Call the police? Or just walk away?
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar takes a deep dive into singer Lana Del Ray's hit song Summertime Sadnessand ridicules its premise.
He says "Summertime sadness? Summertime is the best time ever. The only time you have summertime sadness is if you order watermelon and it's not sweet enough. The only time you have summertime sadness is if you don't have air conditioning in your house."
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: Rabbi Mendel Kaplan is at home and the phone rings. He picks up the phone and says "Hello." And at the other end the man says "This is the Internal Revenue Service." And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman 38
years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 72 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations. We are looking forward to seeing her perform on Sunday, February 14, 2027 at the Kings Point Theatre in Delray Beach, Florida.
Rita is at her best when observing the differences between men and women in life, relationships, and of course, sports. From her hit comedy special LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS, Rita hilariously takes on communication, her husband's hypochondriac tendencies, and their relationship to sports.
Kehillat Beth Israel is simultaneously Ottawa’s oldest and newest
congregation. While its legacy congregations have more than 100 years of
history, Kehillat Beth Israel Congregation was founded on July 1st,
2016 through the amalgamation of Agudath Israel Congregation and
Congregation Beth Shalom. The congregation has become “stronger
together” and has become a flagship congregation for Canada’s National
Capital Region.
A native of Montreal, Canada, Cantor Jason Green (lyric tenor) began singing
at age 6 as a child soprano in his Synagogue’s choir. He became its
conductor at age 15, under the tutelage of Stephen Glass. He continued
his vocal development and knowledge of repertoire by joining the Shaar
Hashomayim Synagogue Choir in 1992, soon afterwards becoming its
associate conductor.
In this video Cantor Green sings V'Shamru, part of the Friday night service.
Allan Sherman dominated the world of
song parody during the 1960s and recorded eight albums, starting with My Son the Folksinger. Listening
to or reading his lyrics is a crash course in pop culture of the 1960s,
with Sherman taking satiric swipes at summer camp, psychiatry, fad
diets, Hadassah ladies, school dropouts, and upward mobility. The popularity of his parodies got him many guest appearances on TV variety shows.
"Makin' Whoopee" is a song first popularized by Eddie Cantor in the 1928 musical Whoopee!. Gus Kahn wrote the lyrics and Walter Donaldson composed the music for the song as well as for the entire musical.
We
just came across a rare video of Sherman singing "Taking Lessons," a parody of
"Makin' Whoopee" on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1967. Here is the video of him singing the song, followed by a video clip of Eddie Cantor singing "Makin' Whoopee", the basis for Sherman's takeoff.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt set in a Fashion Bug store in California in 2002, Linda, a Candid
Camera staffer, posed as a clerk trying to sell reduced price underwear. Watch their reactions when they find out that the items were previously worn, washed, and returned.
In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
We posted the
first
of this series in May 2020. Now that the Forverts is continuing the
series, we'll continue sharing some of the words and phrases as a regular feature of
Jewish Humor Central. Today
we get to learn the Yiddish words for trains.
It's another Monday, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a joke by Rabbi Bob Alper.
Rabbi
Bob Alper is the world's only practicing clergyman doing stand-up
comedy... intentionally.
His fresh, contemporary, and totally "unorthodox" style has been
delighting audiences internationally, from the top NY comedy clubs to
The World Bank and The National Comedy Center. And his unique brand of
intelligent, 100% clean humor appeals to people of all faiths.
Bob's
a special favorite on the clean comedy channels of Sirius/XM Satellite
radio, and he's appeared on Showtime, CNN, and Good Morning America.
Here's
the setup: A guy said to his friend "You know, I had one of the most exciting nights of my life last night. I went out on the town with my girlfriend and her twin." And
then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Rodney
Dangerfield (1921-2004) was a fixture on the standup comedy circuit
during the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. His appearances on the Ed Sullivan
Show, the Dean Martin Show and all the late night shows solidified his
place in the world of comedy. Born
Jacob Rodney Cohen on Long Island, Dangerfield (he took the name from a
character in a skit on the Jack Benny Show) had a career that went
beyond standup comedy to the movies and to his own comedy club,
Dangerfield's, in Manhattan. We
found a video clip of Dangerfield on the Redd Foxx show at the peak of his popularity in
1978. In five minutes, he fires off a barrage of one-liners to the
delight of the audience. Enjoy!
Temple Beth El of Hollywood, Florida opened its doors in 1957 when its first service was held in a meeting room of the Hollywood Beach Hotel. At that time, the congregation boasted approximately two dozen families, all of whom had a vision - a traditional Reform congregation in the heart of Hollywood. Through the generosity and dedication of several of these families, Temple Beth El became a reality and grew into the focal point of Reform Judaism in southern Broward County.
Last week the congregation had a Bluegrass Shabbat and their Kabbalat Shabbat service inluded a version of Lecha Dodi in the style of John Denver's Country Roads.
We've been welcoming Shabbat in many ways, and today is no different.
The Ramones were an American punk rock band formed in the New York City neighborhood of Forest Hills, Queens,
in 1974. Known for helping establish the punk movement in the United
States and elsewhere, the Ramones are often recognized as one of the
first bands of the genre. Although they never achieved significant
commercial success during their existence, the band is highly
influential in punk culture.
All members adopted pseudonyms ending with the surname Ramone, although none were biologically related; they were inspired by Paul McCartney, who used the stage name Paul Ramon when the Beatles were still calling themselves The Silver Beetles. The Ramones performed 2,263concerts, touring virtually nonstop for 22years, and released fourteen studio albums. In 1996, after a tour as part of the Lollapalooza music festival, they played a farewell concert in Los Angeles and disbanded.
Two of the four members were Jewish. Lead singer Joey Ramone (Jeffrey Ross Hyman) was born into a Jewish family in Queens, New York, and grew up in the heavily Jewish neighborhood of Forest Hills. Drummer and producer Tommy Ramone (Tamás Erdélyi) was born in Hungary to Jewish parents who were Holocaust survivors.
They were very popular from 1974 to 1996. Here is a video of one of their biggest hits, Bitzkrieg Bop. Enjoy!
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this classic stunt Candid Camera co-host Dina Eastwood poses as a traffic enforcement officer visiting suburban homes to issue fake citations for minor parking infractions. Residents react with confusion and frustration while attempting to defend their parking habits on private property.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: Abe and Sadie had a little store on Delancey Street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. They sold Jewish religious articles. But business had been declining. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Robert Klein
was the first to have a standup special on HBO. He is legendary due to
his smart humor and funny insights into the everyday. He is 84 now and doesn't have any performances
currently scheduled, but he was in his prime in 1986 when he performed
on Broadway.
In this piece from Robert Klein's 1986 HBO stand-up special, he takes the audience on a comedic journey through our political history from founding father George Washington to man on the moon Neil Armstrong, throwing in a little corruption on the way.
Leigh Nudelman is an Ashkenazi South African Jewish singer, who is single-handedly reviving Yiddish music in Johannesburg. A fourth generation South African, Leigh eloquently describes the power of Yiddish to connect her to her ancestors, just as she expresses the struggles and joys of being Jewish in South Africa today.
In this video, Nudelman and her Beis Clef ensemble sing the traditional Kabbalat Shabbat song Lecha Dodi. Beis Clef is a Johannesburg-based Jewish community that explores Jewish identity through music, ritual and creative expression. Their monthly Friday night gatherings bring together traditional liturgy, contemporary arrangements and communal singing in an intimate home setting.
Today is the Seventeenth day of Tammuz, the start of a three week period that ends with the Ninth day of Av (this year, on July 22-23). During this period Jews worldwide lament the destruction of the Holy Temples in Jerusalem so many years ago.
It's hard for us to feel the sadness and desolation of the destruction because we never personally felt the joy of experiencing the celebrations and rituals that took place in the Temples.
But we have a modern counterpart of sorts that we can relate to by recognizing the desolation that has come to the hundreds of once-regal Catskills hotels that brought pleasure and recreation to American Jews in the 1960s through the 1990s.
Not that we're comparing the hotels to the Temples, but in a sense the hotels were temples of Jewish life in their heydey.
Here's a nostalgic video made up of postcards showing the facades of many of the older Catskills hotels, some of which you may remember visiting, or at least seeing the directional signs posted at highway exits. The music in the background is the Yiddish songVus is geven, is geven, un nit do (What was, was, and can never be again.)
"It's Good to be the King," as Mel Brooks said in one of his roles in History of the World, Part I. And on June 28 Brooks, the king of comedy, celebrated his 100th birthday.
Following the celebration, the comedy legend received massive tributes and honors for his unparalleled contributions to entertainment. A highly acclaimed two-part documentary, Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man!—directed by Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio—is currently available to stream on HBO Max.
One of the tributes to Brooks is a short 2 minute commentary on his life so far on ABC News. We're showing the video below.
Over the years, we have posted 38 posts about Brooks and his many films. If you're a real Brooks fan, these are posts that you'll want to watch again and again. Here's a link to all of them. Enjoy!
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
Learning Out Loud
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by R. Ephraim Glatt, Esq. Question: How animated and loud should one become
when learning in a Beis Medrash with other people? Short Answer: There is a
dis...
Europe Refused
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Here is a Dry Bones cartoon on the Islamist threat to Europe. It is from
2004. As bad as things are in Europe, now Spain has opened it's border with
Nor...
Mamdani’s Selective War Criminals
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Zohran Mamdani spent basically his entire mayoral campaign promising he
would personally arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if the man dared set foot in New
York ...
Was Benoît Mandelbrot Jewish?
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Yes, Benoît Mandelbrot was a Jew. The Times obituary says he, "was born on
Nov. 20, 1924, to a Lithuanian Jewish family in Warsaw. In 1936 his family
fled ...
Thoughts on the Haggadah by Rabbi Eli Teitelbaum
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We just recently were able to find the latest version of my fathers, Rabbi
Eli Teitelbaum Z”L, thoughts on the Haggadah and conve...
Hamantaschen: The Symbolism behind Purim Cookies
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Purim is a celebration of masquerade, Mishloach Manot, Hamantaschen and
book of Esther reading. Every Jewish holiday focuses on a special dish and
the tria...
Thank you for your support!
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offenders ...
A chat with some protesters…
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Originally posted on don of all trades:
Hi protesters, it’s me, Don. Do you remember me? No? I’m a police officer.
We’ve met before. Excuse me? Did you say...
Jerusalem Walking Tours for Sukkot
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It is about time that I brought back my “Jerusalem: Meet Jerusalem” walking
tour series. And while I am nearing completion on a few new ones that I
hope to...
Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam
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Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company,
comes this devilish concoction. Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a
shmear, mak...