Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with a version of Lecha Dodi sung by two cantors from two Reform synagogues in New Orleans.
This Lecha Dodi was recorded earlier this month at a Jazz Festival Shabbat at New Orleans' Touro Synagogue. The singers are Touro's Cantor Kevin Margolius and Cantor Rebecca Garfein from nearby Temple Sinai.
Ron Eliran (Menachem Leizerovich) was born in Haifa, British Mandate of Palestine.
He was the middle child among three siblings. His Polish-Jewish parents
ran a bakery. In the late 1950s, he formed one of the first Israeli
folk-style duos, Ran and Nama with Nechama Hendel.
In 1958, Ed Sullivan
visited Israel looking for young performers to appear on a special show
celebrating Israel's tenth anniversary. Eliran and Hendel were the
finalists. While the name Ran was not a problem for English speakers,
they could not pronounce Nechama, so the duo became known as "Ran and
Nama." After their television appearance, the duo toured the United States for a year and a half. Eliran was the first Israeli singer to perform in Las Vegas.
Here are Ran and Nama singing Ana Pana Dodech on The Ed Sullivan Show 68 years ago.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In this classic Candid Camera stunt, Peter plays the role of a car rental agent at Los Angeles International Airport and tries to convince customers to rent a car that runs on flashlight batteries.
20
foods that most Americans consider "just American" carry Jewish
histories that the mainstream food industry erased through
commercialization.
These foods that we eat every day are actually Jewish — 20 foods found in kitchens, delis, bakeries, and grocery stores worldwide that originated from Jewish culinary traditions, were popularized by Jewish immigrants, or were invented by Jewish food entrepreneurs.
Most people eat these daily without knowing the Jewish connection — from the bagel you had this morning to the pastrami on your sandwich to the seltzer in your fridge to the cheesecake on your dessert menu.
The "Bloodlines and Borders" YouTube channel posted a video identifying all 20 — what each food is, how it traces to Jewish origin, which Jewish immigrant communities brought them to America, how Jewish delis and bakeries turned regional foods into national staples, why New York deli culture is fundamentally Jewish, and which foods were adapted from Eastern European Ashkenazi tradition versus Sephardic or Mizrahi origin.
All except one are kosher, the exception being the Reuben sandwich which contains both corned beef and swiss cheese. But it still has two possible Jewish origin stories, having been created either by New York restaurateur Arnold Reuben or Reuben Kulakofsky, a Jewish grocer in Omaha, Nebraska.
It's another
Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a
joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier
Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe.
He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and here's
the setup: A grandpa sponsors his grandson David's Hebrew school experience. He wants to see how his grandson is doing. So one Sunday morning he visits David's Hebrew school located near a temple. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Fifty-eight years ago Joan Rivers had her own show called That Show. Each episode had a theme and Joan did an opening monologue based on the day's topic. The show also featured an expert on the subject and a celebrity guest.
Here's Joan in the first episode of That Show in 1968. Enjoy!
The
holiday of Shavuot starts tonight. Although the two day
holiday (one day in Israel) commemorates the giving and receiving of the
Torah, it is the least well known and the least observed of the three
pilgrimage festivals. Shavuot
doesn't have the vibrant visual symbolism of Pesach and Sukkot. Besides
the festive meals that are part of every Jewish holiday, there is an
emphasis on all night study and the reading of the Megillah of Ruth in
the synagogue.
Here's a refresher from Israel's Ministry of Foreign Affairs, offering six facts about the holiday, one of which we didn't know about until today.
We'll
be observing the two days of Shavuot tomorrow and on Shabbat, attending
classes, eating cheesecake, and reading the Megillah of Ruth
with new insight. We'll be back on Sunday with our usual mix. Shabbat shalom and chag sameach!
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt set in a California donut shop, Peter stands behind the counter of a nearly empty Winchell's doughnut shop, attempting to sell the final remaining treat to unsuspecting customers. As patrons arrive expecting a full selection, Peter offers creative explanations for the depleted stock to gauge how each person reacts to the limited inventory.
For the second year in a row, Israel finished in second place at
the Eurovision Song Contest, beaten only by Bulgaria’s Dara with
“Bangaranga.”
The song that took second place was performed by Israel's Noam Bettan, who sang in Hebrew, French, and English.
As Amy Spiro wrote in The Times of Israel,
Saturday night’s achievement came after months of speculation,
hand-wringing, allegations, and reforms surrounding the Eurovision
voting process. Which begs the questions: How did Israel actually fare
in the voting breakdown, and did the changes introduced this year affect
the outcome?
Israel still did notably well in the voting from the public, coming
in third place in the televote. But, bucking predictions, it was
actually the jury votes that pushed Bettan to a second-place finish, after he picked up support from the majority of the professional panels at the grand final.
All 35 countries taking part in the Eurovision select a seven-member
jury made up of music professionals, who each rank every performance,
are instructed to vote solely based on artistic merit, and are forbidden
from discussing or coordinating their votes with each other.
Enforcement of those rules, of course, is largely impossible.
The European Broadcasting Union appeared to want the juries to have a
cooling effect on the more volatile popular vote — bringing them back
this year in the semifinal rounds after they were scrapped in 2023. But
when it came to support for Israel, Bettan appeared to win over many on
the juries with his smooth vocals, solid performance, and unwavering
stage presence.
Last year, Raphael received
only 60 votes from the juries, coming in a middling 14th, but she
topped the televote to send Israel soaring to second overall. This year,
Bettan received 123 points from the professional panels, putting Israel
in eighth place after he received at least some jury points from 22 of
the 34 voting countries. Last year, Raphael got jury points from only 14
of the 36 nations.
Here is a video of Bettan's performance in the Eurovision Grand Final.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: It was 1936. Morris had decided to flee his native Germany. He sold everything he had, took the cash, and converted it to gold. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Today
we're sharing one of Victor Borge's early standup comedy routines (actually sitting down.)
Victor Borge
(1909-2000) was a Danish comedian, conductor and pianist who achieved great
popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe. His blend
of music and comedy earned him the nickname "The Clown Prince of
Denmark","The Unmelancholy Dane", and "The Great Dane."
He was born as Borge Rosenbaum to a Jewish family in Copenhagen. His parents
were both musicians. He began piano lessons at the age of two, and it was soon
apparent that he was a prodigy. He gave his first piano recital when he was
eight years old, and in 1918 was awarded a full scholarship at the Royal Danish
Academy of Music.
When the Nazis occupied Denmark during World War II, Borge was playing a
concert in Sweden, and managed to escape to Finland. Even though Borge did not
speak a word of English upon arrival, he quickly managed to adapt his jokes to
the American audience, learning English by watching movies. He took the name of
Victor Borge, and, in 1941, he started on Rudy Vallee's radio show, but was
hired soon after by Bing Crosby for his Kraft Music Hall program.
Most of his humor centered on his relationship with his beloved piano and the
funny variations on classical music that he created and performed to the
delight of his audiences. In
this 1967 video clip from the Hollywood Palace TV Show, Borge previews safety features on new pianos.
Enjoy!
Today is erev Shabbat and also Yom Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Day). It's an Israeli national holiday that commemorates the reunification of East Jerusalem (including the Old City) with West Jerusalem following the Six-Day War of 1967, which saw Israel occupy East Jerusalem and the West Bank, effectively annexing the former.
It is celebrated annually on 28 Iyar on the Hebrew calendar, and is marked officially throughout Israel with state ceremonies and memorial services.
Let's enjoy the day with a nostalgic look back at some scenes from the Old City 59 years ago accompanied by Meir Levy singing Naomi Shemer's Jerusalem of Gold.
Tony Martin, born as Alvin Morris to a Jewish family in San Francisco, was a singer of popular music and was known as one of the last big stars from Hollywood's golden age of musicals.
His career spanned over seven decades, and he scored dozens of hits between the late-1930s and mid-1950s with songs such as Walk Hand in Hand, I Love Paris, Stranger in Paradise, and I Get Ideas. He was married to actress and dancer Cyd Charisse from 1948 until she died in 2008.
In this video clip from 1946, Martin sings Jerome Kern's All the Things You Are.
Don Rickles, known as the king of insult comedy, would have been 100 years old this week. He died at age 90 in 2017, but he left behind a legacy of comedy performances that included a long list of genres -- American culture, self-deprecation, everyday life, religion, current events, shock, satire, and of course...insults.
Born
in Queens with the name Rikhters to a Yiddish-speaking family, he began
doing stand-up comedy performing in hotels in the Catskill Mountains in
New York. He became known as an insult comedian by responding to his
hecklers. The audience enjoyed these insults more than his prepared
material, and he incorporated them into his act.
Rickles was a regular on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, appearing more than 100 times over the course of 30 years.
Today we're posting a compilation of some of Rickles' most hilarious insults and quick-witted comebacks ever captured on late-night television.
We've been following Elon Gold and posting some of his shtick on Jewish Humor Central for the last 17 years.
Elon is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. He starred in
the television series Stacked. He also starred in the short-lived
sitcom In-Laws.
Known for his impressions, including those of Jeff
Goldblum, Howard Stern and Jay Leno, Gold was a judge on
the ABC celebrity impersonation competition series The Next Best Thing.
Gold was also in the movie Cheaper by the Dozen as a cameraman from the
Oprah Winfrey show.
Gold attended the Westchester Day School in Mamaroneck, NY
and the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy (MTA)/Yeshiva University High School
for Boys in Manhattan, NY. He is a practicing Orthodox Jew.
Today
we're sharing a video clip of Gold commenting on Jews doing construction projects from building the pyramids to hanging a mezuzah. It's just as funny today as it would have been if we posted it on Passover.
Brad Zimmerman
is a funny guy. He has performed all over the country doing his own
stand-up comedy and has been the opening act for more famous performers
including Joan Rivers, George Carlin, Billy Crystal, and Gary Shandling. Brad combines years of acting training and standup, which is evident in
Brad’s true pride and joy; his one man show, My Son the Waiter, a Jewish Tragedy, and he has been working on it since 2005.
In this week's Joke to Start the Week, we're sharing Brad's version of a Jewish mother's reaction to her son being sworn in as President of the United States.
Born in New Jersey, raised in Atlanta, and the 2012 winner of Houston's
Funniest Person, Matthew Broussard is not exactly sure where he's from. The son of a Cajun father and Jewish mother, Matthew earned a degree in Applied Mathematics and had a job as a
financial analyst before moving to West Hollywood to pursue stand-up
comedy full time. His brand of playful, witty humor covers topics from
physics and grammar to the hardships of looking like an 80s movie
villain.
He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon,The League, The Mindy Project, Conan, Roast Battle,The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, the film Here Today with Billy Crystal and Tiffany Haddish, and has his own Half Hour Special on Comedy Central.
In this excerpt from his special, Hyperbolic, Matthew looks at antisemitism from his unique cultural perspective.
Yedid Nefesh (Friend of the Soul) is a piyyut (poem) usually sung on Friday night just before the Kabbalat Shabbat (Welcoming Shabbat) service begins. According to Wikipedia, this
beautiful poem is commonly attributed to the sixteenth century
kabbalist, Rabbi Elazar ben Moshe Azikri (1533-1600), who first
published it in Sefer Charedim
(published in Venice 1601). Azikri's philosophy centered around the intense
love one must feel for God, a theme that is evident in this piyyut. The first letters of each of the four verses make up the four letter name of God, known in English as the tetragrammaton.
This version of Yedid Nefesh was sung two weeks ago by a group of Chasidim at the grave of Rabbi Elazar Azikri in the Israeli city of Tzfat (Safed).
Today we're turning the calendar back 72 years to 1954 when Eddie Fisher sang I Need You Now, a popular song written by Jimmie Crane and Al Jacobs, on The Ed Sullivan Show. The recorded version reached number 1 on Billboard charts in 1954.
The
Ed Sullivan Show was a television variety program that aired on CBS
from 1948-1971. For 23 years it aired every Sunday night and played host
to the world's greatest talents.
We
remember Eddie as a giant (although he was short) of the pop music
world after he was discovered by Eddie Cantor at Grossinger's in the
Catskills where he was working as a bus boy. Fisher
was born in Philadelphia in 1928 and was the fourth of seven children.
He was the son of Russian-born Jewish immigrants, Gitte Winokur and
Joseph Tisch. His father's surname was changed to Fisher by the time of
the 1940 census. He
was not an observant Jew, but returned many times to sing at
Grossinger's, and that's where he and Debbie Reynolds were married.
Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
In
this classic episode the Candid Camera team rigged a mattress store with a Murphy bed that that swallows anyone who lies in it.
This Candid Camera episode took place 64 years ago in 1962.
Today is Lag BaOmer,
the 33rd day of the period between Pesach and Shavuot. Around the
world, the day is celebrated mainly in Jewish schools with children
going on picnics and hikes and playing with toy bows and arrows in the
field. In Israel, schools are closed for two days.
In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
Today we look at how the Lag BaOmer holiday and some of its features are described in the Yiddish language.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: It was closing time at the bar The drunk was ready to leave. He invited the drunk next to him to come to his apartment. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Today
we're sharing one of Alan King's early standup comedy routines,
recorded 57 years ago on The Ed Sullivan Show. Let's turn the clock back to 1969 and watch Alan in
his prime.
Kirk Douglas was a leading box-office star throughout the
1950s, known for serious dramas, including westerns and war films.
During his career, he appeared in more than 90 films and was known for
his explosive acting style. He was named by the American Film Institute the 17th-greatest male star of Classic Hollywood cinema.
Douglas was born Issur Danielovitch in Amsterdam, New York,
the son of Bryna "Bertha" and Herschel "Harry"
Danielovitch. His parents were Jewish immigrants from what is now Belarus,and the family spoke Yiddish at home.
His
father's brother, who emigrated earlier, used the surname Demsky, which
Douglas' family adopted in the United States. Douglas grew up as Izzy
Demsky and legally changed his name to Kirk Douglas before entering the
United States Navy during World War II.
But serious dramas were not his only acting roles. Douglas sang and danced a popular tune, A Whale of a Tale, in Walt Disney's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, a 1954 American science fiction adventure film. Adapted from Jules Verne's 1870 novel, the film also starred James Mason, Paul Lukas, and Peter Lorre. Photographed in Technicolor, the film was one of the first feature-length motion pictures to be filmed in CinemaScope. It was also the first feature-length Disney film to be distributed by Buena Vista Distribution.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was a critical and commercial success, being especially remembered for the fight with a giant squid, as well as Mason's definitive performance as the charismatic anti-hero Captain Nemo. The film won two Academy Awards for its art direction and special effects.
Here is a video of Kirk Douglas singing A Whale of a Tale from the movie. The full movie is available to watch on YouTube. Enjoy!
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt set in a gas station 24 years ago, customers pumping gas were informed by a loudspeaker announcement that the price was being increased by 14 cents a gallon while they were pumping. Watch their reactions!
Modi Rosenfeld is one of our favorite young comedians and we've posted many of his stand-up comedy routines and skits.
Born in Tel Aviv, Israel, Modi Rosenfeld moved to New
York City with his family when he was 7. Before entering comedy, he was a
Wall Street international banker. He now goes solely by the name Modi
and is known for creating accents and characters.
He
has made many appearances at the Just for Laughs festival, an annual
summer
event in Montreal and at comedy clubs around the world.
Modi will be appearing this Thursday evening, April 30 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
In this video of his appearance on The Tonight Show earlier this month, Modi's standup routine focuses on getting advice from his fans and generational differences.
It's another
Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a
joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier
Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe.
He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and here's
the setup: This woman comes to see the rabbi. She needs to speak to him. They end up talking for three hours. And then...
Some
of the best standup comedy was on TV shows and comedy specials in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s. Today we
continue our Sunday Standup series, sharing some of the classic routines
by iconic comedians on
Sunday editions of Jewish Humor Central.
Today we're sharing one of Jackie Mason's early standup comedy routines, recorded in 1961. Let's turn the clock back 65 years and enjoy Jackie in his prime.
From humble comic beginnings in New York, the Borscht Belt, and comedy
clubs around the country, Jackie Mason rose to be one the hottest comics
in America in the early 1960's.
Born
in Sheboygan, Wisconsin as Yacov Moshe Maza, Jackie Mason was raised on
the Lower East Side of Manhattan surrounded by rabbis. His
father, grandfather, great grandfather, and great, great-grandfather
were all rabbis, as are his three brothers. No surprise that at age 25,
Jackie Mason was ordained a rabbi.
Three years later, he quit his job in a synagogue to become a comedian
because, as he says, "Somebody in the family had to make a living."
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The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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