Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Jamaica Highlights Jewish Pirates and Jewish Reggae in Bid For Jewish Tourists

When you think of Jamaica (the Caribbean island, not the Queens neighborhood) you probably don't think of Jewish pirates or Jewish reggae artists, but after reading the front page article in yesterday's Wall Street Journal, we found enough connections to make these associations come to life.

In January, 200 academics, genealogists, and history buffs attended a conference on Jewish-Caribbean history in Kingston, Jamaica's capital.  Also present were editors of Jewish newspapers, including The Jewish Standard, who reported on their experiences at the conference.

Tourism officials on the island are eager to play up the Jewish connections in the hope that they will attract many Jewish visitors.  While signs of Jewish presence are visible in the form of  a synagogue, school, and a cemetery, it's still difficult to find kosher food.  Kingston's Hillel school, which runs on a Jewish calendar has 750 students, but only about 20 are Jewish.  The synagogue has no rabbi, and the Jewish community numbers only 200 people.  But then again, there are the pirates and the reggae, which makes them unique among Jewish communities.

As Tamara Audi reports in the Wall Street Journal,
Jamaica may have claim to one unusual historical chapter: Jewish pirates. Among them: Moses Cohen Henriques, who attacked Spanish ships loaded with silver, according to Edward Kritzler's Jewish Pirates of the Caribbean.

Mr. Kritzler, who attended the conference, is an American who has been in Jamaica on and off since the late 1960s. He's fond of wearing a Star of David pendant over shirts studded with skull and crossbones.

Many Jewish pirates, he writes, were "secret Jews" who converted to Catholicism in name only to survive the Inquisition, then fled to the Caribbean.
In the video below, Kritzler stands among the gravestones in a Jamaica cemetery with a group of tourists and relates the history of how some of the Jewish traders became pirates when they escaped from the Inquisition in Spain.

Today, finding a kosher kitchen can be tough. But the island is used to preparing vegetarian meals for its religious Rastafarian population—some of whom consider themselves a lost tribe of Israel and follow Jewish dietary restrictions forbidding shellfish and pork. One Kingston hotel recently purchased new cooking tools dedicated to kosher meals for guests.
Behn Goldis, a New York reggae artist and orthodox Jew whose stage name is BennyBwoy, calls himself "the original Jewmaican." A former Wall Street analyst, he was invited to the conference to perform. He did so wearing a yarmulke knitted in the colors of the Jamaican flag, braided hair and sunglasses decorated with gold snakes. "I'm not Jamaican. I just love the music and the people," Mr. Goldis said. "But I really am Jewish."
Here is a video of BennyBwoy, "The Original Jewmaican," performing his hit single, Rise Up.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

My Footprint: Comedian Jeff Garlin's New Book About His Battle to Curb His Weight


Comedian Jeff Garlin, the big guy who plays Jeff Greene, Larry David's Manager on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm, has just come out with a new book chronicling his battle to overcome his life-long weight problem by curbing his food addiction.

Garlin, who is also Curb Your Enthusiasm's executive producer, suffered a stroke as a result of his diabetes when he was 37.  He decided to write a diary of his progress toward his goal of losing 50 to 100 pounds, and My Footprint:  Carrying the Weight of the World is the result.

In addition to his work on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Garlin also spent three seasons on NBC's Mad About You in the role of Marvin, and has a variety of television and film appearances to his credit including Dr. Katz, Arrested Development, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Late Show with David Letterman, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Daddy Day Care, and WALL-E. He has also had his own HBO half-hour comedy special.

Garlin has been making the rounds of TV talk shows, where he has been saying that he is about half-way toward his weight reduction goal.

Here's a clip of Garlin on the Fox News talk show Huckabee with host Mike Huckabee discussing his book and his motivation in writing it.

Monday, March 8, 2010

After the Oscars: Our All-time Favorite Jewish Moments in Film

Because last night was Oscar night, we couldn't help thinking about our favorite Jewish moments in film.  The idea was triggered by an article in Heeb magazine online called The 100 Greatest Jewish Movie Moments.  We checked it out and found that we were in agreement with many of their selections, but had a few others of our own.  So we're sharing with you Jewish Humor Central's picks for 10 of the Best Jewish Moments in Cinema.  

We decided to limit our selections to those with clips available online.  So we had to pass on two of our favorites, the "He must be Jewish" line that the old lady speaks in Superman II when the superhero rescues the little boy from Niagara Falls, and the "Sunday?  That's Simchas Torah" line spoken by Val Kilmer in Top Secret.

We love them all, so it's hard to rank them.  Here they are.

Blazing Saddles (1974)
"Shvartzes?  Loz em gein!"

The Frisco Kid (1979)
Watch for the reaction when the rabbi realizes that all bearded black hatters are not necessarily landsmen.
 
Witness (1985)
This scene is the flip of the Frisco Kid scene as the little Amish boy reacts when he realizes the same truth.

Airplane (1980)
Ever see a plane with a beard and a tallit?  Air Israel comes through in this one.

Spaceballs (1987)
"May the Schwartz be with you!"

Fiddler on the Roof (1971)
What more can we say?  The opening number says it all.

The Lost Weekend (1947)
Don't try to hock your typewriter in New York on Yom Kippur.

For Your Consideration (Home for Purim) (2006)
We love everything about Purim, no matter how wacky things get.

When Do We Eat? (2005)
Pesach!  It's coming in only three weeks!

The Big Lebowski (1998)
How many times do I have to tell you?  "I'm a Shomer f------ Shabbos, and I don't roll on Shabbos."

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Tovah Feldshuh Goes Beyond Acting to Humor, Song, and Dance

If you're like us, you probably know Tovah Feldshuh as the Broadway star of Golda's Balcony, or more recently, Irena's Vow.  You may have seen her Emmy-nominated performances as defense attorney Danielle Melnick on Law & Order or her many other Broadway and TV roles.  But her comedy and singing talents haven't been as widely seen unless you've experienced one of her one-woman concerts.

Several years ago she began custom-tailoring her programs for individual clients and special events. She interviews prospective clients for the details of their community and/or event and weaves those facts into her concert, as well as selecting material of her own that is particularly appropriate for "that special evening".  In a show called Tovah: Out of Her Mind, Feldshuh sings songs from Gershwin to Judy Collins and inhabits a gallery of hilarious characters, ages 8 to 80, ranging from socialite Muffy Brooke Asthma Alsop on Park Avenue to Grandma Ada in the Bronx.

She has been hired by a variety of clients from the United Jewish Israel Appeal in the United Kingdom to St. Vincent's Hospital in New York City. In 1999, The Boston Globe chose her and her show as the best cabaret/concert of the year.
Here's a sampling from that show. 

After embodying Golda Meir in Golda's Balcony, Feldshuh created a show, Mining Golda:  The Journey to Golda Meir, telling the story of how she researched everything about Golda Meir before appearing on stage as the Israeli prime minister.  The show is an evening of theater recounting her creative journey in writing, staging, and performing that show, including her travels to Israel and into the very soul of Golda Meir, weaving song, story, and humor into an unforgettable experience.  Enjoy!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Comedy Showcase: Meet Mendy Pellin, Chasidic Comic and Funny News Reporter


"Every day for me is Purim.  I like to joke around, not take life too seriously."  That's a quote that Jewish Humor Central's Blogger-in-Chief would expect to be attributed to him or to many of his readers, but one very unlikely to be heard from a black-bearded Chasid in a black hat and black suit. 

Anyone who has seen and heard Mendy Pellin, the 27-year-old Chasidic comic and creator of The Mendy Report on chabadtube.com, knows otherwise.

Pellin made those comments in an interview with talk show host Brian Lehrer on his Brian Lehrer Live TV show, and his mock TV news programs, man-in-the-street interviews, and general funny shtick show that his true colors are not only black.

Pellin was born to a Chasidic family in Denver, Colorado. He spent most of his childhood growing up in Crown Heights, New York, home of the Chabad-Lubavitch movement. At age 7, he was already learning the tricks of the trade at a local puppet theater, but quickly moved on to baffle crowds all around the globe.

With nothing like his show in the Jewish world and over 50,000 viewers per broadcast, Mendy blends Chasidic spirituality with out-of-the-box humor. He aims to overcome stereotypes commonly attributed to ultra-Orthodox Jews.

As Gregory Beyer reported in The New York Times in January 2008,
Standing 6 feet 2 inches and wearing a long, dark beard, Mr. Pellin is aware that his appearance may suggest, to those outside the Hasidic community, an intense humorlessness. “The Mendy Report” is his lighthearted attempt to prove otherwise by parodying local, national and international news, in a style that sometimes recalls Comedy Central staples like “The Daily Show” or “The Colbert Report.” 
Here's a typical Mendy Report.  Because it's a Purim edition, it's even funnier than usual.

Pellin's shtick caught the attention of the Tonight Show and he was invited to be the rabbi in a segment introduced by Jay Leno involving a rabbi, a priest, and a minister -- one of the classic joke situations.  Here is a video of Pellin preparing for the show and delivering his joke on nationwide TV.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Funny YouTube Matzah Video Leads Michelle Citrin to Broadway


In yesterday's New York Times ArtsBeat blog, Patrick Healy reported that the creator of a musical adaptation of the 1993 Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan film, Sleepless in Seattle, was so enamored with a YouTube video featuring singer/songwriter Michelle Citrin, that he tapped her to write the music and lyrics for the show, which has a planned Broadway opening in February 2011.

The video, 20 Things to Do With Matzah, performed by Citrin and William Levin, first appeared on YouTube two years ago.  It has been viewed over one million times, many of them by David Shor, an entertainment executive who holds the rights to make a musical based on the film.  Shor sent the clip to his friends as a holiday greeting, and started a Facebook correspondence with Citrin which eventually led to bringing her on the team for the Broadway musical.  Josh Nelson and Michael Garin are also joining the team of songwriters and musicians.

Reporting the story in Theatre News, Andy Propst writes:
Singer/songwriter Citrin's work has earned her recognition as one of Billboard Music's "Top Songwriters," as well as a Great American Songwriting Honor and a place as finalist in Sony Music's future Rock Competition. Her work is also a fixture on YouTube, where she has released such songs as "Rosh Hashanah Girl," "20 Things to do with Matzah," and "Pass the Candle." Her latest CD, Left Brained Right Hearted will be released in the near future.
Reporting in Playbill, Andrew Gans quotes Shor:
"We are thrilled to have Michelle, Michael, and Josh on board to make this timeless musical sing in a contemporary, exciting way," said producer Shor in a statement. "The process that we went through to find our writing team is unique to say the least. We are glad we found them and are thrilled with the results of their collaboration. Who knew that Facebook and YouTube would break the mold to discover new voices for the theater?"
If you're not among the 1.2 million who have seen the "Matzah" video, here it is for your enjoyment.  Remember, Pesach is less than a month away!
(A tip of the kippah to Esther Kustanowitz for bringing this news to our attention.)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

More New Inventions For Jewish Life By Marvin Silbermintz

Way back in October 2009, when Jewish Humor Central was just getting started, we posted a video clip of Marvin Silbermintz, lead comedy writer for Jay Leno on the Tonight Show, showing his funny inventions for Jewish Life on a Chabad telethon.  As we said then, we knew Marvin when he lived in Fair Lawn, New Jersey, before he followed Jay to Los Angeles.

Well, we found another appearance by Marvin at another Chabad telethon a year later where he introduces a whole new set of funny inventions.  This new set includes:

- Dinnerware for the Jewish Home
- Bluetooth for Zayde
- The groom shoe
- Jewish tool kit
- Jewish mother quiz game
- Full feature prayer book
- Mezuzah kisser

We hope you enjoy this set, and if you missed the first set, we're repeating it at the bottom of this post.