Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Sinai Temple is a warm, welcoming Conservative Jewish synagogue in West Los Angeles. They pride themselves on providing engaging content for all ages and stages to connect and build community.
Last week Cantor Marcus Feldman led the congregation in a rousing version of Lecha Dodi set to the Gospel melody "Let it Shine" during the Temple's Unity Shabbat celebration.
On a Thursday night in Crown Heights, cholent takes center stage as a Shabbat preview. The slow cooked stew made for Shabbat tables becomes the excuse for a neighborhood-wide crawl.
Eitan Levine, a New York based writer and comedian, moves from legacy delis to newer spots, chasing kishka, perfectly cooked potatoes, and that deep, schmaltzy Jewish umami he calls Jewmami. What unfolds is more than a food review. It is a portrait of Crown Heights itself, where cholent is shared, debated, and held as a living piece of community.
In this video, Levine analyzes and tastes the cholent of five Brooklyn restaurants and gives each cholent a rating.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This requirehtd Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt, Peter poses as a hotel bellhop showing new guests their room, which has been fitted with a few noisy and bright slot machines. Watch their reactions!
We've been following Elon Gold and posting some of his shtick on Jewish Humor Central for the last 17 years.
Elon is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. He starred in
the television series Stacked. He also starred in the short-lived
sitcom In-Laws.
Known for his impressions, including those of Jeff
Goldblum, Howard Stern and Jay Leno, Gold was a judge on
the ABC celebrity impersonation competition series The Next Best Thing.
Gold was also in the movie Cheaper by the Dozen as a cameraman from the
Oprah Winfrey show.
Gold attended the Westchester Day School in Mamaroneck, NY
and the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy (MTA)/Yeshiva University High School
for Boys in Manhattan, NY. He is a practicing Orthodox Jew.
Today
we're sharing a performance by Gold at The Laugh Factory in which he takes a deep dive into Jewish holidays and how they tell us when to be happy and when to be sad.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
It's
an oldie but goodie that you've probably heard before, but like many of
these, we find it interesting to see the same joke told in a slightly
different way by a different joke teller.
Here's
the setup: It's the middle of the 1800s and this old Jewish merchant has to go to Omaha. And then...
Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man! is a 2026 two-part HBO Documentary Film directed by Judd Apatow and Michael Bonfiglio. It premiered on January 22 and is now streaming on HBO Max. The 216-minute documentary
explores the legendary comedian's life and career, featuring final
interviews with Rob Reiner and David Lynch.
Brooks, who will turn 100 on June 28, is one of 27 entertainers to win the EGOT, which includes an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. He received a Kennedy Center Honor in 2009, a Hollywood Walk of Fame star in 2010, the AFI Life Achievement Award in 2013, a British Film Institute Fellowship in 2015, a National Medal of Arts in 2016, a BAFTA Fellowship in 2017, and an Honorary Academy Award in 2024.
If you're a fan of this legendary comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director, this is a must see for your next movie night.
Here's a trailer for the two-part documentary. Enjoy!
Tonight we welcome another Shabbat with a powerful and uplifting rendition of Adon Olam featuring four of today’s leading cantorial voices — Yitzchak Meir Helfgot, Shimmy Miller, Israel Rand, and Yossi Schwartz — joined together in a moving musical moment.
Conducted by Moshe Slushitz (משה סלושץ), this special performance took place in Krakow a few weeks ago, blending historic atmosphere with timeless chazzanut, rich harmony, and shared spirit.
For
almost half a century, from the 1930s to 1976, The Barry Sisters,
Claire and Merna, were the voice of Jewish jazz in recordings, nightclub
acts, and television appearances on The Jack Paar Show, The Tonight
Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
In this Throwback Thursday special, Claire and Merna perform the Yiddish classic Rumania Rumania in a Yiddish karaoke singalong video with English translation by Henny Kupferstein.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this Candid Camera classic stunt set in a Los Angeles airport car rental office, a customer looking for her red rental car found a whole fleet of identical cars whose trunks all opened when she pressed the button on her key.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
Last year Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder spoofs British pronunciation of the English language.
It's another
Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a
joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier
Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe.
He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and here's
the setup: This Jewish father decides to send his child to a Christian prep school. David comes home from the first day at school. And then...
Bob Alper is an ordained 80-year-old Reform rabbi from Vermont who served congregations
for fourteen years and holds a doctorate from Princeton
Theological Seminary. But he's also a stand-up comedian with a thirty year comedy
career. He presents wonderfully unique material in a way that's
intelligent, sophisticated, and 100% clean. Since
2010 we have posted more than two dozen video clips of his stand-up
routines. Here's Bob on what happened in his teaching days when he asked third graders to write creative prayers.
Traditionally sung on Friday night during Shabbat dinner, Eshet Chayil (A Woman of Valor) is a tribute to the strength, beauty, and dignity of righteous women.
Eishet Chayil is a twenty-two verse poem with which King Solomon
concludes the book of Proverbs (Proverbs 31). The poem has an acrostic
arrangement in which the verses begin with the letters of the Hebrew
alphabet in regular order. The poem describes the woman of valor as one
who are is energetic, righteous, and capable.
In this heartfelt version by Dor Zamir, we bring you a unique melody that blends tradition with emotion.
The transliterated Hebrew text and English translation appear below the video.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
Eshet chayil mi yimtza v'rachok mip'ninim michrah
An accomplished woman, who can find? Her value is far beyond pearls.
Batach bah lev ba'lah v'shalal lo yechsar
Her husband's heart relies on her and he shall lack no fortune.
G'malathu tov v'lo ra kol y'mei chayeiha
She does him good and not evil, all the days of her life.
Darshah tzemer ufishtim vata'as b'chefetz kapeiha
She seeks wool and flax, and works with her hands willingly.
Haitah ko'oniyot socher mimerchak tavi lachmah
She is like the merchant ships, she brings her bread from afar.
Vatakom b'od lailah vatiten teref l'vetah v'chok l'na'aroteiha She arises while it is still night, and gives food to her household and a portion to her maidservants.
Zam'mah sadeh vatikachehu mip'ri chapeiha nat'ah karem She plans for a field, and buys it. With the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard.
Chagrah v'oz motneiha vat'ametz zro'oteiha She girds her loins in strength, and makes her arms strong.
Ta'amah ki tov sachrah lo yichbeh balailah nerah She knows that her merchandise is good. Her candle does not go out at night.
Yadeha shilchah vakishor v'chapeiha tamchu felech She sets her hands to the distaff, and holds the spindle in her hands.
Kapah parsah le'ani v'yadeiha shil'chah la'evyon She extends her hands to the poor, and reaches out her hand to the needy.
Lo tira l'vetah mishaleg ki chol betah lavush shanim She fears not for her household because of snow, because her whole household is warmly dressed.
Marvadim astah lah shesh v'argaman l'vushah She makes covers for herself, her clothing is fine linen and purple.
Noda bash'arim ba'lah b'shivto im ziknei aretz Her husband is known at the gates, when he sits among the elders of the land.
Sadin astah vatimkor vachagor natnah lak'na'ani She makes a cloak and sells it, and she delivers aprons to the merchant.
Oz v'hadar l'vushah vatischak l'yom acharon Strength and honor are her clothing, she smiles at the future.
Piha patchah v'chochma v'torat chesed al l'shonah She opens her mouth in wisdom, and the lesson of kindness is on her tongue.
Tzofi'ah halichot betah v'lechem atzlut lo tochel She watches over the ways of her household, and does not eat the bread of idleness. Kamu vaneha vay'ash'ruha ba'lah vay'hal'lah Her children rise and praise her, her husband lauds her.
Rabot banot asu chayil v'at alit al kulanah Many women have done worthily, but you surpass them all.
Sheker hachen v'hevel hayofi ishah yir'at Hashem hi tit'halal Charm is deceptive and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears God shall be praised.
T'nu lah mip'ri yadeiha vihal'luha vash'arim ma'aseha Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb is a 2014 American fantasy comedy film directed by Shawn Levy and written by David Guion and Michael Handelman.
It is the third (and final live-action) installment in the Night at the Museum film series, a sequel to Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009), and the final installment in the original trilogy.
The film stars Ben Stiller in the lead role, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Dan Stevens and Ben Kingsley as the Pharaoh.
In the film, security guard Larry Daley must travel to London to return
the Tablet of Ahkmenrah, an Egyptian artifact which causes the exhibits
to come to life, before the magic disappears.
In an encounter with the Pharaoh Ben Stiller has a funny exchange with Ben Kingsley in which they make oblique references to the Jewish enslavement in Egypt, the Exodus, and the Passover Seder.
Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
Today
we're sharing a classic episode from 1962 in which members of the Candid Camera crew visited a diner and started eating a particularly juicy grapefruit. Watch as individuals react to an unexpected shower of juice, displaying a range of reactions. Some skillfully dodge the spray, while others are less fortunate.
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar delivers
a stand-up routine filled with humorous observations about making aliyah, Israel's left-wing and right-wing split, grapefruit, foot fungus, and anti-semitism. Yes, it's quite a range of topics, but such is the nature of standup comedy, especially in Israel.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: A woman is about to hit a ball on a driving range, when she notices the guy next to her is hitting the ball in the wrong direction. And then...
Elon Gold and Modi Rosenfeld, two of our favorite comedians, frequently collaborate and have produced several popular
short "riff" videos online, often improvising on stage or in casual
settings.
In this video they try to outdo each other with funny and outrageous claims that purport to show how two Israelis engage in one upmanship, e.g. "You know the Dead Sea? I killed it." "You know the Dead Sea Scrolls? I found it." "I wrote them."
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with Oseh Shalom Bimromav as sung by the Triola Choir of Ra'anana, Israel, under the direction of its conductor, Itay Oren.
The Triola Choir meets weekly in Ra'anana and sings the beautiful songs of Israeli music and vocal works from around the world in special and moving arrangements.
Oseh shalom bimromav" is a Hebrew phrase from a prayer that means "He who makes peace in the high heavens". It is a blessing that asks that God may make peace for us and all of Israel, ending with the word "Amen". This phrase is found at the end of daily prayers, such as the Amidah and the Mourner's Kaddish, and expresses a longing for peace.
Today we're turning the nostalgia clock back 63 years to 1963 when Lesley Gore sang her hit song You Don't Own Me.
Gore, born Lesley Sue Goldstein, was
an American singer, songwriter, actress, and activist. At the age of
16, she recorded the pop hit "It's My Party", a US number one in 1963.
She followed it up with ten further Billboard top 40 hits including "Judy's Turn to Cry" and "You Don't Own Me".
Gore
recorded composer Marvin Hamlisch's first hit composition, "Sunshine,
Lollipops and Rainbows", on May 21, 1963, while "It's My Party" was
climbing the charts.
Gore later worked as an actress and television personality. She composed songs with her brother Michael Gore for the 1980 film Fame, for which he won an Academy Award.
Joel Chasnoff redefines the meaning of Jewish comedy. A stand-up comic
and best-selling author, Chasnoff is the only comedian who's also a
veteran of the Israeli Army. His hilarious take on Jewish life is clean,
hip, and wonderfully original; no wonder The Forward calls him the
comedic voice of his generation.
A Chicago native, Chasnoff has
performed at more than 1,000 fundraisers, universities, and festivals in
nine countries. On the road, he was the warm-up act for Jon Stewart and
Lewis Black of The Daily Show. He is also a frequent guest on NPR and
has appeared on ABC, NBC, and Israeli late-night television. In
this excerpt from one of his comedy presentations Joel reflects on his experience of having to explain to TSA agents why he has long leather straps (tefillin) in his carry-on bag.
What's your favorite brand of ice cream? Baskin-Robbins? Haagen Dazs? Ben & Jerry's? Talenti Gelato? Whichever one you choose, they all have something in common. They all were created by Jewish entrepreneurs.
Jews have pioneered the premium ice cream craze for 40 years, from Haagen Dazs to Ben & Jerry's and beyond. Irv Robbins, Burt Baskin, Reuben and Rose Mattus, Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, and Josh Hochshuler all were pioneers in development of these delicious treats.
Their stories were told in an article in The Tablet by Joan Nathan in 2012.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today. Yes, we know it's a real oldie, but we think it's still a goodie, and deserves a place in every Jewish joke teller's repertoire.
Here's
the setup: It was a cold, wintry, stormy day when two Orthodox Jews are looking for a place to take shelter. The closest place was a Catholic church. So they go into the church, sit in the very back, and then...
Cantor David Presler is a versatile, celebrity Entertainer, Cantor, and
Opera Singer with a dynamic and engaging personality, varied repertoire,
and powerful baritone voice.
His college degrees were earned in Music Education at the Aaron Copland
School of Music at Queens College as well as doctoral studies in Jewish
Education and Administration at Yeshiva University.
In this video David sings Eye of the Rebbe, a parody of the Rocky song Eye of the Tiger with music by Survivor and his own original lyrics.
Eye of the Tiger was written by Frankie Sullivan and Jim Peterik as the theme song for the 1982 film Rocky III and released that May as a single from Survivor's third album, Eye of the Tiger. The song combines hard rock with a post-disco beat.
The song reached number one on the charts of many countries. In the US, it was number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for six weeks, spent 15 consecutive weeks in the top 10, and was the second-bestselling single of 1982. It was certified platinum in August 1982, for sales of two million copies.
Tonight we welcome another Shabbat, the first Shabbat of the year 2026. Most congregations will sing the traditional song Ein Keloheinu toward the end of the Musaf service tomorrow.
Like many of the Shabbat liturgical poems, it can be sung to a variety of melodies. Today we're sharing a version in the Judeo-Spanish Ladino dialect, as sung recently by Cantor Risa Wallach of Temple Beth-El in Hillsborough, Somerset County, New Jersey.
We wish all our readers a very Happy New Year 2026 as we start the year with a standup routine by a comedian whom we haven't seen before.
Carmiya Weinraub is a DC-based comedian and comedy coach whose jokes
reveal what life is like being a mom of 5 kids (exhausting) and being an
observant Jew (exhausting, and kind of yummy). She has performed at
Standup NY, the DC Comedy Loft, and the Interfaith Comedy College Tour. She is a regular at local clubs in DC and Maryland.
Carmiya has been featured on NPR and the Washington Jewish Week for creating Interfaith Comedy, a nationally-touring show with comedians of different religions that aims to reduce prejudice and dispel myths.
She
has worked as a teacher, social worker, group facilitator,
vegetable-deliverer, and errand-avoider, all while raising 5 children.
In this video, Carmiya tells a comedy club audience why she doesn't want to talk to you at the grocery store.
Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
Do you remember the universal panic on New Years Eve 1999 as the calendar was about to turn to 2000? The whole world was on edge waiting to see if the Y2000 computer virus was going to wreak havoc with all computer programs. The Candid Camera crew took advantage of this situation by having a staff member pose as a company doctor and offering to vaccinate employees to prevent them from catching the virus. Watch them roll up their sleeves in anticipation.
The Yiddish folk love song Tumbalalaika
originated in Eastern Europe in the 19th century, but its exact origin
is hard to pinpoint. That hasn't prevented it from being sung and played
over and over, not only in places where Yiddish songs are sung, but
just about everywhere in the world, in vocal and instrumental versions,
in cabarets and in the movies.
Just as we have followed the songs Hava Nagila, Adon Olam, Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, and Abanibi
as they took different forms as interpreted by a wide variety of
singers, musicians, and dancers, we're continuing the series today that we started back in 2012, sharing our 29th version of this
universal courting and love
song.
This version is sung by ApiChorus, Harvard's premier Jewish a Cappella Group and an affiliated student organization of Harvard Hillel. Founded in 2023, ApiChorus is a coed group comprised of current students at Harvard University. They sing a diverse repertoire of Hebrew and English classics, represent a broad range of Jewish backgrounds, and perform at venues locally in Cambridge as well as in concerts across the globe.
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one. Here's the setup: A blonde decided she needed to make some money. She was going to go out and hire herself out as a handywoman. She went knocking door to door. She got to one house and she said "Are there any odd jobs you'd like me to do around the house?" And then...
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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