Showing posts with label Bernie Leibowitz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bernie Leibowitz. Show all posts

Monday, June 17, 2019

A Joke to Start the Week - "Don't Forget"


Another Monday, another Joke to Start the Week. Here's another one from the archives of Old Jews Telling Jokes.

Today's joke is told by Bernie Leibowitz, a retiree from the carpet business. Here's the setup: Molly says to Sam: "Sammy, go get me some ice cream. But please, write it down, because you're going to forget." And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, May 20, 2019

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Waiter and the Spoon"


It's another Monday already, and time for another Joke to Start the Week.

This week we're dipping deep into the Old Jews Telling Jokes archive to come up with an oldie but goodie as told by retired carpet businessman Bernie Leibowitz.

Here's the setup: My wife and I were in this famous restaurant in Philadelphia and where all the waiters wear tuxedos. And I noticed that they all had a spoon in their pocket. And then...

Enjoy!

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