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Tonight we welcome Shabbat and the seventh day of Pesach with an Egyptian version of Yigdal, the hymn that usually closes the Friday Night service.
This rendition has roots in Egyptian music, which is part of the tradition of Jenni Asher's family. This is the tenth version of the song that we've posted, and it's the first to use an Egyptian tune.
The song is a musical expression of Rabbi Moshe ben Maimon (Maimonides)’s Thirteen Principles of Faith.
We will not be posting on Sunday because we'll be in our Florida shul observing the last day of Pesach. We'll be back on Monday with another Joke to Start the Week.
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with the singing of Yigdal by Emeritus Hazzan Daniel Halfon of the Yad Harav Nissim synagogue in Jerusalem and a leading authority of the cantorial style of the western Sephardim.
A classically trained baritone, Halfon was born in England and grew up in London's ancient Spanish and Portuguese community under the tutelage of Rabbi Dr Abraham Levy z"l.
He studied Hazzanut with four of the outstanding cantors of the Western Sephardi tradition: Eliezer Abinun z"l, Abraham Beniso z"l, Abraham Lopes Cardozo z"l and Halfon Benarroch z"l.
As a young man he received the call from Congregation Shearith Israel in New York to serve as Hazzan, and over the past 30 years he has been invited to sing in Sephardi synagogues across the world.
In 2006 he was appointed by the President of the State of Israel as Hazzan of the Presidential Synagogue.
Daniel studied vocal production with Neil Semer and Kenneth Newbern in New York, and in Jerusalem with Jay Shir.
This spirited melody for Yigdal, which bears a striking, but probably wholly coincidental, resemblance to the Scottish folk song Coming Through The Rye, is a comparative late comer to the London repertoire. In all likelihood it was brought to Bevis Marks from the Netherlands by Hazzan Joseph Gomes de Mesquita (1878-1958). Although much loved, it is sung only occasionally on Shabbatot and Mo’adim.
In the Portuguese community of Amsterdam, by contrast, this tune is the standard Erev Shabbat melody. In addition it provides an endearing setting for the table song Yah Ribon.
Most synagogues conclude the Friday evening service with the liturgical poem Yigdal. Yigdal (Hebrew: יִגְדָּל means "Magnify [O Living God]") is a Jewish hymn which in various rituals shares with Adon Olam the place of honor at the opening of the morning and the close of the evening service. It is based on the 13 Articles of Faith formulated by Maimonides (The Rambam).
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translation can be found in any bilingual siddur in the language of the country where it is sung. Today
we're welcoming Shabbat with a traditional Ladino Sephardic version of Yigdal by Rabbi Hillel Lavery-Yisraeli of the Israel Center of Conservative Judaism of Flushing, New York, and Lara Traum. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Today we welcome Shabbat with a performance of Yigdal by The Atlanta Jewish Girls Choir. These words come from the tefilla (prayer) 'Yigdal' which speaks about the greatness of Hashem (G-d).
In this video, the girls sing while observing nature and beautiful scenery, which lets them ponder Hashem's greatness.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Yasmin Levy is an Israeli singer and songwriter of Judeo-Spanish music.
With her distinctive and emotive style, Levy has brought a new interpretation to the medieval Judeo-Spanish (Ladino) song by incorporating more "modern" sounds of Andalusian flamenco and traditional Turkish music as well as combining instruments like the darbuka, oud, violin, cello, and piano.
In this video Yasmin sings her interpretive version of Yigdal, a song traditionally sung at the end of Kabbalat Shabbat on Friday night.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Most synagogues conclude the Friday evening service with the liturgical poem Yigdal. Yigdal (Hebrew: יִגְדָּל means "Magnify [O Living God]") is a Jewish hymn which in various rituals shares with Adon Olam the place of honor at the opening of the morning and the close of the evening service.
It is based on the 13 Articles of Faith formulated by Maimonides (The Rambam).
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translation can be found in any bilingual siddur in the language of the country where it is sung. Today
we're welcoming Shabbat with a version of Yigdal by the Mizmor L'David Davening Team of Chicago's West Suburban Temple Har Zion. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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The Portnoy Brothers were born and raised in Manchester, UK and are currently living just outside of Jerusalem in Bet Zayit.
Sruli
and Mendy have been making music together for as long they can
remember. Two out of nine kids in a very musical family, they released their debut album "Learn to Love" after years of
hard work.
Their
sound is one that spans many genres but all of which maintain the
harmony of brothers. Whether they're with their full band, or performing
as a duo, their distinct sound always shines through.
Now they have a new Shabbat album in the works. Here is Yigdal, a lively adaptation of the traditional song that we sing at the end of the Friday night services.
Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!
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Most synagogues conclude the Friday evening service with the liturgical poem Yigdal. Yigdal (Hebrew: יִגְדָּל means "Magnify [O Living God]") is a Jewish hymn which in various rituals shares with Adon Olam the place of honor at the opening of the morning and the close of the evening service.
It is based on the 13 Articles of Faith formulated by Maimonides (The Rambam).
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translation can be found in any bilingual siddur in the language of the country where it is sung. Today we're welcoming Shabbat with a version from North Africa sung by Marlene Samoun, a French singer, accompanied by violinist Rachid Brahim-Djelloul. The lyrics alternate in Hebrew and French. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Enrico Macias, a native of French Algeria, has performed around the world, primarily in Europe and the Middle
East. Born to Jewish parents in 1938, he has not been allowed to return
to Algeria because of his ongoing support for Israel.
Today our Welcoming Shabbat post features Macias singing a Sephardic version of Yigdal Elohim Chai, the liturgical poem that concludes the Friday evening Shabbat service. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom. A
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Today we're welcoming Shabbat with a traditional song usually sung at the completion of the Friday evening service. But if you're familiar with Yigdal, it's unlikely that you've heard it the way it's played by Eden.
Comprised of three
childhood friends growing up with a love for music, Eden is a Jewish Rock trio
from Brooklyn, New York that has been an explosive musical force from its
inception.
Having performed before audiences numbered from hundreds to
thousands, Eden’s powerful message of spirituality and joy has spread to people
all over the world. Their musical influences cover the gamut of rock, ranging
from the earliest roots of folk to the most modern explosive metal and
everything in between.
So get ready to rock into Shabbat with a most unusual version of Yigdal.
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Here's another in our series of showcasing Jewish singing and instrumental groups that are relatively new on the scene.
We think this video offers a melodic and fresh way of welcoming Shabbat with an unusual twist -- a bluegrass version of Yigdal, the song that ends the Friday night Shabbat service. We're calling attention to two groups here, Kol Ish, an otherwise a cappella group that got its start at the University of Maryland, and Key Tov, a Chicago-based wedding band that takes Kol Ish out of its usual instrument-free mode and enriches their sound with a solid bluegrass beat. In this music video, a Kol Ish singer stops on his way to synagogue to pick up a tiny yellow flower, which he takes with him. Nodding off during the service, thoughts of the flower transport him to a farm, where he strolls among the flowers and animals and is joined by the other Kol Ish singers. As the song (and the service) ends, his colleagues wake him and he leaves the shul wearing a straw cowboy hat. Was it a dream? We'll let you decide. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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