Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Social media sensation Yohay Sponder has gone viral with his charming
and unapologetic comments on Jews in general, Israeli Jews
specifically, and overall audience interaction on topics ranging from
political correctness (or not), Muslims, women, terrorists, gays, and
the Holocaust — many things people are feeling, but stand back from
expressing.
Since 2016, Sponder has been producing “Funny Monday,” an Israeli standup comedy
show in English that, among other things, touches upon current events
from an Israeli-Jewish point of view.
In this video, Sponder uses humor to explain the differences and conflicts between Ashkenazi and Mizrachi Jews.
Yesterday was Ladino Day, a celebration of Sephardi culture. Yiddish instructor Moishele Alfonso attended the 7th annual event at the Center for Jewish History in
New York City. There,
he found several Yiddish speakers and chatted with them in order to
find out what brought them there.
Ladino Day is an educational and celebratory program that centers the
Ladino (Judeo-Spanish) language through story and song, and with
lectures and reflections from scholars, activists, and community
members.
Due to demographic displacement, the destruction wrought by the
Holocaust, and the pressures of assimilation, the number of native
Ladino speakers has declined rapidly in the last 100 years: UNESCO has
even designated Ladino an endangered language.
The language is being kept alive by colleges such as the University of Washington and Jewish organizations such as YIVO which conduct Sephardic Studies programs and annual celebrations with stories and song.
Moishele's video is in Yiddish, with English
subtitles.
Enjoy!
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Oftentimes, Jewish people depicted in the media typically appear to be of European descent, yet most Jews don’t fit into this category.
While the two largest groups of Jews in North America are Ashkenazi Jews from countries like Germany, France and Eastern Europe, and Sephardic Jews from Portugal and Spain, there are also Mizrahi Jews from the Middle East, Ethiopian Jews, and so many more across the globe.
Although there are many differences between these groups such as the languages they speak, the foods they eat, or even the Jewish customs and traditions they keep, they all share the core connection of Judaism and are a part of one peoplehood.
This video, part of the The Z3 Project, an initiative of the Oshman Family JCC in Palo Alto, CA.
Promoting a stronger relationship between Diaspora Jewry and Israel, the Z3 project is dedicated to
modeling how Zionism can evolve, and how Jewish communities can come together for meaningful discussions
about the Diaspora and Israel.
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Modi Rosenfeld is one of our favorite young comedians and we've posted many of his stand-up comedy routines and skits.
Born in Tel Aviv, Israel, Modi Rosenfeld moved to New
York City with his family when he was 7. Before entering comedy, he was a
Wall Street international banker. He now goes solely by the name Modi
and is known for creating accents and characters.
He
has made many appearances at the Just for Laughs festival, an annual
summer
event in Montreal and at comedy clubs around the world. In this video at the Funny Bone comedy club in Columbus, Ohio., Modi rants about the ways Ashkenazi Jews name their babies. Modi
has a wide range of funny persona. Sometimes he appears as a Chasid in
full black dress, other times as a typical Jewish stand-up comic, and
others as a non-denominational general comedian. This video shows him
without any ethnic attributes. Any way we look at it, we think he's
funny.
Enjoy!
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Ashkenazi and Sephardi/Mizrachi Jews have many language and cultural barriers to bridge. This video, posted by the outreach organization Aish HaTorah features great banter and comedy as Ashkenazim have to guess the
meaning of Arabic and other Sephardi (in the loose sense of Sephardi)
words, while their counterparts have to struggle with Yiddish! Who will
win the war of words?
Beneath the fun and games, Eli Birnbaum, Moshe Levy, Shloimie Gertner,
Mark Jacobs and some Chassidic guests from Stamford Hill navigate:
Feshnogges (an Ashkenazi Jewish Jelly delicacy), Allah Ma'ak (Middle
Eastern blessing), Schmaltz herring (European Jewish fish delicacy), Ich
faf dich uhn (Yiddish for 'I whistle on you!'), Mabrouk (Arabic version
of 'Mazel Tov'), Mimulaim (Syrian Jewish stuffed cabbage), Ich hob dich
in dem boidem (even one of the Ashkenzis struggles with that one!)
Kubaneh (OK, that's actually Yemenite, a traditional yeast bread), Ful
Medames (so is that, and its a bean dish) Pashkevilim (Yiddish poster
announcement), Yoch (East European Jewish word for soup), Farglivet
(Yiddish for 'greasy'), Farblondjet (Yiddish for 'lost' or 'hopeless'),
Mahasha (Indian stuffed peppers),
But behind the hilarious struggles to understand each others words, is a
message of Jewish unity. Whatever the words, and whatever cultural
differences Asheknazi Jews and Sephardi / Mizrahi/ Yemenite Jews have
developed, we can laugh together, and celebrate that what unites us is
far greater than those funny moments that make our communities unique.
Enjoy!
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When you hear someone's last name, do you think it sounds Jewish? What would make a last name sound Jewish?
The vast majority of Ashkenazi Jews didn't even have last names until about 1787. Names of Eastern European descent have common characteristics that result in the ability to generalize about the sound of Jewish last names.
This video explores the origin of many Ashkenazi Jewish names and explains how they were derived from place names, patronymic and matronymic first names, occupations, and physical characteristics.
Does this explain the origin of your name? Enjoy!
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than 2000 years ago Jerusalem was burned and the Temple destroyed. The
Jewish People were exiled and lost their unity. In the diaspora, the
Jewish People split into two -- the Sephardim and the Ashkenazim. Although
there is more that unites these two communities than divides them, the
differences are interesting and sometimes funny.
Last week we posted the
first of two videos that highlight the different way the Sephardim and
Ashkenazim express themselves in prayer.
Today we're posting the second video to see how each group reacts to tasting the other's favorite ethnic
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More than 2000 years ago Jerusalem was burned and the Temple destroyed. The Jewish People were exiled and lost their unity. In the diaspora, the Jewish People split into two -- the Sephardim and the Ashkenazim. Although there is more that unites these two communities than divides them, the differences are interesting and sometimes funny. Today we're posting the first of two videos that highlight the different way the Sephardim and Ashkenazim express themselves in prayer. Later this week we'll take a look at how each group reacts to tasting the other's favorite ethnic foods. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Voted one of the top 10 comedians
in New York City by the Hollywood Reporter and BackStage, Modi is one
of the comedy circuit’s most sought after performers.
Featured on HBO, CBS,
NBC, ABC.Comedy Central, Howard Stern and E! Entertainment, Modi has received
rave reviews in the New York Times, Time Out NY and the New York Post.
Born in Israel, MODI
moved to the United States when he was seven. After college, MODI
worked as an investment banker and had no plans to become a stand up
comedian. But one open mic changed everything.
In this performance at the Comedy Cellar in New York's Greenwich Village, Modi gives a hilarious comparison on differences between Ashkenazic and Sephardic Jews, especially in the ways they pray and read from the Torah.
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Are you Ashkenazi or Sepharadi? Ashkenazi Jews hail from Eastern Europe and Sephardim hail from Spain or countries in the Middle East. Their cuisines are quite different. We've seen and posted many videos of food tastings that pair traditional foods with diners who don't have a clue as to what's being served. Here's another one that shows what happens when Ashkenazim have their first exposure to Sephardic dishes. No gefilete fish, kugel, kishke, or p'tcha here. Instead, you'll see reactions to shakshuka, chraime, , sabich, and kubbeh. Enjoy! A
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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