Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Leigh Nudelman is an Ashkenazi South African Jewish singer, who is single-handedly reviving Yiddish music in Johannesburg. A fourth generation South African, Leigh eloquently describes the power of Yiddish to connect her to her ancestors, just as she expresses the struggles and joys of being Jewish in South Africa today.
In this video, Nudelman and her Beis Clef ensemble sing the traditional Kabbalat Shabbat song Lecha Dodi. Beis Clef is a Johannesburg-based Jewish community that explores Jewish identity through music, ritual and creative expression. Their monthly Friday night gatherings bring together traditional liturgy, contemporary arrangements and communal singing in an intimate home setting.
Marking 100 days since October 7th, War Cabinet Minster, Lt. Gen. Benny Gantz, Cantor Netanel Hershtik and the Maccabeats joined in prayer for the IDF.
Cantor Hershtik and the Maccabeats are joined by the childrens' choirs of the Harkham Hillel Academy of Los Angeles, California, Yavneh of Paramus, New Jersey, Yeshiva College of Johannesburg, South Africa, and Jacob Spadaro and TABC Studio 1600 choir of Teaneck, New Jersey.
Am Yisrael Chai. Bring the hostages home now!
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Today's Shabbat
welcome comes from Sandton, a suburb of Johannesburg, South Africa,
where members of the Bet David congregation sing one of the traditional
versions of Mizmor Shir, part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
Founded in 1971, Congregation Bet David is a Progressive Jewish
congregation. Bet David is a warm, welcoming, and inclusive congregation
that invites individuals and families of all observance levels to
worship and learn together.
The Bet David community is a diverse congregation engaged in social
issues, culture and learning – a congregation rediscovering Jewish
values that give meaning and provide a strong foundation to face the
challenges of contemporary life.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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We've
been posting clips of Jewish comedians going back to the days of
vaudeville and burlesque, from Jack Benny to Alan King, and including
dozens more. We've posted many of them since we started Jewish Humor
Central 14 years ago.
But
a new generation of Jewish comedians is on the rise. And they're very
funny. It's a rare one who can get through a routine without off-color
words or phrases, but some are trying very hard to let the jokes and
situations carry the day without resorting to outright foul language. Some
of the new comedians are only new to us, since we haven't been watching
all the late night TV shows and going to comedy clubs where they make their
first appearances. But as we discover them, we'll share some of their
video clips with you.
Today
we're sharing a video clip of Ariel Kagan. Ariel
grew up and learned the basics of the trade in his hometown of
Johannesburg, South Africa. He moved to Toronto in late
2012.
Ariel started to notice the ease with which people give advice to their friends, but concluded that much of it is very paradoxical and nonsense. So he set out to illustrate the many ways that people brandish advice.
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Today's Shabbat
welcome comes from Sandton, a suburb of Johannesburg, South Africa,
where members of the Bet David congregation sing one of the traditional
versions of Lecha Dodi, the hymn that is usually sung in the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
Founded in 1971, Congregation Bet David is a Progressive Jewish
congregation. Bet David is a warm, welcoming, and inclusive congregation
that invites individuals and families of all observance levels to
worship and learn together.
The Bet David community is a diverse congregation engaged in social
issues, culture and learning – a congregation rediscovering Jewish
values that give meaning and provide a strong foundation to face the
challenges of contemporary life.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Today's Shabbat
welcome comes from Sandton, a suburb of Johannesburg, South Africa,
where members of the Bet David congregation sing one of the traditional
versions of Ein Keiloheinu, the hymn that is usually sung in the Shabbat Musaf service.
Founded in 1971, Congregation Bet David is a Progressive Jewish
congregation. Bet David is a warm, welcoming, and inclusive congregation
that invites individuals and families of all observance levels to
worship and learn together.
The Bet David community is a diverse congregation engaged in social
issues, culture and learning – a congregation rediscovering Jewish
values that give meaning and provide a strong foundation to face the
challenges of contemporary life.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Founded in 1971 in Sandton, a suburb of Johannesburg, South Africa, Congregation Bet David is a Progressive Jewish
congregation. Bet David is a warm, welcoming, and inclusive congregation
that invites individuals and families of all observance levels to
worship and learn together.
This week we join the Bet David choir in a traditional rendition of Adon Olam, the song that usually ends the Shabbat Shacharit service.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Celebrations of Israel's 70th birthday continue around the world. In Johannesburg, South Africa, the Israel embassy and the Jewish community united with the band Hatikva Shesh playing Hachi Israeli for a flash mob. Participants included the Israel embassy in Pretoria, the South African Zionist Federation, together with Jewish schools and the Jewish Community of Johannesburg. Enjoy! A
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Regular fans of Jewish Humor Central know that Monday is set aside for a Joke to Start the Week and Thursday is Throwback Thursday for comedy nostalgia.
We're trying to keep a few days each week available for surprises, the Greatest Jewish Comedians, and whatever we find funny or nachas producing. But we're reserving Fridays as best we can for something musical or funny to ease us into welcoming Shabbat.
Today we're sharing another version of Adon Olam, the concluding hymn of most Shabbat services. Since we started blogging we've posted 22 versions of the song performed around the world. We don't usually find it as a featured concert piece, but you never know what selections will appear on concert programs. The Jewish Male Choir of Johannesburg, South Africa sang a medley of multiple versions of Adon Olam with 24 singers and a five piece musical ensemble backing up Cantor Steven Leas, Professor Russel Lurie, Cantor Chilly Chrysler, and Cantor Ezra Sher. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
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