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Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar takes a deep dive into the Eurovision song contest, mocking some of the choices by Estonia and Italy and praising the hopeful Israeli entry, "New Day Will Rise" as performed by Yuval Raphael.
Singer Yuval Raphael, a survivor of the Hamas attack on the Nova music festival, will represent Israel at the 2025 Eurovision contest in May in Basel, Switzerland.
Raphael, 24, won the “Hakochav Haba” (Rising Star) reality contest on
Wednesday night, winning the highest votes from the judges and the
public, and will compete in the song contest in Basel, Switzerland, this
May. The song she will sing is due to be selected in March by a
committee convened by the Kan public broadcaster.
During the final of the contest on Keshet 12, Raphael, a vocal
powerhouse, sang a ballad version of ABBA’s “Dancing Queen,” dedicating
it to “all the angels” who were murdered at the festival.
Here's a video clip of her winning performance of Dancing Queen. Enjoy!
The Gevatron (הגבעטרון) is an Israeli Kibbutz
folk singers group. The band started off in the early days of the state
of Israel and are active to this very day. They are considered a unique
phenomenon in the Israeli folk songs scene, and in 2007 won the Israel Prize for Lifetime Achievement.
The
band was founded in 1948 from the youth of Geva Kibbutz in the Jezreel
Valley,
in honor of the inauguration ceremony of the kibbutz basketball court,
and to this very day it is still made up from Geva Kibbutz members and a
number of members of the kibbutzim of Beit HaShita, Kfar HaHoresh, the
communities of Moledet, Kfar Tavor and Timrat and the city of Afula,
sing it voluntarily.
The group members have their primary occupation
outside the band, and the band is their secondary occupation. Members'
age ranges between forty plus to seventy plus, and includes an
electrician, teachers, a bakery owner, industrial workers, banquet hall
manager, car mechanic and a nurse. Gevatron recorded many albums and
held thousands of concerts in Israel and Jewish communities abroad,
which won them success.
In this video the Gevatron sing Hallelujah LaOlam, the song that won first place in the 1979 Eurovision contest as sung by Milk and Honey.
Enjoy!
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Israel first joined the Eurovision Song Contest in 1973. The first singer ever to represent Israel was Ilanit, with Ey Sham The song won 4th place.
In 1978 and 1979 Israel won the contest with A-ba-ni-bi and Hallelujah. Israel won again in 1998 and 2018 with Diva and Toy.
The Eurovision Song Contest 2023 is set to take place on May 13 in Liverpool, United Kingdom, after Ukraine, winner of the 2022 contest with the song Stefania by Kalush Orchestra, was unable to meet the demands of hosting the event due to security concerns caused by the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Today we're turning back the clock to 1991 when Orna and Moshe Datz (Duo Datz) performed the song Kan and won 3rd place. Here they are performing on stage with English subtitles.
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It's been 13 years since A Ba Ni Bi, a seemingly nonsensical song, won first prize for Israel
in the 1978 Eurovision Song Contest. In 2010 we noted that the song has taken off and found expression
in many languages and in many venues that are surely surprising
original singer Izhar Cohen, composer Nurit Hirsh, and songwriter Ehud
Manor.
It's still a feature in the Jewish camp scene where it's a staple of the song and dance fesitvals that are focal points of the camp season.
A Ba Ni Bi
is actually not nonsensical, at least when sung in Hebrew. It gets a
little weird when it's sung in Chinese, Spanish, Thai, and other
languages.
It's cleverly written in S'fat HaBet (B Language,) an Israeli variation of Pig Latin. The phrase Aba Nibi Obo Hebev Obo Tabach is simply Ani Ohev Otach (I Love You) with the suffixes ba, bi, bo, and beh appended to each syllable. If it were sung in English, the words would be Iby Lubuve Youboo. But nobody sings it that way.
And even in the world of COVID-19, the song manages to survive in socially distanced performances. Here's a version we discovered as performed last year by Makela Kala, a Tel Aviv based Pop-a cappella group, conducted by Erez Tal.
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Here's
a little nostalgia -- the original prize winning performance at the
1978 Eurovision Song Contest. Enjoy!
Israelis are preparing for the main
international event of the year -- the Eurovision Song Contest in Tel
Aviv. Last week, in Antwerp, Belgium, the Jewrovision contest took place
with some 200 participants - Jewish youth from nine European countries. The 20th annual Jewrovision was sponsored by World Bnei Akiva (WBA) and
sponsored by the KKL-JNF Education Department. This year’s theme was
"Freedom" and the participating songs dealt with related content. This year’s winner, a song titled “Kid”, sung by the Dutch participant,
tells of a Jewish child (symbolizing the Jewish people) who is unable to
find his place in the world, has no home or a place where he can be
truly free. The main theme is the hope that although the child still has
no home of his own and despite all the hardships he has endured, the
child will eventually find a state in which he can live as a free man.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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