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This evening we welcome Shabbat with V'Shamru,
part of the Friday night liturgy. It is sung by
the Zimriyah Choir of Congregation Beth Israel of San Diego.
Congregation Beth Israel, the historic center of Jewish life in San
Diego, is an inclusive Reform congregation that offers a warm welcome
and a nurturing home to all who seek a meaningful and enduring
connection to Judaism.
V'shamru
is a verse from the Torah that emphasizes the importance of observing
the Sabbath. The text of the blessing is taken from the Book of Exodus
(Exodus 31:16-17) and is recited as follows:
“V’shamru v’nai Yisrael et haShabbat, la’asot et haShabbat l’dorotam brit olam."
In
English, this translates to:
“The children of Israel shall keep the Sabbath, to observe the Sabbath
throughout their generations as a perpetual covenant. Between Me and the
children of Israel, it is a sign forever; for in six days the Lord made
heaven and earth, and on the seventh day He rested and was refreshed.”
Tonight we're welcoming Shabbat with a version of V'shamru sung by Danny Maseng, Cantor Emma Lutz, Dr. Tali Tadmor, the Stephen Wise Temple band, and vocal quartet. It was recorded at a Shabbat service in August 2023.
Last year Cantor Jacob Agar, the cantor of Congregation Beth Sholom in Elkins Park, Pennsylvania, sang V'Shamru to the tune of Uskudara, a traditional Sephardic Turkish melody. The synagogue, also known as the Frank Lloyd Wright Synagogue for its architect and designer, is a National Historic Landmark.
Cantor Agar received his cantorial investiture at the H.L Miller
Cantorial School at Jewish Theological Seminary of New York. Previously
he studied opera performance and linguistics at SUNY Purchase College.
Following conservatory, he sang with several opera companies in New York
and New Jersey, and has worked with a wide variety of conductors.
Cantor Agar is also a composer and arranger and is inspired by a wide
variety of music. He was inspired to become a cantor by his love for
Judaism, Jewish music, and his interest in using music to uplift people
and bring them closer to Judaism. His goal is to use music to elevate
people spiritually and to help them find comfort and solace at
synagogue.
Cantorial Soloist Jenni Asher leads the V'shamru prayer at the Zamru Musical Kabbalat Shabbat service at the Hamakom Synagogue in Los Angeles on March 1, 2024.
Hamakom is a center of Jewish life that provides meaning and purpose for
Jews of the West San Fernando & Conejo Valleys. It's a vibrant and
dynamic Jewish community – a neighborhood – in which the synagogue is
a sacred center, a communal home, and hub for its members and all others
who wish to grow their Jewish identities, spirit, and communal
connections.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Temple
Israel was organized during the summer of 1941 in Bloomfield Hills,
Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. From its inception, the aim of the Temple
has
been to revive many of the symbols and traditions of Jewish heritage
and establish them within a Reform setting.
It was the first Reform
congregation in the Detroit area to introduce a cantor to the service, and to
revive the tradition of Bar and Bat Mitzvah. It holds a daily morning
minyan and regards wearing of a kippah as a matter of personal choice.
On November 3 Temple Israel's Teen T'filah Team led the congregation in the Kabbalat Shabbat service in singing V'shamru.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Beth Reinstein is a Cantorial Intern at New York City's Central Synagogue with a
mission to craft community through music. Born and raised in Ann Arbor,
Michigan, Beth’s first introduction to music came through joining
Temple Beth Emeth’s youth choir. It was there that
she discovered and experienced how music can bring a community
together. Through Temple Beth Emeth’s music program, Beth fostered a
love and passion for music that blossomed into her work.
While pursuing her secular music career,
Beth began to serve the greater Chicago area as a Cantorial soloist and
song leader. Beth has served as a Cantorial soloist and song leader at
Beth Emet the Free Synagogue, Temple
Sholom, Anshe Emet Synagogue, Sukkat Shalom, and several other Chicago
communities. She also performs with Jewish Rock Radio’s group “Chicago
Sings” and had the opportunity to debut her own liturgical compositions
at URJ’s Biennial in 2019. It was through her work as a Cantorial
soloist that Beth realized her heart lay in Jewish music, and it was time to pursue the Cantorate.
In this video, Beth sings V'Shamru, a traditional part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
Shabbat shalom!
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This week we welcome Shabbat with an original adaptation of V'Shamru by Leah Shoshanah. The song is an integral part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
Leah Shoshanah is a Chicago-based singer, songwriter & Jewish musician whose soulful, original music deftly navigates the folk, funk, rock and jazz genres. Shoshanah’s original music takes on a life of its own and has inspired audiences to sit spellbound, sing together, laugh, cry and dance.
Shoshanah has played on historic stages in Chicago, like the Old Town School of Folk Music, PianoForte, Martyrs’ and the Green Mill. She has played to audiences of thousands on tour in Germany, put on cabaret-style solo acts in underground neighborhood theaters, led musical meditations, and helped individuals and communities move through loss and celebrate life.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Originally named Nidche Yisroel (Scattered of Israel), the Baltimore Hebrew Congregation was founded
in 1830, and for the first fifteen years of its existence, services were
held in a small room above a local grocery in Baltimore. Rabbi Abraham
Rice was the first ordained rabbi to serve in the United States and came
to BHC in 1840.
In 1845, the Congregation moved to Lloyd
Street under the new name, Baltimore Hebrew Congregation. That building,
the Lloyd Street Synagogue, the third-oldest synagogue building in the
United States, is now preserved as part of theJewish Museum of Maryland.
In 1891, BHC moved to Madison Avenue, where the Jewish community had
begun to settle. The Congregation moved to its final home on Park
Heights Avenue, on the border of Baltimore City and Baltimore County,
following the Second World War in 1951.
Today we welcome Shabbat with Cantor Ben Ellerin, Cantorial Intern Leslie Goldberg, and the BHC Synagogue Choir singing V'Shamru, part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
V’shamru v'nei Yisrael et HaShabbat,
laasot et HaShabbat l’dorotam b’rit olam.
Beini u’vein b’nei Yisrael ot hi l’olam,
ki sheishet yamim asah Adonai et hashamayim v’et haaretz,
u’vayom hashvi-i shavat vayinafash.
The people of Israel shall keep Shabbat, observing Shabbat throughout the ages as a covenant for all time. It is a sign for all time between Me and the people of Israel. For in six days Adonai made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day God ceased from work and was refreshed.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Every Friday we try to post a song from the Shabbat liturgy to greet the weekly day of rest. These songs generally include Shalom Aleichem, Lecha Dodi, and Adon Olam. Today's Shabbat song is V'Shamru, part of the Friday night and Shabbat morning services. It is taken from Exodus 31:16-17. Shabbat is created to give us
rest and to restore the soul. Vayinafash is from the Hebrew word nefesh (soul). Shabbat is the promise that there will be a time of
peace for all people. As God guards us, we guard Shabbat.
The children of Israel shall observe the Sabbath, observing the
Sabbath throughout their generations as a covenant for all time. It is a
sign forever between Me and people of Israel. For in six days the
Eternal One made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day God ceased
from work and rested.
In this video, V'Shamru is sung by members of Temple Sinai in Rochester, New York.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom. A
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Tonight we welcome another Shabbat, and this week we chose a rendition of V'Shamru, a key part of the Kabbalat Shabbat service.
This version is sung by Cantor Rosalie Will and the Ahavat Torah Band at Temple
Kol Emeth, a Southern Reform congregation in suburban Atlanta, Georgia. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL
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Tonight we welcome another Shabbat with a selection from the Kabbalat Shabbat service, V'Shamru, sung by Cantor Shira Lissek of Temple Israel in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Cantor Lissek became Cantor of Temple Israel in July 2018 after previously serving as
Associate Cantor of Park Avenue Synagogue in NYC since 2013. Born and raised in St. Louis, MO, she learned the art of being a Cantor
from her father, Cantor Leon Lissek of Congregation B’nai Amoona. She is
also the granddaughter of the late Rabbi Pinchas Chasin of Philadelphia
and great-granddaughter Hazzan Hirsch L. Chazin of New Jersey.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Rick Recht is one of the top touring musicians in Jewish music playing
over 150 dates each year in the US and abroad. Rick has revolutionized
and elevated the genre of Jewish rock music as a powerful and effective
tool for developing Jewish pride and identity in youth and adults across
the US. Rick
is the national celebrity spokesman for the PJ Library and is the
Executive Director of Songleader Boot Camp – a national songleader
training immersion program held in various cities around the U.S. The last 18 summers, Rick and his band played at literally hundreds of
URJ, Ramah, JCC and private camps around the country. Rick has been
featured in concert and as scholar in residence at the NFTY, BBYO, and
USY International conventions, the URJ Biennial, the American Conference
of Cantors, the Central Conference of American Rabbis, and Jewish
communities across the US. Rick has 13 top selling Jewish albums
including his most recent release, Halleluyah. Let's welcome this Shabbat with Rick singing V'Shamru with members of the United Hebrew Congregation of St. Louis. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom! A
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Pey Dalid is a trio of brothers -- Mordechai, Shlomo and Pesach Walker -- who have bringing audiences an uplifting experience of musical styles, popular
genres and “One World Music”.
Armed with catchy melodies and thought provoking lyrics, the
brothers of Pey Dalid have been
performing across the world for the last 20 years, spreading the message
of unity and peace through their sweet harmonies and lively music.
The brothers were influenced by a home filled with the classic standards of legends such
as Ella Fitzgerald and Miles Davis. They learned of music’s
power to bring cultural harmony at the knee of their father, a highly
respected booking agent in the world of entertainment. As they
grew as musicians, their love of hip hop, rock, reggae and the fiercely
energetic mosh pits of their youth created an influential and
inspirational Pey Dalid sound, which has been heard throughout the
world.
Blessed with beautiful voices and the ability to uplift all
those around them, the brothers have lead Shabbat and holiday services
for communities throughout the globe.
The
band strives to bring a revolution of positive change and awareness.
Mordechai explains, “In Hebrew the letter, Pey represents the number 8,
the spiritual and infinite, and Dalid represents the number 4, the
physical and finite. When we bring the two together we fulfill the
purpose of creation. Our music bridges the core of those dualities,
connecting not only with our Jewish brothers and sisters but with the
human family throughout the world.”
Today we're sharing Pey Dalid's interpretation of Shlomo Carlebach's V'Shamru, a key component of the Friday evening service.
Danny Maseng is a playwright, actor, singer, and composer. He recently retired as cantor and spiritual leader of Makom LA, a newish, Jewish, dynamic, post-denominational community, in Los Angeles.
This week we welcome Shabbat with Danny singing V'Shamru together with Cantor Renata Braun of Temple Sinai in Rochester, New York where Danny Maseng was a scholar and Artist-in-Residence earlier this year.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Stephen Wise Temple is a large Reform Jewish congregation in the Bel Air neighborhood of Los Angeles, California. Founded in 1964 by the late Rabbi Isaiah Zeldin, with 35 families, the congregation grew rapidly. At various times in its history it has been stated to be the largest, or one of the largest,
Jewish congregations in the world.
At one time it had a membership of
about 3,000 families, six rabbis, two cantors and two cantorial interns,
and four schools on three campuses. As of 1994 it was the second-largest synagogue in the United States.
As we get ready to observe another Shabbat, Cantor Emma Lutz and Cantorial Intern Josh Goldberg sing V'Shamru from the Kabbalat Shabbat Friday evening service.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Every Friday we try to post a song from the Shabbat liturgy to greet the weekly day of rest. These songs generally include Shalom Aleichem, Lecha Dodi, and Adon Olam. Today's Shabbat song is V'Shamru, part of the Friday night and Shabbat morning services. It is taken from Exodus 31:16-17. Shabbat is created to give us
rest and to restore the soul. “Vayinafash” is from the Hebrew word
“nefesh” (soul). Shabbat is the promise that there will be a time of
peace for all people. As God guards us, we guard Shabbat.
The children of Israel shall observe the Sabbath, observing the
Sabbath throughout their generations as a covenant for all time. It is a
sign forever between Me and people of Israel. For in six days the
Eternal One made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day God ceased
from work and rested.
In this video, Azi Schwartz, cantor of the Conservative Park Avenue Synagogue in New York, leads the congregation in singing V'Shamru.
Shabbat shalom. A
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Beit T'shuvah is a Los Angeles based synagogue community with a mission to guide individuals and families towards a path of
living well, so that wrestling souls can recover from addiction and
learn how to properly heal.
They
also have a band, and in 2015 they recorded a Beatles
Shabbat service with all the familiar songs in the Friday night liturgy
sung to some of the most popular Beatles songs.
We previously posted their version of Lecha Dodi set to Let it Be. Here's another excerpt from the service with the shul band welcoming Shabbat with V'Shamru set to Hey Jude. Beit T'shuvah is led by Rabbi Mark Borovitz, described on the synagogue website as "spiritual leader, author, Senior Rabbi, ex-con, recovering alcoholic, and overall anomaly."
Officially ordained in 2000 at the University of Judaism with a Master's
in Rabbinic Literature, Rabbi Borovitz combined his knowledge of
Torah and street smarts to shape his calling: helping recovering addicts
find their way in the world.
After being released from prison in 1988 he began
his work at Beit T'Shuvah. Over the past
twenty-eight years, he has co-created one of the most exceptional
approaches to addiction treatment and criminal rehabilitation and
reintegration in the world.
The lead singer in this video is Cantor Shira Fox, the daughter of two Los Angeles cantors -- Herschel Fox, the Yiddish stand-up comedian we profiled in 2011 and his wife Judy, the cantor in the Synagogue for the Performing Arts in Los Angeles (where Joseph Telushkin is the rabbi), Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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