Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
For
almost half a century, from the 1930s to 1976, The Barry Sisters,
Claire and Merna, were the voice of Jewish jazz in recordings, nightclub
acts, and television appearances on The Jack Paar Show, The Tonight
Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
In this Throwback Thursday special, Claire and Merna perform "Ev'ry Street's a Boulevard", on The Ed Sullivan Show. The song was written by Jule Styne and Bob Hilliard. It was featured in the 1954 movie Living It Up.
Today we send best wishes to Mel Brooks on his 99th birthday. For almost a century Mel has given us so much laughter that it's hard to list all of the shows, movies and other forms of entertainment that he produced, directed, and acted in.
A recipient of numerous accolades, he is one of 21 entertainers to win the EGOT, which includes an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. He received a Kennedy Center Honor in 2009, a Hollywood Walk of Fame star in 2010, the AFI Life Achievement Award in 2013, a British Film Institute Fellowship in 2015, a National Medal of Arts in 2016, a BAFTA Fellowship in 2017, and the Honorary Academy Award in 2024.
Here's a summary of his many achievements. He's still active and busy developing new productions, including the sequel to Spaceballs. Go Mel!
With so many Jewish singing groups coming up with Chanukah parodies and new lyrics for songs from the hit movie Wicked, we expected one from the Maccabeats and here it is.
In 2010 The Maccabeats, an a cappella group from Yeshiva University, released their first Hanukkah music video, Candlelight, and every Hanukkah (and other holidays) since then we've seen many more videos by them and lots of other groups.
Originally
formed in 2007 as Yeshiva University’s student vocal group,
the Maccabeats have recently emerged as both Jewish music and a cappella
phenomena, with a large fan base, more than 20 million views on
YouTube, numerous TV appearances, and proven success with three albums,
2010′s Voices From The Heights, 2012′s Out Of The Box and 2014′s One Day More. Many of their songs are parodies of pop hits, and this Chanukah they're continuing the tradition withnew lyrics for the movie's signature song Defying Gravity that celebrates the spirit of the Jewish people. The lyrics appear below. Enjoy!
Lyrics
Some things have changed around us
Some things have stayed the same
Through every change we’ve weathered
Our spirit always burns the same.
When shadows rise to meet us
Our flame will burn through the night
An ancient spark ignites
And fills the void with light.
We’ll rise above, defying gravity
Through every trial defying gravity
And they won’t bring us down.
Our light will continue to shine
this flame is no trick or delusion
Never accepted limits,
Cause someone says they're so
Thousands of years so far
But we’ve still got a ways to go.
No time to be afraid of
Those who’d try to see us gone
They didn’t know the strength that we’ve had all along.
The
a Cappella group Six13 is bringing some much-needed light into the
world with a fun medley of songs from the hit movie Wicked, with Chanukah lyrics replacing the Wicked originals.
Six13 is a six-man vocal band that brings an unprecedented style of
Jewish music to the stage, with songs ranging from hip-hop dance tracks
to rock anthems. The members of the New York City-based group sound like
a full band – while using nothing but their voices.
The Hallmark Channel is well known for its extensive collection of Christmas movies, which grows bigger every year. Their predictable romantic comedies always feature a couple falling in love amid lots of Christmas decorations and red and green sets. The themes are not complicated but usually have a minor conflict which is resolved with a kiss at the end.
Hanukkah has been glaringly missing from these movies, except for the last few years where its blue and white decorations have made minor appearances. Usually the theme for the annual Hanukkah movie is a chance encounter between a Jew and a Gentile that leads to a joint celebration of the two holidays. In the last two films, the revelation that either the boy or the girl is Jewish gets us to a scene where both families play Dreidel (although one confuses the Nun and Gimmel as the signal to win all of the coins.)
But last week the Hallmark Channel redeemed itself by posting a new movie called Hanukkah on the Rocks, where Christmas is hardly mentioned and the entire focus is on the celebration of the Jewish holiday.
We watched the two-hour long movie and recommend it for Hanukkah viewing. The plot is a bit weak as it centers on a search for a special box of "Cohen Candles" that all the stores in Chicago seem to have run out of. Also we found it odd that while the blessings in Hebrew were pronounced correctly, none of the men saying them wore a kippah.
But both of the lead actors are Jewish, which is a plus for Jewish representation in today's world of film and TV.
Here's a video preview of the movie, which is streaming now on The Hallmark Channel and on YouTube.
The Rutgers Jewish Film Festival’s 25th year is coming to New Jersey next month. The festival will feature fourteen
thought-provoking and entertaining films, dynamic discussions with
filmmakers and special guests, and numerous New Jersey premieres on
dance, music, American Jewish history, and
Israeli society.
Twelve films will be screened at the Regal Cinema
Commerce Center, North Brunswick (November 7–17), and five films will be
available virtually (November 15–21). In-theater and virtual tickets
are $15.
The full schedule is posted on the festival website. Among the films shown will be the 86 minute documentary The Catskills, on Sunday, November 10 and Tuesday, November 12 at the Regal Cinema.
This charming documentary pays tribute to the summer resorts and
bungalow colonies that became Jewish-American vacation destinations
during the 20th century when hotels and resorts discriminated against
Jews. Lovingly nicknamed the Borscht Belt, this film explores the
Catskills not only as a hot spot for lavish meals and hilarious
entertainment, but also as a refuge from social antisemitism.
Here's the trailer for The Catskills. If you can't get to the theater, the film will probably be shown at other Jewish Film Festivals around the USA next winter.
The first sound in Between the
Temples is a piercing blast from a shofar. Several scenes of the new
film are set in a synagogue and depict familiar Jewish tableaus
including bat mitzvah preparation, the rabbi/cantor relationship, donors
who play an outsize role in Jewish life and a nerve-wracking family Shabbat dinner.
In other words, it may be the most Jewish mainstream movie of the year.
Between the Temples, which arrives
in theaters Friday, tells the story of Cantor Ben Gottlieb (Jason
Schwartzman), who works at a Reform synagogue in upstate New York and is
grieving the death of his novelist wife a year earlier. Carol Kane
stars as Carla, his childhood music teacher, who grew up without Jewish
tradition but now wants an adult bat mitzvah.
The duo forms the heart of a warm intergenerational buddy comedy-drama that plays out in an archetypal Jewish setting.
Here is the official trailer for the movie. Enjoy!
On June 9, Billy Crystal presented Mel Brooks with the Peabody Career Achievement Award at the 84th Annual Peabody Awards. This makes Mel Brooks the fourth individual to be a PEGOT winner (Peabody, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony).
This ceremony took place at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles to celebrate those winners elected to represent the most compelling and empowering stories released in broadcasting and streaming media during 2023.
The presentation included a short video compilation of some of the funniest moments from Brooks' films and TV shows.
Today we're continuing our new series on Jewish Humor Central, The Great Jewish Movies.
Each
post will focus on one of the movies produced in the last century that
had a Jewish theme, including comedy, drama, and musical genres.
We'll
include a brief plot summary, a video clip, and tell you how and where
to watch the full movie. Some will be free and others will require a
small rental fee.
Today's focus is on The Chosen,
the 1981 American drama film directed by Jeremy Kagan, based on the best-selling book of the same name by Chaim Potok, published in 1967. It stars Maximilian Schell and Rod Steiger. At the 1981 Montréal World Film Festival, the film won Grand Prix of the Americas, and Steiger won best actor.
The film is set in Brooklyn. The story begins during the latter part of the Second World War. Reuven Malter is a middle-class Modern Orthodox Jewish teenager and son of David Malter, a college professor and a dedicated Zionist.
At a baseball game between their schools, Reuven meets Danny Saunders,
another Jewish teenage boy. At first, the meeting is one of enmity since
Danny accidentally injures Reuven's eye during the game; this results
in Reuven wearing an eye patch for much of the movie.
When Danny goes to
visit Reuven at the hospital to apologize, Reuven refuses his apology
and asks him to leave. Later, Danny comes to Reuven's house to again
apologize. This time, Reuven accepts his apology and the boys become
friends despite their different backgrounds. Danny is the eldest son of
a Hasidic Rebbe,
the dynastic leader of the Hasidic Jews in that neighborhood, but is
not close to his father. Danny has been going to the nearby public
library and reading books on psychology. He amazes Reuven with his
ability to remember word-for-word what he has read. It turns out that
David Malter has been showing him these books.
Reuven and Danny go to a Sabbath
service in Danny's Hasidic community as Danny is eager for Reuven to
meet his father. Danny's father approves of their friendship, but Rebbe
Saunders disapproves of Professor Malter's writings, which doesn't
surprise anyone. Rebbe Saunders also wishes for Danny to become a rabbi
and to succeed him in leading his Hasidic community, in keeping with
the tradition of several generations, but Danny doesn't seem eager to
pursue this.
The full hour and 45 minute film is available to watch free on YouTube. Enjoy!
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Today we're continuing our new series The Great Jewish Movies on Jewish Humor Central. Each
post will focus on one of the movies produced in the last century that
had a Jewish theme, including comedy, drama, and musical genres.
We'll
include a brief plot summary, a video clip, and tell you how and where
to watch the full movie. Some will be free and others will require a
small rental fee.
Today's focus is on 1988 American romantic comedy film adapted by Susan Sandler from her play of the same name, and directed by Joan Micklin Silver. It stars Amy Irving, Peter Riegert and Reizl Bozyk. The film also features performances from David Hyde-Pierce, Sylvia Miles and Rosemary Harris. Amy Irving was nominated for a Golden Globe for the film, for Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical.
Thirty-something Isabelle "Izzy" Grossman (Amy Irving) spends her time
going from her tiny, solitary West Side apartment to that of her
grandmother (Reizl Bozyk) on the Lower East Side. In between, Izzy
builds a glowing reputation at the swank bookstore where she works.
While her grandmother plots to find her a romantic match, Izzy is
courted by a married, worldly author, Anton (Jeroen Krabbé), yet can't
seem to shake the down-to-earth appeal of Sam (Peter Riegert), a pickle
vendor.
The full hour and 36 minute film is available to watch free on YouTube. Enjoy!
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Jerry Lewis' gift of comedy lasted about 85 years, from his stage debut at age 5 in the Catskills until his death in 2017. Over the years we have posted video clips of some of his best shtick. But Jerry also left behind a collection of interviews in which he reminisces about parts of his career that aren't widely known.
On October 27, 2000, Jerry was interviewed by Sam Denoff in San Diego, California. In this excerpt, he talks about the Borscht Belt, working as a busboy at Brown's Hotel, and how it launched him into the world of comedy and entertainment.
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Paul Reubens, the 70-year-old actor, comedian, writer, and
producer, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was best known for creating and portraying the character
Pee-wee Herman.
Reubens joined the Los Angeles troupe The Groundlings in the 1970s, and
started his career as an improvisational comedian and stage actor.
The character with his too-tight gray suit, white chunky loafers and
red bow tie was best known for the film “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” and
the TV series “Pee-wee’s Playhouse.”
Herman created Pee-wee when he was part of the Los Angeles improv
group, The Groundlings, in the late 1970s. The live “Pee-wee Herman
Show” debuted at a Los Angeles theater in 1981 and was a success with
both kids during matinees and adults at a midnight show. HBO would air
the show as a special.
Reubens was born to Jewish parents, Judy and Milton Rubenfeld, in 1952.
His father fought in World War II as a pilot for the Royal Air Force and
the US Army, and later was one of the five founding pilots of the
Israel Air Force during the Israeli War of Independence in 1948.
In 2006, Reubens appeared on the Conan O'Brien show, talked about his childhood tea parties and accepted a challenge to try to fit into his iconic Pee-wee tight fitting gray suit.
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With all the publicity surrounding Friday's theatrical release of the long awaited movie Barbie, we just had to delve into the frequently asked question "Is Barbie Jewish?"
Yeah, she's Jewish. BOOM! But how/ why? Well, the same reason anyone is halachically Jewish, her mother is. That's not the whole story though. There's controversy, mystery, and an investigation by JewTube that reaches an inevitable conclusion. Despite her origin as a copy of a German sex symbol named Lili, her creator, Mattel founder Ruth Handler named her after her own daughter Barbara and her boyfriend Ken after her own son Kenneth.
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Alan Arkin, star of film and TV for more than 60 years, died last Thursday in California at the age of 89. Born in Brooklyn, he was the son of Ukrainian and German Jewish immigrants.
Over a nearly seven-decade career, he imbued comic roles with pathos and
serious roles with a touch of sardonic humor. He was working until
nearly the end of his life, co-starring with Michael Douglas from 2018
to 2019 in Chuck Lorre’s Netflix comedy series “The Kominsky Method.”
That role, as agent Norman Newlander, earned him two consecutive Emmy
Award nominations.
Arkin made his film debut — and received his first Academy Award
nomination — opposite Reiner in “The Russians Are Coming, the Russians
Are Coming,” about a Soviet sub that runs aground off New England. The
phrase he teaches his comrades — “Emergency! Everybody to get from
street!” — became a catchphrase.
Here is the "Emergency" clip from that very funny satiric movie, which also starred Carl Reiner, Eva Marie Saint, Theodore Bikel, and Jonathan Winters.
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No
collection of Jewish holiday music videos would be complete without an
entry from Six13, an a cappella group that has produced videos for
Chanukah, Rosh Hashana, Purim, and Passover. In previous years we posted many of their Jewish music videos.
Six13
is a groundbreaking, six-man a cappella vocal band that is bringing an
unprecedented style and energy to Jewish music, with nothing but the
power of the human voice.
One of the great epic animated films and musicals of all time -- and possibly the greatest retelling of the Passover story -- is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year. Six 13 is celebrating the occasion with a medley of songs from the beloved film, including When You Believe.
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If you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida next Thursday February 23, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz present a 90 minute program on Jewish Humor at Florida Atlantic University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton.
The program, Funniest Jewish Moments in Movies and Television, will include video clips from The Frisco Kid, All in the Family, Seinfeld, When Harry Met Sally, The Johnny Carson Show, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and Blazing Saddles.
The show is from 3 pm to 4:30 pm at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $35. Members can purchase tickets in advance for $30.
So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some jokes at the conclusion of the program.
Here's a sample of what you'll see:
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Today is Thanksgiving Day, an American national holiday. Families from coast to coast are gathering for a festive dinner and lively conversation. In this politically charged year, we hope that the conversations will bring family members closer together.
We're sharing a video clip today from the film Avalon, a 1990 American drama film written and directed by Barry Levinson and starring Armin Mueller-Stahl, Aidan Quinn, Elizabeth Perkins, Joan Plowright, Lou Jacobi, Kevin Pollak, and Elijah Wood. It is the third in Levinson's semi-autobiographical tetralogy of "Baltimore films" set in his hometown during the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s: Diner (1982), Tin Men (1987), and Liberty Heights (1999). The film explores the themes of Jewish assimilation into American life, through several generations of a Polish immigrant family from the 1910s through the 1950s.
The film was released to critical acclaim, and was nominated for four Academy Awards and three Golden Globe Awards.
Thanksgiving plays an important role in the film, and the conversation around the dinner table is likely to bring back family memories of holidays past.
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Bernard Solomon (Sholom) Kotzin (1918-1997), known as Stubby Kaye, was an American actor, comedian, vaudevillian, and singer, known for his appearances on Broadway and in film musicals.
Kaye was born on the last day of the First World War, at West 114th Street in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan. His parents were first generation Jewish-Americans originally from Russia and Austria-Hungary.
His father, David Kotzin, was a dress salesman, and the former Harriet
"Hattie" Freundlish was his mother. He was raised in the Far Rockaway section of Queens and later in The Bronx, where he acted in student productions at DeWitt Clinton High School, and where he graduated in 1937.
In today's Throwback Thursday video, Kaye sings his show-stopping Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat from the 1955 movie version of Guys and Dolls.
Enjoy!
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The Forward has published a list of the 125 Greatest Jewish Movie Scenes of All Time.
Compiled by Forward cultural reporter PJ Grisar and a panel of experts,
the list includes scenes from a very wide range of films.
As Grisar wrote in the introduction to the list,
If you were to edit the greatest Jewish
scenes into a montage, how long would it last? Perhaps not the whole
Parsha cycle, but it would be a real commitment to watch the entire
thing. This list, which features some surprises, many obvious choices
and surely just as many accidental omissions, is an attempt to capture
the diversity and scope of Jewish moments in the film canon. Some
highlight ritual, others language and still others a worldview or
perspective that resonates with the shul-going, shiva-sitting,
saw-you-at-Zabar’s set that’s been kicking around since Sinai.
In
the coming weeks, we'll be using our Throwback Thursday posting to
share some of these iconic, nostalgic scenes from films that resonated
with us through the years.
Today
we take you back to 1968 when Barbra Streisand played the role of Fanny Brice in the movie version of Funny Girl. In a scene from the film, Streisand was dressed as a ballerina performing in a parody of the Swan Lake ballet.
As film critic Carrie Rickey described the scene,
An exalted version of the ugly duckling.
Barbra Streisand’s debut film reprises her stage blockbuster about
vaudeville star Fanny Brice. In a scene highlighting Streisand’s
triple-threat talents as a singer/dancer/comedian, she demonstrates that
she is more than a swan. Behold the bird of paradise.
The lyrics that Barbra sings appear below the video clip.
Enjoy!
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#Throwback Thursday #TBT
FANNY BRICE What are ya gonna do? Shoot da swans? These lovelies? My swans girls? Can't you see when you look at me What a lovely creature is a swan- yoo-hoo!! I'm all over fluffy white. I wouldn't peck at you or bite And have tiny twinkle toes to dance upon- Oh was that good?
So you just gotta have a swan Well you're out of luck ‘Cause a chicken wouldn't do, It Would only cluck And besides you couldn't say "I saw a Chicken Lake ballet" They would think you don't know nothin' You are missing here a button ‘Cause a chicken's only good for consomme Where upon, where upon, Where upon where upon A chicken or a duck is a mistake When you do Swan Lake Ballet...
The Forward has published a list of the 125 Greatest Jewish Movie Scenes of All Time. Compiled by Forward cultural reporter PJ Grisar and a panel of experts, the list includes scenes from a very wide range of films.
As Grisar wrote in the introduction to the list,
If you were to edit the greatest Jewish
scenes into a montage, how long would it last? Perhaps not the whole
Parsha cycle, but it would be a real commitment to watch the entire
thing. This list, which features some surprises, many obvious choices
and surely just as many accidental omissions, is an attempt to capture
the diversity and scope of Jewish moments in the film canon. Some
highlight ritual, others language and still others a worldview or
perspective that resonates with the shul-going, shiva-sitting,
saw-you-at-Zabar’s set that’s been kicking around since Sinai.
In the coming weeks, we'll be using our Throwback Thursday posting to share some of these iconic, nostalgic scenes from films that resonated with us through the years.
Today we take you back to 1960 when Paul Newman drove Eva Marie Saint to a Jezreel Valley overlook. As Dan Friedman described the scene,
Ari Ben Canaan (Paul Newman) and Kitty
Fremont (Eva Marie Saint) drive up to a valley overlook. Sheb’s an
American volunteer, he’s a Jewish fighter and they are working together
to save Jewish refugees from internment camps. From this idyllic spot he
points out Mount Tabor where the biblical judge, Deborah, gathered her
force. He quotes the biblical passage and they kiss. It’s a taste of
paradise in the midst of a movie full of Holocaust survival and the
struggle for independence against the Brits.
Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2025 and 2026 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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