Showing posts with label Bar Mitzvah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bar Mitzvah. Show all posts

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Throwback Thursday Comedy Special: Billy Crystal as Howard Cosell's Mother on Saturday Night Live

Sports announcer Howard Cosell hosted Saturday Night Live on April 13, 1985. Hosts on the show typically were included in comedy skits featuring their roles in the entertainment industry, and this one was no exception.

Cosell, born Howard Cohen in 1918, was best known for his distinctive staccato voice, accent, syntax, and cadence, and they became the basis of a skit portraying Cosell's Bar Mitzvah, where he played the role of his lawyer father, Morris Cosell. His mother was played by comedian Billy Crystal, in one of his funniest roles.

Let's turn the clock back 39 years and join in the fun at the reception hall where the Bar Mitzvah was celebrated.

Enjoy!

 
  #Throwback Thursday      #TBT

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Bar Mitzvah Musical Movie Coming to Netflix August 12

In 2008, a musical show titled 13 made its appearance on Broadway and lasted for 105 performances. It was about a 12 year old boy who grapples with his parents' divorce, moves to a small town in Indiana, prepares for his impending Bar Mitzvah, and navigates the complicated social circles of a new school. 13 is the only Broadway musical ever with a cast and band entirely made of teenagers.

Now it's a movie coming to Netflix on August 12. As Lior Zaltzman wrote on Kveller:

The movie musical stars actor Eli Golden as Evan Goldman, a 12-year-old teen preparing for his bar mitzvah in New York City. “A bar mitzvah is the event that defines you, the Jewish Superbowl,” Goldman says in the trailer. Unfortunately, his plans for the epic bar mitzvah are foiled by the dissolution of his parents’ marriage.

Instead of spending his days planning a tony Manhattan coming-of-age party, Evan has to move with his mom, played by IRL Jewish mom Debra Messing, to the small town of Walkerton, Indiana — a place that inspires the song “The Lamest Place on Earth.”

Evan and his mom shack up with his Jewish grandma Ruth, played by the wonderful Rhea Pearlman. “If it took a divorce to get you to come back, maybe it’s a good thing,” Ruth tells her daughter, in true Jewish mom fashion. “I look at the bright side,” she professes.

The very easy-on-the-eyes Peter Hermann of “Younger” plays Evan’s dad, Joel, who stays behind in New York City with Evan’s very congenial rabbi, Rabbi Shapiro, played by Jewish comedian and dad Josh Peck. Peck makes for the perfect movie rabbi, and he is full of Jewish jokes and zingers for his young student. In the trailer, after Evan attempts to chant his Hebrew Torah portion, Rabbi Shapiro answers a pretend call and tells the teen: “It’s God, he wants his language back.”

Here's the trailer for the movie. Enjoy! 

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Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Remembering Ed Asner and His First Performance -- A Failed Bar Mitzvah Reading

Ed Asner, the burly and prolific actor who became a star in middle age as the gruff but lovable newsman Lou Grant, first in the hit comedy “The Mary Tyler Moore Show,” and later in the drama “Lou Grant,” died Sunday. He was 91.

As reported in The Times of Israel,

Asner was born in Kansas City, Missouri, in 1929, to Orthodox Jewish parents, Lizzie Seliger and Morris David Asner, who had immigrated from the Soviet Union. He was given the Hebrew name Yitzhak.

He almost became a newsman in real life. He studied journalism at the University of Chicago until a professor told him there was little money to be made in the profession.

He quickly switched to drama, debuting as the martyred Thomas Becket in a campus production of T.S. Eliot’s “Murder in the Cathedral.”

As Grant aged, many of his characters were more explicitly Jewish, from Joe Danzig, a worn-out principal at a troubled inner-city high school in “The Bronx Zoo,” in 1988, to Sid Weinberg, the abusive stepfather in the recent “Karate Kid” reboot, “Cobra Kai.”

Asner was interviewed as part of the Yiddish Book Center's Wexler Oral History Project. In an excerpt from the interview, he described his harrowing first performance -- his Bar Mitzvah, where he was criticized by his father and his uncle. Having failed his first performance, he became determined to be an actor.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Actress Lisa Kudrow's Son Has a Drive-By Bar Mitzvah



When actress Lisa Kudrow was interviewed on The Conan O'Brien Show, she told Conan and the audience about the time that her son had a "Drive By Bar Mitzvah."

He happened to be in a mall, and a Chabad rabbi asked him if he was Jewish and if he had a Bar Mitzvah. After he quickly put on tefilin and a kippah, the rabbi declared him a bar mitzvah. A photo was taken for his mom and that was it. Another Jewish TV moment.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Joel Grey Talks About Being a Jewish Actor and Remembers His Bar Mitzvah


Joel Grey has had many roles as actor, singer, dancer, director, and photographer. He is best known for portraying the Nazi Master of Ceremonies in the Kander & Ebb musical Cabaret, as well as in the 1972 film adaptation. He has won an Academy Award, Tony Award, and Golden Globe Award. 

Most recently he has won praise for his direction of the Yiddish version of Fiddler on the Roof

Last week Joel Grey was inducted into the Manhattan Jewish Hall of Fame. Interviewed by Rabbi Mark Golub, he reflected on his role in Cabaret, and fondly recalled his Bar Mitzvah, even reciting the first few words of his Maftir.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Jon Stewart Crashes Jimmy Kimmel's Interview with Bar Mitzvah Kid


When kids have their Bar or Bat Mitzvah they often have some kind of theme. Last week fans of the late night show Jimmy Kimmel Live were treated to an inside look at the Bar Mitzvah of a young man from Media, Pennsylvania named Will Rubin. 

Will's Bar Mitzvah was Jimmy Kimmel Live themed, so Jimmy invited Will onto the show where he was surprised by none other than former TV host Jon Stewart.

Stewart's walk-on was warmly welcomed by the studio audience as he added an extra Jewish dimension to the proceedings.

Enjoy!

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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Throwback Thursday Comedy Special: Alan King Reminisces About His Son's Bar Mitzvah Haftorah


We hope you had a joyful month of holidays. Now that Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot are behind us, we're back to our usual mix of jokes and funny happenings around the world. 

Mondays are reserved for a Joke to Start the Week, Fridays for a Shabbat-related post, and Thursdays for reaching back in time for a classic comedy post. The other days? Whatever we think is funny or nachas-producing.

On this Throwback Thursday we're reaching back to an episode of The Johnny Carson Show when Johnny interviewed Alan King and Alan reminisced about the time his son had difficulty learning the Haftorah for his Bar Mitzvah.

Enjoy!

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Thursday, October 13, 2016

World's Oldest Man Has Bar Mitzvah in Israel at 113


As a young boy, Polish-born Yisrael Kristal looked forward to turning 13 when he could celebrate his Bar Mitzvah. But that was 1916 and World War I crushed that hope. Little did he know that he would wait a century for that ceremony.

Kristal barely survived the next world war as a prisoner in Auschwitz. After WWII, he rebuilt his life in Israel, raising a family and opening a business. Earlier this year, he was recognized by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest man.

But the milestone event that marks a Jewish boy's passage to adulthood eluded Kristal until last week when he finally celebrated his Bar Mitzvah, at the age of 113, surrounded by two children, nine grandchildren and 30 great-grandchildren in Haifa, Israel.


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Sunday, October 18, 2015

Vanessa Bayer Shares the Origin of Her "Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy" Character on Saturday Night Live


We have a family Bar Mitzvah coming up this week, so we think it's appropriate to share an interview with comedian Vanessa Bayer, who created the "Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy" character as a recurring feature on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.

The interview was with Scott Rogowsky on the Running Late program taped last November at Caroline's on Broadway. In it, Bayer explains the origin of the Jacob character, and talks about her own Bat Mitzvah in Israel.

We previously posted video clips with Bayer explaining Shabbat and Passover as she engaged in awkward conversations with news anchors Seth Meyers and Michael Che. If you missed the Passover video, which also included Billy Crystal as Jacob's dad, here it is again, followed by the interview.

Enjoy!

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

Comedy Showcase: Joel Chasnoff on Bar Mitzvahs and Jewish Food


We've been fans of stand-up comedian Joel Chasnoff since 2010, when we started posting some of his funny routines about traveling, Jewish day school basketball, and Jewish holidays.

After graduating from Penn, Joel served as a tank gunner in the Israel Defense Forces. Joel’s memoir, The 188th Armored Brigade, is a brash and gritty depiction of his year in combat that Kirkus Reviews calls “Horrifyingly hilarious.” 



Joel’s comedy is a smart mix of personal anecdotes and keen observational humor, centered around the theme of the absurdity of modern American life. When he’s not on tour, Joel teaches stand-up comedy at the 92nd Street Y in Manhattan.



Here's Joel's funny take on Bar Mitzvahs and Friday night food.

Enjoy!

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Friday, November 14, 2014

Comedy on Records - Sam Levenson Tells a Bar Mitzvah Story


Sam Levenson (1911-1980) was one of the most popular Jewish comedians on television from the 1940s through the 1970s. He was a panelist on The Price is Right, What's My Line, and Password. He had his own show, The Sam Levenson Show, hosted the game show Two For the Money, and appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show 22 times.

His Jewishness was apparent from his speech and his stories about his large immigrant family in Brooklyn. It came through most clearly in his recordings of growing up Jewish in New York.

There was no YouTube back in 1947 when this 78rpm record was made, so the only motion in this video is the record revolving on the turntable. But we think you'll laugh and enjoy Levenson's story of the Bar Mitzvah Boy. We can't prove it, but we think this may be the origin of the classic "Today I am a fountain pen" joke.

Enjoy!

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Friday, April 4, 2014

Throwing Candy at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah? Why Not at Other Occasions? A HaHafuch Comedy Skit


Israel's HaHafuch comedy troupe has been featured many times here at Jewish Humor Central. They do improv and sketch comedy in their periodic shows in Jerusalem. We try to see their performances whenever we're in Jerusalem. 

This year they're performing in mid-June and we're visiting now and in December. So we'll have to manage with viewing the funny video clips that they post on YouTube. And they're really funny. 

Most of us are familiar with the custom of throwing candy, either as individual pieces or wrapped up in small bags at Bar Mitzvah boys and Bat Mitzvah girls when they complete their Torah reading in the synagogue. But the HaHafuch crew asked why should such a fun custom be limited to these occasions? Why not throw candy on other happy occasions?

The occasions they picked for this video should produce at least a chuckle, if not an outright LOL. How about throwing candy when a waiter brings your order immediately? On acceptance of an engagement ring? When a dog does what he's asked to do? Or when two JDaters realize that they both look exactly like their online photos? The possibilities are endless.

Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom from the City of Gold.

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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Drake, Canadian Black Jewish Singer and Actor, Replays His Bar Mitzvah on Saturday Night Live



Aubrey Drake Graham, the singer, rapper, and actor who goes by the name Drake, hosted the first Saturday Night Live show of 2014 and opened with a monologue that recalled his Bar Mitzvah in Toronto in 1999, where he attended a Jewish day school.

The skit includes SNL regulars, with Vanessa Bayer, who usually plays Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy on the show, in the role of his Jewish mother.

The skit, which is mostly a succession of predictable Jewish references, includes a funny line by Bayer that was probably missed by most of the audience. At 2:45 into the skit, he announces that from now on he will be called Drake. Bayer corrects him, telling him that he should be called Dracob. Or is it Draykop?

Dracob would be a simple and obvious reference to Bayer's role as the shy Bar Mitzvah boy that she has depicted. But Draykop is much funnier, if that was the SNL writers' intent. The Yiddish term is usually defined as a scatterbrain, or someone whose head is turned from talking so much or who turns your head around from listening to them. So which is it -- Dracob or Draykop? We'll let you decide.

Enjoy!

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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Vanessa Bayer's "Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy" Explains the Meaning of Shabbat


Saturday Night Live has had its share of Jewish cast members, and this year is no exception.

Now in her fourth year on the show, Vanessa Bayer has made a name for herself with hilarious impressions of women in the news and original funny characters that she created.

Bayer, 32, grew up in Ohio and attended the University of Pennsylvania. She was a member of the Second City troupe in Chicago and was part of the all-Jewish cast of its stage show Jewsical: The Musical, a musical that presented a comedic take on Jewish life and culture.

One of her regular characters is Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy, who engages in awkward conversations with news anchor Seth Meyers on SNL's Weekend Update segment.

In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Bayer explained the origin of the character:
The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. It's kind of based on that. A lot of my brother's friends who have seen it think that the gestures I make are based on my brother, which is pretty funny and might be true.
When I started doing standup in college, I just started doing that character. My first year on the show, one of the writers wrote me into a sketch where I played a Bar Mitzvah boy and I got to do it, which was so cool. . . but the whole thing started in my standup. I felt like I had seen that boy so much, and it's so fun to play that little awkward boy who likes to tell dad-style jokes. It's so funny that a little boy that age has to be so formal for an entire weekend.
In this segment, broadcast in October, Jacob tries to explain the meaning of Shabbat.

Enjoy! (after a very short commercial)

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Bark Mitzvah Update: Nicky the Pomeranian's Sister Sophia Gets Her Own Special Day


In January 2012 we ran an Associated Press story and local TV video about a Pomeranian dog named Nicky who turned 2, or 13 in dog years, and celebrated his "Bark Mitzvah" in Stanhope, New Jersey. This was a doggy version of a Bar Mitzvah with all the trimmings. 

Predictably, it drew negative comments, including criticism of the event by a rabbi who called it degrading and the TV reporter who referred to the "wacky chutzpah" of the dog owners who organized the event. But some of our readers praised the owners for throwing a party for their beloved pet.

At the end of the celebration, the TV reporter noted that Nicky's sister Sophia was four now, and if she keeps up with her studies, they plan on continuing the new tradition. Well, fast forward to April, and that's exactly what they did.

But Sophia's Bark Mitzvah became the subject of the National Geographic show, Nat Geo Wild: Spoiled Rotten Pets, as one of the more outrageous examples of overly spoiled and pampered pets.

Enjoy (?)

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Sunday, September 22, 2013

TV Classic: Judge Judy Rules in Bar Mitzvah Disc Jockey Case



Judge Judith Sheindlin presides as Judge Judy in the longest running TV court show, adjudicating small claims disputes since 1996. It's now in its 18th season and has been renewed through 2014.

Sheindlin, in the role of Judge Judy, is a retired Manhattan Family Court judge. She's known for her tough talk to litigants and also funny asides as she passes judgement on her cases.

We discovered a case that made us chuckle and we wanted to share it with you. It involves a Bar Mitzvah celebration in Las Vegas in which the parents of the Bar Mitzvah paid a disc jockey $1150 for his performance at the event. They were unhappy about the quality of his performance and stopped payment on the check.

The DJ sued to collect payment for his services. The parents countersued him for defamation of character because he wrote letters to four rabbis and the local newspaper saying that they stiffed him.

The parents claimed that their guests emailed them the next day with complaints about how horrible the Bar Mitzvah was, but instead of presenting copies of the emails, gave the judge copies of letters that were solicited six months after the event. That really got Judge Judy mad. 

Choice quotes from the judge during the trial:
"On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day."
"I've been to more Bar Mitzvahs in my day than you have and I've made more."
"No guest at a Jewish Bar Mitzvah tells their host or hostess what a terrible time they've had."

So who was right and who was wrong? Watch the rest of the video and find out.

Enjoy!

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Florida Rabbi Celebrates His Bar Mitzvah 47 Years Late


Rabbi Leonid Feldman celebrated his Bar Mitzvah last month in Temple Beth El in West Palm Beach, Florida, the synagogue where he is the spiritual leader. But next week he's turning 60. Why a Bar Mitzvah celebration now?

As Betty Nelander wrote in the Palm Beach Daily News:
As a 13-year-old growing up in the Soviet Republic of Moldavia, Feldman was denied this opportunity since Jews there could not practice or study Judaism or Jewish culture. He never heard of a bar mitzvah, a synagogue or the Holocaust when he was 13 and living under Communism.
“I say to people: ‘It is unusual. Usually you get bar-mitzvahed and then you become a rabbi. I am going backwards,’ ” said Feldman, who has performed hundreds of bar mitzvahs. “To be honest, there is no law that you have to be bar mitzvahed. Think about it: There are 3 million Russian Jews have never heard about bar mitzvah but they are Jews. A million and a half of them live in Israel and they still don’t know anything about it.

“American Jews take it for granted,” said Feldman.

Leaving behind religious suppression in Russia, Feldman went to Israel for three years. He then traveled to Italy for a year, and arrived in America in 1980. He moved to South Florida in 1988, a year after becoming a U.S. citizen. He was the spiritual leader Temple Emanu-El of Palm Beach for 12 years. He then was the rabbi of Temple Emanu-El in Miami Beach until 2004.
For the first 6 minutes and 20 seconds, he speaks as the thirteen-year-old he was in Kishinev and how he hates his name and hates being a Jew. Then he abruptly shifts to the present and delivers a moving Bar Mitzvah speech about how he loves Judaism and believes that Judaism is the most beautiful thing ever created. 

Enjoy the video. Shabbat shalom.

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(A tip of the kippah and a copyof our e-book, Jewish Humor on Your Desktop, Volume 3: Humor in Jewish Life, to Jonathan Minsberg for bringing this video to our attention.)

Monday, September 3, 2012

A Joke to Start the Week: The Missing Teaspoon


It's Monday morning, start of another work week. (Yes, our friends in Israel, we know that Sunday is the start of your work week.) It's time for a joke to start the week, and we've been dipping into the treasure chest of Old Jews Telling Jokes each Monday morning, a practice that seems to be meeting with your approval, based on the "Like" responses we're getting.

Today's joke features Norman Ginsberg, a relatively young "Old Jew" at 61, telling a story about a missing antique silver teaspoon at a Bar Mitzvah and the 15-year-long search for what happened to it.

Enjoy!

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Moves Like Moses - Bar Mitzvah a Cappella


Last December we posted a Chanukah video by the Pella Singers, a talented a capella group with an impressive record of performing at bar mitzvahs and bat mitzvahs, and also at the White House, various sporting events, and the annual Celebrate Israel Parade in New York City.

They've mastered the art of singing without using musical instruments, using only their mouths and voices to simulate the musical sounds. This comes in handy when performing musical numbers at Friday night and Shabbat simchas.

The Pella performers have released a new video called Moves Like Moses, based on the pop song Moves Like Jagger, We hope you enjoy it.

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Monday, July 18, 2011

Meet Steve Mittleman, the Made Over Wedding Comedian


Steve Mittleman has been doing clean, funny, standup Jewish comedy for more than 30 years, and has recently had a revival after undergoing an extreme makeover that totally changed his appearance. In 2008 he had a facelift, nose job, removal of his double chin, crossed-eye surgery, and dental work.

In less than nine weeks he was back on the comedy circuit, doing his shtick at weddings, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, synagogue events, and on cruise ships.

Steve has really been around a long time, having appeared with Johnny Carson, Steve Martin, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld and many other top entertainers in Atlantic City and Las Vegas. He did hundreds of comedy shows at clubs, casinos, colleges, and corporate and Jewish events.

Here's a video of a performance by Steve at a wedding in May. Enjoy!