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Sports announcer Howard Cosell hosted Saturday Night Live on April 13, 1985. Hosts on the show typically were included in comedy skits featuring their roles in the entertainment industry, and this one was no exception.
Cosell, born Howard Cohen in 1918, was best known for his distinctive staccato voice, accent, syntax, and cadence, and they became the basis of a skit portraying Cosell's Bar Mitzvah, where he played the role of his lawyer father, Morris Cosell. His mother was played by comedian Billy Crystal, in one of his funniest roles.
Let's turn the clock back 39 years and join in the fun at the reception hall where the Bar Mitzvah was celebrated.
In 2008, a musical show titled 13 made its appearance on Broadway and lasted for 105 performances. It was about a 12 year old boy who grapples with his parents' divorce, moves to a small town in Indiana, prepares for his impending Bar Mitzvah, and navigates the complicated social circles of a new school. 13
is the only Broadway musical ever with a cast and band entirely made of
teenagers.
Now it's a movie coming to Netflix on August 12. As Lior Zaltzman wrote on Kveller:
The movie musical stars actor Eli Golden as Evan Goldman, a
12-year-old teen preparing for his bar mitzvah in New York City. “A bar
mitzvah is the event that defines you, the Jewish Superbowl,” Goldman
says in the trailer. Unfortunately, his plans for the epic bar mitzvah
are foiled by the dissolution of his parents’ marriage.
Instead of spending his days planning a tony Manhattan coming-of-age
party, Evan has to move with his mom, played by IRL Jewish mom Debra
Messing, to the small town of Walkerton, Indiana — a place that inspires
the song “The Lamest Place on Earth.”
Evan and his mom shack up with his Jewish grandma Ruth, played by the
wonderful Rhea Pearlman. “If it took a divorce to get you to come back,
maybe it’s a good thing,” Ruth tells her daughter, in true Jewish mom
fashion. “I look at the bright side,” she professes.
The very easy-on-the-eyes Peter Hermann of “Younger” plays Evan’s
dad, Joel, who stays behind in New York City with Evan’s very congenial
rabbi, Rabbi Shapiro, played by Jewish comedian and dad Josh Peck.
Peck makes for the perfect movie rabbi, and he is full of Jewish jokes
and zingers for his young student. In the trailer, after Evan attempts
to chant his Hebrew Torah portion, Rabbi Shapiro answers a pretend call
and tells the teen: “It’s God, he wants his language back.”
Here's the trailer for the movie. Enjoy!
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Ed Asner, the burly and prolific actor who became a star in middle age
as the gruff but lovable newsman Lou Grant, first in the hit comedy “The
Mary Tyler Moore Show,” and later in the drama “Lou Grant,” died
Sunday. He was 91.
As reported in The Times of Israel,
Asner was born in Kansas City, Missouri, in 1929, to Orthodox Jewish
parents, Lizzie Seliger and Morris David Asner, who had immigrated from
the Soviet Union. He was given the Hebrew name Yitzhak.
He almost became a newsman in real life. He studied journalism at the
University of Chicago until a professor told him there was little money
to be made in the profession.
He quickly switched to drama, debuting as the martyred Thomas Becket
in a campus production of T.S. Eliot’s “Murder in the Cathedral.”
As Grant aged, many of his characters were more explicitly Jewish, from
Joe Danzig, a worn-out principal at a troubled inner-city high school in
“The Bronx Zoo,” in 1988, to Sid Weinberg, the abusive stepfather in
the recent “Karate Kid” reboot, “Cobra Kai.”
Asner was interviewed as part of the Yiddish Book Center's Wexler Oral History Project. In an excerpt from the interview, he described his harrowing first performance -- his Bar Mitzvah, where he was criticized by his father and his uncle. Having failed his first performance, he became determined to be an actor.
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When actress Lisa Kudrow was interviewed on The Conan O'Brien Show, she told Conan and the audience about the time that her son had a "Drive By Bar Mitzvah."
He happened to be in a mall, and a Chabad rabbi asked him if he was Jewish and if he had a Bar Mitzvah. After he quickly put on tefilin and a kippah, the rabbi declared him a bar mitzvah. A photo was taken for his mom and that was it. Another Jewish TV moment. Enjoy! A
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Joel Grey has had many roles as actor, singer, dancer, director, and photographer. He is best known for portraying the Nazi Master of Ceremonies in the Kander & Ebb musical Cabaret, as well as in the 1972 film adaptation. He has won an Academy Award, Tony Award, and Golden Globe Award.
Most recently he has won praise for his direction of the Yiddish version of Fiddler on the Roof.
Last week Joel Grey was inducted into the Manhattan Jewish Hall of Fame. Interviewed by Rabbi Mark Golub, he reflected on his role in Cabaret, and fondly recalled his Bar Mitzvah, even reciting the first few words of his Maftir.
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When kids have their Bar or Bat Mitzvah they often have some kind of
theme. Last week fans of the late night show Jimmy Kimmel Live were treated to an inside look at the Bar Mitzvah of a young man from Media, Pennsylvania named Will Rubin.
Will's Bar Mitzvah was Jimmy Kimmel Live themed, so Jimmy
invited Will onto the show where he was surprised by none other than former TV host Jon Stewart.
Stewart's walk-on was warmly welcomed by the studio audience as he added an extra Jewish dimension to the proceedings.
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We hope you had a joyful month of holidays. Now that Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, and Sukkot are behind us, we're back to our usual mix of jokes and funny happenings around the world.
Mondays are reserved for a Joke to Start the Week, Fridays for a Shabbat-related post, and Thursdays for reaching back in time for a classic comedy post. The other days? Whatever we think is funny or nachas-producing. On this Throwback Thursday we're reaching back to an episode of The Johnny Carson Show when Johnny interviewed Alan King and Alan reminisced about the time his son had difficulty learning the Haftorah for his Bar Mitzvah. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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As a young boy, Polish-born Yisrael Kristal looked forward to turning 13
when he could celebrate his Bar Mitzvah. But that was 1916 and World War I crushed that hope. Little did
he know that he would wait a century for that ceremony.
Kristal
barely survived the next world war as a prisoner in Auschwitz. After
WWII, he rebuilt his life in Israel, raising a family and opening a
business. Earlier this year, he was recognized by Guinness World Records
as the world's oldest man.
But the milestone event that marks a
Jewish boy's passage to adulthood eluded Kristal until last week when he
finally celebrated his Bar Mitzvah, at the age of 113, surrounded by
two children, nine grandchildren and 30 great-grandchildren in Haifa,
Israel. (A
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We have a family Bar Mitzvah coming up this week, so we think it's appropriate to share an interview with comedian Vanessa Bayer, who created the "Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy" character as a recurring feature on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
The interview was with Scott Rogowsky on the Running Late program taped last November at Caroline's on Broadway. In it, Bayer explains the origin of the Jacob character, and talks about her own Bat Mitzvah in Israel.
We previously posted video clips with Bayer explaining Shabbat and Passover as she engaged in awkward conversations with news anchors Seth Meyers and Michael Che. If you missed the Passover video, which also included Billy Crystal as Jacob's dad, here it is again, followed by the interview.
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After
graduating from Penn, Joel served as a tank gunner in the Israel
Defense Forces. Joel’s memoir, The 188th Armored Brigade, is a brash
and gritty depiction of his year in combat that Kirkus Reviews calls
“Horrifyingly hilarious.”
Joel’s
comedy is a smart mix of personal anecdotes and keen observational
humor, centered around the theme of the absurdity of modern American
life. When he’s not on tour, Joel teaches stand-up comedy at the 92nd
Street Y in Manhattan.
Here's Joel's funny take on Bar Mitzvahs and Friday night food.
Enjoy!
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Sam Levenson (1911-1980) was one of the most popular Jewish comedians on television from the 1940s through the 1970s. He was a panelist on The Price is Right, What's My Line, and Password. He had his own show, The Sam Levenson Show, hosted the game show Two For the Money, and appeared on The Ed Sullivan Show 22 times. His Jewishness was apparent from his speech and his stories about his large immigrant family in Brooklyn. It came through most clearly in his recordings of growing up Jewish in New York. There was no YouTube back in 1947 when this 78rpm record was made, so the only motion in this video is the record revolving on the turntable. But we think you'll laugh and enjoy Levenson's story of the Bar Mitzvah Boy. We can't prove it, but we think this may be the origin of the classic "Today I am a fountain pen" joke. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Israel's HaHafuch comedy troupe has been featured many times here at Jewish Humor Central. They do improv and sketch comedy in their periodic shows in Jerusalem. We try to see their performances whenever we're in Jerusalem.
This year they're performing in mid-June and we're visiting now and in December. So we'll have to manage with viewing the funny video clips that they post on YouTube. And they're really funny. Most of us are familiar with the custom of throwing candy, either as individual pieces or wrapped up in small bags at Bar Mitzvah boys and Bat Mitzvah girls when they complete their Torah reading in the synagogue. But the HaHafuch crew asked why should such a fun custom be limited to these occasions? Why not throw candy on other happy occasions? The occasions they picked for this video should produce at least a chuckle, if not an outright LOL. How about throwing candy when a waiter brings your order immediately? On acceptance of an engagement ring? When a dog does what he's asked to do? Or when two JDaters realize that they both look exactly like their online photos? The possibilities are endless. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom from the City of Gold. (A
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Aubrey Drake Graham, the singer, rapper, and actor who goes by the name Drake, hosted the first Saturday Night Live show of 2014 and opened with a monologue that recalled his Bar Mitzvah in Toronto in 1999, where he attended a Jewish day school. The skit includes SNL regulars, with Vanessa Bayer, who usually plays Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy on the show, in the role of his Jewish mother. The skit, which is mostly a succession of predictable Jewish references, includes a funny line by Bayer that was probably missed by most of the audience. At 2:45 into the skit, he announces that from now on he will be called Drake. Bayer corrects him, telling him that he should be called Dracob. Or is it Draykop? Dracob would be a simple and obvious reference to Bayer's role as the shy Bar Mitzvah boy that she has depicted. But Draykop is much funnier, if that was the SNL writers' intent. The Yiddish term is usually defined as a scatterbrain, or someone whose head is turned from talking so much or who turns your head around from listening to them. So which is it -- Dracob or Draykop? We'll let you decide. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Saturday Night Live has had its share of Jewish cast members, and this year is no exception.
Now in her fourth year on the show, Vanessa Bayer has made a name for herself with hilarious impressions of women in the news and original funny characters that she created. Bayer, 32, grew up in Ohio and attended the University of Pennsylvania. She was a member of the Second City troupe in Chicago and was part of the all-Jewish cast of its stage show Jewsical: The Musical, a musical that presented a comedic take on Jewish life and culture.
One of her regular characters is Jacob the Bar Mitzvah boy, who engages in awkward conversations with news anchor Seth Meyers on SNL's Weekend Update segment.
In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Bayer explained the origin of the character:
The town I grew up in was at least fifty percent Jewish, so every
weekend in the 7th grade, we went to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs. It's kind of
based on that. A lot of my brother's friends who have seen it think that
the gestures I make are based on my brother, which is pretty funny and
might be true.
When I started doing standup in college, I just started doing that
character. My first year on the show, one of the writers wrote me into a
sketch where I played a Bar Mitzvah boy and I got to do it, which was
so cool. . . but the whole thing started in my standup. I felt like I
had seen that boy so much, and it's so fun to play that little awkward
boy who likes to tell dad-style jokes. It's so funny that a little boy that age has to be so formal for an entire weekend.
In this segment, broadcast in October, Jacob tries to explain the meaning of Shabbat. Enjoy! (after a very short commercial)
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In January 2012 we ran an Associated Press story and local TV video about a Pomeranian dog named Nicky who turned 2, or 13 in dog years, and celebrated his "Bark Mitzvah" in Stanhope, New Jersey. This was a doggy version of a Bar Mitzvah with all the trimmings.
Predictably, it drew negative comments, including criticism of the event by a rabbi who called it degrading and the TV reporter who referred to the "wacky chutzpah" of the dog owners who organized the event. But some of our readers praised the owners for throwing a party for their beloved pet. At the end of the celebration, the TV reporter noted that Nicky's sister Sophia was four now, and if she keeps up with her studies, they plan on continuing the new tradition. Well, fast forward to April, and that's exactly what they did.
But Sophia's Bark Mitzvah became the subject of the National Geographic show, Nat Geo Wild: Spoiled Rotten Pets, as one of the more outrageous examples of overly spoiled and pampered pets.
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Judge Judith Sheindlin presides as Judge Judy in the longest running TV court show, adjudicating small claims disputes since 1996. It's now in its 18th season and has been renewed through 2014. Sheindlin, in the role of Judge Judy, is a retired Manhattan Family Court judge. She's known for her tough talk to litigants and also funny asides as she passes judgement on her cases. We discovered a case that made us chuckle and we wanted to share it with you. It involves a Bar Mitzvah celebration in Las Vegas in which the parents of the Bar Mitzvah paid a disc jockey $1150 for his performance at the event. They were unhappy about the quality of his performance and stopped payment on the check. The DJ sued to collect payment for his services. The parents countersued him for defamation of character because he wrote letters to four rabbis and the local newspaper saying that they stiffed him. The parents claimed that their guests emailed them the next day with complaints about how horrible the Bar Mitzvah was, but instead of presenting copies of the emails, gave the judge copies of letters that were solicited six months after the event. That really got Judge Judy mad. Choice quotes from the judge during the trial: "On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day." "I've been to more Bar Mitzvahs in my day than you have and I've made more." "No guest at a Jewish Bar Mitzvah tells their host or hostess what a terrible time they've had." So who was right and who was wrong? Watch the rest of the video and find out. Enjoy!
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Rabbi Leonid Feldman celebrated his Bar Mitzvah last month in Temple Beth El in West Palm Beach, Florida, the synagogue where he is the spiritual leader. But next week he's turning 60. Why a Bar Mitzvah celebration now?
As a 13-year-old growing up in the Soviet Republic of Moldavia, Feldman
was denied this opportunity since Jews there could not practice or study
Judaism or Jewish culture. He never heard of a bar mitzvah, a synagogue
or the Holocaust when he was 13 and living under Communism.
“I say to people: ‘It is unusual. Usually you get bar-mitzvahed and
then you become a rabbi. I am going backwards,’ ” said Feldman, who has
performed hundreds of bar mitzvahs. “To be honest, there is no law that
you have to be bar mitzvahed. Think about it: There are 3 million
Russian Jews have never heard about bar mitzvah but they are Jews. A
million and a half of them live in Israel and they still don’t know
anything about it.
“American Jews take it for granted,” said Feldman.
Leaving
behind religious suppression in Russia, Feldman went to Israel for
three years. He then traveled to Italy for a year, and arrived in
America in 1980. He moved to South Florida in 1988, a year after
becoming a U.S. citizen. He was the spiritual leader Temple Emanu-El of
Palm Beach for 12 years. He then was the rabbi of Temple Emanu-El in
Miami Beach until 2004.
For the first 6 minutes and 20 seconds, he speaks as the thirteen-year-old he was in Kishinev and how he hates his name and hates being a Jew. Then he abruptly shifts to the present and delivers a moving Bar Mitzvah speech about how he loves Judaism and believes that Judaism is the most beautiful thing ever created. Enjoy the video. Shabbat shalom. (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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It's Monday morning, start of another work week. (Yes, our friends in Israel, we know that Sunday is the start of your work week.) It's time for a joke to start the week, and we've been dipping into the treasure chest of Old Jews Telling Jokes each Monday morning, a practice that seems to be meeting with your approval, based on the "Like" responses we're getting. Today's joke features Norman Ginsberg, a relatively young "Old Jew" at 61, telling a story about a missing antique silver teaspoon at a Bar Mitzvah and the 15-year-long search for what happened to it. Enjoy!
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Last December we posted a Chanukah video by the Pella Singers, a talented a capella group with an impressive record of performing at bar mitzvahs and bat mitzvahs, and also at the White House, various sporting events, and the annual Celebrate Israel Parade in New York City.
They've mastered the art of singing without using musical instruments, using only their mouths and voices to simulate the musical sounds. This comes in handy when performing musical numbers at Friday night and Shabbat simchas.
The Pella performers have released a new video called Moves Like Moses, based on the pop song Moves Like Jagger, We hope you enjoy it.
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Steve Mittleman has been doing clean, funny, standup Jewish comedy for more than 30 years, and has recently had a revival after undergoing an extreme makeover that totally changed his appearance. In 2008 he had a facelift, nose job, removal of his double chin, crossed-eye surgery, and dental work.
In less than nine weeks he was back on the comedy circuit, doing his shtick at weddings, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, synagogue events, and on cruise ships.
Steve has really been around a long time, having appeared with Johnny Carson, Steve Martin, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld and many other top entertainers in Atlantic City and Las Vegas. He did hundreds of comedy shows at clubs, casinos, colleges, and corporate and Jewish events.
Here's a video of a performance by Steve at a wedding in May. Enjoy!
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The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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