Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Rivka Arki-Amar is a professional harpist and professor in Jerusalem
.
She is a dedicated and accomplished musician with experience
performing in various settings and genres, including classical,
contemporary, and folk music.
Her focus is on technique and expression,
and she is known for her professionalism and ability to adapt to diverse
performance environments. She also collaborates with other musicians
and artists.
Today we welcome Shabbat with Rivka Arki-Amar playing Uzi Hitman's version of Adon Olam on her harp as filmed in Jerusalem's City of David.
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with the singing of Yigdal by Emeritus Hazzan Daniel Halfon of the Yad Harav Nissim synagogue in Jerusalem and a leading authority of the cantorial style of the western Sephardim.
A classically trained baritone, Halfon was born in England and grew up in London's ancient Spanish and Portuguese community under the tutelage of Rabbi Dr Abraham Levy z"l.
He studied Hazzanut with four of the outstanding cantors of the Western Sephardi tradition: Eliezer Abinun z"l, Abraham Beniso z"l, Abraham Lopes Cardozo z"l and Halfon Benarroch z"l.
As a young man he received the call from Congregation Shearith Israel in New York to serve as Hazzan, and over the past 30 years he has been invited to sing in Sephardi synagogues across the world.
In 2006 he was appointed by the President of the State of Israel as Hazzan of the Presidential Synagogue.
Daniel studied vocal production with Neil Semer and Kenneth Newbern in New York, and in Jerusalem with Jay Shir.
This spirited melody for Yigdal, which bears a striking, but probably wholly coincidental, resemblance to the Scottish folk song Coming Through The Rye, is a comparative late comer to the London repertoire. In all likelihood it was brought to Bevis Marks from the Netherlands by Hazzan Joseph Gomes de Mesquita (1878-1958). Although much loved, it is sung only occasionally on Shabbatot and Mo’adim.
In the Portuguese community of Amsterdam, by contrast, this tune is the standard Erev Shabbat melody. In addition it provides an endearing setting for the table song Yah Ribon.
Today is Hoshana Rabbah, the last day of Sukkot. In synagogues around the world, Jews take up the etrog and lulav for the last time and march around the shul seven times carrying them together with the myrtle and willow leaves.
In the evening we welcome Shemini Atzeret, a separate holiday which leads into Simchat Torah. In Israel, both holidays are celebrated in a single day.
The search for a nice set of the four species is a big project in Israel, where stands are set up in the street and in front of stores where the etrogim (citrons) are on display for buyers to inspect and purchase.
In this video, singer Aaron Holder visits the Mahane Yehuda market in Jerusalem, smelling his way through many etrogim before finding the perfect one.
We will be observing Shemini Atzeret and Simchat Torah on Thursday and Friday, leading into another Shabbat. So Jewish Humor Central will be taking a break for two days, and we'll be back on Sunday with our usual mix of humor and music.
Today we welcome another Shabbat with Shir LaMaalot, as sung by Berry Sakharof and 400 combat soldiers from the Israel Defense Forces. It was recorded earlier this month in Jerusalem at the National Library of Israel.
Berry Sakharof is an Israeli rock guitarist, singer, songwriter and producer who is
popular and critically acclaimed. He is often referred to as "the
prince" or "the prince of Israeli rock".
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Yesterday's Yom Hazikaron (Memorial Day) in Israel transitioned last night to Yom Ha'atzmaut, a day of celebration of Israel's 76th birthday. Today we offer a salute to Israel on its years of outstanding achievements in so many areas.
Eyal Golan leads us in his popular song Am Yisrael Chai (The Nation of Israel Lives). Eyal is an Israeli singer who sings in the Mizrahi
music pop fusion genre, and is considered one of the most successful
singers in Israel.
Enjoy and Chag Sameach!
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Eli Schwebel is a Brooklyn based recording artist and producer with Jewish music running through his veins.
Schwebel spearheaded the renaissance of Jewish a cappella music, as well as creating a vocally rich, pop-rock sound that transformed the definition of traditional Jewish music. He launched his solo career with his album, “Hearts Mind”, which has been called "groundbreaking" in its genre.
Eli has performed in Avery Fisher Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center, Roy Thompson Hall in Toronto, The Jerusalem Theater, Universal Studios in Hollywood, and just came off sold out performances a Joe's Pub and David Geffen Hall at Lincoln Center.
He has co-headlined with Mordechai Ben David, Avraham Fried, Matisyahu, Yaakov Shwekey, Yonatan Razel, 8th Day, Lipa Schmeltzer, Benny Friedman, Abie Rotenberg, Rivie Schwebel, Neshama Carlebach, Elly Kranzler and has joined D'veykus and The Rabbi's Sons a substitute member.
Today we welcome Shabbat with Eli Schwebel, accompanied by Daniel Hoffman & Yossi Bronfman singing Adon Olam to the melody of Sharm el Sheikh.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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We've
been following the career of the amazing Hasidic Israeli fiddler Daniel
Ahaviel ever since we discovered one of his early YouTube videos in 2010 and posted it on Jewish Humor Central. His
fame and his audiences keep growing as does our amazement at his
boundless energy, his synthesis of Jewish, Irish, and bluegrass music,
and finding that his talent comes from British secular musical roots.
Last year he performed at Kikar Hamusica, a modern complex in the picturesque Nachalat Shiva
neighborhood in central Jerusalem and one of the most enchanting places
to visit. Every day there are live performances in the square, the
repertoire of performances in the square is wide and comprehensive,
including rock n ‘roll, samba, klezmer, reggae, pop and Hasidic music.
Enjoy!
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In times of sadness and anger, it's comforting and inspirational to see examples of the Jewish community uniting in solidarity.
Such a moment took place this week at the Kotel (Western Wall) in Jerusalem when a two-year-old child from Chabad stood on a chair in the presence of a group of IDF soldiers and led them in reciting the Sh'ma and an excerpt from the Passover Haggadah.
In this video clip you can see the child leading and the soldiers responding to the Sh'ma and to the first sentence from this paragraph in the Haggadah:
In each and every generation, a person is obligated to see himself as if he left Egypt, as it is stated (Exodus 13:8); "For the sake of this, did the Lord do [this] for me in my going out of Egypt." Not only our ancestors did the Holy One, blessed be He, redeem, but rather also us [together] with them did he redeem, as it is stated (Deuteronomy 6:23); "And He took us out from there, in order to bring us in, to give us the land which He swore unto our fathers."
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The streets of Jerusalem were filled with tens of thousands of marchers from more than 70 countries yesterday. This march had nothing to do with protests or politics. It was a joyful expression of support for Israel during the Sukkot holiday.
Israel's television station ILTV reported as the marchers streamed through the city on the way to Sacher Park where they enjoyed hours of live musical acts, dance performances, and activities for children.
The march started 68 years ago in 1955, and grows larger every year.
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Today we continue the observance
of Tisha B'Av, the ninth day of the Hebrew month of Av, which ends tonight.
It's a day of fasting and reading from the Book of Lamentations, which
describes the sad state of the Holy Temple and the city of Jerusalem after its
destruction in 586 B.C.E. by the Babylonians.
At the Kotel (Western Wall) in Jerusalem today, the contrast is striking. On
Tisha B'Av, thousands of residents and visitors find their way to join the
throngs who recite Lamentations but also sing songs of hope and prayer.
Yesterday we shared the singing of Acheinu, a prayer for our brothers in
trouble or in captivity. Today we post a video of a throng at the Kotel singing
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There
is no day during the year when we can't find an opportunity to laugh,
chuckle, guffaw, grin, or maybe just crack a smile. Without humor, the
world would be a much grimmer place. Even during the High Holy Days and
on fast days, most of us find a moment to share an anecdote or witty
comment with friends.
Tonight
and tomorrow are no exception, but the overall mood of the elongated
day is much more sorrowful than any other. The reason, of course, is
that tonight we begin the observance of Tisha B'Av, the ninth day of the
Hebrew month of Av, which lasts until Tuesday night.
Tisha B’Av is a fast day that commemorates the destruction of the two Temples. It
also happens to be the day that many other calamities have befallen
the Jewish people, some of which are listed below:
587
BCE (3338)- The First Temple is destroyed by the Babylonians, led by
Nebuchadnezzar. The Jews are sent into what later became known as the
Babylonian Exile.
70 CE (3830)- The Second Temple is destroyed by the Romans, led by Titus.
135 CE (3895) - The Romans defeat
Bar Kochba's last fortress, Betar, and destroy his army. Bar Kochba
himself is killed along with more than 100,000 other Jews. The Roman
Emperor Hadrian turns Jerusalem into a Roman city.
1290 (5050) - King Edward I of England signs an edict expelling all Jews from England.
1492 (5252) - The Alhambra Decree takes effect, expelling the Jews from Spain and from all Spanish territories.
1914 (5674) - World War I begins when Germany declares war on Russia, setting the stage for World War II and the Holocaust.
1940 (5700) - Himmler presents his plan for the "Final Solution" to the Jewish problem to the Nazi Party.
1942 (5702) - Nazis begin deporting Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto.
On Tisha B'Av, Jews gather in darkened synagogues to read Eicha (The Book of Lamentations) and reflect on the tragedies that befell our people through the millennia.
So
we won't post any jokes or hilarity today and tomorrow, but we'll share
a couple of videos that are appropriate for the day.
Today's post is a video taken at the Kotel in Jerusalem in 2020, when Shai Abramson, Chief Cantor of the Israel Defense Forces sang the prayer Acheinu, accompanied by volunteers for Magen David Adom.
As
for our brothers, the whole house of Israel, who are given over to
trouble or captvity, whether they abide on the sea or on the dry land:
May the All-present have mercy upon them, and bring them forth from
trouble to enlargement, from darkness to light, and from subjection
to redemption, now speedily and at a near time; and let us say, Amen. A
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Jerusalem's Mahane Yehuda ("The Shuk") has been a must see destination for tourist visitors and for the residents who rely on it every day for a wide selection of fresh foods. It has been in business for 100 years and marked the occasion yesterday with a big celebration.
Actually the 100th anniversary was in June 2022, but with coronavirus restrictions in place last year, the celebration was held yesterday.
Mahaneh Yehuda was originally registered with the British Mandate authorities
in June 1922, meaning the 100th birthday celebrations should have been
held a year ago but were delayed because of corona. While the market
originally began during the Ottoman Empire, with Arab farmers and
villagers bringing their produce to the area, it was only during the
Mandate that the British Mandate governor appointed a city planner named
Charles Robert Ashby and an architect to draft a plan for the market,
including proper sewage and garbage disposal.
His
plan was never implemented, as it cost too much money, but the shuk
continued to grow. Some of the Arab merchants sold their stalls to
Jewish merchants, many of whom continue to operate them today. The
Mahaneh Yehuda market association has more than 600 members.
Here is the video of the celebration posted by Israel's i24 News channel.
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Tonight at sundown Israel starts celebrating Yom Yerushalayim, Jerusalem Day, a national holiday.
Fifty-six years ago, in 1967, the
Israel Defense Forces broke through the Jordanian defenses and captured
the Old City of Jerusalem, marking the reunification of the city under
Israeli control.
Last year on this day, people from all around the world came together to talk about what they love most about the magnificent city of Jerusalem.
Wishing all our readers a happy Jerusalem Day!
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The Boys Town Jerusalem choir has a new Hanukkah video. Ner Li, a popular Chanukah song written by Levin Kipnis, speaks about how the candles spread light. In the music video, the choir boys spread light in small ways.
Boys Town Jerusalem is one of Israel's premier institutions for
educating the country's next generation of leaders in the fields of
technology, commerce, education, the military and public service.
Since
its founding in 1948, BTJ has pursued its mission of turning young boys
from limited backgrounds into young men with limitless futures. From
Junior High through the College level, the three part curriculum at Boys
Town - academic, technological and Torah - is designed to turn
otherwise disadvantaged Israeli youth into productive citizens of
tomorrow.
Boys Town’s 18 acre campus is a home away from home for its
more than 950 students. More than 7,500 graduates hold key positions
throughout Israeli society. For Chanukah 2022, the Boys Town Jerusalem choir performs Ner Li.
Enjoy! Chag Chanukah Sameach!
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In Israel, the priestly blessing takes
place daily in every synagogue across the country. But twice a year,
once during Passover and once during Sukkot, a mass priestly blessing is
held at the Western Wall.
This gathering of tens of thousands
became tradition following its initiation by Rabbi Menachem Mendel
Gafner during the War of Attrition. He thought of the impact and power
the priestly blessing holds, even following the destruction of the
temples, and decided to offer both kohanim and others to partake in this
meaningful experience en masse during a period that was very difficult
in the State of Israel.
Birkat Kohanim at the Kotel is something
very worth attending at least once. Provided you aren’t bothered by
very large crowds, join the tens of thousands of people who attend this
event annually and receive the historic blessing from hundreds of Jews
of priestly lineage as they face the congregation, hands stretched
forward, chanting in one voice.
This was the scene yesterday morning at the Kotel as Jerusalem residents and visitors came together to receive the blessing of the Kohanim on the third day of Sukkot, the first day of Chol Hamoed.
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There
is no day during the year when we can't find an opportunity to laugh,
chuckle, guffaw, grin, or maybe just crack a smile. Without humor, the
world would be a much grimmer place. Even during the High Holy Days and
on fast days, most of us find a moment to share an anecdote or witty
comment with friends.
Today is no exception, but the overall mood of the elongated
day is much more sorrowful than any other. The reason, of course, is
that today we observe Tisha B'Av, the ninth day of the
Hebrew month of Av.
Tisha B’Av is a fast day that commemorates the destruction of the two Temples. It
also happens to be the day that many other calamities have befallen
the Jewish people.
This year Tisha B'Av was actually yesterday, but because we don't fast on Shabbat, the day of mourning and fasting was put off until today. The same thing happened in 2018, and in that year Israel's i24 News posted a YouTube video by Rabbi Yaacov Kirmayer of the Fifth Avenue Synagogue who explained the significance of the day.
Amid the sadness of the day, there is room for hope and even a bit of laughter, as the rabbi described how centuries ago Rabbi Akiva laughed while visiting the site. Why laughter? Because he realized that the destruction was the fulfillment of a prophecy and pointed to a later prophecy that the Temple would ultimately be rebuilt.
Mariachi Yerushalaim is a band that provides a live Mexican experience and ambience to its audience.
By using the traditional instruments and dressing in the authentic
Mariachi attire, they put on a show that makes the audience feel as if
they were actually in Mexico.
Yojanan Peretz, the pioneer of the group, made Aliya in 2018. Inspired
by his former Hebrew professor Jacob Shekrel in Valencia, Spain he set
out to scout the music scene in Israel. After months of extensive
research, his heart was set on the Mexican genre.
In this interview with i24 TV, lead singer Yosef Daniel Villareal and the mariachi band sing and play Avadim Hayinu and Tequila near the walls of Jerusalem.
Enjoy!
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Today is Lag B'Omer,
the 33rd day of the period between Pesach and Shavuot. Around the
world, the day is celebrated mainly in Jewish schools with children
going on picnics and hikes and playing with toy bows and arrows in the
field. In Israel, schools are closed for two days.
In
Meron, in northern Israel, about 500,000 chasidim make an annual pilgrimage to
the tomb of Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai (Rashbi) to sing, dance, and light
bonfires. Rashbi's tomb is the epicenter of the Lag B'Omer celebrations
because he was one of the students of Rabbi Akiva who survived a
terrible plague that killed thousands of them, and he went on to write
the Zohar, the book of Kabbalah.
This year the Meron celebration was scaled down because of the deadly crush last year that killed 45 people and was the worst civil disaster in Israeli history. The government has made changes this year to boost safety at the site. Only 16,000 people are being allowed in the tomb compound at a time.
Elsewhere in Israel and around the world, bonfires are blazing. In Jerusalem, a section of the Western Wall plaza was cordoned off and a controlled fire blazed in its midst. Here is a video of the celebration last night at the Kotel.
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We've toured Jerusalem many times, but we've never seen it through the perspective of a three-year-old toddler on the run.
Thanks to the use of a special camera stabilizer, Jewlicious founder David Abitbol treats us to a unique visit through Jerusalem.
Follow the 3-year-old toddler as he runs through the alleyways of Nachlaot, the food stalls at the Mahane Yehuda Market, the cobblestone roadways in the Old City, the Jews assembled at the Kotel and the bountiful space at Al Aqsa / Temple Mount.
Enjoy!
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Koolulam is the singing project that brings Israelis from all walks of life who
hadn't met before to sing popular songs together. Koolulam has been bringing people together for four years. It's a social-musical initiative aimed at strengthening the fabric of society. The project centers around mass singing events in which large groups
of non-professionals come together to form a single collaborative
musical creation. Koolulam brings together people from all walks of life
to do one thing: stop everything for a few hours and just sing –
together. At b, the audience is the artist. Every participant enters as a unique individual and comes out, while
still unique, as a part of a larger whole. bbbb For every Koolulam event, a different well-known song is chosen to be
performed. The musical team works hard toward each event, putting
together a fresh and innovative arrangement of the chosen song. They write
new instrumental arrangements as well as an original three-part vocal
arrangement.
On Israel’s 73rd Independence Day, Koolulam gathered around 300 of
Israel’s medical crews to salute their bravery with facing Covid-19 and
to sing the Shlomo Artzi song Tetaaru Lahem (Imagine Yourselves) together at the Torch-Lighting Ceremony on Mt. Herzl.
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ne yourselves a beautiful world
Less sad than it is
And we are walking there with the sun in our pockets
And above the rooftops, The stars
And the time goes by fearless
And I am going to meet her in heaven
Imagine yourselves some joy
Beacause it is so rare around here
A cool city in the dark and both of us under the blanket
She caresses me and says
Whatever you wanted will happen tomorrow
And she is full of reflactions of sadness and happiness
Imagine yourselves in a middle of a beautiful day
The sky is above you, The love is with you
Yes, That's the way it happened, suddenly she said
I can still remember her, like in a storm
Imagine yourselves me falling into her arms
Imagine yourselves a simple world, a room for a night, a house in the rain
Tree scents filled with strawberries, And both of us are drunk
"If we ever break up i'll die", she whispers nervously
Imagine yourselves another chance of suddenly returning to youth
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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