Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Jerry Lewis' gift
of comedy lasted about 85 years, from his stage debut at age 5 in the
Catskills until his death in 2017. Over the years we have posted video
clips of some of his best shtick.
On this Throwback Thursday, we're sharing a segment of the Martin and Lewis show from 1953, when Jerry was featured in a production of the song Never Been Kissed.
For
almost half a century, from the 1930s to 1976, The Barry Sisters,
Claire and Merna, were the voice of Jewish jazz in recordings, nightclub
acts, and television appearances on The Jack Paar Show, The Tonight
Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
In this Throwback Thursday special, Claire and Merna perform "Ev'ry Street's a Boulevard", on The Ed Sullivan Show. The song was written by Jule Styne and Bob Hilliard. It was featured in the 1954 movie Living It Up.
On
this Throwback Thursday we're turning the clock and calendar back to
1955, when Groucho Marx was in his heyday as host of the weekly show You Bet Your Life. The
show debuted on ABC Radio on October 27, 1947, then moved to CBS Radio
debuting October 5, 1949, before making the transition to NBC-TV and NBC
Radio
on October 4, 1950. Because of its simple format, it was possible to
broadcast the show simultaneously on radio and television. The last
episode in its radio format aired on June 10, 1960. On television,
however, the series continued for another year, debuting in its final
season on September 22, 1960, and with a new title, The Groucho Show.
In
this episode, Groucho banters with a contestant who claims to be a strongman who shows up with an inner tube that he proceeds to blow up while answering Groucho's questions.
Stiller
and Meara (Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara) were a husband-and-wife comedy
duo that was popular primarily in the 1960s and 1970s. They made
frequent appearances on television variety shows such as The Ed Sullivan Show. A
lot of their humor focused on their different religious backgrounds,
but actually Meara converted to Reform Judaism six years after marrying
Stiller.
In
this video clip from 1966, Jerry and Anne discover that they're the last two people on earth, but they have differing views on their obligations as survivors.
Today we turn the clock back to 1968 when Joel Grey and the cast of the Broadway musical George M performed two of the hit numbers from the show on The Ed Sullivan Show.
George M was based on the life of George M. Cohan and covered the period from the late 1880s until 1937. It focused on Cohan's life and show business career from his early days in vaudeville with his parents and sister to his later success as a Broadway singer, dancer, composer, lyricist, theatre director and producer.
Joel Grey, born Joel David Katz in 1932, and son of comedian and musician Mickey Katz, is an
American actor, singer, dancer, photographer, and theatre director. He
is best known for portraying the Master of Ceremonies in the musical Cabaret on Broadway and in Bob Fosse's 1972 film adaptation. He has won an Academy Award, a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe Award, and a Tony Award for his performances in the Cabaret stage musical and film. He earned the Lifetime Achievement Tony Award at the 76th Tony Awards in 2023.
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
about 30 years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 71 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations. We came across a video clip of her taking the stage to hilariously air the differences between her husband's driving and her own.
Alan King
(1927-2004) was synonymous with classic Jewish comedy during his career
which lasted about 50 years starting in 1955. He had roles in many
movies, but we remember him most vividly for his stand-up comedy
routines in the Catskills and on television. King began his comedy career with one-liner routines and other material
concerning mothers-in-law and Jews. King's style of comedy changed when
he saw Danny Thomas performing in the early 1950s. He realized that
Thomas was talking to his audience, not at them, and was getting a
better response. King changed his own style from one-liners to a more
conversational style that used everyday life for humor. His comedy
inspired other comedians such as Joan Rivers, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry
David, Billy Crystal, Robert Klein, and Bill Cosby. In this
video clip from the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964,
Alan King tells stories about the frustrations associated with doctors' offices, waiting rooms, and the indignities suffered while waiting to see the doctor. Enjoy!
Carol + 2 was the second of a multi-year series of variety television specials starring Carol Burnett, aired on CBS network in the United States between 1962 and 1989. The first special, Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall, was aired in 1962. It featured Burnett and Julie Andrews.
On March 22, 1966, Carol + 2 aired, in which Carol was joined by actor Zero Mostel and comedian Lucille Ball.
In this video clip from the show, Ball and Burnett perform a song and dance routine in which they give an energetic and comprehensive definition of the word chutzpah.
Today our Throwback Thursday time machine takes us back 64 years to 1961 when the Barry Sisters appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show to sing the ballad Nevertheless, written in 1931 by Harry Ruby and Bert Kalmar.
Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
about 30 years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences.
In this episode from one of her Las Vegas appearances Rita talks about the side effects in TV commercials for pharmaceuticals and what getting lucky at 60 really means.
Myron Cohen (1902-1986) was a top nightclub headliner in the 1950s and a frequent guest performer on The Ed Sullivan Show. He
became famous as a stand-up comedian specializing in jokes told in a
heavy Jewish dialect. But offstage, he spoke perfect, cultured English.
Unlike many star performers of his time, he was very affable and
approachable in public. His path to comedy started in New York City's garment district, where he worked as a salesman. When
calling on customers, before showing his samples, he would tell a joke
to put everyone at ease and establish a friendly mood. Cohen’s jokes
were often more popular than his garment samples, and his customers
urged him to become a professional comedian. Here's a selection from 1986. Enjoy!
Today we're turning the clock back 58 years to 1967 when Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme sang a medley of songs too many to count on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Gormé
was born in the Bronx to Sephardic Jewish parents Nessim Hasdai
Gormezano and Fortuna "Fortunee" Gormezano. Both her parents were born
in Turkey. The Gormezanos spoke several languages at home, including
Ladino (also referred to as Judaeo-Spanish). Due to its close
relationship with Castilian Spanish, Gormé was able to speak and sing in
Spanish. She was distantly related (by marriage) to Neil Sedaka.
Eydie
and her husband and singing partner Steve Lawrence (born Sidney Liebowitz) have been among our
favorite singers for many decades. Eydie died in 2013 and Steve in 2024. We miss them both but we still enjoy their duets and solos thanks
to YouTube.
Today we're turning the clock back 57 years to 1967 when Eydie Gorme sang If He Walked Into My Life on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Gormé
was born in the Bronx to Sephardic Jewish parents Nessim Hasdai
Gormezano and Fortuna "Fortunee" Gormezano. Both her parents were born
in Turkey. The Gormezanos spoke several languages at home, including
Ladino (also referred to as Judaeo-Spanish). Due to its close
relationship with Castilian Spanish, Gormé was able to speak and sing in
Spanish. She was distantly related (by marriage) to Neil Sedaka.
Eydie and her husband and singing partner Steve Lawrence have been among our favorite singers for many decades. Eydie died in 2013 and Steve 8 months ago. We miss them both but we still enjoy their duets and solos thanks to YouTube.
It's
been awhile since we've posted a collection of Henny Youngman jokes, so
we think Throwback Thursday is a good opportunity to share another
bunch with you. Youngman, a British-American Jewish
comedian and violinist, was very popular in the 1950s and 1960s, with
many appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show and on Laugh-in.
His
stand-up comedy stood out from that of his fellow comedians in that he
only told simple one-liner jokes, a format that was picked up years
later by Rodney Dangerfield. Henny explained the origin of his classic line "Take my wife, please"
as a misinterpretation: in the mid-1930s he took his wife to a show and
asked the usher to escort his wife to a seat. But his request was taken
as a joke, and Youngman used the line countless times ever after. This video clip goes back 55 years to 1969. Enjoy!
Josef "Yossele" Rosenblatt (May 9, 1882 – June 19, 1933) was an Ashkenazi chazzan and composer. He was regarded as the greatest cantor of his time.
Rosenblatt was born on May 9, 1882, in the Russian Empire. The scion of a long line of cantors, Rosenblatt's devoutly religious upbringing prevented him from receiving
formal musical training at any of the great academies of his day. He
began his career as a member of the local synagogue choir. Quickly
lauded as a "wunderkind", or child prodigy, Rosenblatt's solo career was launched. At the age of 7, he moved with his family to Austria.
Rosenblatt's fame extended beyond the Jewish world earning him large concert fees, a singing role in the 1927 film The Jazz Singer, and the sobriquet "The Jewish Caruso".
Rosenblatt corresponded with many of the great tenors of his day. It is told that upon hearing Rosenblatt sing "Elli Elli", Enrico Caruso was so moved that he ascended the stage and kissed him.
We searched the internet for a video of Cantor Rosenblatt singing Kol Nidrei, but only could find audio recordings with accompanying photos. So that's what we're posting today.
Ed Ames (Edmund Urick) (1927-2023) was a pop singer and actor. He was also part of the popular 1950s singing group with his siblings, the Ames Brothers.
Best
known for his singing career with three of his brothers as The Ames
Brothers, and his acting in the role of Mingo, a Cherokee tribesman in
the TV series Daniel Boone, Ames was a committed Zionist and president of the California chapter of the Zionist Organization of America.
In this video from the Ed Sullivan Show 55 years ago, Ames sang his 1969 hit song "Son of a Travelin' Man".
Remember Rick Moranis? The funny guy who made us laugh in Ghostbusters, Little Shop of Horrors, Spaceballs, and Honey, I Shrunk the Kids? He retired from the film industry in 1997.
In 1997, Moranis began a long break from acting to dedicate his time to his two children as a widower.
He has not appeared in a live-action film for over 25 years, although
he provided voice-over work for a few animated films, including Disney'sBrother Bear (2003). He also released comedy albums and made appearances at fan conventions.
In 2020, after a hiatus of nearly 23 years from live-action films, Moranis signed to appear in a new sequel to Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, called Shrunk. However, as of 2024, the project has yet to proceed to the filming stage.
Here's a video clip from 1989, when Moranis appeared in a cold open sketch on Saturday Night Live, impersonating legendary comedian Jackie Mason.
Sports announcer Howard Cosell hosted Saturday Night Live on April 13, 1985. Hosts on the show typically were included in comedy skits featuring their roles in the entertainment industry, and this one was no exception.
Cosell, born Howard Cohen in 1918, was best known for his distinctive staccato voice, accent, syntax, and cadence, and they became the basis of a skit portraying Cosell's Bar Mitzvah, where he played the role of his lawyer father, Morris Cosell. His mother was played by comedian Billy Crystal, in one of his funniest roles.
Let's turn the clock back 39 years and join in the fun at the reception hall where the Bar Mitzvah was celebrated.
Candid Camera
was a popular and long-running American hidden camera reality
television series. Versions of the show appeared on television from 1948
until 2014. Originally created and produced by Allen Funt, it often featured practical jokes, and initially began on radio as The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
The show involved concealed cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims were
told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera." The catchphrase became a song with music and lyrics by Sid Ramin.
Today
we're sharing a classic episode from 1963 in a testing laboratory where five men were supposed to compare pie crusts. But the session quickly evolved from pie tasting to pie throwing.
Enjoy!
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Totie
Fields was born Sophie Feldman in Hartford, Connecticut. According to
Wikipedia, she started singing in Boston clubs while still in high
school, taking the stage name of Totie Fields. The name "Totie" was a
childhood nickname, a baby-talk pronunciation of the name "Sophie" Fields
gained fame during the 1960s and 1970s. Ed Sullivan gave Fields her
first big break when he booked her on his show after seeing her perform
at the Copacabana in New York. She made multiple appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show, The Mike Douglas Show, and The Merv Griffin Show, as well as a fifth season episode of Here's Lucy starring Lucille Ball. Here's a video clip of Totie singing Put on a Happy Face from Bye Bye Birdie to Ed Sullivan on his variety show in 1966. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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