Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Dancing with the Stars recently featured its first-ever Hanukkah-themed dance in a holiday special, choreographed by Jewish pro Alan Bersten to Matisyahu's "Miracle", incorporating menorahs, dreidels, and hora steps for a powerful moment of Jewish representation that resonated with viewers.
Bersten, along with fellow Jewish dancer Val Chmerkovskiy
and other pros, created the routine to make Jewish kids feel seen and
proud, receiving praise as a milestone for the show's history.
The dance included spinning oversized dreidels, formations resembling a menorah, and steps inspired by Jewish folk dances and Fiddler on the Roof.
Tonight we welcome Shabbat with Buen Shabat, a lively song in the Ladino language, sung by Sarah Aroeste who, inspired by her family's Sephardic roots in N.
Macedonia and Greece, has spent the last two decades bringing her
contemporary vision for Sephardic culture- through music and books- to
audiences around the world.
Aroeste writes and sings in Ladino,
the Judeo-Spanish dialect that originated by Spanish Jews after their
expulsion from Spain in 1492. Those who left Spain, including Aroeste’s
family, carried the medieval language with them to the various points
where they later settled, primarily along the Mediterranean coast and
North Africa. In time, Ladino came to absorb bits and pieces of
languages all along the Mediterranean coast, including some Greek,
Turkish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Hebrew, and more.
This
exotic pan-Mediterranean language has, unfortunately, been fading away.
But the continued musical legacy of Spanish Jews highlights the strength
of an oral tradition that spans centuries and crosses many geographic
boundaries.
American born and trained in classical opera as a
teenager at Westminster Choir College and then at Yale University,
Aroeste became drawn to her Sephardic musical past after spending a
summer in 1997 performing at the Israel Vocal Arts Institute in Tel
Aviv. There, she had the fortune of studying with Nico Castel, one of
the world’s great Ladino singers and coaches at the Metropolitan
Opera, with whom she learned she shared a similar Sephardic background.
Continuing to study with Castel upon her return to the US, Aroeste
started incorporating classical Ladino songs into her opera repertoire. She quickly realized that Ladino, not opera, was her true musical passion and soon after made the leap to studying Ladino full time.
Since
then, Aroeste has been a vocal advocate for exposing new audiences to
Sephardic culture and has worked tirelessly to keep Ladino alive for a
new generation. Aroeste is one of few Ladino composers today who writes
her own music, and whether with her original compositions or with
interpreting Ladino folk repertoire, she has developed a signature style
combining traditional Mediterranean Sephardic sounds with contemporary
influences such as rock, pop and jazz.
Sarah sings with participation from Alan Franco and Berkshire Salsa, and members of the Latino and Jewish communities of the Berkshires, Massachusetts.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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Jerusalema is a song in the Zulu language by South African DJ and record producer Master KG featuring South African vocalist Nomcebo. The upbeat gospel-influenced house
song was initially released on November 29, 2019 after it garnered
positive response online, with a music video following on December 21.
The music video of the song has generated half a billion views on
YouTube.
It was later included on Master KG's second album of the same
title, released in January 2020. A single edit was released on streaming services on July 10, 2020, after it went viral during mid-2020, garnering international reaction due to the #JerusalemaChallenge. The dance challenge was started by a group of young men in Angola and it was their video of them dancing to the song which sparked a global trend.
A remix featuring Nigerian singer Burna Boy
was released on 19 June 2020. It reached number one in Belgium,
Netherlands, Romania and Switzerland, while peaking in the top ten of
multiple other European countries. A second remix featuring Venezuelan
singer Micro TDH and Colombian singer Greeicy was released on 17 September 2020.
At the third ceremony of the African Entertainment Awards USA "Jerusalema" won the Song of the Year award.
After winning awards all around the world and inspiring dances in many countries, the song finally found its way to Israel where it was translated to Hebrew and found favor with Israelis across the religious and non-religious sectors.
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The Israel Sri Lanka Solidarity Movement (ISSOM) organized
an event on May 14 at Vihara Maha Devi Open Air Theatre to mark the 75
years since the Jewish State’s establishment. The event was attended by a
crowd of around 2,000 who expressed solidarity with Israel.
The event was also graced by an interfaith and interethnic panel
which also included a delegation of Sri Lanka’s indigenous people.
Last Sunday’s event showcased Sri Lanka and Israel’s historic
interactions going back 3,000 years when the island traded spices,
precious stones and exotic fauna with ancient Jewish kingdoms.
This was followed by short films on Israeli innovations in the field
of medicine, education and agriculture that it is open to share with Sri
Lanka. Video greetings were also shared from Israel including members
of the Knesset.
The Kelaniya University dance troupe performed a rendition of the Jewish folk song ‘Nagila Hava’ with a Sri Lankan twist.
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You wouldn't expect Rad Halaila,
a classic Israeli hora dance, to show up in a courtyard in Valladolid, a
city in northwest Spain about 100 miles from Madrid. But it had so much
appeal to the Valladolid World Dance Association that they adopted the
name Radalaila for their dance group.
Rad Halaila is a hora in which the dancers move individually to the right, describing a circle and entering and leaving it.It is a very energetic dance.
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In 1960 Jerry Lewis starred in Cinderfella, a takeoff of the Cinderella story, in which he plays a hard-working and honest lad mistreated by his wicked stepmother and
his two boorish stepbrothers.
But miracles
do happen when his Fairy Godfather (Ed Wynn) transforms the klutzy fella into an
eligible, handsome bachelor, ready to win the hand of a suitable
Princess Charming, played by Anna Maria Alberghetti.
Let's travel back 60 years for the famous stairway dance scene in which Lewis, accompanied by the Count Basie Orchestra, makes his way to dance with the princess and to a quick exit when the clock strikes 12. An interesting side note: When Jerry ran up the stairs at the end he collapsed as soon as he was
out of frame and was rushed to hospital. Filming was postponed for a
month.
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Yedid Nefesh is a piyyut (poem) usually sung on Friday night just before the Kabbalat Shabbat (Welcoming Shabbat) service begins. According to Wikipedia, this
beautiful poem is commonly attributed to the sixteenth century
kabbalist, Rabbi Elazar ben Moshe Azikri (1533-1600), who first
published it in Sefer Charedim
(published in Venice 1601), but Azikri did not claim authorship of it
and there have been other suggested authors (e.g. Judah Halevi, or
Israel Nagara). The first letters of each of the four verses make up the four letter name of God, known in English as the tetragrammaton.
We're very familiar with Yedid Nefesh as a song for Shabbat but were surprised to find out that it is also a popular folk dance in Israel. We hope you enjoy this performance choreographed by Yonatan Gabai and sung by Gad Elbaz.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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"It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing" are the words in a 1921 composition by Duke Ellington, with lyrics by Irving Mills,
now accepted as a jazz standard, characterized by jazz historian Gunther
Schuller as "now legendary", "a prophetic piece and a prophetic
title."
Swing has now come to Israel, thanks to Holy Lindy Land, an organization founded by a group of dedicated dancers . Weekly classes, street parties and concerts with the best jazz bands
are just part of its activities whose purpose is to expose many peoplethe the pleasure of swing dancing. Holy Lindy Land was established in 2007. It is bringing Swing,
Lindy Hop, Charleston, Blues, Balboa, and more dance forms to Israel. The Holy Lindy Land staff members teach effective
techniques, improvisation and musicality, while maintaining a fun and lively atmosphere.
The
Charleston is a dance named for the harbor city of Charleston, South
Carolina. The rhythm was popularized in mainstream dance music in the
United States by a 1923 tune called "The Charleston" by composer/pianist
James P. Johnson which originated in the Broadway show Runnin' Wild and became one of the most popular hits of the decade. Runnin' Wild ran from 29 October 1923 through 28 June 1924.
In June we posted Holy Lindy Land dancers doing the Charleston in Jerusalem. Today we're sharing a video of their performance in familiar locations all around Tel Aviv. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Elliot
Dvorin and the Key Tov Orchestra are at it
again. The Chicago-based wedding band likes to use the large plaza in front of
a Chicago office building as a stage for their musical productions.
We
have featured them before, performing a flash mob version of Hashem
Melech in downtown Chicago, with the Kol Ish a cappella singers in a
bluegrass version of Yigdal,
in an Israeli salsa number in Miami, and in a Chicago mashup
of Chanukah songs old and new. . Just
in time for Pesach, they deliver a new mashup of Passover songs in a
choreographed Dance Spectacular in their favorite performance space on the
streets of downtown Chicago.
As a crowd gathered and pulled out their
smartphones to record the show, Elliot, the orchestra, and the dancers moved
from a James Bond theme introduction to Let My People Go, Ma Nishtana, Avadim
Hayinu, Ha Lachma Anya, Dayenu, and Chad Gadya.
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Today is St. Patrick's Day. No, it's not a Jewish holiday, but it's a day when people all over the world celebrate the culture of Ireland, and that does include the Jewish presence in the Emerald Isle. The history of the Jews in Ireland extends back nearly a thousand years. Although the Jewish
community has always been small in numbers (not exceeding 5,500 by
religion since at least 1891), it is well established and has generally been well-accepted into Irish life. Jews in Ireland have historically
enjoyed a relative tolerance that was largely absent elsewhere in
Europe.
Shalom Ireland is a one-hour documentary about Ireland’s remarkable, yet
little known, Jewish community. This fascinating film chronicles the
history of Irish Jewry while celebrating the unique culture created by
blending Irish and Jewish traditions. From gun running for the Irish
Republican Army during Ireland’s War of Independence to smuggling fellow
Jews escaping from the Holocaust into Palestine, Shalom Ireland tells
the untold story of how Irish Jews participated in the creation of both
Ireland and Israel.
The film profiles several prominent Irish Jews
including Robert Briscoe, the first Jewish Lord Mayor of Dublin; the
renowned Talmudic scholar Rabbi Isaac Herzog, who served as the first
Chief Rabbi of Ireland before becoming the first Chief Rabbi of Israel;
and Rabbi Herzog’s Belfast-born son, Chaim Herzog who became President
of Israel. Today, as their population declines and their culture is in
jeopardy of extinction, Irish Jews recently launched an effort to
revitalize Dublin’s once vibrant Jewish community.
Irish music and dance has found its way to Israel, and Israel has established the Israeli Academy of Irish Dance. In 2014, a group of dancers from the academy showed up on St. Patrick's Day at the Ayalon mall in Ramat Gan as a flash mob performing Irish dances to the delight of shoppers.
Here is a trailer for the film Shalom Ireland followed by the video of the Irish dance flash mob in Ramat Gan.
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The National Yiddish Theatre Folksbiene, now with a permanent home at the Museum of Jewish Heritage in Lower Manhattan, is celebrating its 100th anniversary this month. And what a celebration it will be!
KulturfestNYC will consist of 100 events all over Manhattan during the week of June 14-21, including theatre, concerts, film, dance, a symposium, lectures, and workshops. Over 100 theatre actors, musicians, and scholars will particpate from Argentina, Australia, Belgium, Canada, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Israel, Japan, Poland, Romania, Russia, South Africa, Spain, USA, and more countries. Some of the events are free, and others have a $10 or $18 admission charge. Recognizing that many attendees will not understand Yiddish, all programs in Yiddish will have English subtitles projected on the screen. One of the free events is Yiddish Soul: A Concert of Cantorial and Chassidic Music, to be performed at 7 pm on Tuesday, June 16, at Summerstage in Central Park. It will feature Avraham Fried, Netanel Hershtik, Yanky Lemmer, Joseph Malovany, and Lipa Shmeltzer The five cantors made a TV appearance on New York's PIX11 and gave a preview of their concert. Enjoy!
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Did you ever attend a Chassidic wedding and feel like an outsider
because you didn't know the steps or even what the names of the dances
were?
Now AMK Productions and Chony Milecki Music have provided a video
reference guide so you can impress your friends with your newly
acquired knowledge. Maybe you'll feel like such an expert after watching the video a few times that you'll even be willing to try a few steps. The video includes such favorites as Od Yishama, Hup Cossack, Choson on the Table, The Chassidic Running Man, Penguin Dance, Mitzvah Tantz , Na Nach Nachman Style, and that perennial favorite, Hand on Your Friend's Shoulder as You Walk in a Circle. And all that before the main course is served. Oy, are we tired. Enjoy!
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Any way you experience it, the Passover seder can be a long evening of reading and eating, and by the time we get to the end of the Haggadah, we're ready for a change of pace. The last two songs, Echad mi Yodea and Chad Gadya, usually lend themselves to spirited and animated singing. Around the world, many variations of these songs are performed, but the one we're sharing with you today is unique. A modern dance number choreographed by Ohad Naharin, artistic director of Israel's Batsheva Dance Company, it includes all 13 verses of the song. As modern dance, it's going to get different reactions from viewers in different age groups and with different artistic preferences. We're curious as to your reactions and invite your comments below. The dance has been performed by many dance groups, including Batsheva and Alvin Ailey. We've looked at a few of them and find them to be similar, but this one by Lenka Kuzněcovová is the most expressive. The dance has been reviewed by many publications with varying interpretations. As Valerie Gladstone wrote in the Los Angeles Times,
Twenty dancers form a semicircle as Israeli choreographer Ohad
Naharin's recorded voice speaks the first words of the traditional
Passover song "Echad Mi Yodea" (Who Knows One), marking the beginning of
his work by that name.
They sit down, lean forward and bow toward
the floor. The Israeli rock group Tractor's Revenge pumps up the tempo
with its version of the song. Thrusting out their chests, the dancers
tilt backward in their chairs and spread their arms wide, wildly shaking
their heads as if possessed. By the end, they are shouting out the
lyrics and flinging off most of their clothes in an ecstatic celebration
of movement and freedom.
In the Batsheva Dance Company version, the piece begins with a narrator speaking these words in a haunting voice: ”The
illusion of beauty and the fine line that separates madness from
sanity, the panic behind the laughter and the coexistence of fatigue and
elegance.”
We take a lighter approach, and after looking at the pile of clothes left in the center of the stage at the conclusion of the piece, wonder if the group continued with Chad Gadya, what else they would take off.
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The Argentinian Tango emerged from the slums of Buenos Aires, but over the years it absorbed other musical strains as immigrants from other countries came to Argentina.
Jews from Eastern Europe have been immigrating to Argentina and they brought with them klezmer music that has fused with the tango to create a unique music and dance form...the Yiddish Tango. As Elizabeth Lee writes in The Jewish Voice,
For Argentine-born Gustavo Bulgach, tango is music with an attitude. “Tango means the blues. Tango is not just tango - it means - it’s an
attitude that you want to express. In every language, in Yiddish, in
Spanish - in whatever language - Tango represents that kind of attitude
of losing or having your heart broken by life,” Bulgach says.
Bulgach is the band leader of the Yiddish Tango Club, a group that fuses a form of Jewish dance music known as "klezmer" with Argentine tango.
“Tango is not only Argentinian. It’s a loop from Europe also. It’s
like something dramatic, and it’s the count…maybe one, two, three,” says
vocalist Divina Gloria.
The band pays tribute to the music of the Jewish immigrants in
Argentina. Bulgach is Jewish, and his family emigrated to Argentina
from Russia. Jewish vocalist Divina Gloria’s family came from Poland. Yiddish tango evokes memories of her own childhood in Argentina.
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One of the most popular songs of Leonard Cohen -- Canadian poet, philosopher, musician, singer, songwriter, and novelist -- is his Hallelujah.
The song was released in 1984 and had limited initial success, but found greater popularity in 1991, and since has been performed by almost 200 artists in various languages,
We featured the song a number of times in Jewish Humor Central, as performed in Israeli song contests, by Cohen in a Tel Aviv concert in 2009, and by Yeshiva University's Maccabeats (with different lyrics). Earlier this year, the song was the basis of a performance by a ballet troupe in the city of Podolsk, Russia. It's this performance that we're posting today. The song has always been as enigmatic as Cohen himself, and he never gave a detailed explanation of its meaning. In 1988 interviewer John McKenna wrote about the song after a session with Cohen.in Ireland.
Here is what he wrote about Cohen's background followed by a sort of explanation by the songwriter himself.
McKenna: Leonard Cohen was born into a Jewish family in Montreal in 1934.
Yet his influences come also from the Catholic and Protestant
communities of that city. And perhaps its that cosmopolitan background
that gives him an intriguing angle, particularly on biblical history. In
the song Hallelujah, he draws on a wonderfully and subversively
passionate passage in the second book of Samuel. It happened towards
evening when David had risen from his couch and was strolling on the
palace roof that he saw from the roof a woman bathing. The woman was
very beautiful. David made enquiries about this woman and was told 'why
that is Bethsheba, Allion's daughter, the wife of Uriah the Hittite.'
Then David sent messengers and had her brought. She came to him and he
slept with her. Now she had just purified herself from her courses. She
then went home again. The woman conceived and sent word to David - 'I am
with child'.
In the song there's the baffled king, David, and there's the baffled
singer, Leonard Cohen, in search of the lost chord that certainly
pleased the lord and might possibly please the woman. And there's the
original story too, reduced now to the domestic and physical situation
that it was and always is. Bethsheba may have broken the throne, but she
also tied David to a kitchen chair. Delilah did something similar.
There's more to be learned from the bible than God's dealing with the
human race. There's also the dealings of women with men. There's the
hard fact that nothing can be reconciled - at least not here.
Cohen: Finally there's no conflict between things, finally everything is
reconciled but not where we live. This world is full of conflicts and
full of things that cannot be reconciled but there are moments when we
can transcend the dualistic system and reconcile and embrace the whole
mess and that's what I mean by Hallelujah. That regardless of what the
impossibility of the situation is, there is a moment when you open your
mouth and you throw open your arms and you embrace the thing and you
just say 'Hallelujah! Blessed is the name.' And you can't reconcile it
in any other way except in that position of total surrender, total
affirmation.
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The first Festival of Jewish Culture was held outside the National Palace
of Culture in Sofia on September 15 2013. The festival featured Jewish music, dance, art, cinema, literature and learning in 18 sukkah-shaped stalls. One of the presentations was on Jewish humor.
Bulgarian television celebrity chef Uti Buchvarov prepared a huge
Shakshuka (one of the most popular egg dishes in Israel) for the
visitors. The event was, organized by Shalom, the organization of the Jews in Bulgaria, with the support of the American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee and a number of other organizations, including the Sofia municipality.
The concept of the
event was to give Bulgarian society the opportunity to better acquaint
themselves with Bulgaria’s Jewish community in a way that organizers
hope will become an annual tradition.
Especially popular was the opportunity to join in learning to make challah. Guests also had the
chance to visit a replica of part of the Western Wall, and place papers with prayers, as is done in the original in Jerusalem. Israel's ambassador in Sofia, Shaul Kamisa-Raz and leading members of the Jewish community attended the event. Musical attractions included performances by the Amsterdam Klezmer Band.
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In mid-May, lots of couples dressed up as brides and grooms went
out to dance on Ben Yehuda Street in the middle of Jerusalem to the sounds of the song "Love
and Respect". The dance was created
as part of a campaign of two organizations Kolechand Mavoi Satum to
support the Mutual Respect prenuptial agreements. These are dedicated to to insure that women who
seek a Jewish divorce (get) will not encounter a “dead end” that results from
insensitive legal interpretations and stringencies. In Jewish law, a woman must obtain a bill of divorce from her husband
before she is able to marry again. According to women’s rights groups,
there are several thousand open cases of men refusing to give their
wives a get, using it as a tool to extort more favorable terms in the
divorce settlement.
Mavoi Satum is promoting what it calls “an agreement for mutual
respect,” a document which, if the couple signs, legally obligates a
partner to pay $1,500 a month or half of his or her salary, until he gives
or she accepts a get. The penalty terms would begin six months after one
party requests the request for divorce.
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(A tip of the kippah to Sheila Zucker for bringing this video to our attention.)
We thought we'd seen every rendition of Hava Nagila -- sung in so many languages, danced in so many costumes, until we came across a new contender for the title of most unusual treatment of the universally recognized, much played and much overplayed Jewish song. This one is a song without lyrics and without music. It's acted out in tap dance and hand clapping by the Chicago Tap Theater. It took us more than one watching to get tuned into the rhythm and follow it closely. But after a few viewings, you can get into it. It helps to sing along to the tapping of the dancers.
Chicago Tap Theatre (CTT) is a young and vibrant dance company with a
unique mission to preserve the quintessentially American dance form of
tap and to take tap to the next level of creativity and innovation. CTT
stands apart from other dance companies by bridging the gap between tap
and other forms of concert dance (such as jazz, ballet and modern) by
adopting a conceptual, narrative (i.e., story-based) and more emotional
approach to its work.
Under the dynamic direction of internationally
renowned dancer and choreographer Mark Yonally, CTT has gained a loyal
following in its hometown of Chicago and continues to develop and
enhance its reputation nationally and around the world. Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2026 and 2027 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2026 and 2027 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 26 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@primetimepresenters.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2026 and 2027 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@primetimepresenters.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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