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Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Netflix has just released a new very Jewish 10-episode animated comedy drama created by Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob Waksberg. We think it's worth watching the 25 minute episodes.
As Mira Fox, PJ Grisar, Olivia Haynie and Nora Berman wrote in The Forward,
The Schwooper family, the central figures in the new animated Netflix series Long Story Short,
are diverse and unique — religious and atheist, gay and straight,
farmers and businesswomen. Simultaneously, they are basically like every
Jewish family you’ve ever met.
Naomi (Lisa Edelstein), the family’s domineering matriarch, is
constantly nagging her kids to do better — her youngest son Yoshi (Max
Greenfield) should be more professional; Shira (Abbi Jacobson), the
middle child, should wear more dresses; her oldest, Avi (Ben Feldman)
should be more observant. Her kids are constantly rolling their eyes and
responding with sarcastic jabs. You’ve certainly seen this family.
Maybe you’ve lived it.
Jewish matchmaking has come to streaming TV in the form of an eight part series released on Netflix this week. All episodes are online now so you can binge if you want to.
As the host of Jewish Matchmaking on Netflix, Aleeza Ben Shalom adapts the
model of Orthodox arranged matches to Jewish singles from a variety of
religious and cultural backgrounds, including secular, Reform and
Conservative Jews from across the United States and Israel.
The Jews cast on the show are all in different places in their lives,
some grieving serious breakups or committed to specific religious
identities, some picky about looks or hoping their partner will be OK
with riding motorcycles. Some of them are looking for particular Jewish
commitments to concepts such as tikkun olam, which means “repairing the
world” and has come to represent a social justice imperative for many
liberal Jews; others want to be sure they’re matched only with people
who share their approaches to observing Shabbat and keeping kosher.
Want a preview? Here's the official trailer. Enjoy!
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In 2008, a musical show titled 13 made its appearance on Broadway and lasted for 105 performances. It was about a 12 year old boy who grapples with his parents' divorce, moves to a small town in Indiana, prepares for his impending Bar Mitzvah, and navigates the complicated social circles of a new school. 13
is the only Broadway musical ever with a cast and band entirely made of
teenagers.
Now it's a movie coming to Netflix on August 12. As Lior Zaltzman wrote on Kveller:
The movie musical stars actor Eli Golden as Evan Goldman, a
12-year-old teen preparing for his bar mitzvah in New York City. “A bar
mitzvah is the event that defines you, the Jewish Superbowl,” Goldman
says in the trailer. Unfortunately, his plans for the epic bar mitzvah
are foiled by the dissolution of his parents’ marriage.
Instead of spending his days planning a tony Manhattan coming-of-age
party, Evan has to move with his mom, played by IRL Jewish mom Debra
Messing, to the small town of Walkerton, Indiana — a place that inspires
the song “The Lamest Place on Earth.”
Evan and his mom shack up with his Jewish grandma Ruth, played by the
wonderful Rhea Pearlman. “If it took a divorce to get you to come back,
maybe it’s a good thing,” Ruth tells her daughter, in true Jewish mom
fashion. “I look at the bright side,” she professes.
The very easy-on-the-eyes Peter Hermann of “Younger” plays Evan’s
dad, Joel, who stays behind in New York City with Evan’s very congenial
rabbi, Rabbi Shapiro, played by Jewish comedian and dad Josh Peck.
Peck makes for the perfect movie rabbi, and he is full of Jewish jokes
and zingers for his young student. In the trailer, after Evan attempts
to chant his Hebrew Torah portion, Rabbi Shapiro answers a pretend call
and tells the teen: “It’s God, he wants his language back.”
Here's the trailer for the movie. Enjoy!
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Back in September we shared the good news that Season 3 of Shtisel completed production and will be available in 2021. Yesterday we learned that the World Premiere of the first episode will be shown on the last night of Chanukah as part of a live virtual event hosted by the Temple Emanu-El Streicker Center in New York.
Season 3 begins seven years after the end of Season 2.
The event will include most of the Shtisel mishpacha. Here is the invitation:
Is Akiva still painting? Did his engagement to Libbi last? Did Ruchami and Hanina survive their wedding? And who’s baby is it?
The Temple Emanu-El Streicker Center invites you to be the
first to find out what has been happening in the Geula neighborhood of
Jerusalem with an exclusive opportunity to attend the World Premiere of
season 3, episode 1 of the award-winning show and join a live discussion and Chanukah candle lighting
with:
Michael Aloni (Akiva Shtisel)
Doval’e Glickman (Shulem Shtisel)
Shira Haas (Ruchami Weiss)
Neta Riskin (Giti Weiss)
Additional panelists to be
announced.
Tickets for the virtual event are $36 for each email address. Here is the link to register:
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Good news for fans of Shtisel. The trailer for Season 3 of the popular Israeli drama about a (complicated) Haredi Orthodox family in Jerusalem has been released.
The show aired originally in Israel in 2013 and ran for two seasons.
The new season picks up four years after the end of the second season.
Production of the episodes took place during the coronavirus crisis
and was accomplished following social distancing rules. It was completed
early this month.
The nine episodes will be aired in Israel at the end of the year and on Netflix sometime in 2021.
Enjoy!
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We've been
following the career and shtick of comedian Modi Rosenfeld ever since we
started Jewish Humor Central in 2009. Whether it's his standup
comedy or clever
skits and short films, he always leaves us laughing.
Like many
performers right now, the stay-at-home order has forced Modi to remain home in
New York City for longer than he has in the last 20 years. Without a
face-to-face audience, Modi has turned to social media to fuel his creativity
and engage with his followers.
Modi’s breakout
quarantine success came from a new character he created called “Yoely.” In this
character, Modi appealed to his niche Jewish following with a comedic take on a
Chasidic man reacting to mainstream trends while in quarantine.
In this episode,
Yoely has watched The Crown, the Netflix biographical series about the
life of Queen Elizabeth, and offers a review in character as a Brooklyn chasid,
describing the main events in the life of the British royal family, as seen
through a Yiddish chasidishe lens.
Enjoy!
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Shtisel, the award winning Israeli TV series, is now playing on Netflix in Hebrew with English subtitles. We're hooked on it and are watching the 18th of the 24 episodes. We want to recommend it highly to all Jewish Humor Central readers. Although the series is not billed as a comedy, it contains many comic moments -- moments that you may recognize as snapshots or sequences that remind you of similar events in the lives of your family or acquaintances. We found many familiar situations even though we don't dress in the black and white clothing that is ever present in the homes and streets of the Ultra-Orthodox Mea Shearim neighborhood in Jerusalem.
Shtisel follows Akiva, a young ultra-orthodox (Haredi)
bachelor, and his widowed father who share an apartment while searching
for love within the strict rules of religious observance. The drama is
said to allow a window into the world of ultra-orthodox Jews while
introducing audiences to the story of the multi-generational Shtisel
family as they deal with grief, companionship and every day struggles.
The drama also contains a lot of comedy, if you know where to look.
Akiva is charming in a stammering, funny, artistic way that endears him
to the ladies and frustrates his father. Yiddish curses — “may you
swallow an umbrella that will open in your gut” — make cameo
appearances. Shulem’s mother, living in a senior center, falls in love
with television, which is off-limits to the haredi community. And one
narcoleptic local is named Farshluffen, which translates as “Sleepy.”
In this video clip from Israeli TV channel JN1, Ron Jacobsohn attends the Shtisel premiere in Tel Aviv and interviews cast members and the show's producer. Just below the clip you'll find the trailer for the series. Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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