Showing posts with label Al Kustanowitz. Show all posts
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Monday, January 13, 2025

See Jewish Humor Central Live in Boca Raton on Wednesday, January 15 at Florida Atlantic University

If you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida this Wednesday January 15, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz present a 90 minute program on TV comedy at Florida Atlantic University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton.

The program, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-in: A Trailblazer in Television Comedy, will include video clips from the show, which ran for six years from 1968 to 1974 on NBC.

The presentation is from 12:30 pm to 2 pm at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $35. Members can purchase tickets in advance for $30.

So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards at the conclusion of the program.

Here's a sample of what you'll see:

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

See Jewish Humor Central Live in Boca Raton, Florida Starting Next Thursday January 18

If you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida this winter, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz present a series of four 90 minute programs at Florida Atlantic University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton, starting on January 18.

The programs, Saturday Night Live: The Funny Years, will be a walk down memory lane through the first 25 years of Saturday Night Live

While for 48 years SNL has had a major impact on pop culture, critics agree that the first 25 years were by far the funniest and most relevant. The combination of sketch comedy, featured performers, guest hosts, and mock commercials has been a winning formula for creating memorable characters that have become household names. 

Each lecture in this 4-week series will profile the cast members, tracing their routes to the show, watching their auditions and screen tests, and revisiting their most popular characters in action. So come prepared to laugh out loud at the genius of those comedy standouts like Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Martin Short, and Phil Hartman, just to mention a few!

Lectures

  1. 1975-1980: The Not Ready for Prime-Time Players - Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, and Bill Murray.
  2. 1980-1985: The Second SNL Generation Arrives - Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat and Mister Robinson, Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci, Joe Piscopo and Robin Duke as Doug and Wendy Whiner.
  3. 1985-1990: The Third SNL Generation Takes Over - Billy Crystal as Fernando, Martin Short as Nathan Thurm, Ed Grimley, Jeremy Glick, and Jon Lovitz as Hanukkah Harry.
  4. 1990-2000: To the New Millennium - Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Mike Myers, Julia Sweeney, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Rachel Dratz, Maya Rudolph, and Tina Fey.

The lectures are from 3 pm to 4:30 pm on Thursdays from January 18 through February 8 at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $30 for each lecture and $80 for the series. Members can purchase series tickets in advance for $60.

So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some laughs at the conclusion of the program.

Here's a sample of what you'll see:

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Thursday, February 16, 2023

See Jewish Humor Central Live in Boca Raton, Florida Next Thursday February 23

If you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida next Thursday February 23, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz present a 90 minute program on Jewish Humor at Florida Atlantic University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton.

The program, Funniest Jewish Moments in Movies and Television, will include video clips from The Frisco Kid, All in the Family, Seinfeld, When Harry Met Sally, The Johnny Carson Show, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and Blazing Saddles.

The show is from 3 pm to 4:30 pm at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $35. Members can purchase tickets in advance for $30.

So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some jokes at the conclusion of the program.

Here's a sample of what you'll see:

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Monday, June 18, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "Locker Room Cellphone"


It's Monday again and time for another Joke to Start the Week.

Here's the setup:

There are a few guys in the locker room of a golf club and they just finished showering when a cellphone on a bench starts to ring. Sheldon picks it up and says "Hello." And he hears a woman's voice, and then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, June 11, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Anniversary Wish"


It's a new Monday, and time for another joke to start the week. 

Here's the setup: Sheldon and Marlene are both 65 years old and they're celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. They have a big party in their back yard, and then...

Enjoy! 

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Monday, May 14, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "A Strange Dream"


It's a busy week here in Jerusalem. We spent the weekend celebrating our grandson's Bar Mitzvah and watching the celebrations of Yom Yerushalayim. The streets were clogged with vehicles and people marching with flags to commemorate the capture of the Old City of Jerusalem in 1967.

And today is also a special day, as the city prepares for the dedication of a new United States Embassy in Jerusalem, with hundreds of special guests arriving for the big ceremony just 1.5 miles from our Israel headquarters.

But all of this is not preventing us from posting a Joke to Start the Week. Here's the setup:

Sheldon is talking to his psychiatrist. "Last night I had a strange dream," he says. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, April 9, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Seance"


It's the first Monday after Pesach. We hope you all had a happy, uplifting and meaningful Passover. And now it's time to go back to work and back to school. And of course it's time for another joke to start the week.

Here's the setup: For months, Marlene had been nagging her husband Sheldon to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Zelda. "Sheldon, Madame Zelda is a real gypsy and she brings the voices of the dead from the other world so we can all talk to them." And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, March 26, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "A Lucrative Occupation"


For most of our readers, this is probably the busiest week of the year, with all the work involved in preparing for a week of Pesach. But what better way to start off a busy week than with a joke? Here's one that should get you laughing, or at the very least, smiling. 

Here's the setup: Sheldon arrives back home from work and to his horror finds his kitchen flooded. He starts to panic because he doesn't know any plumber and rushes over to Seymour, his next door neighbor, for help. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, March 19, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Right Kind of Girl"


Mondays just keep coming, and so do the jokes that make it easier for us to get through them on the way to the next Shabbat and weekend. So here's one to get you started.

Here's the setup: Rivkah is an old fashioned type of mother. She has three teenage sons and she always wants them to reassure her that they are going out with the "right kind" of girl. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, March 12, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "Origin of the Species"


It's another Monday and time for another joke to start the week. 

Here's the setup: One day, 8-year-old Rebecca says to her mother: "Ema, I've been thinking a lot about creation, and I wanted to ask you a question." And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, March 5, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "A Florida Conversation"


It's the first Monday in March, and we're back from our month-long South Florida lecture tour. It's great to spend part of the winter in Florida, and it's always a fertile ground for picking up some old jokes.

Today's joke to start the week isn't one that we overheard directly, but the demographics in one of our favorite locations did provide some inspiration for it.

Here's the setup: A group of seniors are sitting in a Florida coffee shop talking about all their ailments. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 26, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Right Password"


We're starting our fourth and last week in sunny South Florida, where we're taking a working vacation. It's been sunny and 80+ degrees, and we're not complaining.

In addition to soaking up the sun and giving ten lectures on Jewish humor on Florida's East Coast, we're busy recording some new old jokes for the upcoming Mondays.

Here's the setup for today's joke to start the week: 80-year-old Seymour is worried about his memory because he can't remember his bank's on-line password. So he asks his friend Sheldon if he has the same problem. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 19, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "A Hebrew School Riddle"


We're still in sunny South Florida, where we're taking a working vacation. It's been sunny and 80+ degrees, and we're not complaining.

In addition to soaking up the sun and giving ten lectures on Jewish humor on Florida's East Coast, we're busy recording some new old jokes for the upcoming Mondays. 

Here's the setup for today's joke to start the week: Rabbi Goldberg decides to visit his shul's junior Hebrew class just before Rosh Hashanah and give them a brief demonstration of blowing the shofar. And then...

Enjoy! 

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Monday, February 12, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "Watching the Neighbors"


Its 80 degrees and sunny in South Florida where we're on our annual Jewish humor lecture tour. We hope the weather where you are is as pleasant as can be. Since today's another Monday, here's another new old joke that we recorded in our mobile studio.

Here's the setup: Sheldon sees his wife Marlene looking out of their bedroom window. "What are you staring at, Marlene?" he asks. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 5, 2018

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Rabbi's Financial Advice"


Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog, has seen his shadow and predicted six more weeks of winter. 

Well, maybe up north, but here in sunny South Florida, where we're taking a working vacation, it's 78 degrees, with temperatures in the high 70s forecast for the next 10 days.

In addition to soaking up the sun and giving ten lectures on Jewish humor on Florida's East Coast, we're busy recording some new old jokes for the upcoming Mondays. 

Here's the setup for today's joke to start the week: Sheldon goes to see Rabbi Goldberg. "Rabbi," he says, "my life is in ruins. My wife has left me and she's taken our children and our dog with her." And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, April 10, 2017

A Joke to Start the Passover Week - "Two for the Seder"


Today is Monday, but not just an ordinary Monday. Tonight we sit down to the seder in Israel. In the diaspora, it's the first of two sedarim. But planning for the seder isn't an excuse to skip the Joke to Start the Week.

So today's joke has a Pesach theme. It's actually two related jokes. We hope you don't groan too much and maybe even laugh or smile a little. 

We won't be blogging tomorrow and Wednesday, the first two days of Pesach. We'll be back on Throwback Thursday with more Jewish humor.

Enjoy, and have a kosher and happy Passover!


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Monday, April 3, 2017

A Joke to Start the Week - "Red Sea Rescue"


Since we're in a Passover frame of mind, the Monday jokes to start the week today and next Monday have a Pesach ta'am. 

Of course, like most of our jokes, they're anything but new, but every year we hear them and tell them with a slightly different tone.

If they're new to you, as they well may be, just enjoy them. If you've heard them before, try not to groan too loudly and think of ways you can improve on them for retelling next time around.

Here's the setup for today's joke: Little Benjy comes home from Hebrew school and his father asks "What did you learn today?" And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 20, 2017

A Joke to Start the Week - "Marriage Therapy"


It's Monday again and time for another Joke to Start the Week. 

Here's the setup: After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went in for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had in the 35 years that they were married. And then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 13, 2017

A Joke to Start the Week - "The Horse Auction"


It's another Monday and we're still in Florida doing our annual February Jewish humor lecture tour. 

There are lots of old Jews telling jokes in this sunny state and we're hoping to pick up some more oldies but goodies to share with you in the coming weeks and months.

Here's the setup for today's joke: Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, and then...

Enjoy!

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Monday, February 6, 2017

A Joke to Start the Week - "A Winter Remedy"



Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog, has seen his shadow and predicted six more weeks of winter. Well, maybe up north, but here in sunny South Florida, where we're taking a working vacation, it's 80 degrees, with temperatures in the high 80s forecast for later this week.

In addition to soaking up the sun and giving eight lectures on Jewish humor up and down the east coast of Florida, we're busy recording some new old jokes for the upcoming Mondays.

Here's the setup for today's joke to start the week: John and Peggy get engaged and they spend the summer months looking for a house for when they get married. After a lot of searching, they finally settle on a house in the Boston suburbs. And then...

Enjoy!

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