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It's another Throwback Thursday. Today we're turning the clock back 74 years to revisit a comedy classic.
In the 1946 Marx Brothers film A Night in Casablanca Ronald Kornblow (Groucho Marx) takes over as
the manager of a luxurious hotel in Casablanca, in the aftermath of
World War II.
After discovering that both of his predecessors had been
murdered, Kornblow begins to fear for his safety -- especially when Nazi
Count Pfefferman (Sig Ruman) tries to take over Kornblow's job in a bid
to get his hands on valuable items that were stashed in the hotel by
the Nazis at the tail end of the war.
In this funny clip from the film, Harpo Marx overhears a plot to kill Kornblow and uses his skills at pantomime and whistling to tip off Chico Marx (Groucho's bodyguard) about the plot.
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In the Marx Brothers film A Night in Casablanca Ronald Kornblow (Groucho Marx) takes over as
the manager of a luxurious hotel in Casablanca, in the aftermath of
World War II.
After discovering that both of his predecessors had been
murdered, Kornblow begins to fear for his safety -- especially when Nazi
Count Pfefferman (Sig Ruman) tries to take over Kornblow's job in a bid
to get his hands on valuable items that were stashed in the hotel by
the Nazis at the tail end of the war.
In this funny clip from the film, Groucho has his way in dealing with hotel guests.
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On this Throwback Thursday we're going back 83 years to 1935 and one of the funniest movies made by The Marx Brothers.
"The Sanity Clause" is often cited as one of the funniest scenes in film comedy. It's a short clip from the Marx Brothers' film A Night at the Opera featuring Groucho and Chico Marx. Anyone who has ever written or read a contract or a piece of legislation will find this scene hilarious. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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The Marx Brothers were a great team in all of their movies, but each brother was a comedian in his own right. Harpo got a chance to show off his comedic talents in this sketch that he did with Lucille Ball in an episode of I Love Lucy. This episode, originally in black and white, was colorized. It's a takeoff on the famous scene with Groucho Marx in the 1933 film Duck Soup, one of the Marx Brothers' funniest. It comes from an old vaudeville routine used by other mimes. The premise of the episode is that Lucy promises nearsighted
Carolyn Appleby she’ll meet some Hollywood celebrities. To fulfill the
boast she dresses up as a few such as Clark Gable, Gary Cooper as well
as Harpo Marx. The real Harpo shows up for this great mirror scene. Harpo, born Adolph Marx in 1888, got his stage name during a card game at the Orpheum Theatre in Galesburg, Illinois. The dealer called him "Harpo" because he played the harp. He learned how to hold it properly from a picture of an angel playing a harp that he saw in a five-and-dime store.
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This Throwback Thursday takes us back 82 years to one of the most famous comedy scenes of all time, the ocean liner stateroom scene from the Marx Brothers' film A Night at the Opera.
It was developed with participation of silent comedy great Buster Keaton, who took inspiration from his own film, The Cameraman.
The 1935 film also starred Kitty Carlisle and Allan Jones. It was the first film the Marx Brothers made for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer after their departure from Paramount Pictures, and the first after Zeppo left the act. The film was adapted by George S. Kaufman, Morrie Ryskind, and Al Boasberg from a story by James Kevin McGuinness. It was directed by Sam Wood. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Today's throwback video goes back 77 years to the Marx Brothers movie At the Circus. In the movie, Groucho Marx sang Lydia, the Tattooed Lady, a 1939 song written by Harold Arlen and Yip Harburg.After it appeared in the movie it became one of Groucho's signature tunes.
In 1950, Groucho famously 'stopped' trading at the New York Stock Exchange
by commandeering a microphone and singing the song before telling jokes
for 15 minutes, during which time traders suspended their work to watch
him perform.
The lyrics made many contemporary references to topical personalities such as Grover Whalen,
who opened the World's Fair in 1939. The complex lyrics written by Yip
Harburg with clever rhymes such as "Lydia/encyclopedia" and
"Amazon/pajamas on" were inspired by W. S. Gilbert.
Among the items, persons, and scenes tattooed on Lydia's body are the Battle of Waterloo (on her back), The Wreck of the Hesperus (beside it), the red, white and blue (above them); the cities of Kankakee and "Paree", Washington Crossing the Delaware, President Andrew Jackson, Niagara, Alcatraz, Buffalo Bill, Picasso, Captain Spaulding (Groucho's character in Animal Crackers) exploring the Amazon, Lady Godiva (with her pajamas on), Grover Whalen, the Trylon, Treasure Island, Nijinsky, Social Security Number and a fleet of ships (on her hips).
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I'll Say She Is, the legendary musical comedy that was the Broadway
debut of the Marx Brothers, opens this Thursday at the The Connelly Theater.
I'll Say She Is is a revue in which the Marx Brothers attempt to thrill
and amuse a wealthy heiress in search of excitement. Their resulting
adventures, in a riotous series of comedy sketches and musical numbers,
take them to Wall Street, Times Square, a Chinatown opium den, and even
Napoleon's palace.
I'll Say She Is established the Marx Brothers as one of the greatest
comedy acts of all time. However, unlike their later stage musicals The
Cocoanuts and Animal Crackers, it was never adapted for
film, or revived on stage. The show was lost to history, until writer,
performer, and Groucho Marxist
Noah Diamond spent six years researching, restoring, and adapting it.
Diamond's new book Gimme a Thrill: The Story of I'll Say She Is, the
Lost Marx Brothers Musical, and How it Was Found has just been released
by BearManor Media.
The Off-Broadway premiere at The Connelly will star Noah Diamond as Groucho, Seth Shelden as Harpo, Matt Roper as Chico and Matt Walters as Zeppo with Melody Jane
in the ingénue role of Beauty, Kathy Biehl as the dowager Ruby
Mintworth and Jennifer Harder and C.L. Weatherstone in featured roles.
I'll Say She Is runs May 28 - July 2. Performances are Thursdays -
Saturdays at 8 pm and Sundays at 2 and 7 pm with an added performance on
Weds. June 1 at 8pm. The Connelly Theater is located at 220 East 4th
Street between Ave A & B in the East Village. Tickets are $35 ($25
for students & seniors), available at 212-352-3101 or www.illsaysheis.com.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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