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This week we welcome Shabbat with a version of Oseh Shalom sung by the Choir of the French army under the direction of Lieutenant-Colonel Aurore Tillac and the Republican Guard orchestra conducted by Colonel François Boulanger.
The melody was composed by Nurit Hirsch and the words are from the Kaddish prayer. The performance was at the Concert of Joy in 2020 in the Synagogue de la Victoire in Paris. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL
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In 2014 Israeli
satire on TV took a bold step forward with the airing of a new
series of sketches called HaYehudim Ba'im (The Jews Are Coming).
Written
by Natalie Marcus and Asaf Beiser, the show asks questions about
everything, from the Bible to Ben Gurion to the Ashkenazi leadership.
Their approach is to go into the texts and make you think. They say
that they give all their subjects a critical look, but they're not
attacking, just giving the story a fresh,
modern look.
The
series ran for three seasons on Israeli TV, all in Hebrew. Some of the
half-hour episodes were divided into video clips and published on
YouTube with English subtitles.
Not all of the situations are Biblical. Some, like today's video about the Dreyfus Affair in France, take a satiric look at events in Jewish history.
Alfred Dreyfus was a Jewish officer in the French Army in the late
19th century when he was accused of a treasonous crime: selling military
secrets to Germany.
After his highly publicized trial, authorities sentenced him to life imprisonment
on Devils Island, and anti-Semitic groups used him as an example of
unpatriotic Jews. However, suspicions arose that the incriminating
letters were in fact forged and that a Maj. Esterhazy was the real
culprit. When French authorities suppressed these accusations, the
novelist Emile Zola stepped up to accuse the army of a vast cover-up.
The scandal exploded into a fight between so-called Dreyfusards,
who wanted to see the case reopened, and anti-Dreyfusards, who didn't.
On both sides, the debate became less about Dreyfus' innocence and more
about the principle. During the dramatic 12-year controversy, many
violent anti-Semitic riots broke out and political allegiances shifted as Dreyfusards called for reform.
After Maj. Hubert Joseph Henry admitted to forging key documents
and committed suicide, a newly elected Cabinet finally reopened the
case. The court found Dreyfus guilty again; however, he soon received a
pardon from the president. A few years later, a civilian court of
appeals found Dreyfus innocent, and he went on to have a distinguished
army career and fought with honor in World War I. Meanwhile, the scandal had changed the face of politics in France.
This
video clip, like all the others in the series, may offend some readers
who are not open to satirical interpretations of the scriptures and
satirical views of Jewish life through the ages, but we believe that
there's a place for humor everywhere and we hope you'll find the satire
amusing.
Enjoy!
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Gad Elmaleh is a Jewish Moroccan-born French stand-up comedian and actor. He has starred in several feature films, including Coco, Priceless, La Doublure and Midnight in Paris.
He has been voted the funniest person in France and was named knight of the Order of Arts and Letters by the Minister of Culture. He was also named knight of the National Order of Quebec.
He is often referred to as the "Seinfeld of France". In 2015, Elmaleh did a national comedy tour across the United States. His new comedy special American Dream is now available on Netflix. In this video clip from the Conan late night show, Gad is learning English and having trouble coping with the fact that he
will never know how old a toddler is and how much is actually in a
bunch.
Enjoy!
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Last March Cantor Joseph Muller and the choir of the Whitefield Hebrew Congregation of Manchester, UK were on
their way to France via Switzerland to perform at a choral concert.
They
were asked by the passengers and cabin crew to sing a song for
everyone. They duly obliged with a rendition of Adon Olam and got a big round of applause.
Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!
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The Festival de
Bandas, a band festival, has been taking place in the city of Condom, in the Gers region of southwest France on
the second weekend of May for 44 years. It's the largest gathering of brass and
percussion marching bands from southwest France, held in a convivial
atmosphere.
This year's festival
featured a band called Les Bundy's playing Hevenu Shalom Aleichem.The group's membership is about 20 musicians whose
average age is 20 years (some friends are pleased to lend a hand too!).
Their
repertoire includes traditional banda tunes, pasodobles, but also music of the
Blues
Brothers, Louie Louie, Joe Dassin, Elvis Presley, with Latin accents (Caravan,
Tequila, Yolanda, La Belle Image, sambas , Slavic (kasatchok, Shalom Aleichem),
disco (ABBA, Flashdance, Full monty), and even ska.
The band mainly
performs in the Gers on special occasions, but they sometimes venture out of
Gascogne and even go as far as Catalan country and the capital (International
Salon of Agriculture). They also performed at the Shanghai World Expo 2011 in
the French Pavilion.
Enjoy!
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Ema Ryan Yamazaki, a 27-year-old graduate of New York University’s film
school, is working on a documentary about H.A.
Rey and Margret Rey, the husband-and-wife team behind the
multimillion-selling Curious George children's books.
The Reys were Jewish refugees
during World War II, fleeing from Paris in 1940 on homemade bicycles.
Eventually settling in Cambridge, Massachusetts, they would launch a
series that has sold more than 30 million copies worldwide. (H.A. Rey
died in 1977; Margret Rey in 1996.)
Yamazaki, whose previous credits include
directing a short documentary about an 800-year-old Buddhist temple in
Kyoto, Japan, and editing the HBO documentary “Class Divide,” had read
“Curious George” in Japanese as a girl and was surprised to learn that
no one had made a film about the Reys. Through a mutual friend, she got
in touch with the literary estate and received its cooperation.
Yamazaki plans a 75-minute documentary, which
has the working title, “Monkey Business: The Adventures of George’s
Curious Creators,” and will include original animation of the Reys
themselves, and has begun a Kickstarter campaign to help with funding.
In the video below, Yamazaki tells the story of how she got involved with the project, and the story of the Reys' escape.
Enjoy!
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Israeli musician Shai Barak has produced a music video, together with
artists and musicians in multiple countries and languages using the
slogan: Je Suis Juif (I am a Jew.) The slogan became the symbol of the attack around the world and
especially in France last year, including at a mass protest in which
Frenchmen held up signs showing their support for the victims.
Barak approached popular Jewish singers from across the globe, and
together they recorded a pop song that they hope will send out a message
of Jewish unity. The song was written and sung in 3 languages: Hebrew,
English and French.
All the singers from around the world filmed themselves using smart-phones in "Selfie" format.
The video, which was the brainchild of Jerusalemite journalist Zvika
Klein, who previously produced a video of 10 hours of silent walking in
Paris as a Jew, hopes to be the first Jewish Selfie music video. It is
aimed at uniting Jews from all denominations around the world and is
therefore sung in multiple languages.
The singers include: From Israel: Gad Elbaz, Ishay Lapidot, Aaron Razel,
Mendy Jeruffi, Shai Barak, JEW2, Dou Reim, Udi Ulman, Amiran& Arik
Dvir, The chief IDF cantor Shai Abramson,and the Buba Myses Puppet rock band. From the US and the UK: Lipa Schmeltzer & Matt Dub, Benny
Freidman, Berry Weber, Eli Gerstner, Shloime Gertner, and Ely Katz.
Enjoy!
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Since Pharrell Williams' hit song Happy was nominated for an Academy Award in 2014, it's been the basis for many parodies. We posted a few, including exuberant dance moves by residents of Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, and Efrat.
We even posted a Sukkah hop version of the song last month. But we were unprepared for its appearance as the melody for a new version of Adon Olam in the La Victoire Great Synagogue in Paris. This is a video that we just had to post because it fits perfectly into two series that we've been running over the last few years, Adon Olam Around the World and Unexpected Traces in Jewish Places. So if you feel especially happy as you leave your synagogue tomorrow, why not surprise your friends by launching into a few choruses of this up to date version of a Shabbat classic?
If you missed the performance of the original Happy song at the 2014 Oscar awards show, you can see it by clicking here. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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In light of the recent terror attacks on French journalists and Jews,
and in a show of solidarity for the Jewish community of France, Israeli
superstar Gad Elbaz has released a new music video to a contemporary upbeat version of Hava Nagila.
Hava Nagila which means “Lets be happy” is the most well-known Jewish song, and serves as a universal call to unite all people in song. Gad Elbaz along with Jews, Muslim and Christians dancers, dance at the Place De La Republic, Shanzelize and the streets of Paris accompanied by an eastern European Klezmer Band.
“Despite the French army presence at every Jewish site, we still felt
the fear and heightened tensions everywhere. That however, did not hold
us back from singing and dancing to Hava Nagila in the streets of
Paris, and spreading the joy.” said producer-Director Daniel Finkelman.”
Its all about people taking a stand and refusing to be bullied, we will
not hide our identity as Jews, we are proud to be Jewish” Added Gad
Elbaz.
Elbaz already achieved international success by the age of
26 with three number one hit songs, Halayla Zeh Hazman, Or and Al Neharot Bavel. All of his CD's have
climbed high on the charts and sold over 100,000 copies in Israel alone. Gad began to sing
and write music at age four. He first appeared with his father Benny Elbaz, a
popular Israeli singer, accompanying him on the hit song Father I Love
You. Gad's music intentionally
captures both the observant and secular listener by mixing original and
biblical texts with ballads, harmonies, middle-eastern rhythms and modern pop.
Many of the songs are a collaboration between him and his wife Moran, where he
composes the music and she writes the lyrics.
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(A tip of the kippah to Rafi of the Life in
Israel blog (http://lifeinisrael.blogspot.com) for bringing this video to our attention.)
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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