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A group of American friends sample Israeli snacks and drinks, rating each item on a scale of 1-10.
They discuss the flavors and textures of each item, with some favorites being instant coffee, a smoky-flavored pasta snack, and a peanut butter-flavored puffed snack.
The friends disagree on their ratings, with some finding items to be too sweet or salty while others enjoy the unique flavors.
If you've been to Israel you probably have tasted all of these:
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar takes a deep dive into the Eurovision song contest, mocking some of the choices by Estonia and Italy and praising the hopeful Israeli entry, "New Day Will Rise" as performed by Yuval Raphael.
Social media sensation Yohay Sponder has gone viral with his charming
and unapologetic comments on Jews in general, Israeli Jews
specifically, and overall audience interaction on topics ranging from
political correctness (or not), Muslims, women, terrorists, gays, and
the Holocaust — many things people are feeling, but stand back from
expressing.
Since 2016, Sponder has been producing “Funny Monday,” an Israeli standup comedy
show in English that, among other things, touches upon current events
from an Israeli-Jewish point of view.
In
this video, Sponder engages in banter with non-Jewish members of his Funny Monday audience from Panama and China.
Rivka Arki-Amar is a professional harpist and professor in Jerusalem
.
She is a dedicated and accomplished musician with experience
performing in various settings and genres, including classical,
contemporary, and folk music.
Her focus is on technique and expression,
and she is known for her professionalism and ability to adapt to diverse
performance environments. She also collaborates with other musicians
and artists.
Today we welcome Shabbat with Rivka Arki-Amar playing Uzi Hitman's version of Adon Olam on her harp as filmed in Jerusalem's City of David.
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar engages the crowd with funny observations about Israeli and Japanese names, tourism, and living in Israel in a time of war.
Shahar
Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on
Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram
Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar
is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment
programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best,
Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In
this performance before a live audience, Shahar carries on about worshiping the avocado as the god of sandwich and Israelis flattening bagels into a packaged snack.
Shahar Hasson is one of the leading stand-up comedians in Israel, appearing on Israeli stages for over 25 years, He is a graduate of Yoram Levinstein's acting school.
Shahar is an entertainer who paved his way through the best entertainment programs in Israel: Eretz Nehederet, Zahirut TV, TV at its best, Laughter from Work, Limited Edition, Fun Night, Express Hearts and more.
In this performance before a live audience, Shahar explores all the nuances of Israelis selling Dead Sea skin care products to tourists, but not to Israelis.
It all started with a question posed by a group of Yeshiva students in Israel to a weekly bulletin on Jewish law. They expressed their concern about whether weekday consumption of cholent, the beef stew traditionally eaten on Shabbat, diminishes the sanctity of the day.
Feasting on cholent on Thursday nights has become a popular activity among Yeshiva students in Israel, and also in Yeshiva communities in the United States.
A charedi rabbi, Yitzchok Zilberstein, responded to the question with what appeared to be a ruling that the practice is forbidden.
Citing Talmudic, Kabbalistic and later rabbinic sources, Zilberstein
wrote that it is “very appropriate not to eat [cholent] on weekdays, so
that one can delight in it on Shabbat as is proper.” He went on to note
that cholent is not only spiritually designated for Shabbat, but that
its heavy ingredients may even pose a health risk when eaten without the
merit of the holy day.
The ruling was quickly picked up by haredi news outlets, with some
dramatic headlines interpreting the text as a formal prohibition.
The simmering public response about Zilberstein’s ruling was enough to provoke a partial retraction.
His grandson, Rabbi Chaim Malin, emphasized that the original response
was not meant to impose a universal ban, but was rather intended as a
recommendation for those seeking to elevate the uniqueness of Shabbat.
The statement noted that cholent served at mitzvah meals — weddings,
bar mitzvahs and other religious celebrations — is fully permitted, as
is the Thursday-night practice of serving it in yeshivas, with the rabbi
clarifying that students should follow the guidance of their yeshiva
leadership. The statement concluded: “Let the humble eat and be
satisfied.”
If you want to check out the best cholent spots in Israel, there's a YouTube channel called Cholent and Chill that rates the many restaurants that feature cholent in all of its varieties on Thursday nights.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder toured the USA with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder spoofs Israeli criticism of Prime Minister Netanyahu's love of cigars with a scenario of world leaders smoking together.
Julia Sabra and Amalia Kelter Zeitlin are two musicians deeply
committed to building and inspiring Jewish community through song. They met briefly in December of 2023, but did not become friends until
September of 2024, when they were both living in Jerusalem.
One day, a
mutual friend told them that they really needed to make music together. They took her advice, and started compiling songs for an album of Jewish
music. Some written by Amalia, some by Julia, and some an organic
collaboration of their musical minds.
The album is in development, and the duo is looking for sources of funding. In the meantime they are performing in various locations, including this session in a private home in Baka, Jerusalem, where they sing Lecha Dodi for a group of friends.
As Israel absorbs missile barrages from Iran, we share a prayer for the brave Israel Defense Forces as they defend their country from land, sea, and air.
This is a version of the prayer which was attended and participated in by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in a synagogue.
We pray for the safety of the soldiers and for the population that they are protecting.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
This summer he is touring the USA, with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In
this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder asks if there are any Muslims in the audience. Watch what happens.
Pirchei Shamayim Boy's Choir is a choir club that is spread out in several cities in Israel.
The purpose of the choir is to encourage musical children and to give them a good feeling and to instill in them confidence in the talent that God has blessed them with. Also to create a situation in which they will strengthen their studies at school.
The choir publishes songs and music videos, as well as occasional performances that give a lot of satisfaction and confidence to the children.
As we welcome Shabbat, Pirchei Shamayim sings Anim Zemirot, a liturgical poem that most synagogues sing toward the conclusion of the Shabbat morning service.
Tonight at sundown Israel starts celebrating Yom Yerushalayim, Jerusalem Day, a national holiday.
Fifty-eight years ago, in 1967, the
Israel Defense Forces broke through the Jordanian defenses and captured
the Old City of Jerusalem, marking the reunification of the city under
Israeli control.
To share this joyous holiday, we're posting a medley of songs from classic Israeli films from
the unforgettable face of Chaim Topol to lesser-known cinematic gems.
Featured films include The Policeman, Sallah Shabati, Kazablan, and The
Band.They are sung by Azi Schwartz, cantor of New York City's Park Avenue Synagogue.
What happens when a stand-up comedian
is also a rabbi? Rabbi Bob Alper is a legendary stand-up comedian who
has been making audiences laugh for years. Bob brings a unique blend of
spirituality and humor to the stage.
His experience as a rabbi and
stand-up comedian gives him an unmatched storytelling ability that
resonates with diverse audiences.
Throughout his thirty year comedy
career he has presented wonderfully unique material in a way that's
intelligent, sophisticated, and 100% clean. Since
2010 we have posted more than two dozen video clips of his stand-up
routines. We keep finding new clips.
Here's a clip from a recent presentation where he talks about the year he spent in Israel while studying to be a rabbi.
On Sunday thousands of Jewish day school students were joined by marchers from Jewish nonprofits, non-Jewish allies, dancing troupes, and identity groups such as Russian-speaking Jews to show support for Israel and demand that the hostages in Gaza be released from their captivity.
The march mostly retained its festive tone, with day school groups doing
choreographed dances and costumed performers playing music.
The parade is a significant show of support for Israel in the city, and a
moment of solidarity for the Jewish community, as Jewish New Yorkers
continue to deal with the fallout from the October 2023 Hamas invasion
of Israel.
The theme for this year was “Hatikvah,” meaning “The hope” — the title of Israel’s national anthem.
The annual event is organized by the Jewish Community Relations
Council of New York, with the support of the UJA-Federation of New York.
Organizers strive to keep the march nonpolitical in tone.
The annual parade began in 1965 with an impromptu march by thousands
of Zionist youth in support of Israel. JCRC-NY has managed the event
since 2011.
Here's a sample of the hours-long parade, with 400 students of SAR Academy of Riverdale marching and singing down Fifth Avenue.
When we posted news on May 7 that Israeli singer Yuval Raphael would be a top contender to win the Eurovision song contest in Basel, Switzerland, we didn't know how her song, New Day Will Rise, would be received by the jury and the general public. With the finals having just been completed today, we know the result.
Israel's entry got the most popular votes but the jury placed it at number 14, resulting in an overall second place finish.
Israel’s Yuval Raphael finished in second place overall at the 2025
Eurovision Song Contest in Basel, Switzerland, and first in the public
vote, as Austria’s JJ took the overall win at the annual competition.
Raphael received the most votes from the public, 297, out of any of
the 26 finalists, but was only 14th place in the jury vote, landing
Israel with a second-place finish.
Austria topped the jury vote and finished fourth in the televote to
take the win with its operatic ballad “Wasted Love.” Estonia finished in
third place and the heavy favorites going into the competition, Sweden,
ended up only in the fourth spot.
Raphael gave a strong performance, singing in an elaborate stage setting, and ascending a spiral staircase during the song. Here is the video of her song at the finals.
With over 20 years of experience, Yohay Sponder brings his unique
outlook on life to the stage. Throughout his career he has starred in
multiple TV and radio shows. He produces and headlines in 'Funny Monday -
Israeli Comedy in English' and has performed all over the world.
Having
gained a massive following on social media, Sponder most recently
finished up a sold-out tour in Europe with his new show "Self Loving
Jew".
In June Sponder will be touring the USA, with shows in Boston, Philadelphia, and Fort Lauderdale.
In this video clip from a recent performance, Sponder starts to explain why we clean the house for Passover but ends up telling a hilarious version of the Passover story.
Pesach shopping in the USA can be very different depending on where you live. In communities with large Jewish populations like New York, New Jersey, Los Angeles, and Miami Beach, you may find a large selection of Kosher for Passover foods and supplies, but in areas with small Jewish populations your choices may be limited to a small display in your local supermarket.
In Israel, however, Pesach shopping can be a surreal experience with an overwhelming selection of products -- not only foods and supplies such as kiddush cups and matzah covers, but also toys for afikomen gifts like Playmobil and Hot Wheels.
A week before Passover, Malkah Fleischer made a video on her phone of her journey to an Osher Ad supermarket in Israel. Starting with a half hour wait for a parking space and anxiously navigating the parking lot looking for an opening, she documented the vast number and variety of products filling the many aisles of the cavernous space stocked with endless piles of merchandise, organized for Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews based on their respective customs and traditions.
After a dizzying tour of the supermarket, you'll either be jealous of the many choices offered to Israeli customers, or grateful that your choices are limited to a manageable number of products.
In her speech at the event, Gadot referred several times to her Israeli
roots. “I’m just a girl from Israel,” she said, drawing loud cheers
from her supporters in the audience. “To all the young people,
especially the young girls, if a girl from Rosh Ha’ayin can get a star
on Hollywood Boulevard, anything is possible.”
Gadot also addressed her Israeli family in Hebrew, saying that she loves them, even though they are far away.
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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