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Hevenu Shalom Aleichem is such a
popular Hebrew song that it's sung all over the world. Over the years we've shared videos of it being performed in Indonesia, by Mayan children in Guatemala, and in a Korean musical stage show.
So we weren't too surprised to come across another rendition of this song by students in Nepal. It's coupled with them singing Shabbat Shalom.
Enjoy!
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Yzreel and Fanny are from Brazil and Argentina.They have lived in Israel since June 2021 and have created a YouTube channel on which they share their family Aliya experience and content related to Israel.
They upload videos every week about the weekly Torah portion and Biblical and Modern Hebrew classes. They do not seem to be affiliated with any organization.
Here is their version of Hinei Ma Tov. Enjoy!
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The Yiddish folk love song Tumbalalaika
originated in Eastern Europe in the 19th century, but its exact origin
is hard to pinpoint. That hasn't prevented it from being sung and played
over and over, not only in places where Yiddish songs are sung, but
just about everywhere in the world, in vocal and instrumental versions,
in cabarets and in the movies.
Just as we have followed the songs Hava Nagila, Adon Olam, Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, and Abanibi
as they took different forms as interpreted by a wide variety of
singers, musicians, and dancers, we're continuing the series today that
we started back in 2012, bringing you many interpretations of this
universal courting and love
song.
The company J. Ariowitsch was one of the leading companies in the Leipzig smoked goods trade in the Weimar Republic. Now their building is a center for Jewish culture in Germany. Numerous cultural events, concert and reading series, exhibitions, lectures and seminars take place here every year.
Last week Sharon Brauner, Karsten Troyke, Daniel Weltlinger & Harry
Ermer performed a live concert of Jewish music at Ariowitsch-Haus in
Leipzig, including their version of Tumbalalaika.
Born
in West Berlin in 1969, Brauner attended a musical school and took a job as
a bouncer, bartender, and go-go dancer in Berlin's trendy clubs. Then
she studied acting at the Lee Strasberg institute in New York while
singing jazz standards at night in various clubs. Brauner
launched a singing career, and dedicated herself to popularizing
Yiddish classics that she knew from her childhood. She reinterpreted the
songs, some of which are centuries old, in swing, jazz and pop, Balkan
polka, Arab arabesques, South American rhythms, reggae, waltz, country,
and tango elements. The songs captured the joy and the soul of the
music.
Enjoy!
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Mothaland Bounce is Nissim Black's latest hip-hop
production. It's definitely not your typical Jewish song.
But as Henry Abramson
wrote for the Jewish Telegraphic Agency,
Fans of mainstream
Jewish music may find Nissim Black’s latest single “Mothaland Bounce” jarring
and alien, but they’re just not listening with an ear to the rhythm of Jewish
history.
Set against the aural
backdrop of an African basso profundo beat, and framed by scenes of gritty
urban blight, the popular African-American-Israeli Hasidic artist boldly
intones his rap-staccato credo in a manner that’s hard to square with his
woolen tzitzit, long Polish bekishe and towering shtreimel.
Nissim Baruch Black
(born Damian Jamohl Black) is an American rapper and producer from Seattle,
Washington. Originally performing under the name D.Black, he released two
albums, The Cause and Effect (2006) and Ali'yah (2009), and was featured on
producer Jake One's debut album White Van Music (2008).
He retired in 2010 to
focus on his conversion to Orthodox Judaism, but returned in 2013 under his
Hebrew name, Nissim, and began writing from a more positive standpoint.In 2016,
he collaborated with Gad Elbaz on the song "Hashem
Melech 2.0". The song was an instant hit peaking at #3 on
iTunes world charts and over 350,000 Total downloads.
In the fall of 2016,
Nissim went on to release his single "A Million Years", which hit
more than 1 million views on YouTube in one month. He followed up with his hit
song "Fly Away" and the release of his latest LP "Lemala"
in spring of 2017. Since then Nissim has been touring the world with dates in
USA, Canada, Israel, Germany, Brazil, UK, South Africa, Dominican Republic,
Jamaica and more.
Enjoy!
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The Mezinke
dance is a dance done at Ashkenazi weddings when a youngest child
is married off, after all of the elder siblings are already married.
The
parents, siblings and their spouses take part (there are both mixed and
separate versions). Each dancer is armed with an ornate
tinsel-decorated broom and dustpan. With these
festive implements, they mime sweeping the youngest child out of the
door as the dance music rises to a joyous, frenzied tempo.
The
origins of the Mezinke dance are obscure, but it appears to be a
Chasidic custom. There are obviously a number of politically correct
reasons not to do the Mezinke dance - it may hurt the feelings of guests
who have older, unmarried children, and it suggests that the parents
are, heaven forbid, delighted to be offloading their youngest child.
We never expected to see the dance performed, minus the broom and dustpan, in a swimming pool in Bulgaria. But that's exactly where the video below was recorded and posted by folk dance teacher Ira Weisburd. Enjoy!
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One of the joys of posting videos on Jewish Humor Central is discovering new versions of traditional Jewish and Hebrew songs as they are performed around the world, often in unexpected places. Since we started Jewish Humor Central ten years ago we have posted 80 different versions of Hava Nagila. The song
has shown up in many countries, including some unexpected ones (Scroll
down the left column on this page and click on "Hava Nagila" in the
Keywords list and you'll see what we mean.)
Today we're posting a version of Hava Nagila that was performed at the 2019 New Year's Concert in Budapest, Hungary by the Sabbathsong Klezmer Band. As Tamas Masa, founder of the group, explains on its website,
Our band started in 1998 at the closing ceremony of Chief Rabbi László Deutsch in a small synagogue in Budapest, where we performed our beloved Israeli songs in gratitude. The chief rabbi then said a prophecy in the book of Isaiah (Isaiah) that "comfort, comfort my people ...", which has been accompanying our actions ever since, is said to be the foundation of our work.
In our repertoire, besides the Eastern European klezmer, Yiddish and Israeli traditional and. modern songs and dances also play an important role. Our aim, beyond a high-level interpretation of the melodies of Judaism, is to return to the spiritual root and source of these songs, the reality of the Bible. That's why we got the slogan: "More than klezmer."
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Rosh Hashanah in Uman, Ukraine is an event that takes place annually
over the Jewish New Year. It attracts over 60,000 people
from around the world, from all different religious and non religious
backgrounds - all coming together to celebrate Rosh Hashanah together at
the resting place of Rabbi Nachman of Breslov.
Not too long ago, Breslover Chassidim were so ridiculed that they
were often compelled to hide their affiliation. When their friends and
neighbors would hear that the Chassidim were willing to pay thousands of
dollars to travel halfway across the globe to a backward town in the
Ukraine for Rosh Hashanah, leaving their wives behind, they would loudly
conclude that the Breslovers had lost their minds altogether.
How
times have changed. Today upwards of 60,000 Jews, including many
prominent rabbis, politicians, intellectuals and celebrities, join the
annual pilgrimage to Uman for Rebbe Nachman’s Rosh Hashanah gathering.
Many who are not Breslover chassidim come for a once in a lifetime
spiritual boost, only to discover that they can’t fathom spending Rosh
Hashanah anywhere else. What is the allure of Uman?
To describe
Rosh Hashanah in Uman to the unaffiliated is nearly impossible—but I’ll
give you a glimpse. Imagine the schlep of a lifetime. You pack your bags
with whatever modern amenities you can squeeze in for a weeklong plunge
into a country where most people are still living in the eighteenth
century. Then you board one (or more) overbooked flights to Kiev filled
with ecstatic Chassidim.
You immediately notice that your fellow
Jewish travelers seem to have nothing in common. They hail from every
conceivable background—young, old, rich, poor, religious, secular,
Ashkenazi, Sephardi, and everything else. There is, however, one common
denominator—they are all spiritual seekers. While some may be great
“ovdei Hashem” and pious Chassidim, others are just simple Yidden whose
lives haven’t turned out as planned. They, too, make the trek to Uman,
hopeful for a new year and a new lease on life.
After the plane
lands, there’s a three-hour shared van ride from Kiev to Uman. You peer
through the window at a Ukraine that is a mix of ancient and modern, of
horses and buggies alongside Mercedes SUVs, of dilapidated huts leaning
on soaring skyscrapers. No doubt the awkward drive to Uman causes one to
slowly let go of his day-to-day “norm” and expectations. Personally, I
feel transported out of my perceived reality and into something entirely
unknown. These feelings are replicated when I arrive in Uman. As I
stare at the unremarkable streets and houses, I think, “How in the world
am I going to spend an entire week in this place? What am I doing
here?” But sure enough, at the end of this year’s voyage, I once again
marvel how time flew by so quickly.
Meir
Kalmanson has been posting funny Jewish videos on YouTube under the
name Meir Kay. An Orthodox Jewish filmmaker from Brooklyn, his aim is to
spread "happiness and positivity. In this video from last year's pilgrimage to Uman, Meir Kay gives us an up close and personal view of what it's like to travel to Uman and be among the multitudes celebrating the run-up to Rosh Hashanah in the streets of the ancient city. A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
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There are currently 26 synagogues of various sizes in Nigeria. An estimated 30,000
Igbos were practicing some form of Judaism in 2008.
Some Nigerian communities with Judaic practices have been receiving
help from individual Israelis and American Jews who work in Nigeria,
out-reach organizations like Kulanu,
and African-American Jewish communities in America. Jews from outside
Nigeria founded two synagogues in Nigeria, which are attended and
maintained by Igbos.
Because no formal census has been taken in the region, the number of
Igbos in Nigeria who identify as either Israelites or Jews is not known. Seven years ago we posted a portion of a documentary called Re-emerging: The Jews of Nigeria.
The Israeli TV Station i24 News recently broadcast an update on the Jews of Nigeria. Here is their video on the subject.
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Harmonica music
is not usually performed by a solo performer in concert. Its unique style is
not only present in original compositions but throughout many different genres.
Yoonseok Lee, a Korean harmonica virtuoso,
has a repertoire that ranges from popular and folk music to original
compositions and contemporary music, from Bach to the Beatles.
And now he has
incorporated Hava Nagila into his recitals.
Born in 1992 in
South Korea, Yoonseok Lee started learning the harmonica at the age of 11 and
majored in musicology at the Seoul National University where he graduated in
2017. In 2012, he gave his first public recital and orchestral debut.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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