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Today we're turning the clock back 58 years to 1967 when Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme sang a medley of songs too many to count on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Gormé
was born in the Bronx to Sephardic Jewish parents Nessim Hasdai
Gormezano and Fortuna "Fortunee" Gormezano. Both her parents were born
in Turkey. The Gormezanos spoke several languages at home, including
Ladino (also referred to as Judaeo-Spanish). Due to its close
relationship with Castilian Spanish, Gormé was able to speak and sing in
Spanish. She was distantly related (by marriage) to Neil Sedaka.
Eydie
and her husband and singing partner Steve Lawrence (born Sidney Liebowitz) have been among our
favorite singers for many decades. Eydie died in 2013 and Steve in 2024. We miss them both but we still enjoy their duets and solos thanks
to YouTube.
Today we're turning the clock back 57 years to 1967 when Eydie Gorme sang If He Walked Into My Life on The Ed Sullivan Show.
Gormé
was born in the Bronx to Sephardic Jewish parents Nessim Hasdai
Gormezano and Fortuna "Fortunee" Gormezano. Both her parents were born
in Turkey. The Gormezanos spoke several languages at home, including
Ladino (also referred to as Judaeo-Spanish). Due to its close
relationship with Castilian Spanish, Gormé was able to speak and sing in
Spanish. She was distantly related (by marriage) to Neil Sedaka.
Eydie and her husband and singing partner Steve Lawrence have been among our favorite singers for many decades. Eydie died in 2013 and Steve 8 months ago. We miss them both but we still enjoy their duets and solos thanks to YouTube.
Steve Lawrence, who was born Sidney Liebowitz on July 8, 1935 and enjoyed a 50 year performing career, died on March 7 in Los Angeles of complications of Alzheimer's disease.
The son of a cantor at the Brooklyn synagogue Beth Sholom Tomchei Harav, he was best known as a member of the pop vocal duo "Steve and Eydie" with his wife Eydie Gormé, and for his performance as Maury Sline, the manager and friend of the main characters in the 1980 film The Blues Brothers. Steve and Eydie first appeared together as regulars on Tonight Starring Steve Allen in 1954 and continued performing as a duo until Gormé's retirement in 2009.
The Liebowitz boys were all musically
gifted. By 8, Sidney was singing in a synagogue choir, and by 12 he was
composing songs. He dropped out of Thomas Jefferson High School before
graduation to sing in bars and nightclubs.
He
began calling himself Steve Lawrence, the given names of two nephews.
He won “Arthur Godfrey’s Talent Scouts” at 15 and sang for a week on
Godfrey’s morning radio show.
Billed as “Steve and Eydie” in Carnegie Hall concerts, on television and
at glitzy hotels in Las Vegas, the remarkably durable couple remained
steadfast to their pop style as rock ’n’ roll took America by storm in
the 1950s and ’60s.
Long after the millennium, they were still rendering
songs like “Our Love Is Here to Stay,” “Just in Time” and “One for My
Baby (And One More for the Road)” for audiences that seemed to grow old
with them.Record sales put him in the top ranks of America’s pop singers in the
early 1960s, and despite competition from rock groups, his club and
concert dates with Ms. Gorme remained enormously popular.
As a tribute to the class act of Steve and Eydie, we're sharing a long medley of music by Richard Rodgers with lyrics by Lorenz Hart or Oscar Hammerstein. Songs: The Most Beautiful Girl In The World, Falling In Love With Love, A Wonderful Guy, I Married An Angel, Where Or When, My Heart Stood Still, Blue Moon, Manhattan, Isn't It Romantic, Glad To Be Unhappy, It Might As Well Be Spring, Spring Is Here, It Never Entered My Mind, Bewitched Bothered And Bewildered, My Romance, My Funny Valentine, With A Song In My Heart.
With special thanks to Buzz Stephens for posting this video on YouTube.
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It's another Throwback Thursday, so come with us on a nostalgia trip back to 1970 when Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show to sing a medley of love songs by the Beatles.
Included in the medley are All You Need Is Love, With A Little Help From My Friends, When I'm 64, And I Love Her, Michelle, Ob La Di, and All My Loving.
Enjoy!
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Leo Fuld was a Dutch singer who specialized in Yiddish songs. While in Paris after World War II he visited a little Yiddish night club where he heard a survivor of the Warsaw Ghetto sing a song which touched him deeply - Vi ahin zol Ikh geyn?.
Fuld was so impressed that he asked the composer for a copy and said
"I'll make this a world hit!". He kept his promise; upon returning to
England he wrote English lyrics and recorded it for Decca
under the title Where Can I Go?.
It was also released in America, and he became a star
overnight. He sang it on television in the Milton Berle show, the Perry Como Show and in the Frank Sinatra Show, and it was also recorded by some of America's biggest record stars such as Ray Charles and Steve Lawrence. Among his greatest fans were such stars as Billie Holiday, Al Jolson and Édith Piaf.
In February 1965 Steve Lawrence sang the song on the Ed Sullivan Show. Let's turn the clock back 58 years to listen to him sing this classic song in English and Yiddish.
Enjoy!
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#Throwback Thursday #TBT
Tell me, where can I go?
There's no place I can see.
Where to go, where to go?
Every door is closed for me.
To the left, to the right,
It's the same in every land.
There is nowhere to go
And it's me who should know,
Won't you please understand?
Now I know where to go,
Where my folks proudly stand.
Let me go, let me go
To that precious promised land.
No more left no more right.
Lift your head and see the light.
I am proud, can't you see,
For at last I am free:
No more wandering for me.
Vi
ahin zol ikh geyn? Ver kon entfern mir? Vi ahin zol ikh geyn? Az
farshlosn z'yede tir S'iz di velt groys genug Nor far mir iz eng un
kleyn Vi a blik kh'muz tsurik S'iz tsushtert yede brik Vi ahin zol ikh
geyn? Dort ahin vel aich gein.
Back in March 1988, Steve Lawrence (Steve Liebowitz) and Eydie Gorme (Edith Gormezano) performed live on stage in Tokyo. Their concert included 25 songs, including That's What Friends Are For, composed by Burt Bacharach with lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager. Steve and Eydie were always our favorite singers, and we were saddened in 2013 to hear that Eydie died at the age of 84. Eydie's parents were Sephardic Jews from Sicily and Turkey, and she was a first cousin to singer Neil Sedaka. Steve continued to perform until last year, when he revealed that he was in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
This rendition of That's What Friends Are For is a classic example of their song stylings.
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On Sunday we noted with sadness the passing of Eydie Gorme, half of the always happy, always ebullient singing team of Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme. Through the decades we enjoyed their song stylings, their comedy skits, and their serving as a model of a happy and proud Jewish couple committed to each other for life. JTA's report included a quote from Steve Allen, host of the show that became The Tonight Show, which regularly featured the duo, on what made them so successful.
“What has been the
nature of their success?” Allen said in a 1996 Times story. “First, the fact
that they are a couple has something to do with it. Secondly, they are
damned good singers. And thirdly – this has both hurt and helped them – they
concentrated for the most part on good music. This lost them the youthful
audience, who prefer crap to Cole Porter’s music. But it endeared them to people
with sophisticated taste.” Gorme was born August 16, 1928, in the Bronx,
New York, to Sephardic Jewish immigrants. Her father was a tailor from Sicily
and her mother was from Turkey. Before her singing career took off, Gorme worked
as a Spanish-language interpreter.
We never met Steve and Eydie in person, but they always seemed part of the family, and we followed their appearances on stage, on TV, and in records. There are so many video clips of Eydie singing by herself and with Steve that we could share, but we settled on the following three: 1. Black and white newsreel footage of their wedding, with Steve in a black hat under the chuppah, and Steve feeding wedding cake to Eydie and to comedian Joe E. Lewis. 2. An audio clip from one of our favorite Steve and Eydie productions, a made-for-TV special called What it Was, Was Love by Gordon Jenkins, a story of a couple who meet, fall in love, marry and grow old together, told entirely in song. 3. An audio recording of Steve and Eydie singing Bashana Ha'ba'ah in Hebrew and English (lyrics and translation below the video), as we look forward to the start of another Jewish New Year. Enjoy!
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Od tireh od tireh Kama tov yiheyeh Bashana bashana haba'ah
Anavim adumim yavshilu ad ha'erev Veyugshu tzonenim lashulchan Veruchot redumim yisu el eim haderech Itonim yeshanim ve'anan
Od tireh od tireh Kama tov yiheyeh Bashana bashana haba'ah
TRANSLATION: Next year we will sit on the porch And count all the wandering birds Children on vacation will play catch Between the house and the fields
You will see how good it will be Next year
Red grapes will ripen by evening And be served cold to the table Pleasant breezes will blow on to the roads Old newspapers and clouds
ENGLISH LYRICS: Seasons come, seasons go but people never seem to know how long it will rain, or it will shine Let them ask what will be, it doesn't mean a thing to me, I know what will be when you're mine.
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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