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Showing posts with label Chassidic Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chassidic Comedy. Show all posts
Well, sooner or later it had to happen. We have been posting funny commentaries by comedian Modi's alter ego Yoely about coronavirus and reviews of streaming video series that he's been watching on TV, a medium that until now was culturally incorrect for him to watch.
Now that he's also watched some of the news programs and political ads, he decided that the country is ready for him to run for president, not as a Republican or a Democrat, but on the Heimishe party platform. Enjoy!
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Mendy Pellin is a Chasid and a stand-up comedian. We have posted many of his shtick over the years. So what's new with Mendy? Well, he decided to walk the streets of a frum Brooklyn neighborhood and ask random passersby to tell him the secret to a happy marriage. Men, women, children all responded to his questions and the answers provide a wide range of collective wisdom, including "Do the dishes," "Take out the garbage," and "Don't eat with your mouth full." Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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We've become big fans of Ashley Blaker, the British Orthodox comedian who's been getting rave reviews on his stand-up tours and requests for more video clips from our readers.
He has previously performed two sell-out tours of the UK (Ungefiltered
and Meshuga Frum)to great acclaim and toured his comedy across Israel
and South Africa. He started performing in USA with a sold-out showat
New York's Gramercy Theatre.
Ashley will be taking his hilarious new show ASHLEY BLAKER: STRICTLY UNORTHODOX
(the first ever stand-up show about life as a charedi (strictly
orthodox Jew) to the United States this Spring, making his Off Broadway
debut May 27 - June 28 in the Jerry Orbach Theater at the Theater Center, 1627 Broadway.
Here's a clip from his Meshuga Frum show where he explains his ultra-orthodox interactions with beloved pop songs.
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Lakewood, New Jersey, is a very religious Haredi community. Like most Haredi neighborhoods, it has a very active Hatzolah organization that provides emergency medical services (EMS). Hatzolah wives in Lakewood, New Jersey do all of the grocery shopping while the men are studying and volunteering for EMS. But what happens when the wives are busy and ask their husbands (who have never shopped before) to do the shopping? Oy Vey! The chasid in this skit is Jake Turx, the first Hasidic Jew to become a member of the White House
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The Haredi (Ultra Orthodox) community of Brooklyn is well served by Hatzolah, a local volunteer Emergency Medical Service (EMS) organization. Hatzolah/Hatzalah ("rescue" or "relief" in Hebrew: הצלה) serves mostly Jewish
communities around the world. Most local branches operate independently
of each other, but use the common name. The Hebrew spelling of the name
is always the same, but there are many variations in transliteration,
such as Hatzolah, Hatzoloh, Hatzalah, and Hatzola.
But even something as serious as medical assistance can have its funny moments, especially in the hands of a production company like On Time Studios, which uses humor to promote local Orthodox services and businesses. In this clip (The Doctor) we follow a Hatzolah doctor as he puts some unconventional implements into his black doctor's bag and makes his rounds on a scooter that he uses to visit patients in his community. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Hassidic comedian Mendy Pellin sits down for an interview with Israeli TV station Arutz Sheva.
Mendy blends Hassidic spirituality with out-of-the-box humor. He aims to
overcome stereotypes commonly attributed to ultra-Orthodox Jews.
In the interview, Mendy reflects on his blending of Jewish themes and pop culture, the nature of Jewish humor, and how he sometimes crosses the line into humor that may offend practitioners of political correctness. During the course of the interview, we see some of Mendy's classic routines, such as dipping Apple iPhones and iPads in honey for a Rosh Hashana video. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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On Friday November 14 The Wall Street Journal printed a feature article about Chassidic rabbi and comedian Mendy Pellin on its front page.
The article in the "A-Hed" position below the fold, was titled Did You Hear the One About the Rabbi Who Carries a Big Schtick? (In later editions and online, they changed the title to This Rabbi Raps and Riffs -- on Judaism.)
Mr. Pellin is an Hasidic Jew who trolls Tinsel Town
in a skull cap and sneakers, a long beard grazing his polo shirt. An
ordained rabbi, his risky mission is to show the world that an observant
culture—largely absent from the comedy mainstream—is natural fodder for
funny.
“I call this period the ‘Hasidic Spring,’ ” he says,
noting that many Hasidic youth are now embracing Facebook and Twitter,
thereby pushing the boundaries of a once-insular society.
“Talk Yiddish to Me” is one of Mr. Pellin’s signature online music videos. A parody of the hit Jason Derulo song, “Talk Dirty,” the number features the comedian, dressed in full black Hasidim
garb accented with an enormous gold chain.
Surrounded by singing
sidekicks, he sways back and forth, as if praying, and busts the kind of
rap moves—like hand gestures straight from the ’hood—more often
associated with 50 Cent or Eminem.
YouTube
counts more than 237,000 views for the video; Mr. Pellin says it has
received millions more hits via other social networks.
What do other Hasidic rabbis think of Mendy's schtick? Those with a sense of humor generally like it and those without a sense of humor don't. The article has lots more information about Mendy and other Orthodox comedians. It's a good read and worth your time. You'll find it right here.
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You've probably heard of SAG -- the Screen Actors Guild. But how about HAG -- the Hasidic Actors Guild? At first we didn't believe that it's real, and after doing some Googling we're pretty sure that it's not real.
But it is a figment of the imagination of Richard (Yisrael, Izzi) Lifschutz, an actor who has had bit parts in Hollywood movies about Hasidim. Two years ago Lifschutz invented the Hasidic Actors Guild in order to create a mockumentary film about it. The film had a flurry of popularity at its release, and even got some favorable reviews. We couldn't find it playing anywhere now, nor could we find a DVD. But we did find a four minute trailer for the film, and we think it's funny enough to share with you today. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Mendy Pellin is our favorite Chassidic comedian. We've been running his shtick for four years, and he keeps inventing new routines, from his Mendy Report on Chabad TV to the comedy midrash he created on the Jewbellish site that he co-founded recently. We discovered another one of Mendy's gems from a few years back that may raise concerns about the comprehensiveness of medical coverage. We haven't been able to find out whether the new insurance plans that are in compliance with the Affordable Care Act provide full coverage for treatment of this blood clot disorder. In this video Mendy focuses on Siddur Finger,or index avascular necrosis, a condition that arises when a synagogue congregant holds the place in the siddur with his finger while also holding a chumash during a Torah reading and rabbi's sermon which can last an hour or more. He explains that keeping the finger in this position for an extended period could leave the finger as flat as gum on the asphalt of the subway system. Enjoy!
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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