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Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Pirchei Shamayim Boy's Choir is a choir club that is spread out in several cities in Israel.
The purpose of the choir is to encourage musical children and to give them a good feeling and to instill in them confidence in the talent that God has blessed them with. Also to create a situation in which they will strengthen their studies at school.
The choir publishes songs and music videos, as well as occasional performances that give a lot of satisfaction and confidence to the children.
As we welcome Shabbat, Pirchei Shamayim sings Anim Zemirot, a liturgical poem that most synagogues sing toward the conclusion of the Shabbat morning service.
The Congregação Israelita Mineira (CIM) was founded in 1996 in Mineira, a state in Southeastern Brazil. In the synagogue, Tiféret Israel, with capacity for up to 400 people, men and women can pray together.
Since July 2020, the religious leader of the CIM has been Rabbi Lucca Myara.
In this video, Rabbi Myara sings the hymn Anim Zemirot, which is usuallly sung at the end of the Shabbat service.
We've been posting versions of Hebrew liturgical and popular songs by Yonina (Yoni and Nina Tokayer, a married musical duo who live in the small town of Pardes Chana, Israel.)
They have been uploading home videos to Facebook and YouTube and reaching millions.
They have both been singing and writing since they can remember, and have been making music together ever since they met. The name Yonina is a combination of both their first names, Yoni and Nina.
Here they are singingthe first verses of Anim Zemirot, a liturgical poem that is sung toward the end of the Musaf service in most congregations on Shabbat. The melody is a Chabad nigun, and Yonina recorded this version in honor of Yat Kislev, the 19th day of Kislev, a Chabad holiday celebrated as the Rosh Hashanah of Chassidism. It was on this date, in the year 1798, that the founder of Chabad Chassidism, Rabbi Schneur Zalman of Liadi (1745–1812), was freed from his imprisonment in czarist Russia.
I will chant hymns and weave songs,
for my soul pants after thee.
My soul longs to be in the shadow of thy hand,
to gain the knowledge of every secret of thy mysteries.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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London's Shabbaton Choir first took to the stage in 1986 as the B’nai Brith Festival Singers. It
was formed by a young and talented musician, Stephen Glass, who sought a
modern alternative to traditional choral music and composed new
arrangements that brought out the mood and meaning of the prayers.
In 1989 Lionel Rosenfeld, who
had returned from Jerusalem to become Chazan of Marble Arch Synagogue,
was introduced to Stephen Glass by Chazan Naftali Herstik.
Lionel & Stephen found that they shared a common interest in
developing innovative Friday night and Shabbat morning choral services,
so that prayers that too often were said and sung as if by rote could be
given new life.
And so after six months of composing and rehearsing, the renamed Shabbaton Choirunder Stephen Glass held its first ever Choral Shabbatonin
April 1990 with Chazan Rosenfeld, at the Marble Arch Synagogue. Stephen
& Lionel then continued to compose new music for Choral Selichot
services.
Lionel has been joined over the years by
Chazanim Steve Robins, Robert Brody, Shimon Craimer, Steven Leas,
Jonathan Murgraff and, for the past thirteen years, by Jonny Turgel.
Every year until his retirement, Chief Rabbi Sacks would set the mood
with an inspirational address before the Service.
Anim Z'mirot is the Shabbaton Choir's newest album and was released in
January 2016 to mark its 25th Anniversary.
The title track, written by Musical Director Stephen Levey, features the
Shabbaton Choir singing with children from Hertsmere Jewish Primary
School as well as Chazanim Shimon Craimer, Lionel Rosenfeld and Jonny
Turgel. It was recorded on Sunday 10 May 2015 at JCoSS in London.
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Josh Warshawsky has shared his original melodies with Jewish
communities throughout the country. His first
full-length album, “Mah Rabu”, features such hits as “Mah Rabu”, “Kol B’Ramah”, and
“V’ahavta”, which can be heard at Ramah and URJ summer camps as well as
at NFTY and USY conventions across the country.
Josh is currently in Rabbinical school at the Ziegler school of
Rabbinic Studies in Los Angeles, and he has spent the last two years as
the artist-in-residence and music specialist at Temple Beth Am and
Pressman Academy in Los Angeles, CA, where he brought new musical energy
to children and adults of all ages. He has transformed his home into a
much-needed space in the LA area for Jews in their 20s and 30s of all
denominations to celebrate Shabbat and holidays together. He is a
graduate of Columbia University and the Jewish Theological Seminary with
BAs in Religion, Talmud and Rabbinics.
Josh is currently on the faculty of Songleader Boot Camp, where he
helped to create a special track to bring together Ramah songleaders for
the first time. Over the last six years, Josh has worked as the
musician in residence at USY’s international convention, leading ruach,
song sessions, and writing original music for the last two conventions.
This summer, he will be embarking on his second Jewish Summer Camp
Tour, spending a week to a month in residency teaching and sharing music
and Tefillah at Ramah Ojai, Ramah Wisconsin, Ramah Nyack, Ramah in
Northern California, and Ramah in the Berkshires.
Anim Zemirot, sung during the Shabbat service, is given a new melody in this excerpt from Josh's album Chaverai Nevarech. Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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אַנְעִים זְמִירוֹת וְשִׁירִים אֶאֱרֹג כִּי אֵלֶיךָ נַפְשִׁי תַּעֲרֹג נַפְשִׁי חַמְּדָה בְּצֵל יָדֶךָ לָדַעַת כָּל רָז סוֹדֶךָ
ANIM ZEMIROT V’SHIRIM E’EROG KI EILECHA NAFSHI TA’AROG NAFSHI CHAMDA B’TZEL YADECHA LADA’AT KOL RAZ SODECHA
I will pleasantly sing melodies and weave songs, For my soul longs for you. My soul finds comfort in the shade of your palm, Discovering your endless depths and mysteries -Rav Yehudah Hachassid
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Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
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This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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