Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
We just can't get enough of Modi. His standup routines always hit the mark as he satirizes Jewish life in all of its aspects. Here is a recent set filmed on location before a live audience of host and guests about weekend hosting in the Hamptons on Long Island.
Mocking the wealthy lifestyles of multimillion dollar home owners, he skewers both the hosts and their guests as they navigate the hazards of spending the weekend in homes equipped with excessive alarm systems but lacking plungers in the bathrooms.
Jewish sketch comedy has arrived, live in comedy clubs and in videos posted on You Tube. A good example of this new comedy, focused mainly on the Modern Orthodox Jewish community, is the comedy trio of Eli Lebowicz, Ami Kozak, and Mikey Greenblatt, who created J-Sketch.
Last week they shared the stage of The Seven Crest, an event space in Teaneck, New Jersey, with four other stand-up comedians for an evening of laughter.
In today's video, the comedy trio is joined by veteran Jewish comedian Elon Gold in an all too realistic sketch. It's a new employee explaining the Jewish holiday schedule to bosses for whom the seemingly endless requests for days off to observe holidays is a not so welcome surprise.
Many of us have had this experience in our own careers and will find it very relatable and funny, especially when viewing it as an outside observer.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU
MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO
START THE VIDEO.
When it comes to delicious Jewish baked goods, it's hard to beat the goodies offered up by the bakeries of Montreal, Canada.
Whether its the Montreal style bagel, babka, ruggelach, cheesecake, or black and white cookies, Montrealers and visitors line up at the front doors of Cheskie's Boulangerie, or the competing 24 hour bagel bakeries, Fairmount and Ste. Viateur.
This love letter to the bakeries of Montreal uses video clips from Seinfeld episodes, the Yiddish shtick of the YidLife Crisis guys, and the carb-loving praises of a pair of Montrealers, one covered with tattoos and one with a long beard.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH
DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE
TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH
YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
A tip of the kippah to Mannie Young of the Men's Club of Cote St.-Luc, Montreal for bringing this video to our attention.
Kerry Bar-Cohn is the only female
chiropractor in Ramat Beit Shemesh near Jerusalem, where she lives with her husband
David and four sons. But that's only her day job. As "Rebbetzin Tap," she produces music and dance DVDs for children, as well as online courses
and a plethora of YouTube videos, whose goal is to emphasize the “joy”
component in Judaism and in life, and to teach self-esteem and
empowerment.
Why Rebbetzin Tap? Because tap dancing is part of all her music videos.
She has a background in stage performance, first as a
child, then attending the High School of Performing Arts in New York,
and subsequently returning to performance ten years ago after making
aliyah.
Kerry has performed for children, teens and adults around the world,
giving concerts and inspirational talks. She also recently started the Kol Isha Facebook group, where women and girls can post their singing
and dancing with one another. The group has drawn thousands of members.
In this pre-Shabbat video, Bar-Cohn and her friends tap dance while they prepare for Shabbat. Check out the lyrics. The song starts out:
You don't have the time to doze when you're folding all the clothes. Shabbos is almost here. This is not the time to plotz when you're scrubbing all the pots. Shabbos is almost here.
Right...You get the idea.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL
SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME
COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
For 900 years there has been a small Jewish community in Cochin on India’s Malabar
coast, living at peace with their Hindu, Muslim and Christian
neighbors. It’s been a model of interfaith tolerance.
But, as Fred de
Sam Lazaro reports, the community has dwindled since the state of Israel
was established and now one of the last Jewish survivors, who maintains
the synagogue, says he plans to leave in a few years – for Israel.
A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Thousands of marchers and observers turned up on Fifth Avenue on Sunday to celebrate Israel's 70th anniversary.
As CBS News reported,
The parade encouraged lots of blue and white to flow along Fifth
Avenue. The celebration, with music and cheering, observed the 70th
anniversary of the founding of Israel. The parade started at 57th Street
and stretched north to 74th.
Ambassador Dani Dayan, consul general of Israel in New York, told
CBS2’s Dave Carlin he was eager to help put the day in historical
perspective.
“When you compare where we were 70 years ago from the ashes of the
holocaust, it’s simply miracle what we’ve achieved in 70 years and we
want to share that celebration,” Dayan said.
Talia Hazan of Kew Gardens said Queens is where she was born but Israel, which she visits often, feels like home.
“It’s just like a very happy country. The vibes there and the energy is so bright and happy,” Hazan said.
The same could be said of Sunday’s parade, celebrating Israel.
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON
THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK
ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
We're accustomed to celebrating Passover indoors, seated at a large table, reading the Haggadah and sharing a festive meal with family and friends. But after the Exodus from Egypt, our earliest ancestors experienced Passover in the desert. Today a group of nature-minded Jews of all denominations experience Pesach in the California desert with Wilderness Torah.
Wilderness Torah creates a big tent filled with all kinds of people
bound together by a connection to nature. They work hard to create spaces
where people with a range of practices are welcome. They think building
pluralistic community is a fun challenge and causes participants to think
creatively about the meaning of our traditions and how we practice them.
They encourage participants from all backgrounds and especially ask each one to respect others’ observance levels. The kitchen and meals are kosher and mostly vegetarian, but there is no on-site supervision by a mashgiach. As Merissa Nathan Gerson wrote in Tablet magazine,
Wilderness Torah has developed from a small gathering of campers to a
full cycle of outdoor festivals tied to Jewish holidays—Sukkot,
Passover, Shavuot, and Tu B’Shevat—as well as other back-to-nature
wilderness quests for adults throughout the year. The group has also
created a nature-mentorship b’nai mitzvah program called B’Naiture for 11-to-13 year-olds, and an outdoor-education program called B’Hootz that takes younger kids camping, hiking, and into the wilderness to learn Torah through outdoor experience with mentors.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE
VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU
MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON INTHE VIDEO
IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
A short documentary
film, Wendy's Shabbat, has been drawing attention at Jewish film festivals around the USA.
It's about a group of Jewish senior citizens in Palm Desert, California who celebrate the weekly
Shabbat at the local Wendy’s fast food restaurant with Hebrew blessings over
burgers and fries.
The friends usher in the Sabbath by candlelight, with
challah bread and grape juice (no wine at Wendy's) to complement their chicken
nuggets and fries. Shabbat is typically observed at home with family, but here
these seniors share in the celebration of their religion at Wendy’s. The
Wendy’s staff, somewhat tickled and honored to be the site of such ritual,
arrange the restaurant tables into a long row and prepare milkshakes for each
attendee.
This is a story of rediscovering the joys of community
again in older age, and in the longing for ritual, however unorthodox and non-kosher it may be. There are themes of love, of ritual and of community -- all within the
context of an adorable scene at Wendy’s.
A SPECIAL NOTE
FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE
EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Today is Tu B'shvat, the 15th day of the month of Shvat, a joyous Jewish holiday that celebrates trees and nature.
It brings us back to our roots, literally.
Learn how to celebrate this
nature-loving holiday with naturalist and former park ranger Deborah
Newbrun in today's video below. What will you do to celebrate the birthday of the trees?
A Tu B'shvat seder is becoming more popular each year. Just type "Tu B'shvat seder" into YouTube and you'll find lots of examples to use as a basis for your own celebration. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO IS NOT VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY. YOU MUST CLICK ON
THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK
ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
Are you Ashkenazi or Sepharadi? Ashkenazi Jews hail from Eastern Europe and Sephardim hail from Spain or countries in the Middle East. Their cuisines are quite different. We've seen and posted many videos of food tastings that pair traditional foods with diners who don't have a clue as to what's being served. Here's another one that shows what happens when Ashkenazim have their first exposure to Sephardic dishes. No gefilete fish, kugel, kishke, or p'tcha here. Instead, you'll see reactions to shakshuka, chraime, , sabich, and kubbeh. Enjoy! A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
In May 2016 we
posted the pilot
episode of Soon By You, a new web comedy series that depicts the
joys and challenges of Orthodox Jewish dating for young professional singles in
New York City. In July we posted the second episode, and in October we
posted the third episode. This past June, we posted the fourth episode. Today we're posting the fifth episode.
In the pilot
episode titled The Setup, a rabbinical student named David accepts a
blind date at a restaurant in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. While there
he accidentally sits down across from Sarah Feldman, a free-spirited
artist with whom he instantly connects, but that's not his date. Through a
series of different events he’s eventually led to the
“right” girl, also named Sarah, a larger than life superficial-type
character, who is so caught up with ordering food and herself to actually catch
the nuances and humor of his excuses that led him to be late.
This situation
leads to a not-so-typical romantic encounter with David and Sarah F, who take
short breaks from their respective dates to meet at the back of the restaurant,
where they dream up mural ideas and finish each other’s sentences. It’s an
example of a matchmakers' worst nightmare and how chemistry leads the way to a
potential match. Get ready to cry, laugh, be amused, and, watch the
"fun" filled life of Orthodox dating.
In the second
episode, The Follow Up, David loses Sarah F's phone number. With the
help of his roommate, Z, he is willing to do anything to find her. Two new
characters are introduced and we spend more time with the original four
characters.
In the third
episode, The Shabbat Meal, David goes to great lengths to see Sarah F again. Meanwhile Ben faces
his first conflict between work and faith.
In the fourth
episode,The Dates, David and Sarah finally go on their first date. Jacobs explores
foreign avenues for a love connection and Noa, Ben, and Z take up volunteering.
In the latest episode, The Wedding, David and Z crash a wedding with the intention of wooing Sarah, but
don't get the reception they expect. Jacobs and Noa face the pressures
of being single at a Jewish wedding firsthand. Meanwhile, Ben begins to
process some unfamiliar feelings, and Sarah learns about a family
member's relationship issues.
Our guess is
that we will be following these characters through a series of romantic
adventures, that is if the filmmakers find sources of funds to continue
producing the series. They've already been successful in attracting some
product and service providers and incorporating their placement into the story
line.
Enjoy!
A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
Last week we shifted our geographic focus "across the pond" to England and were pleasantly surprised to find that Jewish standup comedy is very much alive in the UK, especially in Orthodox circles. We posted a video clip of Ashley Blaker, who has become very popular in the UK and also in Israel. Now he's bringing his comedy to New York. On Thursday night, December 7, Blaker will be performing his Strictly Unorthodox show at the Gramercy Theatre.
Much of his comedy centers on his migration from secular Judaism to becoming a frum Baal Teshuva (newly observant Jew) and the difficulties of being accepted by co-religionists who are FFB (Frum From Birth). In this video he reflects on the driving habits that he's noticed among the very frum, and the steps he will have to take to be seen as a member of their community. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
David Zasloff is a stand-up comedian, vocalist and multi-instrumentalist. He has
performed in a wide variety of venues throughout the United States
including comedy festivals and
conventions, prisons, nightclubs, universities, theaters, retirement
homes, corporate events, private parties, temples, weddings, funerals,
birthday parties, affairs of state, spiritual living centers, a few
churches and one bris.
After reading lists of
Nobel Peace Prize winners and Pulitzer Prize winners David noticed that almost all the
winners were Jews. This made him proud to be Jewish. So he wrote a song about it called If There Weren't Any Jews. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY
FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON
SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT
THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR
CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE
PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE
VIDEO.
In 70 C.E., when the Roman emperor Titus conquered Jerusalem and carried Jewish slaves with him to Rome, the ship holding them was driven by a storm onto the Albanian coast.
Instead of throwing his captives into the sea, he allowed them to disembark, and they eventually made their way to the area in northwest Greece where the city of Janina was established.
In 1927, descendents of the Jews of Janina built a Greek synagogue, Kehila Kedosha Janina, on New York's Lower East Side. It was declared a New York City landmark, and last month it was the focus of a Jewish Greek Festival.
Here is a video with scenes from the festival and a video describing the founding of the synagogue.
Enjoy!
A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE
EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK
ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE,
FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.
In May 2016 we
posted the pilot
episode of Soon By You, a new web comedy series that depicts the
joys and challenges of Orthodox Jewish dating for young professional singles in
New York City. In July we posted the second episode, and in October we
posted the third episode.
Your reactions
to the comedy were very positive, and so we have been watching for new episodes
to show up. Last week the fourth episode, The Dates, was released, and
we're sharing it with you today.
In the pilot
episode titled The Setup, a rabbinical student named David accepts a
blind date at a restaurant in Manhattan’s Upper East Side. While there
he accidentally sits down across from Sarah Feldman, a free-spirited
artist with whom he instantly connects, but that's not his date. Through a
series of different events he’s eventually led to the
“right” girl, also named Sarah, a larger than life superficial-type
character, who is so caught up with ordering food and herself to actually catch
the nuances and humor of his excuses that led him to be late.
This situation
leads to a not-so-typical romantic encounter with David and Sarah F, who take
short breaks from their respective dates to meet at the back of the restaurant,
where they dream up mural ideas and finish each other’s sentences. It’s an
example of a matchmakers' worst nightmare and how chemistry leads the way to a
potential match. Get ready to cry, laugh, be amused, and, watch the
"fun" filled life of Orthodox dating.
In the second
episode, The Follow Up, David loses Sarah F's phone number. With the
help of his roommate, Z, he is willing to do anything to find her. Two new
characters are introduced and we spend more time with the original four
characters.
In the third
episode, The Shabbat Meal, David goes to great lengths to see Sarah F again. Meanwhile Ben faces
his first conflict between work and faith.
In the fourth
episode, David and Sarah finally go on their first date. Jacobs explores
foreign avenues for a love connection and Noa, Ben, and Z take up volunteering.
Our guess is
that we will be following these characters through a series of romantic
adventures, that is if the filmmakers find sources of funds to continue
producing the series. They've already been successful in attracting some
product and service providers and incorporating their placement into the story
line.
Enjoy!
(A
SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE
DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND
TABLETS. YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE
JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE
VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.)
Subscribe now. Start each day with a smile. No cost, no obligation, no spam.
Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
Now You Can Book Program and Lecture Dates for 2026 and 2027 in Person and Via ZOOM
Now is the time to book our Jewish humor programs and lectures for your 2026 and 2027 events in person and via ZOOM anywhere in the world. Book any of our 26 popular programs including "The Great Jewish Comedians", “Israel is a Funny Country”, and "Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places." Click above for details and videos. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@primetimepresenters.com
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2026 and 2027 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@primetimepresenters.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
Daily Reyd
-
Article summaries generated by AI: • RS Aviner – Shehechiyanu on being
drafted – a soldier deeply joyful over IDF service may recite Shehechiyanu,
combinin...
Our "Friends"
-
Here is a Dry Bones cartoon from 2016. Unfortunately, still true today.
I have finally bought a new monitor for Yaakov's big computer. He was using
an o...
Fuck Your Bagels, Zohran
-
Civics 101, real quick: Jewish Americans have the same constitutional right
as every other group of Americans to organize, advocate, donate, lobby, and
s...
Was Benoît Mandelbrot Jewish?
-
Yes, Benoît Mandelbrot was a Jew. The Times obituary says he, "was born on
Nov. 20, 1924, to a Lithuanian Jewish family in Warsaw. In 1936 his family
fled ...
Thoughts on the Haggadah by Rabbi Eli Teitelbaum
-
[image: Story 375601404]
We just recently were able to find the latest version of my fathers, Rabbi
Eli Teitelbaum Z”L, thoughts on the Haggadah and conve...
Hamantaschen: The Symbolism behind Purim Cookies
-
Purim is a celebration of masquerade, Mishloach Manot, Hamantaschen and
book of Esther reading. Every Jewish holiday focuses on a special dish and
the tria...
Thank you for your support!
-
Thank you very much for supporting our work at The Muqata. We appreciate
your contribution and hope to be able to keep bringing you the most up to
date ...
Boarding School Massachusetts
-
Every fall the Massachusetts Health Connector provides information
concerning the public higher education institutions and designed to prevent
offenders ...
A chat with some protesters…
-
Originally posted on don of all trades:
Hi protesters, it’s me, Don. Do you remember me? No? I’m a police officer.
We’ve met before. Excuse me? Did you say...
Jerusalem Walking Tours for Sukkot
-
It is about time that I brought back my “Jerusalem: Meet Jerusalem” walking
tour series. And while I am nearing completion on a few new ones that I
hope to...
Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam
-
Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company,
comes this devilish concoction. Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a
shmear, mak...