Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Shir Joy Chorus of Massachusetts (SJCM) is dedicated to learning, sharing and performing Jewish music. Founded in 2011, its growing community of singers come from a dozen Massachusetts towns and cities.
The chorus is non-auditioned and is open to all people regardless of ethnicity or religious background who are interested in learning and performing music from the rich and varied Judaic cultures of Israel and the Jewish Diaspora.
In this video, the Shir Joy Chorus sings Shalom Aleichem.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
about 30 years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 70 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations. We came across a video clip of her in a 1984 Rodney Dangerfield's 9th Annual Young Comedians Special and we're sharing it with you today.
Enjoy!
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Marking 100 days since October 7th, War Cabinet Minster, Lt. Gen. Benny Gantz, Cantor Netanel Hershtik and the Maccabeats joined in prayer for the IDF.
Cantor Hershtik and the Maccabeats are joined by the childrens' choirs of the Harkham Hillel Academy of Los Angeles, California, Yavneh of Paramus, New Jersey, Yeshiva College of Johannesburg, South Africa, and Jacob Spadaro and TABC Studio 1600 choir of Teaneck, New Jersey.
Am Yisrael Chai. Bring the hostages home now!
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We've been posting versions of Hebrew liturgical and popular songs by Yonina (Yoni and Nina Tokayer, a married musical duo who live in the small town of Pardes Chana, Israel.)
They have been uploading home videos to Facebook and YouTube and reaching millions.
Melaketet Kochavim (Gathering Stars) is a new original song, telling their story, from the morning of October 7th when everything changed, through the past months, with Yoni away in the reserves and Nina at home, the distance and challenges and the hope for better days. The Hebrew lyrics and English translation appear below the video.
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הייתי בדרך לבית כנסת כשעלית על מדים
ובפינת הרחוב נפרדת ממני ומהילדים
הסברתי שאבא עכשיו צריך לשמור,
ולא רציתי שידעו ממה
ובדרך אנשים שאלו מה אתם עושים בחוץ, פרצה מלחמה
ועכשיו- אני אוספת את כל הכוחות
של חסד ושל אמונה
שעוד יבואו ימים של טוב
שעוד תשוב אלינו הרינה
ומחבקת חזק ת׳ילדים
רק להגן מהסופות שבחוץ
ובתוך הטירוף
מול שמיים שחורים
מלקטת כוכבים
בלילות הראשונים לא ישנתי,
דרוך על המשמר
חתמתי על ציוד בעולם מקביל,
נפרדתי מכל מה שמוכר
יש כאן אחוות לוחמים וימים מתישים מבלי לדעת מה יהיה מחר
שבועות כבר הפכו חודשים,
ובכל זאת נשארים עד שהאופק יואר
ועכשיו אני שולח לך ים של כוחות
של חסד ושל אמונה
שעוד יבואו ימים של טוב,
שעוד תשוב אלינו הרינה
אז תחבקי חזק ת׳ילדים
רק להגן מהסופות שבחוץ
ובתוך הטירוף מול שמיים שחורים
מלקט לך כוכבים
ולמרות הגעגוע אלייך
ולמרות שקשה כאן לבד
לפעמים כדי לנצח ביחד
צריך לעמוד בנפרד
כל אחד בחזית שלו
עד הניצחון
אז לעכשיו, אני אוספת את כל הכוחות…
I was on my way to synagogue (Shul)
when you put on your uniform
and at the corner of the street
you said goodbye to me and to the children
I explained that daddy now needs to go protect
and I didn’t want them to know from what
and on the way, people asked us
what are you doing outside
a war has broken out
So now I am gathering all of my strength
of kindness, and of faith
that good days are yet to come
that the songs of joy will return to us
and I hug the children tightly
to protect from the storms outside
and in all the craziness under black skies
I gather stars
The first few nights I didn’t sleep
Cautious, on the guard
I signed on to equipment in a parallel world
I left everything that was familiar
Here the is brotherhood of warriors
and exhausting days
without knowing what tomorrow will bring
Weeks have turned to months
And yet we still stay
Until the horizon is lit up
And although I miss you
And although it’s hard here alone
Sometimes in order to prevail together
It’s necessary to stand separately
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe. He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and today we're sharing a joke that focuses on the alphabet.
Enjoy!
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On January 9 an Honorary Oscar statuette was presented to Mel Brooks at the Academy's 14th Governors Awards ceremony in Los Angeles.
At the ceremony, Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick honored the iconic producer, writer, and actor with some comedy and song created just for him.
Here is their tribute to Mel Brooks, followed by Brooks receiving the Oscar and giving his acceptance comments.
Enjoy!
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(A tip of the kippah to Esther Kustanowitz for bringing these videos to our attention)
If your synagogue is anything like ours,
the Shabbat service ends with Adon Olam. This is usually led by a
prepubescent boy with questionable pitch, key, and general singing
ability. This is good for the kid educationally, and should be
encouraged. Musically, however, it's not always the best way to lift spirits
for the rest of Shabbat and the week ahead. But it's not that way around the world.
Adon Olam has become a staple of many singers, choruses, bands, and
other musical troupes, both in synagogue and on the concert stage. Back in 2010 we started a new series,
presenting renditions of Adon Olam from performers worldwide, including
traditional and eclectic versions. Since then we have posted 88 different versions to provide you with a fun way to
start Shabbat.
Today
we find ourselves back in the USA, at New York's Park Avenue Synagogue, with Cantor Azi Schwartz giving us a version of Adon Olam with a middle eastern flair. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
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In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
We posted the
first
of this series in May 2020. Now that the Forverts is continuing the
series, we'll continue sharing some of the words and phrases as a regular feature of
Jewish Humor Central. Today
we get to learn some of the most colorful expressions in the Yiddish language - the many ways of saying "on the contrary."
Enjoy!
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this 2002 episode set in Katz's Delicatessen in New York City, diners who want to use the restroom are given pagers that go off when the facility is available.
Enjoy!
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If
you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida this winter, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz
present a series of four 90 minute programs at Florida Atlantic
University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton, starting on January 18.
The programs, Saturday Night Live: The Funny Years, will be a walk down memory lane through
the first 25 years of Saturday Night Live.
While for 48 years SNL has
had a major impact on pop culture, critics agree that the first 25 years
were by far the funniest and most relevant. The combination of sketch
comedy, featured performers, guest hosts, and mock commercials has been a
winning formula for creating memorable characters that have become
household names.
Each lecture in this 4-week series will profile the cast members, tracing their routes to the show,
watching their auditions and screen tests, and revisiting their most
popular characters in action. So come prepared to laugh out loud at the
genius of those comedy standouts like Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Martin
Short, and Phil Hartman, just to mention a few!
Lectures
1975-1980: The Not Ready
for Prime-Time Players - Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan
Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, and Bill Murray.
1980-1985:
The Second SNL Generation Arrives - Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat and
Mister Robinson, Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci, Joe Piscopo and
Robin Duke as Doug and Wendy Whiner.
1985-1990: The Third SNL
Generation Takes Over - Billy Crystal as Fernando, Martin Short as
Nathan Thurm, Ed Grimley, Jeremy Glick, and Jon Lovitz as Hanukkah
Harry.
1990-2000: To the New Millennium - Phil Hartman, Kevin
Nealon, Mike Myers, Julia Sweeney, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, Rachel Dratz, Maya Rudolph, and Tina Fey.
The lectures are from 3 pm to 4:30 pm on Thursdays from January 18 through February 8 at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the
Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades
Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $30 for each lecture and $80 for the series. Members can purchase
series tickets in advance for $60.
So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some laughs at the conclusion of the program.
Here's a sample of what you'll see:
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: A few men were getting dressed in the locker room of the golf club and all of a sudden a cell phone rang.
And then...
Enjoy!
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After it was announced that Yale University was removing the word "Israeli" from its menu, a prank call was made to the Yale president's office by an Israeli prankster accusing the university of cultural appropriation for using the Hebrew phrase Urim v'Tummim on the school's logo.
The caller tells the hapless Yale employee that Israel considers this to be copyright violation and cultural harassment and demands that the Hebrew letters from the logo be removed and be replaced with another Hebrew phrase that translates to We are a stupid university.
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Cantor Yaakov Motzen is a native of Tel Aviv and the fifth generation
of a family of Cantors. He attended the Kol Torah, Be’er Yaakov and
Ponovezh yeshivot in Israel and studied music and vocal technique with
the late Yosef Goland, the principal baritone in the Berlin opera in the
late 1920’s. He also studied liturgy with the renowned Cantor Yitzchak
Eshel, obm. Additionally, he served in the Israel Defense Forces.
Cantor Motzen served as vice president of the Nachala organization from
1973-1978, which was dedicated to entertaining wounded soldiers. Cantor
Motzen held the position of Chief Cantor in Givatayim, Haifa, and Ramat
Gan, and sang on Kol Yisrael radio and television.
Cantor Motzen served
Congregation Shomrim Laboker-Beth Yehuda-Shaarei Tefillah and the Adath Israel Poalei Zedek
Congregation in Montreal. From 1997 to 2005
he served as the Cantor of Shaarei Shomayim Congregation in Toronto,
Canada.
Since 2005, he has been the
Chazzan at The Shul of Bal Harbour, Florida. Cantor Motzen has
performed in concert in many parts of the world, and he has become a
favorite of guests of many kosher cruises.
In this video Cantor Motzen sings Yismechu from the Shabbat liturgy.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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We continue to be amazed by the number of countries where Hava Nagila
has been performed. This is the 120th rendition of the popular Hebrew
song that we've posted since starting Jewish Humor Central in 2009.
Here's
the latest version that we just found, a concert performance a few days ago by the Veritas Choir of the Catholic University of Korea.
The Catholic University of Korea is a private Roman Catholic university in Bucheon-si, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea. It was established in 1855. The Catholic University of Korea operates campuses in Seoul and in the neighboring Bucheon City. The university's school of medicine operates eight affilIated hospitals throughout the country.
Enjoy!
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When producer Talya Yarom thought about a giant production of musicians
playing and singing for the hostages held captive in Gaza, she kept
thinking about bringing 1,000 musicians and singers together.
“One thousand sounds good,” said Yarom. “It’s a good place to get to,
and 1,000 musicians in Caesarea, which to me is a symbol of the
beautiful Israel.”
On December 18, Yarom brought together 1,000 musicians, old and
young, rockers and classical players, amateurs and professionals, to the
Caesarea amphitheater for a day of recording and filming.
The result is “Homeland Concert,” with a medley of lyrics from Ehud
Manor’s classic song, “Home” and part of “Hatikva,” Israel’s national
anthem, composed by Yair Klinger and melded into one work arranged by
Eran Mitelman, with the orchestral arrangement by Ron Klein and directed
by Shilo Gallay and Danny Casson.
But the concept was Yarom’s, a veteran of outdoor productions who
felt that she had to bring something big and beautiful “to warm
everyone’s frozen hearts” after the vicious Hamas terrorist attacks of
October 7, when some 1,200 people were killed by gunmen in a widespread
assault in the Gaza border communities, and another 240 people taken
captive to Gaza.
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Mayim Bialik is best known for her lead role as Blossom Russo in the
1990s NBC sitcom Blossom, as well as Amy Farrah Fowler on the CBS
comedy, The Big Bang Theory, for which she garnered 2 Critics’ Choice
Award wins, a SAG nomination, and 4 Emmy nominations.
Bialik and
her company, Sad Clown Productions, produced the FOX show Call Me Kat,
which she starred in for three seasons. She has been hosting Jeopardy!
since 2021 which won the Critics’ Choice Award for ‘Best Game Show’ in
2023.
Along
with her partner, Jonathan Cohen, Bialik hosts a successful podcast,
Mayim Bialik’s Breakdown, breaking down myths about mental health; the
podcast has 20 million downloads and counting.
In a recent interview on her podcast,
actor and comedian Ben Stiller revealed his favorite Yiddish words and Bialik suggested a new one.
Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: A guy has this big mangy yellow dog, and he's out taking a walk with it in a really bad part of town. And then...
Enjoy!
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Here we are on another erev Rosh Hashanah (actually New Year's Eve) with wishes for all of our readers for a Happy New Year. We're lucky to have two occasions each year for sharing these good wishes, our own Rosh Hashanah in September and the secular New Year in January.
To get the secular New Year off to a good start, we're sharing a video recorded at New York's Park Avenue Synagogue on erev Rosh Hashanah this year by Cantors Azi Schwartz and Mira Davis of the popular Israeli song Bashana Haba'ah with words by Ehud Manor and music by Nurit Hirsch.
Once again, a happy and healthy New Year to all and may it be a year of success for Israel in defending and protecting Am Yisrael!
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It's Friday again and time to welcome another Shabbat. Today we're sharing a beautiful rendition of the Kabbalistic prayer Ana Bekoach.
The singer is Hila Ben David.
Ana Bekoach is a liturgical poem from the Kabbalat Shabbat service that appears in the siddur just before Lecha Dodi. It's a Kabbalistic prayer composed by Rav Nehunia Ben Hakannah.
Known
as the 42-letter Name of God, Ana Bekoach is a unique formula
built of 42 letters written in seven sentences of six words each. Each
of the seven sentences correspond to the seven days of the week, seven
specific angels, and to a particular heavenly body. The letters that
make up Ana Bekoach are encoded within the first 42 letters of the book of Genesis. The
kabbalists explain that this combination of letters takes us back to
the time of Creation, and each time we meditate on a particular
sequence, we return to the original uncorrupted energy that built the
world. By performing the Ana Bekoach meditation, we enrich our lives with unadulterated spiritual light and positive energy.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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For
almost half a century, from the 1930s to 1976, The Barry Sisters,
Claire and Merna, were the voice of Jewish jazz in recordings, nightclub
acts, and television appearances on The Jack Paar Show, The Tonight
Show, and The Ed Sullivan Show. Born
in the Bronx to Yiddish speaking immigrants from Kiev, Clara and Minnie
Bagelman started out in show business using their real names as The
Bagelman Sisters, but after awhile, Clara became Claire, Minnie became
Merna, and Bagelman became Barry. They performed songs in nine
languages. Looking
glamorous and sparing no expense for their orchestrations, they sang to
a full house at the Concord and other Catskills resorts.
In this Throwback Thursday special, Claire and Merna perform Cole Porter's "All of You" from "Silk Stockings" in a 1963 TV appearance.
Enjoy!
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We've
been following the career of the amazing Hasidic Israeli fiddler Daniel
Ahaviel ever since we discovered one of his early YouTube videos in 2010 and posted it on Jewish Humor Central. His
fame and his audiences keep growing as does our amazement at his
boundless energy, his synthesis of Jewish, Irish, and bluegrass music,
and finding that his talent comes from British secular musical roots.
Last year he performed at Kikar Hamusica, a modern complex in the picturesque Nachalat Shiva
neighborhood in central Jerusalem and one of the most enchanting places
to visit. Every day there are live performances in the square, the
repertoire of performances in the square is wide and comprehensive,
including rock n ‘roll, samba, klezmer, reggae, pop and Hasidic music.
Enjoy!
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A video of a prank call to the Harvard University admissions office,
made by an Israeli comedian who pretends to be the mother of a Hamas
terrorist, racked up millions of views on various platforms within 24
hours of its publication.
The illustrated clip produced by Racheli Rottner was the latest
Israeli dig at American universities, which have come under fire for
tolerating activities from students seen as downplaying the October 7
terror onslaught, supporting Hamas and targeting Jewish students on
campus.
The call, reported in The Times of Israel and which Rottner says is authentic, features a mother named Jaama whose son Hamid is angling to attend Harvard on a terrorist scholarship.
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It's
Monday again, and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're
sharing a joke told by Rabbi Avrohom Rapoport, also known as Rabbi Raps.
Rabbi Rapoport is the spiritual Leader of
the Chabad Ventnor Shul at the New Jersey shore.
He is a graduate of the Rabbinical College of
America and received his Rabbinical Ordination in 2003. Rabbi Rapoport
is also the director of the Jewish Learning Institute of Atlantic
County.
Here's
the setup: A young boy went to school for the first time. His mommy walked him to the school and said to him "My shepseleh, my zeeskeit, bubbeleh, be a good boy in school today." And then...
Enjoy!
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If you're spending January in South Florida, you'll have a unique opportunity to see the award-winning actress Tovah Feldshuh in her acclaimed one-woman show Aging is Optional at the Pompano Beach Cultural Center on January 11 and 12, 2024. If you're wintering elsewhere, we're sharing a 10 minute excerpt from the show right here.
In this video clip, Feldshuh portrays a range of characters from Mama Lily and Grandma Ada to a French nightclub singer to Naomi Bunch in My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to broadcaster Sylvia Chronic and others.
Tovah Feldshuh is a six-time Emmy & Tony nominee and has been awarded three honorary Doctorates of Humane Letters.
Additionally, for her theatre work, she has won four Drama Desks, four
Outer Critics Circle Awards, three Dramalogues, the Obie, the Theatre
World, and the Helen Hayes and Lucille Lortel Awards for Best Actress.
She has recently been twice nominated as Best Actress in a Drama in Los
Angeles for her work in the play Sisters-in-Law, in which she originated the role of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She recently starred in Funny Girl on Broadway as Rosie Brice.
Enjoy!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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Yes, Benoît Mandelbrot was a Jew. The Times obituary says he, "was born on
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