Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
Comedian Larry David appeared on the PBS program Finding Your Roots and was shocked to discover family secrets about his notoriously tight-lipped mother – including her real name!
Watch Larry’s astonishing reaction after learning about his mother’s mysterious past and origins in conversation with Henry Louis Gates Jr.
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
This
classic episode first aired in 2002. People renewing their driver's licenses at a Department of Motor Vehicles office in Seaside, California were asked to confirm their weight by stepping on a scale before getting the license. Their reactions and interactions with Funt are hilarious.
Enjoy!
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Yesterday was Ladino Day, a celebration of Sephardi culture. Yiddish instructor Moishele Alfonso attended the 7th annual event at the Center for Jewish History in
New York City. There,
he found several Yiddish speakers and chatted with them in order to
find out what brought them there.
Ladino Day is an educational and celebratory program that centers the
Ladino (Judeo-Spanish) language through story and song, and with
lectures and reflections from scholars, activists, and community
members.
Due to demographic displacement, the destruction wrought by the
Holocaust, and the pressures of assimilation, the number of native
Ladino speakers has declined rapidly in the last 100 years: UNESCO has
even designated Ladino an endangered language.
The language is being kept alive by colleges such as the University of Washington and Jewish organizations such as YIVO which conduct Sephardic Studies programs and annual celebrations with stories and song.
Moishele's video is in Yiddish, with English
subtitles.
Enjoy!
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today Mickey Greenblatt is back with another good one.
Marshal (Mickey) Greenblatt received degrees from Columbia (BA and BS in Flight Sciences), a DC from Von Karman Institute (1963) and his PhD from Princeton in Aerospace Sciences. He worked as a researcher for NASA and the Naval Research Laboratory.
With four other scientists, he founded Fusion Systems Corporation, which invented microwave-powered UV lamps for drying coatings. He founded and served on the boards of technology companies and is active in volunteer work. He served on the executive committee of the Jewish Council for the Aging of Greater Washington for many years.
Mickey
also loves Jewish jokes and sent us this one to share with you. Here's
the setup: One day a woman jumped into the back of a taxi cab in New York City and sprawled out completely on the back seat.
And then...
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We've been following Elon Gold and posting some of his shtick on Jewish Humor Central for the last 12 years.
Elon is an American comedian, television actor, writer and producer. He starred in
the television series Stacked. He also starred in the short-lived
sitcom In-Laws.
Known for his impressions, including those of Jeff
Goldblum, Howard Stern and Jay Leno, Gold was a judge on
the ABC celebrity impersonation competition series The Next Best Thing.
Gold was also in the movie Cheaper by the Dozen as a cameraman from the
Oprah Winfrey show.
Gold attended the Westchester Day School in Mamaroneck, NY
and the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy (MTA)/Yeshiva University High School
for Boys in Manhattan, NY. He is a practicing Orthodox Jew.
Today we're sharing a video clip of Gold's recent appearance at New York's West Side Comedy Club where he talked about the Palestinian protests against Israel and the Jews.
Enjoy!
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Tonight
we welcome Shabbat with a version of Yedid Nefesh by Cantor Ale Edelstein of
the Israelita Paulista Congregation of Sao Paolo, Brazil. Edelstein has pop artist status in the Jewish community; he does two weddings and one bar mitzvah per week.He studied at the Tel Aviv Cantor Institute, a school run by the renowned Chazan Naftali Hershtik. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
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Today's Throwback Thursday Musical Showcase takes us back to July 10, 1960 when Georgia Gibbs sang Hevenu Shalom Aleichem and Zum Gali Gali on the Ed Sullivan Show.
Georgia Gibbs, born Frieda Lipschitz in Worcester, Massachusetts in 1918,
was an American popular singer and vocal entertainer rooted in jazz.
Already singing publicly in her early teens, Gibbs achieved acclaim and
notoriety in the mid-1950s copying songs originating with the black
rhythm and blues community and later became a featured vocalist for many
radio and television variety and comedy programs.
Gibbs was the youngest of four children of Russian Jewish descent. Her father died when she was six months old, and she and her three siblings spent the next seven years in a local Jewish orphanage.
In 1943, with her name changed to Georgia Gibbs, she began appearing on the Camel Caravan radio program, hosted by Jimmy Durante and Garry Moore,
where she remained a regular performer until 1947. It was Moore who
bestowed upon her the famous nickname "Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs,"
ironically using the title to describe the singer of diminutive stature
who had an enormous "authoritative" prominence in American pop music.
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Today is the 15th day of the Hebrew month of Shvat, also known as Tu B'Shvat. No, it's not
another fast day. It's a real holiday, but one without any
restrictions.
The holiday is known as Jewish Arbor Day and the New Year
for trees. It's a day to feel good about the bounty of nature,
including trees, fruits and nuts.
It
is customary to eat fruits on this day, especially fruits from
Israel. This includes figs, dates, oranges, pomegranates, and
persimmons or Sharon fruit (afarsimonim). All are available at most
supermarkets or gourmet groceries.
Tu
B'Shvat is a time for
singing, feasting, and rejoicing. So here are some Israeli children singing HaShkeidiah Porachat (The almond tree will blossom), the most popular song to celebrate the holiday.
Lyrics in English and Hebrew appear below the video.
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The almond tree will blossom
The sun above is awesome
Birds on rooftops all the day
singing it's a holiday
Tu Bi'Shvat Higi'a chag ha ilanot (Tu Bi'Shvat has arrived, the holiday of the trees)
Tu Bi'Shvat Higi'a chag ha ilanot (Tu Bi'Shvat has arrived, the holiday of the trees)
We've
become big fans of Shulem Lemmer after spending a Shabbat with him in
Delray Beach a couple of years ago when he was the star of a concert at
Anshei Emuna Congregation.
Shulem Lemmer is the most recent rising star
of the Jewish musical tradition that has been intertwined in the life,
faith, and culture of the Jewish people throughout their history.
Whether it's prayers, psalms, or contemporary classics, this youthful
Brooklyn tenor finds in music something rich and affirming, an endeavor
that makes the soul soar and the spirit rise and speaks to the human
condition.
Shulem
is as comfortable with Broadway and Hollywood tunes as he is with Chassidic
music. As we continue to focus on the challenges that Israel faces in
Gaza, let's apply the sentiments expressed in When You Believe -- a hope that all soldiers of the Israel Defense Forces accomplish their mission and bring the hostages home safely.
Shulem will be performing live in concert again at Anshei Emuna Congregation in Delray Beach, Florida tonight. We'll be there and if you're planning to be in South Florida in January, we'll see you there.
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It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. This week we're posting another joke from Dr. Jay Orlikoff, a retired dentist from Centereach, New York, a community on Long
Island in Suffolk County.
After
a distinguished and meritorious dental career, he is shifting his focus
to telling and posting jokes on YouTube. We were fortunate to find some
of his jokes and we're sharing one of the family-friendly ones with you
today.
Here's
the setup: A young Beethoven spends every minute at the piano playing. Finally he's just getting on his mother's nerves. And then...
Enjoy!
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In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
We posted the
first
of this series in May 2020. Now that the Forverts is continuing the
series, we'll continue sharing some of the words and phrases as a regular feature of
Jewish Humor Central. Tunnels have been in the news lately and the Forward, always keeping the Yiddish language up to date, is giving us examples of its use, not only as tunnels dug in the earth, but also as in such expressions as tunnel vision and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Enjoy!
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Shir Joy Chorus of Massachusetts (SJCM) is dedicated to learning, sharing and performing Jewish music. Founded in 2011, its growing community of singers come from a dozen Massachusetts towns and cities.
The chorus is non-auditioned and is open to all people regardless of ethnicity or religious background who are interested in learning and performing music from the rich and varied Judaic cultures of Israel and the Jewish Diaspora.
In this video, the Shir Joy Chorus sings Shalom Aleichem.
Enjoy, and Shabbat shalom!
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We've been big fans of Rita Rudner ever since she started to appear on late night TV in the 1980s. One
of the hallmarks of her comedy is that it's clean, free from the
vulgarity and shouting that many stand-up comics find necessary. Her
delivery is demure, tasteful, full of wry observations, and
very funny.
Rudner
started her career as a dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about
her dating experiences. She married British producer Martin Bergman
about 30 years ago and they have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish
humor but generally reserves it for when she performs for Jewish
audiences. Rita is 70 now and still performing in South Florida and other locations. We came across a video clip of her in a 1984 Rodney Dangerfield's 9th Annual Young Comedians Special and we're sharing it with you today.
Enjoy!
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Marking 100 days since October 7th, War Cabinet Minster, Lt. Gen. Benny Gantz, Cantor Netanel Hershtik and the Maccabeats joined in prayer for the IDF.
Cantor Hershtik and the Maccabeats are joined by the childrens' choirs of the Harkham Hillel Academy of Los Angeles, California, Yavneh of Paramus, New Jersey, Yeshiva College of Johannesburg, South Africa, and Jacob Spadaro and TABC Studio 1600 choir of Teaneck, New Jersey.
Am Yisrael Chai. Bring the hostages home now!
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We've been posting versions of Hebrew liturgical and popular songs by Yonina (Yoni and Nina Tokayer, a married musical duo who live in the small town of Pardes Chana, Israel.)
They have been uploading home videos to Facebook and YouTube and reaching millions.
Melaketet Kochavim (Gathering Stars) is a new original song, telling their story, from the morning of October 7th when everything changed, through the past months, with Yoni away in the reserves and Nina at home, the distance and challenges and the hope for better days. The Hebrew lyrics and English translation appear below the video.
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הייתי בדרך לבית כנסת כשעלית על מדים
ובפינת הרחוב נפרדת ממני ומהילדים
הסברתי שאבא עכשיו צריך לשמור,
ולא רציתי שידעו ממה
ובדרך אנשים שאלו מה אתם עושים בחוץ, פרצה מלחמה
ועכשיו- אני אוספת את כל הכוחות
של חסד ושל אמונה
שעוד יבואו ימים של טוב
שעוד תשוב אלינו הרינה
ומחבקת חזק ת׳ילדים
רק להגן מהסופות שבחוץ
ובתוך הטירוף
מול שמיים שחורים
מלקטת כוכבים
בלילות הראשונים לא ישנתי,
דרוך על המשמר
חתמתי על ציוד בעולם מקביל,
נפרדתי מכל מה שמוכר
יש כאן אחוות לוחמים וימים מתישים מבלי לדעת מה יהיה מחר
שבועות כבר הפכו חודשים,
ובכל זאת נשארים עד שהאופק יואר
ועכשיו אני שולח לך ים של כוחות
של חסד ושל אמונה
שעוד יבואו ימים של טוב,
שעוד תשוב אלינו הרינה
אז תחבקי חזק ת׳ילדים
רק להגן מהסופות שבחוץ
ובתוך הטירוף מול שמיים שחורים
מלקט לך כוכבים
ולמרות הגעגוע אלייך
ולמרות שקשה כאן לבד
לפעמים כדי לנצח ביחד
צריך לעמוד בנפרד
כל אחד בחזית שלו
עד הניצחון
אז לעכשיו, אני אוספת את כל הכוחות…
I was on my way to synagogue (Shul)
when you put on your uniform
and at the corner of the street
you said goodbye to me and to the children
I explained that daddy now needs to go protect
and I didn’t want them to know from what
and on the way, people asked us
what are you doing outside
a war has broken out
So now I am gathering all of my strength
of kindness, and of faith
that good days are yet to come
that the songs of joy will return to us
and I hug the children tightly
to protect from the storms outside
and in all the craziness under black skies
I gather stars
The first few nights I didn’t sleep
Cautious, on the guard
I signed on to equipment in a parallel world
I left everything that was familiar
Here the is brotherhood of warriors
and exhausting days
without knowing what tomorrow will bring
Weeks have turned to months
And yet we still stay
Until the horizon is lit up
And although I miss you
And although it’s hard here alone
Sometimes in order to prevail together
It’s necessary to stand separately
It's another Monday and time for another Joke to Start the Week. Today we're sharing a joke by Rabbi Yosef Yitzchak (YY) Jacobson, one of America's premier Jewish scholars in Torah and Jewish mysticism.
Rabbi Jacobson, an American Chabad rabbi from Monsey, New York, is one of the most sought after
speakers in the Jewish world today, lecturing to Jewish and non-Jewish
audiences on six continents and in forty states, and serving as teacher
and mentor to thousands across the globe. He is considered to be one of
the most successful, passionate and mesmerizing communicators of Judaism
today, culling his ideas from the entire spectrum of Jewish thought and
making them relevant to contemporary audiences.
He served as editor-in-chief of the Algemeiner Journal, and as a choizer (transcriber) for Lubavitcher Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson.
He also loves to tell jokes, and today we're sharing a joke that focuses on the alphabet.
Enjoy!
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On January 9 an Honorary Oscar statuette was presented to Mel Brooks at the Academy's 14th Governors Awards ceremony in Los Angeles.
At the ceremony, Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick honored the iconic producer, writer, and actor with some comedy and song created just for him.
Here is their tribute to Mel Brooks, followed by Brooks receiving the Oscar and giving his acceptance comments.
Enjoy!
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(A tip of the kippah to Esther Kustanowitz for bringing these videos to our attention)
If your synagogue is anything like ours,
the Shabbat service ends with Adon Olam. This is usually led by a
prepubescent boy with questionable pitch, key, and general singing
ability. This is good for the kid educationally, and should be
encouraged. Musically, however, it's not always the best way to lift spirits
for the rest of Shabbat and the week ahead. But it's not that way around the world.
Adon Olam has become a staple of many singers, choruses, bands, and
other musical troupes, both in synagogue and on the concert stage. Back in 2010 we started a new series,
presenting renditions of Adon Olam from performers worldwide, including
traditional and eclectic versions. Since then we have posted 88 different versions to provide you with a fun way to
start Shabbat.
Today
we find ourselves back in the USA, at New York's Park Avenue Synagogue, with Cantor Azi Schwartz giving us a version of Adon Olam with a middle eastern flair. Enjoy and Shabbat shalom! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR
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In 2020 the Forverts launched a daily series of
short informal video clips called Yiddish Word of the Day.
The series,
written and narrated by Forverts editor Rukhl Schaechter, aims to give
non-Yiddish speakers an introduction to familiar Yiddish words and phrases and
how they might be used in everyday situations.
Schaechter, who was appointed the new editor of the Forverts in 2016, is
the first woman to helm the paper in its 119-year history, its first
editor to have been born in the United States, and likely its first editor
who is shomeret Shabbat.
We posted the
first
of this series in May 2020. Now that the Forverts is continuing the
series, we'll continue sharing some of the words and phrases as a regular feature of
Jewish Humor Central. Today
we get to learn some of the most colorful expressions in the Yiddish language - the many ways of saying "on the contrary."
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Candid
Camera
was an American hidden camera/practical joke reality television series
created and produced by Allen Funt, which initially began on radio as
The Candid Microphone on June 28, 1947.
After a series of theatrical
film shorts, also titled Candid Microphone,
Funt's concept came to television on August 10, 1948, and continued
into the 1970s. The show involved concealing cameras filming ordinary people being
confronted with unusual situations, sometimes involving trick props,
such as a desk with drawers that pop open when one is closed or a car
with a hidden extra gas tank. When the joke was revealed, victims would
be told the show's catchphrase, "Smile, you're on Candid Camera."
Peter
Funt joined the show professionally in 1987 when he became a co-host
with
his father. During this time the show was being broadcast on the CBS
television network. In 1993, Allen Funt had a serious stroke, from which
he never fully recovered. This required Peter to host the show
full-time.
The
show went through a few revivals. During his time on the show Peter was
a producer, host and acted on the show. He also produced and hosted
over 200 episodes.
In
this 2002 episode set in Katz's Delicatessen in New York City, diners who want to use the restroom are given pagers that go off when the facility is available.
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If
you're a fan of Jewish Humor Central and happen to be in South Florida this winter, you can see Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz
present a series of four 90 minute programs at Florida Atlantic
University's Osher Lifelong Learning Institute (OLLI) in Boca Raton, starting on January 18.
The programs, Saturday Night Live: The Funny Years, will be a walk down memory lane through
the first 25 years of Saturday Night Live.
While for 48 years SNL has
had a major impact on pop culture, critics agree that the first 25 years
were by far the funniest and most relevant. The combination of sketch
comedy, featured performers, guest hosts, and mock commercials has been a
winning formula for creating memorable characters that have become
household names.
Each lecture in this 4-week series will profile the cast members, tracing their routes to the show,
watching their auditions and screen tests, and revisiting their most
popular characters in action. So come prepared to laugh out loud at the
genius of those comedy standouts like Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, Martin
Short, and Phil Hartman, just to mention a few!
Lectures
1975-1980: The Not Ready
for Prime-Time Players - Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan
Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, Garrett Morris, Laraine Newman, and Bill Murray.
1980-1985:
The Second SNL Generation Arrives - Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat and
Mister Robinson, Don Novello as Father Guido Sarducci, Joe Piscopo and
Robin Duke as Doug and Wendy Whiner.
1985-1990: The Third SNL
Generation Takes Over - Billy Crystal as Fernando, Martin Short as
Nathan Thurm, Ed Grimley, Jeremy Glick, and Jon Lovitz as Hanukkah
Harry.
1990-2000: To the New Millennium - Phil Hartman, Kevin
Nealon, Mike Myers, Julia Sweeney, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, Will
Ferrell, Rachel Dratz, Maya Rudolph, and Tina Fey.
The lectures are from 3 pm to 4:30 pm on Thursdays from January 18 through February 8 at FAU's Friedberg Auditorium in the
Lifelong Learning Building. Entrance to the University is at 777 Glades
Road in Boca Raton. Admission at the door is $30 for each lecture and $80 for the series. Members can purchase
series tickets in advance for $60.
So bring your friends and let's meet afterwards to share some laughs at the conclusion of the program.
Here's a sample of what you'll see:
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
Jewish Humor Central Staff
Publisher and Editor-in-Chief:
Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
Meyer Berkowitz Reporter Phyllis Flancbaum
"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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