It's Monday morning and as usual we're starting the week with a new old joke, once again from the annals of Old Jews Telling Jokes.
This one comes from Barnett Hoffman, a 72-year-old attorney and retired judge. Hoffman's son, Sam, is the founder of the Old Jews Telling Jokes empire, including the website, book, CD, and DVD which were the inspiration for the off-Broadway show of the same name.
Here's the setup: Three guys get married; one is Catholic, one is Protestant, and one is Jewish. One by one, they tell the others how the first three weeks of married life went after they returned from their honeymoons. First the Catholic, then the Protestant, and then the Jew. Can you guess the outcome?