Monday, February 17, 2014

Two Jokes to Start the Week - "Mom's Routine" and "The Affair"


Two Jokes? Well, when we sorted through potential jokes to start this week off with a laugh, we found a couple from the same jokester, but we thought each one was too short to give you a long enough laugh. 

So we're sharing both of them today. Together they run less than a minute, so listen quickly.

Both jokes, from the archives of Old Jews Telling Jokes, are told by Nancy Shaw, a 64-year-old elementary school computer teacher.

Here are the setups, followed by the videos:
 
Mom's Routine: My mother started walking five miles a day when she turned 60.....and then...

(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:  THE VIDEO MAY NOT BE VIEWABLE DIRECTLY FROM THE EMAIL THAT YOU GET EACH DAY ON SOME COMPUTERS AND TABLETS.  YOU MUST CLICK ON THE TITLE AT THE TOP OF THE EMAIL TO REACH THE JEWISH HUMOR CENTRAL WEBSITE, FROM WHICH YOU CLICK ON THE PLAY BUTTON IN THE VIDEO IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO.)



The Affair: Essie and Moish are celebrating their 50th anniversary and she says to him "Moishe darling..." And then...


1 comment:

  1. haha...Well, she stole the first one from Ellen DeGeneres, but it's still funny.

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