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They ruined a fair song that was not true "Country" to start with. A hat doesn't make a cowboy and a banjo and a couple of guitars does not make a country/western band! sent by Old Cowboy Ed from Wyoming
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They ruined a fair song that was not true "Country" to start with. A hat doesn't make a cowboy and a banjo and a couple of guitars does not make a country/western band! sent by
ReplyDeleteOld Cowboy Ed from Wyoming
Ed,
DeletePerhaps you should try not being so judgmental. Not everything needs a label, especially music.
Carol from NY/ CA and Montana
Ed,
DeleteNot everything needs a label, especially music.
Carol from NY/CA and Montana