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Every year at Passover time we get to see a lot of Pesach-themed parodies of popular songs, movies, and shows. Some are very good and some are so-so. We try to bring you the best of the crop. Today we encountered an impressive parody of the Disney animated film Moana. It's by a very talented crew too numerous to credit in these few lines, so we're listing them all along with the lyrics in the space just below the video.
The song is called Why Seders are Slow and it's a direct take-off on the Moana How Far I'll Go which was written and produced by Lin-Manuel Miranda. The Moana song was nominated for Best Original Song at the 89th Academy Awards and Best Original Song at the 74th Golden Globe Awards. We're including the video below after the lyrics and credits for Why Seders are Slow. Enjoy! A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS: THE
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IMAGE TO START THE VIDEO. CREDITS W&C Pictures Presents: “Why Seders are Slow” Parody of “How Far I'll Go” from Moana Original Music by: Lin-Manuel Miranda
Produced by: Elyse Heise Directed by: Christian D Chapra Director of Photography: Green Leaf Multimedia Editor: Green Leaf Multimedia Audio Production: Ean White, Incendiary Arts LLC Storyboard Ideas: Stacey Wein Parody Lyrics: Elyse Heise Vocalists: Rachel Baril and Ashley Harmon Filmed on Location at: The home of Greg Manousos and Amy Rosenberg
Starring: Ashley Harmon Rachel Baril Elizabeth Schwartz Jordan Solomon Rimon R. Addie, Ruby and Sadie Wein Juliana and Jack Eunice Goldberg Jane Leikin Greg Manousos Elyse Heise and Max
Tech Crew: Tyler Coveney Nichole Brennan Steven Heise
Props and costumes: Rabbis Rachel Gurevitz and Suri Krieger The Wein Family Elyse Heise The Solomon Family Amy Rosenberg and Greg Manousos
Special Thanks to: Hali the Wonder Pup
LYRICS I've been staring at this ragged Haggadah For what feels like forever Just trying to get by I wish I could understand this Hebrew Or what they mean by dayenu Or 'Baruch' or 'Adonai'
Every Kiddish made Every Karpas ate I must masquerade That I can translate That the words I know How the melodies go And I'm so hungry....
See the Jews and they're longing to be free In Mitzrayim Their cries of need Their hands they bleed The Maror on my plate is the key It reminds me 400 years With a strong arm, God ended all these bitter tears
I know what they mean by Afikomen Gonna find the Afikomen Dessert is going to be mine Here is where they hid the Afikomen See it says Afikomen On this fancy napkin design
I can read with vowels I can sing the tune I can keep the pace Hope they feed us soon On this Seder night Under this full moon Let's just say Motzi
See the plate as it's passed out to me It's exciting Unleavened dough Baked on the go And it seems like it's calling out to me Cause I'm starving Two more Brochot
Another glass of wine Yes I'll drink that wine
See the part where God splits the sea Now I know Mayim The sea of reeds We praise those deeds If next year, we will be, living free Yerushalem Why Seders are slow I'll never know!!
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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Al Kustanowitz Food and Wine Editor:
Aviva Weinberg Israel Food and Wine Consultant Penina Kustanowitz Reporter and Photographer:
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"Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
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A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
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He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
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This video is one of the best yet!!! Loved it from start to finish. Happy Pesach to all who see this post, from our family to yours!!
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