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Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!
In 1973 Ray Charles performed a concert in Tel Aviv. The concert film "Ray Charles: Soul of the Holy Land August 1973"
documents the legendary performer's historic Tel Aviv concert and
includes footage of him visiting some of the most renowned religious
sites in the world.
The 17-song set list includes many beloved hits
including a cover of the Beatles' "The Long and Winding Road," "Let the
Good Times Roll," "I Can't Stop Loving You," and "Yesterday."
During the concert, Charles met with David Ben Gurion, and the two sang Hava Nagila together. Here's a rare look at two very successful people in two very different fields coming together to celebrate Israel through one of its most popular songs. Enjoy! (A
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You may have missed it, as we did, but last June was the first Immigrant Heritage Month in the United States.
It was started by Welcome.us, a non-profit organization dedicated to celebrating a United States that is fueled by an immigrant tradition.
During the month, they focused on telling some of the stories that shaped this country.They included partnerships with corporations, media outlets, organizations, celebrities,athletes, faith, civic and political leaders.
To kick off the project, they enlisted comedian Elon Gold to comment on the Ellis Island process of admitting new immigrants to the US, using his mother's experience of arriving there with her mother. Filmed on location, Gold shmoozes with visitors to Ellis Island, and tries to re-enact some of the procedures used in admitting newcomers to the US shores. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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If
you're not in Israel today, it's likely that your streets are not
teeming with throngs of happy people noisily inching their way through
crowds, hitting each other with plastic hammers and axes, and spraying everyone with artificial snow and silly string. If
you happen to be in Israel, you know what we're talking about. After a
day of sadness and sober recollection of lives lost in battles and
terror attacks, Israel's Memorial Day (Yom HaZikaron) gives way to the joy of celebrating another anniversary of the country's founding.
Sure,
you can find video clips of formal ceremonies with speakers praising
the great accomplishments of this tiny country, but that's not the way
most of the population celebrates Yom HaAtzmaut. What they do is go to
parties and celebrate in the streets with music and food. Not
wanting to be left out, we hit the streets of downtown Jerusalem last
night to see the partying first hand. With two young grandsons in tow,
we couldn't stay out very late, but just late enough to capture some of
the excitement. Today's
video shows one of the bands playing all night at two outdoor stages
set up about a half-mile apart, and the scene as you walk up the Ben
Yehuda Street mall connecting them. The celebrations continue today until nightfall, with the smoke and aromas of barbecues filling the air. Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Tonight is the start of Yom HaAtzmaut,
the day that Israel celebrates its 67th year as an
independent state, a year in which immigration is expected to set a new
record. Jewish immigration to Israel hit a ten-year high in 2014, with over
26,500 people making aliyah over the course of the year, according to figures released by the Jewish
Agency. This represented a 32% rise compared to 2013, and the highest
immigration rate since 2002, when 33,539 made aliyah.
For the first time since the founding of the
state, France topped the list of countries from which immigrants moved
to Israel this year, with over a quarter — about 7,000 people — making
the move. It was the largest single-year movement of French Jews to
Israel since the founding of the state. Half that many moved to Israel
in 2013.
Nefesh B'Nefesh, the organization that facilitates aliyah to Israel in partnership with the Ministry of Aliyah
and Immigrant Absorption, the Jewish Agency for Israel, Keren Kayemeth
LeIsrael (KKL), and JNF-USA. reports that a total of
3,762 Jews from the US and Canada and 525 from the UK fulfilled their dream to
immigrate to Israel in the past year. Among the top cities to welcome olim in 2014 were Jerusalem, Tel Aviv, Beit Shemesh and Ra'anana.
According to Central Bureau of Statistics data, emigration rates are
also declining. The figures released in recent months suggest that
Israelis are much less inclined to permanently leave the country than
they were 10 or 20 years ago, with 2012, the last year for which figures
on long-term emigration are available, showing the lowest emigration
rates since the founding of the state in 1948.
To
celebrate the day, we're sharing a new video just released by Nefesh
B'Nefesh showing the wide-range of reasons that bring these new
immigrants to Israel. The individuals shown in the video are profiled
in a link from the video in which they tell their personal aliyah story and what they love about Israel.
Their stories and occupations are interesting and varied. They include Jamie Shear, an artist, calligrapher, and creator of all forms of Judaica in Jerusalem, Jeremy Welfeld, founder of Jem's Beer Factory in Petach Tikva, and Mia Pava, a dress designer who opened a bridal studio in 2014.
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All Israel has been busy this week preparing for the coming together of two major annual observances, Yom HaZikaron (Israel's Memorial Day) and Yom HaAtzmaut (Israel Independence Day). We're making a practice of extending our annual Passover visit to Jerusalem to include these special days.
All schools have special plays and ceremonies on Yom HaZikaron, outdoors if the weather cooperates, to remember the soldiers who fell in Israel's wars and the victims of terrorism. As the sad day ends, the country is transformed at nightfall into all night partying that lasts through the following day to commemorate the founding of the state 67 years ago. At many of the memorial ceremonies, names are read, photos projected on screens and walls, prayers are read and appropriate songs are sung. We're doing our part at Jewish Humor Central on Yom HaZikaron, which starts tonight, by abstaining from humor for the day and posting a beautiful rendition of the Prayer for the Welfare of Soldiers of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) by Shai Abramson, the Chief Cantor of the IDF. (How many other countries do you know of whose army has a position of Chief Cantor???) (A
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A happy Monday to all of our readers. We're happily enjoying the festive atmosphere in Jerusalem as the country prepares for its Independence Day, Yom HaAtzmaut. The holiday starts Wednesday night and lasts into Thursday, a day for celebrations, concerts, lots of flag waving, and outdoor barbecues. But not even Israel Independence Day can prevent us from coming up with another (old) joke to get the week off to a good start. We're working on improving the video quality as we create these joke clips in our makeshift Jerusalem studio. We hope to upgrade to better equipment soon. Here's the setup for today's joke: A young woman brings her fiance home to meet her parents for the first time. And then... Enjoy! (A
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When the musical band Eighth Day released their first music video called Ya'alili, we featured it and profiled the band. We can't believe that was four years ago! Since then the Jewish Rock group founded by brothers Shmuel and Bentzi Marcus has released five studio albums and played lots of concerts across the globe. Now they've moved their location from the Pomegranate supermarket in Brooklyn where they filmed Ya'alili to the Herzog Wine Cellars in Oxnard, California, to film their latest hit Hooleh.
The band got their start in Southern California where the Marcus
brothers grew up in a very musical ultra-orthodox, chassidic home. What
started as a fun family project, has now become a global phenomenon as
their fan base continues to grow all over the world. 8th Day's fresh and
unique sound is complimented by their catchy lyrics, mostly English
with some Hebrew and Yiddish mixed in, along with their spirited vocal
harmonies.
Enjoy!
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Flipping a wall switch on Shabbat to turn on electric lights in a room is considered a prohibition by Orthodox Jews. It is less of a problem to Conservative Jews and not an issue with other Jewish denominations. Members of Orthodox communities don't spend Shabbat in the dark. They either use 24-hour time clocks to control their lighting or leave the lights on all day. But they keep looking for better solutions. Along comes Menashe Kalati with an invention he's been perfecting for more than three years. It's called the Kosher Switch, and uses sophisticated technology to overcome the main objection to using electricity on Shabbat, that causing the flow of electric current is close enough to kindling a fire which is specifically prohibited by the Torah.
The switch uses a series of light pulses fired at random to stop - or start - the electric current to flip the switch,
which is fired at a randomized series of intervals and at a randomized
rate of success when a piece of plastic (the toggle) is moved.
A green indicator light demonstrates when the system is inactive, allowing for the observant Jew to flick on the switch
on Shabbat, as it is simply moving a piece of plastic; the
randomization process allows for the system to work based on a number
of halakhic (Jewish law - ed.) principles preventing indirect toggling of electric switches that leads to a definitive outcome.
The switch has a separate toggle to be used during the week as well as a normal light switch.
Kalati has taken his idea to the IndieGoGo crowdfunding community to raise the $50,000 needed to start mass production of the device. As we post this item, he has reached 92% of his goal. Even though the product has the endorsement of some prominent Orthodox rabbis, there are still voices of objection being raised, mainly questioning whether this innovation is against the spirit of Shabbat and whether it will cause people to assume that all light switches are permitted on Shabbat. Some lively discussions on the pros and cons of this product are taking place on Internet sites and only time will tell whether the proponents of technological innovation prevail or whether those who resist all new approaches keep this product from becoming popular in their communities.
Shabbat shalom from Jerusalem. (A
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On the set of Israeli satire show Eretz Nehederet (Tomer Neuberg/Flash 90)
On Tuesday we were interviewed on the Voice of Israel radio network by Molly Livingstone, the station's humorist and interviewer on her show, The Big Falafel.
Molly shares our interest in spreading laughter and showing the world that Israel is a funny country. Molly kicked off the interview with her comments on a 24-hour-visit to Jerusalem the day before by Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, a visit that we didn't know about and frankly didn't care about.
But then she settled into the main interview about Jewish Humor Central, how it got started, and how we manage to keep it going through 1,700 posts over six years to thousands of readers in 210 countries. OK, most of them are in the US, Israel, Canada, the UK, Australia, and South Africa, but we do get some in Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates. We talked about humor in Israel and how it differs from humor in other countries. Toward the end of the interview, we discussed the challenges of a humor site posting appropriate material on days such as Yom HaShoah, Yom HaZikaron, and Yom HaAtzmaut. We hope you find the questions and the answers interesting and meaningful.
This evening marks the start of Holocaust Remembrance Day (Yom HaShoah) around the world. As Edward Serotta wrote in Haaretz this week,
The date is commemorated in a great variety of ways. There are the
events and ceremonies – a candle lighting in a synagogue here, a school
presentation there; all traffic comes to a stop in Israel at 10 A.M.
Speeches are delivered. Then there are programs like March of the
Living, which sends thousands of Jewish teenagers to walk through
concentration camps in what had been German-occupied Poland (they often
leave out the ‘German-occupied’ part) with the goal of having them
witness the horrible past – they stand in Birkenau on Holocaust
Remembrance Day – then fly to Israel to witness the bright Jewish
future.
Today we're taking a break from humor to honor the spirit of the day by sharing a video clip that we found of Itzhak Perlman (2003 Kennedy Center Honors honoree) playing a beautiful rendition of the theme from Schindler's List for John Williams, a Kennedy Center Honors recipient the following year. Williams was picked by director Steven Spielberg to write the music and Perlman played the violin in the film. (A
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There are many styles of humor. It's not only jokes! A form of humor that's growing in popularity is storytelling. Storytelling groups are popping up all over the world, especially in Los Angeles, where actress Annie Korzen lives. Not all stories are funny, but many are. Annie is a master in the art of storytelling, both in telling her own funny personal stories, and also in teaching a course in how to tell stories. Annie played the role of Doris Klompus on Seinfeld, has appeared on other TV shows and films and
is also a regular on the Old Jews Telling Jokes website. Her droll humor has been a feature of many spoken word events. Annie has been presenting her latest story, Fat, Black, and Jewish at various storytelling locations and has received standing ovations. Today we're sharing this story with you. It's about how a chubby black baby got her to change her mind about grandmotherhood. Enjoy! (A
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Now that Passover is over, we've said goodbye to all the Pesach music videos old and new. If we find any good new ones that we missed, we'll save them for posting next year. But it's Monday again, and it's time to share another Joke to Start the Week. While we've been working out of our Jewish Humor Central Jerusalem office, we've been recording our own jokes for this exclusive weekly feature. Our temporary video studio in Israel has been working overtime to find and film some choice oldie but goodie jokes. We have a few more ready to go until we move back to our home base in New Jersey, and you'll be seeing them in the weeks ahead. Here's the setup for today's joke: One Shabbat morning Rabbi Goldfarb notices 7-year-old Jonathan staring up at the large plaque hanging in the shul foyer. It's covered with names, and small American flags around it on either side of it. And then... Enjoy! (A
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This week marked the 100th anniversary of the birth
of legendary songstress Billie Holiday, who died in 1959
at the age of 44. A few years before her death, Holiday recorded an impromptu cover of the Jewish classic My Yiddishe Mama,
which was composed by Jack Yellen and Lew Pollack and popularized
by vaudeville star Sophie Tucker in 1925.
By the late 1930s, Billie Holiday had toured with Count Basie and Artie
Shaw, scored a string of radio and retail hits with Teddy Wilson, and
became an established artist in the recording industry. Her songs What A
Little Moonlight Can Do and Easy Living were being imitated by singers across America and were quickly becoming jazz standards.[
The song has been covered
many times, by everyone from the Barry Sisters to Neil Sedaka
to—improbably—Tom Jones, who apparently learned it from his father, a Welsh coal miner. (Also noteworthy: this rendition by Ray Charles on the set of The Nanny.)
Holiday’s version
is something else entirely: with a simple piano accompaniment, it’s
nostalgic but not kitschy, full of sentiment without being sentimental,
evoking both strength and vulnerability.
According to the liner notes of the Idelsohn Society’s
2011 compilation “Black Sabbath: The Secret Musical History of
Black-Jewish Relations,” the song was recorded at the New York City home
of clarinetist Tony Scott, in an effort to coax his baby into ‘talking’
into the microphone.
Another version of the story, by musician Jack
Gottlieb, has it that the child was the son of William Dufty, who
co-authored Holiday’s autobiography, “Lady Sings the Blues.” In any
event, Holiday’s crooning is successful—how could it fail?—and the child
can be heard cooing toward the end of the recording. It’s a delightful,
candid moment.
Enjoy!
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If only Passover lasted longer than eight days! Then we'd have more time to share the growing number of Pesach videos that keep coming. We thought of holding some for next year, but every year we get more and more of them so we'd never catch up. We're lucky that the holiday lasts long enough for the taste of matzo to linger and not let the music videos go stale. Here's one that we think you'll enjoy and the last Pesach video of the year . It's a parody of Let it Go from the Disney Movie Frozen. Yes, we know there have been many last year and just now, but we think this one is worth your attention. It was created in by Chuck Green, with new lyrics by Elyse Heise, and performed by congregants and friends of Congregation B'nai Shalom in
Westborough, MA.
Once again we're taking a couple of days off to celebrate the end of Passover. We'll be back on Sunday with our usual mix.
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Actor Larry Thomas, the "Soup Nazi" on TV's Seinfeld, came to the
Roosevelt Field mall in Garden City, New York to promote the opening of The Original Soupman’s
Delicatessen & Grill on Saturday, March 21, 2015.
Thomas spoke about
his experience on "Seinfeld" and his work with The Original Soupman
brand. (Credit: Newsday / Jessica Rotkiewicz and Jeffrey Basinger).
"The Soup Nazi" is the 116th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, which was the sixth episode of the seventh season. It first aired in the United States on November 2, 1995.
The Soup Nazi is also the nickname of the eponymous character played by Larry Thomas. The term "Nazi" is used as an exaggeration of the excessively strict regimentation he constantly demands of his patrons.
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In each and every generation, a person
is obligated to regard himself as though he actually left Egypt. As it
says: "You shall tell your son on that day, It is because of this that
God took me out of Egypt" (Exodus 13:8).
But every generation has its own methods of communication, and uses them to tell the story in a different way.We've heard the Passover story retold many different ways at the seder this weekend, and in many varieties of YouTube videos.
The Lego Passover Movie (video below) is the
second in a series of productions filmed with a single iPad by 8-year-old director Ayal Englander and his 13-year-old sister Yaffa. Their voices are the only ones heard
in the movie.
Ayal is very interested in Legos and collects
‘mini-figures’ in part so he will have the characters to retell the narratives
of the Jewish holidays. The first installment was the Lego Purim Movie .
He went to a nearby week-long summer camp program on filming ‘stop-action’
movies and really took to it. It is a lengthy process of constantly
resetting the figures and the backgrounds, and it also involves a lot of trial
and error.
Making the movies is not only fun for him, but it also allows
him to retell these important stories focusing on the details that he feels
are central, casting them in his own words and from his own perspective.
We think Ayal has a real future in movie making. (Full disclosure: Ayal and Yaffa are grand-nephew and grand-niece of Jewish Humor Central Blogger-in-Chief Al Kustanowitz.)
Today is Monday, but it's also Chol Hamoed, one of the intermediate days of Passover. So we think it's appropriate to tell a Joke to Start the Week with a Pesach theme. There aren't that many Passover jokes, but the ones that are retold are classic oldies but goodies.
Keeping with the Pesach connection, here's the setup: Ever since he was a little boy, Benjy wanted to be an aeronautical engineer and build jet airplanes. He went to the best schools, he worked very hard, and finally got his degree. And then... Enjoy! (A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Boys Town Jerusalem is one of Israel's premier institutions for
educating the country's next generation of leaders in the fields of
technology, commerce, education, the military and public service. Since
its founding in 1948, BTJ has pursued its mission of turning 6,500 young
boys from limited backgrounds into young men with limitless futures. We previously posted videos featuring the boys of Boys Town on Chanukah and on Pesach. Today we're sharing a view of the boys really getting into cleaning and preparing for the seder and singing the four questions that will be asked in Jewish homes all over the world tonight.
Enjoy the seder (sedarim if you're not in Israel), and have a happy and kosher Pesach. We're
taking a break to enjoy Passover in Jerusalem with our family and
we'll be back with a Joke to Start the Week on Monday. Chag Sameach!
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What would a Jewish holiday be like without a new music video from Julie Geller? In the last two years she's given us new musical creations for Passover, Rosh Hashanah, and two for Chanukah. This year she's composed a funny parody of the pop song U Can't Touch This called Can't Eat This, focusing on the do's and don'ts associated with food on Pesach. Julie,
raised in Colorado where she now lives with her family, also spent time
in Boston, San Diego, and Israel. She has taken on a mission to bring
love and healing into the world through her music. Julie is a graduate of Harvard University and the New England
Conservatory of Music. She studied at Bar Ilan University and Midreshet
Lindenbaum in Israel. Enjoy!
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With the seder only two days away, we still have a few more music videos to share. Today we're featuring Uptown Passover, a Pesach-themed parody of Uptown Funk, the hit Mark Ronson song featuring Bruno Mars.
Six13 is a six-man vocal band that brings an unprecedented style of
Jewish music to the stage, with songs ranging from hip-hop dance tracks
to rock anthems. The members of the New York City-based group sound like
a full band – while using nothing but their voices.
Six13 has recorded five award-winning albums, whose songs have been
played all over Jewish radio and been chosen to appear on nine different
“best of” compilation albums. The group has over 20,000 CDs in
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Just Published: The Kustanowitz Kronikle - 35 Years of Purim Parody
Every Purim for the past 35 years we have published a Purim parody edition of The Kustanowitz Kronikle, covering virtually every aspect of Jewish life, and including parodies of hundreds of popular movies. This year we decided to retire the series and capture all the fun in a book that's just been published and is available at Amazon.com. It has every Purim issue of The Kustanowitz Kronikle from 1988 through 2022 in a full-color, full-size paperback book with hilarious headline stories and parody movie picks. Here are a few examples: TRUMP, NETANYAHU SWAP ROLES, COUNTRIES; NEW TALMUD VOLUME "VOTIN" FOUND IN IRAQ; JOINS "FRESSIN", "NAPPIN", TANTZEN","PATCHEN"; "JUDAICARE" PROGRAM PLANNED TO ENSURE THAT ALL JEWS HAVE SYNAGOGUE MEMBERSHIP; RABBIS CREATE TALMUD AMERICANI; NEW LAWS EXTEND HALACHA TO THANKSGIVING AND JULY 4; JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS WORLDWIDE UNITE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING; FOCUS ON REDUCING HOT AIR; RABBIS TO REQUIRE SHECHITA FOR MANY FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
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This book presents 150 anecdotes and associated video clips that reveal the myriad ways that Jewish culture, religion, humor, music, song, and dance have found expression in parts of the world that, at first glance, might not seem supportive of Jewish Life. It includes 50 videos of Hava Nagila being performed from Texas to Thailand, from India to Iran, and from Buenos Aires to British Columbia. Also highlighted are 34 international versions of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem, Adon Olam, Abanibi, and Tumbalalaika. Whether you’re reading the print version and typing in the video URLs or reading the e-book version and clicking on the links, you’ll have access to 150 video clips totaling more than 10 hours of video. Enjoy!
"Israel is a Funny Country" is now available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle editions
This book explores the multifaceted nature of humor in Israel, some of which is intentional and some of which is unintentional. Either way, the quirks of Israeli life contribute to making that life interesting and fulfilling. In the pages of this volume, we take a look at humorous slices of Israeli life, Israeli comedy, satire and parody, funny TV commercials, unusual stories about food, surprising rabbinic bans on daily activities, simchas as they can only be celebrated in Israel, and endearing aspects of Israeli culture. There are more than 120 anecdotes and links to video clips totaling more than six hours of video. We hope that these anecdotes and video clips give you a new and different insight into life in Israel, and encourage you to join in the fun by planning a visit to the land flowing with milk and honey.
Now is the time to book our Jewish Humor Shows and Lectures in person or on ZOOM.
Bring Al's Jewish humor lectures and comedy programs with the funniest videos on the Internet to your community and your synagogue, club, JCC, organization or private event in person or via ZOOM. We're taking reservations now for 2025 and 2026 dates in your community. Click above for details. To book a program with Al, e-mail: dan@hudakonhollywood.com.
Now Open: The Jewish Humor Central Gift Shop
Jewish Humor Central logo merchandise is now available. Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear.
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - Now Available in eBook and Paperback at Amazon.com
The Best of Jewish Humor Central - More than 400 video clips, including music and comedy videos for all the Jewish holidays. View them on Your PC, Mac, Kindle Fire, iPad, iPhone, iTouch, Android Tablet and Smartphone. Click on the image above to peek inside and download a free sample. And now, a paperback edition for anyone who prefers a traditional book and doesn't mind typing the URLs instead of clicking on them.
About the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief
A long-term devotee of Jewish humor, Al Kustanowitz has been collecting and sharing it even before there was an internet. In 2009, after a 36-year career at IBM managing new technology projects, he founded Jewish Humor Central (jewishhumorcentral.com. Through the blog he brings a daily dose of fun and positive energy to readers who would otherwise start the day reading news that is often drab, dreary, and depressing (subscribing is free). He has published 12 books on humor based on his more than 4,000 blog postings, each of which includes a video clip and his commentary.
He has presented more than 100 programs in South Florida and the Northeast on topics that include the great comedians and entertainers of the 20th century, funniest moments in film and television, flash mobs around the world, and composers and lyricists of the Great American Songbook.
He earned his bachelor's and master's degrees from the City University of New York and taught computer science courses at the Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences at New York University. He is a member of the Advisory Board of the International Association of Yiddish Clubs.
You can contact Al via email at akustan@gmail.com.
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